Cereal Killer Men's Crew by Socksmith This criminally hilarious (and punny) pair of socks will bring breakfast chaos to your feet, all while your toes enjoy a killer fashion statement. This showdown might leave your feet in stitches and your breakfast in chaos... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
Death Before Decaf Men's Crew by Socksmith Putting a little buzz in your outfit has never been easier, or more fun. These skeletons know exactly how you feel; more caffeine, please! Details: Men’s sizes 10-13 70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Spandex MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
I'll Feed All You F*ckers Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q Gather round and ye I shall feed! Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex. MSRP: Was: Now: C$21.99 Add to Cart
Studies Show I'm the Shit Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q It's PROVEN. By STUDIES. Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex. MSRP: Was: Now: C$21.99 Add to Cart
Worst Gift Ever Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just stand there, someone hand this sock a stiff cocktail! Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 -... MSRP: Was: Now: C$21.99 Add to Cart
Sunday Football Socks Men's Crew by Blue Q Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Also: sweat pants, warm feet, can't lose! Also: great gift, he'll owe you one, can't lose. Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 57% combed... MSRP: Was: Now: C$21.99 Add to Cart
Dragons and Wizards and Shit Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q I like 'em. I like 'em all. Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 62% combed cotton, 35% nylon, 3% spandex MSRP: Was: Now: C$21.99 Add to Cart
Crazy Cat Dude Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat. Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex. MSRP: Was: Now: C$21.99 Add to Cart
Elf Spirit Clausometer Mini Kit Spread Christmas cheer everywhere you go with this joyful spirit clausometer from the iconic movie Elf. This Elf Spirit Clausometer Mini Kit includes a 3-inch functional spirit clausometer that lights up, and a mini Buddy the Elf "OMG... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.50 Add to Cart
Just Fishin' Men's Tackle Socks by Socksmith Details: Men’s sizes 10 - 13 70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Spandex MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
Cool Beans Women's Crew Socks by Socksmith Canada Details: Women’s sizes 9 - 11 63% Cotton, 34% Nylon, 3% Spandex MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
Significant Otter Women's Crew Socks by Socksmith Canada - White Otters are some of the most adorable animals on planet earth, so these socks featuring “Significant Otters” are a cuteness overload! Details: Women’s sizes 9 - 11 63% Cotton, 34% Nylon, 3% Spandex MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
Emergency Underpants in Tin DON'T LET SOILED UNDERPANTS RUIN YOUR DAY! Emergency Underpants are always there for you when you need them. They come in a 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin that slips easily into a purse or briefcase. Now whenever a particularly stressful or scary situation... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Flashing Holiday Beverage Bulb ‘Tis the season to sip! Perfect for all ages, these fun oversized bulbs light up from the bottom with three flash modes and a festive paper straw. Great for parties and events, holiday travel, and family fun. Fill with candy or other goodies for an... MSRP: C$9.99 Was: C$9.99 Now: C$5.99 Choose Options
F Off, I'm Gaming Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 71% combed cotton, 27% nylon, 2% spandex MSRP: Was: Now: C$21.99 Add to Cart
Here Comes Cool Dad Crew Socks by Blue Q Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 71% combed cotton, 27% nylon, 2% spandex MSRP: Was: Now: C$21.99 Add to Cart
Cool-Ass Grandpa Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 71% combed cotton, 27% nylon, 2% spandex MSRP: Was: Now: C$21.99 Add to Cart
RetireMints Details: Dimensions: Net weight of 4 oz. Ingredients: Sorbitol, natural peppermint oil, other natural and artificial flavours, magnesium stearate and acesulfame potassium Packaging: Metal tin MSRP: Was: Now: C$5.99 Add to Cart
Gilmore Girls: Stars Hollow Light-Up Sign Mini Kit Transport yourself to the lovable northeastern town of Stars Hollow with this special kit that celebrates Gilmore Girls. Specifications: 3-1/2 x 3-inch light-up Stars Hollow sign with display stand Book included: 48-page book filled with essential... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.50 Add to Cart
This Grandma Has Seen Some Shit Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q Step into the shoes, well, socks, of a seasoned storyteller with our 'This Grandma has Seen Some Shit' socks – the perfect blend of wit and wisdom for the grandmas who have lived through it all. These socks don't just keep your feet... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q These comfortable green socks feature a retro geometric pattern with the words "This Meeting is Bullshit". A perfect pair for those Zoom meetings when you're working from home!Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble... MSRP: Was: Now: C$21.99 Add to Cart
Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q These comfortable socks feature an illustrated dad in a lazy chair with the words "Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke".Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 62% combed cotton, 36%... MSRP: Was: Now: C$21.99 Add to Cart
Ringmaster of the Shit Show Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q These comfortable grey socks feature an orange heel and cuff with green stripes. With the retro "Ringmaster of the Shit Show" design, everyone will know who's boss!Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium... MSRP: Was: Now: C$21.99 Add to Cart
I Love My Asshole Kids Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q Show off your parental pride with our 'I Love My Asshole Kids' socks – a cheeky testament to the timeless tension between love and exasperation. Slip into these cozy foot warmers as a playful reminder that even on the most trying days, your love... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Bird Is The Word Men's Crew Socks by Socksmith Canada Bird is definitely the word with these socks! Details: Men’s sizes 10 - 13 66% Cotton, 33% Nylon, 1% Spandex Machine wash cold and tumble dry low MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
Bird Is The Word Women's Crew Socks by Socksmith Canada Bird is definitely the word with these socks. Wear these when you want to feel fly! Featuring cardinals, blue jays, and...two other pretty birds. We never said we were bird experts. Details: Women’s sizes 9 - 11 50% Cotton, 48% Nylon, 2%... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
Vinyl Record Air Freshener You won’t find yourself driving down the highway to hell with this Vinyl Air Freshener. It has a pleasant pinewood scent that will bring a bit of the outdoors inside your ride, and guide you through your life in the fast lane. Details:Materials:... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Diving Sub Tub Toy This Diving Sub Tub Toy is powered by baking powder! This retro submarine toy will surface and dive in the water over and over to keep bath time fun. Details: Materials: Plastic Packaging: Illustrated bubble card with retro design No... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Record Your Own Message Button NOTE: The RetroFestive Team LOVES this product! We've recorded our kids over the years to create cherished keepsakes. Now you can record your very own sound button. Use it as a gag, or create an auditory time capsule. Perfect for creating cherished... MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
World's Smallest Slinky Dog Golly bob howdy! Will you ever love this World's Smallest Slinky Dog. The World’s Smallest Slinky Dog wags his tail, wiggles his body, flaps his ears around and stretches like an accordion. This timeless pull toy is a tail wagging... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Emergency Goat Button GOAT SCREAMS ARE SO WEIRD It’s a goat emergency! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time but it’s also a popular animal! We all dream of owning our own herd of bleating, horned kids, but that’s not always feasible. This... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Eggnog Mix Packet If you forgot to grab a carton at the store, our Eggnog Mix will save the day! Just add cold milk, a shot of Rum and sit back and watch the Christmas lights sparkle. Details: 35g *1.2oz) Packaging: Full colour illustrated... MSRP: Was: Now: C$1.99 Add to Cart
Mulling Spice Packet This mulled wine spice packet is the perfect addition to any hot wine or hot apple juice for a heart-warming drink. Details: Packaging: Full colour illustrated packet Prepared in Canada Made by Gourmet Village MSRP: Was: Now: C$1.99 Add to Cart
Electric Guitars Men's Crew Socks by Socksmith Canada Is it time to amp up your sock game? Don't fret! Step out in these guitar socks for sound check and you'll be rocking heavy musical vibes. From speed metal to bubblegum pop, these instrument socks are bound to strike a chord with your inner rock star... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
Significant Otter Men's Crew Socks by Socksmith Canada Otter socks are otter-ly significant. Make a statement in these marine life socks. Did you know that otters hold hands while they sleep, to prevent drifting apart? Don't you wish your socks did the same in the washer and dryer? Whether or not you've... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
Star Trek Dilithium Crystal Mints Whether you're meeting Mudd's Women or transporting the Federation ambassador to Eminiar VII, these genuine pink peppermint Dilithium Crystals keep your breath fusion-fresh! Details: Dimensions: Net weight of 4 oz. Ingredients:... MSRP: Was: Now: C$5.99 Add to Cart
