Teacher Socks 'Cause Teachers Rock! Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q In a real, authentic, old school way. None of this new age, indie bullshit.Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 51% combed cotton, 46% nylon, 3% spandex MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
Worst Gift Ever Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just stand there, someone hand this sock a stiff cocktail! Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 -... MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
Fun Person Alert Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q MOVE OUTTA THE WAY! Fun Person coming through! Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex. MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q These comfortable green socks feature a retro geometric pattern with the words "This Meeting is Bullshit". A perfect pair for those Zoom meetings when you're working from home!Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble... MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q These comfortable socks feature an illustrated dad in a lazy chair with the words "Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke".Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 62% combed cotton, 36%... MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
Ringmaster of the Shit Show Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q These comfortable grey socks feature an orange heel and cuff with green stripes. With the retro "Ringmaster of the Shit Show" design, everyone will know who's boss!Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium... MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
I Love My Asshole Kids Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q Show off your parental pride with our 'I Love My Asshole Kids' socks – a cheeky testament to the timeless tension between love and exasperation. Slip into these cozy foot warmers as a playful reminder that even on the most trying days, your love... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
Disappointed Sigh Button AUTOMATED DISMAY Did you ever get so tired of sighing at things that you wanted to sigh, but then realized that would only make things worse? These days, so many things are disappointing that it’s too much of an effort to do all the sighing... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Handerpants UNDERPANTS FOR YOUR HANDS Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs. Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Collection of Mini Garden Birds A FLOCK IN YOUR POCKET Spotting a beautiful bird in your backyard is like watching a fashion show. This Collection of Mini Garden Birds is a set of eight different soft vinyl birds that you can arrange to your heart's desire. The package is designed to... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Pancake Mask Glasses SO REALISTIC THEY’LL POUR SYRUP ON YOU Our Pancake Mask turns you into a butter-topped stack of flapjacks! Just put a dab of maple syrup behind your ear, and no one will be able to tell the difference. People love pancakes. That means that when... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Squishy Bigfoot BFF THE MOST RELAXED BIGFOOT Ever dream of being pals with a Sasquatch? This squishy, squeezable fellow wants to be your BFF (Bigfoot Friend Forever). Squishy Bigfoot BFF is a 6" tall, soft rubber lump of malleable mush that you’ll want to hug and... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Ugly Sweater Mug With Knit Sweater Winning top honors at the Ugly Sweater holiday party isn't as easy as firing up the Amazon app and whipping out the credit card. It takes a whole new level of dedication, and we've got the perfect gag. Our new Ugly Sweater Coffee Mug puts you in a... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
The Sound Machine Irritate, annoy and entertain with the Sound Machine. Fifteen high quality sound recordings at you your fingertips: burp, cat, spring, loser, bug, win, drum, fart, whistle, clock chime, kiss, clap, laugh, siren, yeeha. MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
The FART Button Let one rip with the ultimate gross-out gift! Twenty different and hilarious fart noises are played when the button is pressed. It's the perfect way to embarrass your victims whenever the mood strikes you! Big red light up button Dimensions:... MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
Hoop-La Headband Hoop Game Turn any gathering into a hoopla of laughter with the Hoop-La headband hoop game, where players must toss balls into a basket strapped to a teammate's head!. This game adds a twist to the traditional ball toss, making it a head-spinning challenge that... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
The Original Magnetic Sand Timer Hourglass Turn time into a mesmerizing art show with the Magnetic Sand Timer hourglass – watch in delight as it sculpts a unique masterpiece with every flip, transforming your space into a dynamic gallery of gravity-defying sand art. It's not just a timer;... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
G.O.A.T. Greatest of All Time Trophy Elevate yourself to Greatest of All Time status with our GOAT Trophy – a gleaming symbol of your undeniable excellence and unrivaled achievements. This trophy isn't just an accolade; it's a golden reminder that you're the G.O.A.T., and now everyone... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
World's Biggest Asshole Trophy Behold the World's Biggest Asshole Trophy, a monument to outstanding achievements in obnoxiousness. Display it proudly, and let the world know that when it comes to being a monumental pain in the ass, you're a true champion! Dimensions: 4.8" H x 3"... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
The BULLSHIT Button This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it. Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, "That was bullshit". or shout, "Bullshit detected", over a wailing siren. No friend,... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
A Sack of Shit Who do you know what deserves a sack of poo? Probably more than a few! These four man-made turds (but not the way you think - these are a wood composite) are a hilarious alternative to a lump of coal. Details: Turds vary in size from 2" to... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Felix the Cat Bendable Figure Righty-O! Our Felix the Cat Bendable Figure includes his bag of tricks! The classic cartoons of yesteryear featured this adorable little cat in black and white silent movies. He could sing and dance and always carried with him his famous little... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Record Your Own Message Button NOTE: The RetroFestive Team LOVES this product! We've recorded our kids over the years to create cherished keepsakes. Now you can record your very own sound button. Use it as a gag, or create an auditory time capsule. Perfect for creating cherished... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
The F*CK Button This hilarious button does the cursing for you, playing one of nine memorable phrases each time you press it. Makes a perfect gift for weddings, funerals, retirement parties, anniversaries, gift baskets, delivery rooms and the mother-in-law! Measures 3... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
Dashboard Jesus The Dashboard Jesus is ready to be your copilot as you drive through the highways and byways of life. Just don't ask this Jesus to take the wheel, he is made of plastic and his arms are not long enough to effectively steer a car. Each 4'' Jesus figure... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Instant Audience Button You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. There is no justice! Well, our Instant Audience lets you carry around the crowd reactions you deserve. This 3-1/2" electronic Instant Audience... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Amazing Drinking Bird Give the gift of scientific wonder when you give our Drinking Bird! This nostalgic novelty uses thermodynamics to keep this bird bobbing into a glass of water. Perfect for wasting time at the office or mesmerizing the kids with science. Dimensions:... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener Let's do a spiked hike! This cast iron bottle opener is as tough as a bear with a claw-shaped top and combortable handle. Makes an excellent addition to cottages, fishing huts, and in the garage next to the beer fridge... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Lotsa Lights Light Up Pom Pom Toque Sparkle through the season in warm knit pom pom toques with flashing accent lights. Each design includes six bright LEDs you can turn on and off with a hidden button. The perfect accessory for holiday parties, parades, light shows, snow sports and... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Choose Options
Sunny the Blobfish While it’s in the water, a blobfish looks like any other fish, but as soon as you take it out, it transforms into a cartoonishly sad human face. We sometimes sing a song about blobfish that goes something like, “Blobfish, Blobfish, looks... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Collection of Mini Mushrooms This Collection of Mini Mushrooms is a set of eight soft vinyl magical mushrooms each with its own stand. You can leave them in the cabinet of curiosities style package or take them out and make your own fairy circle. They are all based on real... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Emergency Chicken Button Just the other day we were thinking to ourselves, “This meeting would be going so much more smoothly if a chicken were participating.” But, of course, bringing an actual chicken is impractical because a chicken’s lack of pants clashes... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Possum in a Peanut Welcome to a magical land that looks like the idyllic countryside of a children’s book, but is truly an improbable place where alliterative animals drive around in legume cars. This pull-back peanut piloted by a possum is 5" long, has four wheels... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Ugly Christmas Sweater Baby Bib You've never looked better! Your little one will be the cutest one in the room in this ugly Christmas sweater baby bib. Details: One size fits most babies 0-12 months Velcro close Dimensions: Bib is approx 11"H x 7.5"W Machine... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Mushroom LED String Lights This light string features 20 mushroom-shaped LED bulbs, which create a whimsical and charming ambiance. Powered via a USB connection. You can plug them into any USB port, such as a wall adapter, power bank, or computer. The USB power option makes them... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Grinch New Baby Bib Everyone's favourite Christmas curmudgeon has never looked cuter! Enesco is pleased to introduce the Grinch Baby collection from Izzy & Oliver. Your little one will be the cutest, messiest Grinch around. Details: One size fits most... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
