Emergency Underpants in Tin

DON'T LET SOILED UNDERPANTS RUIN YOUR DAY! Emergency Underpants are always there for you when you need them. They come in a 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin that slips easily into a purse or briefcase. Now...

Awesome 80s Board Game

Pull up your leg warmers and take a journey back to the decade that everyone loves! Get ready to challenge your friends to see who knows the most about the truly awesome 80's. Details: 2-6...

F Off, I'm Gaming Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 71% combed cotton, 27% nylon, 2% spandex

Here Comes Cool Dad Crew Socks by Blue Q

Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 71% combed cotton, 27% nylon, 2% spandex

Cool-Ass Grandpa Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 71% combed cotton, 27% nylon, 2% spandex

RetireMints

Details:  Dimensions: Net weight of 4 oz.  Ingredients: Sorbitol, natural peppermint oil, other natural and artificial flavours, magnesium stearate and acesulfame potassium  Packaging: Metal...

Gilmore Girls: Stars Hollow Light-Up Sign Mini Kit

Transport yourself to the lovable northeastern town of Stars Hollow with this special kit that celebrates Gilmore Girls. Specifications: 3-1/2 x 3-inch light-up Stars Hollow sign with display...

This Grandma Has Seen Some Shit Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

Step into the shoes, well, socks, of a seasoned storyteller with our 'This Grandma has Seen Some Shit' socks – the perfect blend of wit and wisdom for the grandmas who have lived through it all...

Vampire Snot

AH-AH-AHCHOO! Tis the spooky season for some freshly sneezed vampire snot to keep your child giggling and entertained for hours on end as they smash, squeeze, pinch and twist this incredibly ooey,...

Made In The '90s Mug

Some things never go out of style, they just get better with age. Celebrate the classic born in the 90s with this fly mug by Our Name is Mud. With a rocking red interior and cheetah print, it's...

A 90s Murder Mystery Game

Someone’s been murdered? Oh snap! Transport your guests back to the 90s as you host an awesome murder mystery night. Will you take a chill pill and uncover the killer?  

An 80s Murder Mystery Game

As if! Someone’s been murdered? Transport your guests back to the 80s as you host a gnarly murder mystery night. Will you find the killer, or will you end up dealing with the consequences?

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Christmas Card

You'll shoot your eye out! You'll shoot your eye out! Be like Ralphie: When you DO shoot your eye out, just lie and say an icicle fell from the garage! Interior: Blank Individually wrapped with a...

Party to the Max Greeting Card

Say it, don't spray it! Revisit the glorious 1980s when you give our Party to the Max greeting card. Looks like it came right from an episode of Saved by the Bell.  Interior: Blank Individually...

Pop! Pokemon: Charizard Funko Figure 56307

Gotta Catch 'Em All! Your dream of becoming a Trainer is not out of reach! Catch this Pop! Charizard to add to your Pokémon collection.  Details: Dimensions: 4" tall Packaging: Window box with...

Harry Potter Hogwarts Express Mini Train Set by Lionel

Christmas magic can be made a lot of ways. Tinsel, gingerbread houses... you know the drill. But there's something about a train chugging around the Christmas tree that's extra special. And if that...

This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

These comfortable green socks feature a retro geometric pattern with the words "This Meeting is Bullshit". A perfect pair for those Zoom meetings when you're working from home!Details: Men's Crew...

Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

These comfortable socks feature an illustrated dad in a lazy chair with the words "Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke".Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry...

Ringmaster of the Shit Show Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

These comfortable grey socks feature an orange heel and cuff with green stripes. With the retro "Ringmaster of the Shit Show" design, everyone will know who's boss!Details: Men's Crew Sock fits...

I Love My Asshole Kids Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

Show off your parental pride with our 'I Love My Asshole Kids' socks – a cheeky testament to the timeless tension between love and exasperation. Slip into these cozy foot warmers as a playful...

Bird Is The Word Women's Crew Socks by Socksmith Canada

Bird is definitely the word with these socks. Wear these when you want to feel fly! Featuring cardinals, blue jays, and...two other pretty birds. We never said we were bird experts...

Toronto Maple Leafs Shaped Shot Glasses Set of 2

Take a shot every time your favourite Maple Leaf shoots and scores!  Details:  Dimensions: Each shot glass measures 2" W x 2.25" H x 3" D Materials: Glass  Comes in a set of two 

Vinyl Record Air Freshener

You won’t find yourself driving down the highway to hell with this Vinyl Air Freshener. It has a pleasant pinewood scent that will bring a bit of the outdoors inside your ride, and guide you through...

Christmas at the Vinyl Cafe Book by Stewart McLean

Christmas at the Vinyl Cafe includes five new, never before published Christmas stories and the classic “Dave Cooks the Turkey,” story. This special collection from the Vinyl Cafe is Canadian...

Betty Boop Kiss The Cook Apron

Our Betty Boop kitchen apron features the 1930s icon with a lipstick kiss pattern with the phrase "Kiss the Cook". The apron also includes a colourful image of Betty Boop in a red dress and matching...

Amazing Flicker LED Jack O'Lantern Pumpkin

Check the Videos Tab to see a video of this item in action! Details: Dimensions: 10.25" H Requires 3AA batteries (not included) 4-hour timer  Suitable for both indoor and outdoor 

Michael Bublé Christmas LP Record - Limited Edition Coloured Vinyl

Christmas is the seventh studio album and fifth major label studio album released by Canadian-Italian singer Michael Bublé, which went on the win Album of the Year at the Juno Awards. This Michael...

Monty Python Mug in Gift Box

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Unless you’re holding the original Monty Python mug by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild. This orange mug features quotes and images from the iconic Monty...

Diving Sub Tub Toy

This Diving Sub Tub Toy is powered by baking powder! This retro submarine toy will surface and dive in the water over and over to keep bath time fun.  Details: Materials: Plastic Packaging:...

The Golden Girls Mini Kit: Talking Button and Booklet

Pay tribute to The Golden Girls with this officially licensed kit celebrating everyone’s favourite foursome, including a one-of-a-kind talking button. Makes a great gift for your pal or...

Disneyland Haunted Mansion Department 56 Disney Village

Dearly depart into a foreboding estate from Department 56! Inspired by the "Haunted Mansion" at Disneyland, this detailed jack-o-lantern festooned Victorian mansion hides some spooky adventures for...

Toronto Maple Leafs Tear Towel - Multi Logo

This may look like an ordinary kitchen 'tea towel', but for Toronto Maple Leafs fans, it's a TEAR towel! Wipe your tears away all season long using this absorbent Maple Leafs towel. Perfect for any...

Record Your Own Message Button

NOTE: The RetroFestive Team LOVES this product! We've recorded our kids over the years to create cherished keepsakes. Now you can record your very own sound button. Use it as a gag, or create an...

Jean-Luc Picard's Make it Soap (2 oz)

Boldly Go… (then hit the showers when you get back) with Jean-Luc Picard’s MAKE IT SOAP. Earl Grey, bergamot fragrance Details: Materials: shea butter, cocoa butter, olive oil, grapeseed...

World's Smallest Slinky Dog

Emergency Goat Button

GOAT SCREAMS ARE SO WEIRD It’s a goat emergency! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time but it’s also a popular animal! We all dream of owning our own herd of bleating, horned kids,...