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  • Blood Bath Shower Gel Blood Bath Shower Gel

    Blood Bath Shower Gel

    Blood Bath Shower Gel offers a spooky, fun twist to your daily shower routine. This gory-looking, yet soothing, shower gel lathers up into a rich, fragrant foam, leaving your skin clean and refreshed. With its bold packaging and...

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  • Poop Jokes Poop Jokes

    Poop Jokes

    Poop Jokes is a hilarious collection of silly, cheeky, and laugh-out-loud jokes all about everyone's favorite potty humor. Perfect for kids and adults who enjoy a good giggle, this book is packed with puns, riddles, and jokes that are sure to cause a...

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  • Dog Jokes Dog Jokes

    Dog Jokes

    Dog Jokes is a fun collection of pun-filled and tail-waggingly funny jokes for dog lovers of all ages. Packed with clever wordplay and canine-themed humour, this book is perfect for sharing laughs with family, friends, or even your furry companion. A...

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  • Dad Jokes - Golf Edition Dad Jokes - Golf Edition

    Dad Jokes - Golf Edition

    Dad Jokes - Golf Edition is a must-have for golf lovers who enjoy a good laugh on and off the course. Packed with pun-filled, groan-worthy jokes, this collection is perfect for sharing with friends during a round or as a fun gift for the golfer in your...

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  • Dino Poop Bath Bombs Dino Poop Bath Bombs

    Dino Poop Bath Bombs

    Dino Poop Bath Bombs make bath time a prehistoric adventure with their fun, fizzing design. These bath bombs dissolve in water, releasing vibrant colors and delightful scents while being gentle on the skin. A perfect gift for dino lovers who enjoy a...

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  • Tiger Tees Golf Tee Tiger Tees Golf Tee

    Tiger Tees Golf Tee

    Tee off with a pro! Tiger Tees are a humorous golf accessory designed for durability, making them a great choice for golfers of all skill levels. Perfect for the course or practice range, they help enhance your game with a dash of humour! Details: 4...

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  • Peeing Gnome Self-Watering Planter Peeing Gnome Self-Watering Planter

    Peeing Gnome Self-Watering Planter

    The Peeing Gnome Self-Watering Planter is a hilarious and functional addition to any plant lover’s collection. This cheeky little gnome appears to be relieving himself, but instead, he’s keeping your plants hydrated with a clever...

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  • Poop Stress Toy in Package Poop Stress Toy in Hand Poop Stress Toy - Out of Package

    Poop Stress Toy

    When life stinks, grab Poopy and give him a good squeeze to turn your bad day around. A funny and practical gift for anyone in need of a little extra joy—because stress relief doesn’t have to be serious! Whether you're tackling a busy...

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  • F**k Boy Stress Toy in Package F**k Boy Stress Toy in Hand F**k Boy Stress Toy - Out of Package

    F**k Boy Stress Toy

    Are you like, literally so totally done with the f**kboys in your life? Why not replace them with our resident F**kboy, Chad. He’s not like other guys just squeeze him to relieve your stress! Details: Chad is approx. 5" tall Material: Slow...

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  • Meowditation Stress Toy Cat Stress Toy in Hand Meowditation Stress Toy

    Meowditation Cat Stress Toy

    The Meowditation Stress Toy is a squeezable stress reliever shaped like a meditating cat, designed to help alleviate daily tension. By squeezing this adorable feline figure, users can release stress and embrace a sense of inner calm. Details: Cat is...

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  • Quebec Maple Syrup Candle with Wooden Wick Quebec Maple Syrup Candle with Wooden Wick burning

    Quebec Maple Syrup Candle with Wooden Wick

    Our Quebec maple syrup candle has a wooden wick that will create the same cozy feeling you get from the smell of Sunday morning pancakes! These natural candles come in a nostalgic maple syrup tin, and the wooden wick creates a lovely crackling sound...

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  • New Grids on the Block: Hella '90s Crosswords Book New Grids on the Block: Hella '90s Crosswords Book

    New Grids on the Block: Hella '90s Crosswords Book

    Is your '90s knowledge da bomb? Are your crossword skills all that? Then this book is what you want - what you really, really want! The 411 is that these 50 easy-to-hard puzzles are filled with clues that blossom with rad '90s trivia and pop culture...

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  • Donut Hole Holster Prank Gift Donut Hole Holster Prank Gift

    Prank Gift: Timbits Donut Hole Holster

    Grab your Timbits, Canada! The "Donut Hole Holster" is a novelty prank gift designed to amuse and surprise recipients. It humorously presents itself as a wearable holster for Timbits, adding a playful twist to gift-giving occasions...

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  • Professional Hooker Women's Crew Socks by Yo Sox

    Professional Hooker Women's Crew Socks by Yo Sox

    The "Professional Hooker" Women's Crew Socks by Yo Sox are a playful nod to knitting enthusiasts, featuring a design with yarn balls and knitting hooks, accompanied by the humorous "Professional Hooker" sentiment.  Details: Fits Women's size...

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  • I'm A Hockey Mom Women's Crew Socks by Yo Sox

    I'm A Hockey Mom Women's Crew Socks by Yo Sox

    The "I'm A Hockey Mom" Women's Crew Socks by Yo Sox are a stylish and comfortable way to showcase your support for hockey. These white crew socks feature black hockey pucks and the sentiment "I'M A HOCKEY MOM," complemented by light blue cuffs, heels,...

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  • CelebriDucks: KISS the Demon Rubber Duck KISS CelebriDucks KISS The Demon Rubber Duck - Out of Box KISS The Demon Rubber Duck - In Box

    CelebriDucks: The Demon - Tribute to KISS Rubber Duck

    Easily identified by his trademark face paint and stage outfits, KISS – The Demon rubber duck will bring the excitement of a live performance right to your bath tub. Sealed, weighted and floats upright, making him the perfect bath time companion...

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  • I'm Kind Of A Big Dill Crew Socks by Yo Sox

    I'm Kind Of A Big Dill Crew Socks by Yo Sox

    The "I'm Kind of a Big Dill" Crew Socks by Yo Sox feature a playful pickle design accompanied by the humorous phrase "I'm Kind of a Big Dill." These socks add a fun and quirky touch to your wardrobe, perfect for those who appreciate a good pun...

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  • Boxing Monster Pen Boxing Monster Pen

    Boxing Monster Pen

    The Boxing Monster Pen is a playful writing instrument featuring a monster-shaped handle with movable boxing arms, adding a touch of fun to your writing experience. This pen is available in assorted designs, including purple with a pink head, green with...

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  • The Happy Wife Button The Happy Wife Button

    The Happy Wife Button

    The Happy Wife Button is a humorous novelty item designed to add a touch of fun to your relationship. When pressed, it plays one of several affirmative phrases, including: "Yes Dear" "You're the boss" "You're never wrong" This button is...

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  • The Smurfs Rainbow Multi-Pen - 10 Colours

    The Smurfs Rainbow Multi-Pen - 10 Colours

    The Smurfs Rainbow Multi-Pen - 10 Colours is a delightful writing instrument that brings a touch of Smurfs charm to your everyday tasks. This pen features ten vibrant ink colors, allowing you to switch between hues with a simple click, making it...

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  • Puking Leprechaun Figurine Side Back

    Lucky's Pot of Gold - St. Patrick's Day Figurine

    Add some humour to your holidays! Whoops, Lucky the Leprechaun has had a few too many! This hilarious St. Patrick's Day table top decor features this Leprechaun losing his rainbow lunch. Details: Hand-painted quality resin 5.5” x...

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  • Retro Kit Cat Clock Side - Kit-Cat Clock Kit-Cat Clock box

    Classic Black Original Kit-Cat Klock

    For 80 years, the original Kit-Cat Klock has hung in homes of families around the world. Perched on the wall, Kit-Cat swings his tail and rolls his eyes as time ticks by. The classic design hasn't changed much since the 1950s, making the Kit-Cat Clock...

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  • Green Beauty Kit-Cat Clock Green Beauty Original Kit-Cat

    Green Beauty Original Kit-Cat Klock

    The Green Beauty Kit-Cat features a richly verdant shade of green reminiscent of a mountain meadow. This Original size Limited Edition stands 15.5” tall, head to tail. The famous rolling eyes, wagging tail, and contagious smile are sure to...

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  • Pink Satin Lady Kit-Cat Klock Pink Satin Lady Kit-Cat Klock - Side View Pink Satin Lady Kit-Cat Klock - Angle View

    Pink Satin LADY Kit-Cat Klock - Limited Edition

    This Limited Edition Pink Satin Lady Kit-Cat Klock with Pearl necklace & Eyelashes is a retro pink delight! This Original size Limited Edition stands 15.5” tall, head to tail. Her rolling eyes, wagging tail, and contagious smile are sure...

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  • Boysenberry Lady Kit-Cat Klock SBoysenberry Lady Kit-Cat Klock - Side View

    Boysenberry LADY Kit-Cat Clock - Limited Edition

    This original Kit-Cat Lady Klock is now available in a delicious Boysenberry purple colour, and comes complete with pearl necklace & eyelashes!   This Original size Limited Edition stands 15.5” tall, head to tail. The...

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  • White Gentleman Kit-Cat Klock with Black Bow Tie White Kit-Cat Klock with Black Bow Tie

    White Kit-Cat Klock - Gentlemen's Limited Edition

    Perfectly dressed for any occasion, the White Original Kit-Cat Clock sports a black bow tie and as always, his contagious smile! This Original size Limited Edition stands 15.5” tall, head to tail. The famous rolling eyes,...

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  • I Don't Age I Level Up Sculpted Coffee Mug I Don't Age I Level Up Sculpted Coffee Mug

    I Don't Age I Level Up Sculpted Coffee Mug

    This playful mug recognizes that playing games will always keep you young at heart. With a game controller as a handle, this mug rewards the level up with 8-bit font, trophies, and stars. With a new level unlocked, embrace the new year. Mug reads: I...

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  • York Peppermint Patty 3oz Scented Candle

    York Peppermint Patty 3oz Scented Candle

    Indulge your senses with the refreshing aroma of the York Peppermint Patty Scented Candle. This 3oz candle fills the air with the cool, minty fragrance of the iconic treat, offering a sweet and invigorating atmosphere. Perfect for creating a cozy,...

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