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RetroFestive is proud to be your top shop for cheesy, tacky and kitschy gifts! Stock up on nostalgic novelties and stocking stuffers for your friends and family.  Be sure to check out our hilarious collection of tacky Christmas ornaments too!

  • Static TV Keychain Retro TV LED Keyring Retro TV Keyring

    Retro Static TV LED Keychain with Sound

    This retro TV keychain will remind you of days spent in front of the good-old-fashioned boob tube. Remember the sights and sounds of black and white static? Now you can, with the press of a button. Push the knob to see the flashing TV come to life with...

    C$8.99
  • UG-5418 Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle UG-5418 Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle- back Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle UG-5418

    Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle

    This beautiful votive will show your devotion to St. Freddie, exemplar of rhapsody, bravura, and champions!Place it in your studio for inspiration. Set it on your piano when you compose. Raise it high overhead when everyone sings: We are the...

    C$19.99
  • Cheech & Chong Boxed Mug Cheech & Chong Mug

    Cheech and Chong Mug

    This Cheech and Chong Mug features a picture of the duo themselves and the motto "toke it out man". Dishwasher and microwave safe.    Details: Dimensions: Holds 11 fluid oz.  Materials: Ceramic  Licensed by: Cheech & Chong...

    C$15.99
  • If You Give a Mouse an iPhone : A Cautionary Tail cover
If You Give a Mouse an iPhone : A Cautionary Tail inside If You Give a Mouse an iPhone : A Cautionary Tail inside pages

    If You Give a Mouse an iPhone

    The parody of If You Give a Mouse a Cookie that every parent will relate to.If you give in to temptation and give a bored little mouse your iPhone, even for ten minutes, he’s probably going to beam to some faraway place...

    C$17.99
  • Christmas with The Golden Girls Mad Libs

    Adult Mad Libs: Christmas with The Golden Girls

    It’s a Christmas miracle! The Golden Girls are back by popular demand in a holiday Mad Libs fit for a queen… or four.Merry Christmas from sunny Miami, Florida where the temperature is hot but the cheesecake is cool. Catch up with Blanche,...

    C$7.99
  • Die Hard Activity and Colouring Book Cover Bruce Willis Die Hard Coloring Book Inside

    Die Hard Activity and Colouring Book

    Experience Die Hard in a fresh and creative way with this authorized coloring and activity book featuring favorite scenes and quotes from the beloved classic movie. Dimensions: 11" x 8.5".  Soft cover Published by: Harper Collins Canada Ltd.

    C$17.99
  • "Pot" holder

    "Pot" Holder

    Got the munchies? Whip up some sweet or savoury treats with this handy "pot" holder that is shaped like a marijuana leaf. Details: Dishwasher safe Safe for temperatures up to 280 degrees Celsius  

    C$13.99
  • Dancing with Jesus Bobbling Figurine

    Dancing with Jesus Bobbling Figurine Mini Kit

    Set your feet a-tapping with a collection of original dance moves inspired by Jesus and the likes of Moses and John the Baptist. This slyly irreverent mini kit includes a 3" dancing Jesus figurine on a suction cup base that you can attach to your...

    C$13.50
  • Bendable Jesus of Nazareth Figure Packaged View Bendable Jesus of Nazareth Figure Unpackaged View

    Jesus of Nazareth Bendable Figure

    Spend 40 days and 40 nights getting bendy with our Jesus of Nazareth pose-able action figure.  The holy figure stands tall in his red and white robe, arms out, ready to get his flex on.  Whether you want to recreate the New Testament, or just...

    C$17.99
  • Bird Toothpick Dispenser

    Bird Toothpick Dispenser

    What says love and friendship more than a bird toothpick dispenser?!  Press down on the head of this helpful little bird and he will peck a pick for you! The hollow base stores toothpicks (some are included). Details:  Dimensions: 5" tall x...

    C$12.99
  • The YES! button The YES! Button with Box The YES Button

    The YES Button

    ** Watch the video in the Videos tab. Here's the Yes! Button ... the perfect complement to our best-selling NO button! For those who LOVE saying yes. The only thing more fun than saying YES! is pushing a button for it! Plays ten different YES's with...

    C$17.99
  • Joke-A-Day

    Joke-A-Day

    Just spin the wheel and see which joke you will play today. With 7 jokes to choose from, every day will be a joke filled day. The perfect gift for any dad, kid or jokester out there!   Details:  Dimensions: 10.75" in...

    C$16.99
  • Ultimate Geek Pen

    Ultimate Geek Pen

    Indulge your gadget-loving geekiness wih this high tech pen!  This high-tech gadget has enough bells and whistles to make most geeks drool. Twist the metal tip and you get a ballpoint pen. Press the top button to turn on the laser pointer, press...

    C$13.99
  • The Willy Warmer Packaged View The Willy Warmer Unpackaged View

    The Willy Warmer

    Prevent embarrassing shrinkage when the temperature drops (or when your most important extremity pales in comparison to the rest of you). Our Willy Warmer is a hysterical gift for any occasion! It’s a heater for your peter! Details: Dimensions:...

    C$15.99
  • Unicorn Discovery Kit

    Unicorn Discovery Kit

    All the stuff you need to find a unicorn is in this box.  Ok Ok...  You don’t really find a unicorn, but a unicorn does find you!! This kit helps you discover your inner unicorn and perhaps attract the unicorn of your dreams. Includes a...

    MSRP: C$19.99
    Was: C$19.99
    Now: C$10.00
  • Handi-Pug Handi-Pug Packaged View

    Handi-Pug Finger Puppets

    Is your hand begging for pizza?  Your mediocre old hand really isn’t that lovable, so why not turn it into an adorable, wrinkly pug? This set of five soft vinyl finger puppets, one 2" (5.1 cm) pug head and four 1-1/2" (3.8 cm) paws,...

    C$12.99
  • 12897 Stress Turkey Stress Turkey 12897

    Turkey Stress Ball

    INSTEAD OF STRESS EATING, WHY NOT BE STRESS SQUEEZING? Big family meals can be stressful! Just keep this Stress Turkey in your hand and give it a squeeze every time someone tells you what you should be doing with your life or talks about the next...

    C$11.99
  • Stuff The Turkey Unboxed View Stuff The Turkey Game Boxed View

    Stuff The Turkey Game

    WATCH THE VIDEO, BELOW Probably the funniest holiday game ever invented! STUFF THE TURKEY is a fun and frantic game for two to four players. Stand the Turkey on a table or on the floor. Each player takes a plastic brussel sprout and a party blower and...

    C$18.99
  • Classic Scented Soap-on-a-Rope for Men Classic Scented Soap-on-a-Rope for Men Classic Scented Soap-on-a-Rope for Men

    Classic Scented Soap-on-a-Rope for Men

    It's the ultimate guy gift! Our Soap-on-a-Rope from the San Francisco Soap Company isn't just a novelty ... it's a quality bar of scented soap on a soft cotton rope. Perfect for any man's man. The unique formulation blends the finest ingredients to give...

    C$14.99
  • T.P. Roll ornament

    Toilet Paper Personalized Ornament

    Know someone who loves Toilet Humour?  This is the ornament for them! Our talented artists will personalize it with a name, year and funny message. Let us know what you want to see, and we'll make it happen! Details: Dimensions: Approx 4"...

    C$15.99
  • Krampus Air Freshener

    Krampus Air Freshener

    Smells like somebody hates Christmas!  Last Christmas, everybody around here had antlers on their car windows. This will not stand! Show your appreciation for the dark side of the whole nice/naughty spectrum with this vehicular reminder of Krampus!...

    C$5.99
  • Red Rechargeable LED Toque Lit View Green Rechargeable LED Toque Lit View Red Rechargeable LED Toque Unlit View Black Rechargeable LED Toque Lit View Black Rechargeable LED Toque Unlit View

    Night Scout Rechargeable LED Toque

    Your beacon of light is finally here! This rechargeable LED toque makes the perfect companion due to its hands-free visibility in the dark. The light has three different settings making it ideal for camping, hiking, bike riding or working. The light is...

    C$19.99
  • Santa's Lump of Coal out of bag view Santa's Lump of Coal

    Santa's Lump of Coal

    Give the gift of coal as a funny gag gift for those on your naughty list. Santa’s Lump of Coal comes in a red bag and red ribbon with a tag that reads:Sometimes you're naughtybut try to be nice. So Santa forgives you if you don't do it twice. This...

    C$6.99
  • Mona Lisa Air Freshener

    Mona Lisa Air Freshener

    Turn your car into a smelly museum with an aromatic masterpiece! This Mona Lisa Air Freshener has a pine scent as common as she is unique. It is 4” tall and includes a string for hanging. If Leonardo da Vinci were driving around in a Honda Civic, this is...

    C$4.99
  • Adult Mad Libs: My *Bleeping* Family

    Adult Mad Libs: My *Bleeping* Family

    My Bleeping Family Mad Libs features 21 original stories celebrating the crazy drama that all families experience, including your own! You will love to fill in the blanks of stories about Thanksgiving dinner gone wrong, dramatic step-parents,...

    C$7.99
  • Adult Mad Libs: Edward Scissorhands

    Adult Mad Libs: Edward Scissorhands

    Edward Scissorhands is turning 25 years old! To celebrate this classic film we're offering a brand-new Mad Libs that includes 21 stories based on the movie!! Details: Dimensions: 8.5" x 5.25"  Soft cover. Published by: Penguin Random House...

    C$7.99
  • When You Stop Believing in Santa Claus... Mug & Sock Set Front View When You Stop Believing in Santa Claus... Mug & Sock Set Front View When You Stop Believing in Santa Claus... Mug & Sock Set Back View When You Stop Believing in Santa Claus... Mug & Sock Set

    You Get Socks Gift Set with Mug & Socks

    This great mug is perfect for the Scrooge in your life! It warns that anyone who stops believing in Santa Claus will get socks for Christmas!  And as further proof, there is a pair of festive warm and fuzzy socks in the mug! Details: Holds 20...

    C$19.99
  • Ultra LED Christmas Lights

    Ultra LED Christmas Lights

    Is your Christmas wreath lacking some lustre?  Does your ugly Christmas sweater need a boost?  Pick up a string or two of our Ultra LED lights.  Battery operated, they last 120 hours! Perfect for wreaths, garlands and centrepieces...

    C$11.99
  • Bump n Blink Jumbo Retro Bulb Pen

    Bump n Blink Jumbo Retro Bulb Pen

    Whether you are frustrated or feeling festive, this is one great pen!  Our new bump and blink pen is activated when you bonk it on a desk or table.  Choose between green and red! Details: Dimensions: 8.5 inches long Materials:...

    C$3.99
  • A Die Hard Christmas Book A Die Hard Christmas - the Beginning A Die Hard Christmas - Terrorists A Die Hard Christmas - Shooting A Die Hard Christmas - Table

    A Die Hard Christmas Illustrated Story Book

    A delightful Christmas storybook for adults based on the action-packed Die Hard movie!All John McClane wants for Christmas is to reunite with his estranged family. But when his wife’s office holiday party turns into a deadly hostage situation, he...

    C$21.99
  • Canadian Drinking Toques Canadian Drinking Toque - Red Canadian Drinking Toque - Black

    Canadian Drinking Toque

    What’s more Canadian than toques and beer? Show off your Country pride with these patriotic hats, made specifically for drinking! Each hat has a beer bottle opener stitched right inside the brim, so you can't lose it! The toques come in either...

    C$17.99
  • Inflatable Turkey

    Inflatable Turkey

    This Inflatable Turkey looks so delicious you can almost smell the stuffing.  But keep the carving knives away, because this bird is strictly for show!  Our realistic turkey blowup is perfect for staging your Thanksgiving table while the real...

    C$17.99