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RetroFestive is proud to be your top shop for cheesy, tacky and kitschy gifts! Stock up on nostalgic novelties and stocking stuffers for your friends and family.  Be sure to check out our hilarious collection of tacky Christmas ornaments too!

  • Mona Lisa Air Freshener

    Mona Lisa Air Freshener

    Turn your car into a smelly museum with an aromatic masterpiece! This Mona Lisa Air Freshener has a pine scent as common as she is unique. It is 4” tall and includes a string for hanging. If Leonardo da Vinci were driving around in a Honda Civic, this is...

    C$4.99
  • Adult Mad Libs: My *Bleeping* Family

    Adult Mad Libs: My *Bleeping* Family

    My Bleeping Family Mad Libs features 21 original stories celebrating the crazy drama that all families experience, including your own! You will love to fill in the blanks of stories about Thanksgiving dinner gone wrong, dramatic step-parents,...

    C$7.99
  • Adult Mad Libs: Edward Scissorhands

    Adult Mad Libs: Edward Scissorhands

    Edward Scissorhands is turning 25 years old! To celebrate this classic film we're offering a brand-new Mad Libs that includes 21 stories based on the movie!! Details: Dimensions: 8.5" x 5.25"  Soft cover. Published by: Penguin Random House...

    C$7.99
  • When You Stop Believing in Santa Claus... Mug & Sock Set Front View When You Stop Believing in Santa Claus... Mug & Sock Set Front View When You Stop Believing in Santa Claus... Mug & Sock Set Back View When You Stop Believing in Santa Claus... Mug & Sock Set

    You Get Socks Gift Set with Mug & Socks

    This great mug is perfect for the Scrooge in your life! It warns that anyone who stops believing in Santa Claus will get socks for Christmas!  And as further proof, there is a pair of festive warm and fuzzy socks in the mug! Details: Holds 20...

    C$19.99
  • Ultra LED Christmas Lights

    Ultra LED Christmas Lights

    Is your Christmas wreath lacking some lustre?  Does your ugly Christmas sweater need a boost?  Pick up a string or two of our Ultra LED lights.  Battery operated, they last 120 hours! Perfect for wreaths, garlands and centrepieces...

    C$11.99
  • Bump n Blink Jumbo Retro Bulb Pen

    Bump n Blink Jumbo Retro Bulb Pen

    Whether you are frustrated or feeling festive, this is one great pen!  Our new bump and blink pen is activated when you bonk it on a desk or table.  Choose between green and red! Details: Dimensions: 8.5 inches long Materials:...

    C$3.99
  • A Die Hard Christmas Book A Die Hard Christmas - the Beginning A Die Hard Christmas - Terrorists A Die Hard Christmas - Shooting A Die Hard Christmas - Table

    A Die Hard Christmas Illustrated Story Book

    A delightful Christmas storybook for adults based on the action-packed Die Hard movie!All John McClane wants for Christmas is to reunite with his estranged family. But when his wife’s office holiday party turns into a deadly hostage situation, he...

    C$21.99
  • Canadian Drinking Toques Canadian Drinking Toque - Red Canadian Drinking Toque - Black

    Canadian Drinking Toque

    What’s more Canadian than toques and beer? Show off your Country pride with these patriotic hats, made specifically for drinking! Each hat has a beer bottle opener stitched right inside the brim, so you can't lose it! The toques come in either...

    C$17.99
  • Inflatable Turkey

    Inflatable Turkey

    This Inflatable Turkey looks so delicious you can almost smell the stuffing.  But keep the carving knives away, because this bird is strictly for show!  Our realistic turkey blowup is perfect for staging your Thanksgiving table while the real...

    C$17.99