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RetroFestive is proud to be your top shop for cheesy, tacky and kitschy gifts! Stock up on nostalgic novelties and stocking stuffers for your friends and family.  Be sure to check out our hilarious collection of tacky Christmas ornaments too!

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  • Pickle flavoured Candy Canes

    Pickle Candy Canes

    Christmas can be a difficult time for someone who isn't that into sweets. If you're the savory sort, you might prefer the dill tang of our Pickle Candy Canes. Not only do they have an elegant green color that will go well with your regular candy canes,...

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  • Santa on his Throne Toilet Paper Santa on his Throne Toilet Paper Santa camera roll Conga line tp roll Reindeer Outhouse

    Christmas Toilet Paper - Assorted Designs

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift! Choose your style...

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  • Bacon Flavoured Candy Canes

    Bacon Candy Canes

    Bacon lovers will lick themselves silly over our bacon-flavoured candy canes! These unsuspecting 5.25-inch tall candy canes look like your regular everyday candy canes, but just one lick and BOOM – a flavour explosion! Each box contains 6 candy...

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  • Canadian Drinking Toques Canadian Drinking Toque - Red Canadian Drinking Toque - Black

    Canadian Drinking Toque

    What’s more Canadian than toques and beer? Show off your Country pride with these patriotic hats, made specifically for drinking! Each hat has a beer bottle opener stitched right inside the brim, so you can't lose it! The toques come in either...

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  • Ketchup Candy Canes Archie McPhee Ketchup Candy Canes

    Ketchup Candy Canes

    THE BEST CANDY CANE TO EAT WITH FRENCH FRIES Everyone's favourite condiment, but for Christmas! Do you know what makes mediocre food edible? Ketchup! So, just imagine how a ketchup-flavoured candy cane can take your holiday from meh to magnificent. This...

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  • Snowman Splat Ball in Package Snowman Splat Ball in Action! Snowman Splat Ball Snowman Splat Ball

    Snowman Splat Ball

    Do you get a bit stressed out during the hub-bub leading up to Christmas?  Take it out on this smiley splat ball snowman.  Don't worry... you can throw him to the floor as hard as you want!  He will bounce right back into his original...

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  • The Willy Warmer Packaged View The Willy Warmer Unpackaged View

    The Willy Warmer

    Prevent embarrassing shrinkage when the temperature drops (or when your most important extremity pales in comparison to the rest of you). Our Willy Warmer is a hysterical gift for any occasion! It’s a heater for your peter! Details: Dimensions:...

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  • Millennial Mood Ring EV-TSM9248 EV-TSM9248 Millennial Mood Ring Millennial Mood Rings EV-TSM9248 EV-TSM9248 Millennial Mood Rings

    The Millennial Mood Ring

    This humorous novelty lets millennials monitor their moods fashionably! Why talk about your feelings when you can show them off? Size 8. Includes a ring and a handy guide to monitor the following moods: Excited: You finally get the "Your food...

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  • The F Button Censored The Fuck Button The F*CK Button

    The F*CK Button

    This hilarious button does the cursing for you, playing one of nine memorable phrases each time you press it. Makes a perfect gift for weddings, funerals, retirement parties, anniversaries, gift baskets, delivery rooms and the mother-in-law! Measures 3...

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  • T.P. Roll ornament

    Toilet Paper Personalized Ornament

    Know someone who loves Toilet Humour?  This is the ornament for them! Our talented artists will personalize it with a name, year and funny message. Let us know what you want to see, and we'll make it happen! Details: Dimensions: Approx 4"...

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  • Hot Dog Candy Canes

    Hot Dog Candy Canes

    WIENER WIENER HOT DOG DINNER   Hot Dog Candy Canes will remind you of school lunches and backyard BBQs. Instead of cookies this year, maybe Santa would prefer a wiener? Boiled, grilled or steamed, everybody loves a hot dog! Sure,...

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  • Instant Audience Button

    Instant Audience Button

    You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. There is no justice! Well, our Instant Audience lets you carry around the crowd reactions you deserve. This 3-1/2" electronic Instant Audience...

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  • Bear Claw Back Scratcher

    Bear Claw Back Scratcher

    This extendable Bear Claw Back Scratcher is great for the those hard to reach places! The scratcher extends to 22" and has a comfortable cushion-grip handle but also retracts for compact storage. Instant itch relief will now be within your...

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  • Finger Hands Finger Hands in Box Finger Hands on Model

    Finger Hands

    YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HANDLE THIS! These tiny hands are sure to take care of a lot of hand needs. Each soft rubber 2-3/4” hand slips on an adult finger and turns your finger into an arm. Available in both Left and Right hands, Light and Dark Skin...

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  • Hairball Kitty Hairball Kitty Hairball Kitty Hairball Kitty Hairball Kitty

    Hairball Kitty

    This Kitty has a hairball! Load your new feline friend with a soft pom pom hairball, then give them a squeeze and HACK! Their hairball shoots across the room, or at a funny friend. Perfect for endless amusement, and a great addition to any...

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  • Inflatable Turkey

    Inflatable Turkey

    This Inflatable Turkey looks so delicious you can almost smell the stuffing.  But keep the carving knives away, because this bird is strictly for show!  Our realistic turkey blowup is perfect for staging your Thanksgiving table while the real...

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  • Laughing and farting snowman

    Animated Laughing and Farting Snowman

    Bathroom humour enthusiasts - this little guy is for you!  Our adorable snowman looks innocent enough... until you squeeze his hand!  He laughs so hard, he toots!  We have no doubt his infectious giggle will make you laugh too.  In...

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  • Deluxe Monster Finger Puppets

    Deluxe Monster Finger Puppets

    Our Finger Monsters will make you scared of your own finger! Looking for a monster with bulgy eyes and jiggly limbs? These best-selling Deluxe Finger Monsters are the all-time greatest finger frights! Every 2” tall, soft plastic fiend is a...

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  • Dancing with Jesus Bobbling Figurine

    Dancing with Jesus Bobbling Figurine Mini Kit

    Set your feet a-tapping with a collection of original dance moves inspired by Jesus and the likes of Moses and John the Baptist. This slyly irreverent mini kit includes a 3" dancing Jesus figurine on a suction cup base that you can attach to your...

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  • Ultimate Geek Pen

    Ultimate Geek Pen

    Indulge your gadget-loving geekiness wih this high tech pen!  This high-tech gadget has enough bells and whistles to make most geeks drool. Twist the metal tip and you get a ballpoint pen. Press the top button to turn on the laser pointer, press...

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  • Instant Underpants in Tin Just add water! Display of Instant Underpants

    Instant Underpants in Tin

    NEED UNDERPANTS IN A HURRY? JUST ADD WATER! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily and they'll loosen up so that you can pull them apart! And remember, it's better to have damp...

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  • Globby Globby Globby

    Globby Stress & Fidget Toy

    Get a Grip! Squeeze and pull Globby and he'll return to his original shape! Globby helps you relieve your stress, and is your personal grip trainer. Makes a great gift for those who are fidgety! Details:  Globby is 5" tall Ages...

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  • Christmas with The Golden Girls Mad Libs

    Adult Mad Libs: Christmas with The Golden Girls

    It’s a Christmas miracle! The Golden Girls are back by popular demand in a holiday Mad Libs fit for a queen… or four.Merry Christmas from sunny Miami, Florida where the temperature is hot but the cheesecake is cool. Catch up with Blanche,...

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  • Lotsa Lites Flashing Holiday Necklace - New Lotsa Lites Flashing Holiday Necklace - New Lotsa Lites Flashing Holiday Necklace - New

    Lotsa Lites Flashing Holiday Necklace - New

    Accessorize your ugly sweater with our Lotsa Lights Flashing Holiday Necklace!  The necklace features 20 ultra bright LEDS, multi-colour bulbs and uses replaceable button batteries, so it will keep flashing all season long. This necklace is...

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  • Racing Cats In Boxes Racing Cats In Boxes Display Case

    Racing Cats In Boxes

    It’s a regular kitty-in-box convoy! Each 2.5" long, fast-moving feline is made of soft vinyl and plastic. Pull them back and watch them go!   Details: You'll receive one randomly chosen Racing Cat. (If you order more than one, we'll try...

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  • Bigfoot Air Freshener Bigfoot Air Freshener Car

    Bigfoot Air Freshener

    Let Bigfoot fill your car with the scent from his native habitat with our pine-scented Bigfoot Air Freshener. He measures 5 inches long and can be hung in your car, RV, or any place else you please. A hanging string is included to make it easy-peasy. Or ...

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  • A Die Hard Christmas Book A Die Hard Christmas - the Beginning A Die Hard Christmas - Terrorists A Die Hard Christmas - Shooting A Die Hard Christmas - Table

    A Die Hard Christmas Illustrated Story Book

    A delightful Christmas storybook for adults based on the action-packed Die Hard movie!All John McClane wants for Christmas is to reunite with his estranged family. But when his wife’s office holiday party turns into a deadly hostage situation, he...

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  • Christmas Vacation's Attacking Squirrel hand SQUIRREL! Christmas Vacation Attacking Squirrel Puppet Attacking squirrel puppet in action Christmas Vacation's Attacking Squirrel front

    SQUIRREL! Christmas Vacation Attacking Squirrel Puppet

    Squirrel! If your family loves the Christmas Vacation scene where the squirrel jumps on Clark Griswold, then you'll love "surprising" them with our Attacking Red Squirrel Puppet! (Watch the video, below). Just think of the possibilities!  Pose him...

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  • Squirrel in Underpants Ornament

    Squirrel in Underpants Ornament

    Do you look at your Christmas tree every year and think something is missing? We've solved the problem with our Squirrel in Underpants Ornament.Every tree needs a squirrel in underpants. You’d be nuts not to have one! Details: Dimensions: 4"...

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  • The NO Button The NO! Button The No Button with Box

    The NO Button

    ** Watch the video in the Videos tab. NO is a good word that should be used often! The No! Button was invented by two very tired parents to respond to children's constant, crazy requests. But it turns out that it can be useful EVERYWHERE!  Plays...

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  • Bird Toothpick Dispenser

    Bird Toothpick Dispenser

    What says love and friendship more than a bird toothpick dispenser?!  Press down on the head of this helpful little bird and he will peck a pick for you! The hollow base stores toothpicks (some are included). Details:  Dimensions: 5" tall x...

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  • Sour Cream and Onion Candy Canes

    Sour Cream and Onion Candy Canes

    Sour Cream and Onion Candy Canes celebrate that most under appreciated part of holiday celebrations, dips! Whether you’re snacking around the tree or watching a Christmas movie together, everybody loves to dip. These candy canes taste just like our...

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  • Switchblade Comb Front View Switchblade Comb Back View

    Deliquents with Combs - Folding Pocket Comb

    You've heard the stories: gangs of well-coiffed hoodlums terrorizing the streets with jars of pomade and pocket combs. It's about time you invested in some protection for your 'do! Each of these metal and plastic switchblade combs snap open with the...

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  • Bendable Jesus of Nazareth Figure Packaged View Bendable Jesus of Nazareth Figure Unpackaged View

    Jesus of Nazareth Bendable Figure

    Spend 40 days and 40 nights getting bendy with our Jesus of Nazareth pose-able action figure.  The holy figure stands tall in his red and white robe, arms out, ready to get his flex on.  Whether you want to recreate the New Testament, or just...

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  • 12911 Emergency Goat Button

    Emergency Goat Button

    GOAT SCREAMS ARE SO WEIRD It’s a goat emergency! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time but it’s also a popular animal! We all dream of owning our own herd of bleating, horned kids, but that’s not always feasible. This...

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