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RetroFestive is proud to be your top shop for cheesy, tacky and kitschy gifts! Stock up on nostalgic novelties and stocking stuffers for your friends and family.  Be sure to check out our hilarious collection of tacky Christmas ornaments too!

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  • One More Episode Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q One More Episode Men's Crew Socks

    One More Episode Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    These comfortable and colourful socks feature a person watching TV on a bean chair. Amongst colourful swirls are the words "One more episode. Ok, one more episode."Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium...

    C$18.99
  • Santa Possum Glass Ornament Santa Possum

    Santa Possum Glass Ornament

    This hand-blown glass ornament is shaped like a possum laying on its back while wearing a Santa coat and hat. The legend of Santa Possum is whispered about in back alleys and junkyards around the world. When kids walk in on Santa Human putting gifts...

    C$23.99
  • Nana's Boobies Can Cooler Holding Nana's Boobies Can Koozie Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder

    Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder

    Cold beer? Check. Dry hands? Check. Boobs? Double check. What more could a man want? Our best-selling beer holder looks like Nana knitted it herself—just for you. It’s a great gift for the man’s man.Details: Fits a standard...

    C$22.99
  • Say Anything Mug - Hell You Looking At? Say Anything Mug - Hell You Looking At? Say Anything Mug - Hell You Looking At? - Box View

    Hell You Looking At? - Say Anything Mug

    This hilarious kitten coffee mug, from the Say Anything series by Genuine Fred, features an adorable illustration of two kittens with the hilarious tagline "The hell you looking at?"  Details: Holds 16 oz Materials: Porcelain Packaging: Full...

    C$19.99
  • Say Anything Mug - Draggin Ass Say Anything Mug - Draggin Ass Say Anything Mug - Draggin Ass  - Box view

    Draggin' Ass - Say Anything Mug

    Genuine Fred's Say Anything mugs tell the world exactly how you feel. This "Draggin' Ass" coffee mug features an American Traditional tattoo style image depicting a pug doing what they do best - scooting their butts! Details: Holds 16...

    C$19.99
  • Bob Ross Joy Of Painting Dress Up Magnetic Play Set Dress Up Bob Ross Magnetic Play Set

    Dress Up Bob Ross Magnetic Play Set

    Happy little trees, happy little clouds. The fridge is your Bob Ross canvas! The Joy of Painting Magnetic Play Set comes complete with over 25 magnets including an easel, paints, brushes, and elements you can add to three different canvases...

    C$19.99
  • Joke Box

    Jumbo Joke Box

    The joke’s on you with our Jumbo Joke Box. This Joke Box comes with 8 classic gags in one package including goofy teeth, hand buzzer, floating eyeball, vomit, a bandaged finger, fake blood with finger pin, doggy stool, and fart whistle...

    C$24.99
  • Big Foot Action Figure

    Bigfoot Action Figure

    They're big, they're hairy and they're notoriously elusive! This Bigfoot Action Figure is the perfect thing to hide in the bushes of your backyard. Then you and your friends can dress up in camo and look for it. If you're lucky, you'll get your own TV...

    C$21.99
  • Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure Close-Up

    Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

    Do you suspect that your cat-loving loved one may be a crazy cat lady, or on the verge of crazy cat lady-dom? Give them our Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure. This moveable action figure comes with 6 cats—yes, 6 cats!—and provides hours of...

    C$23.99
  • UG-5418 Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle UG-5418 Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle- back Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle UG-5418

    Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle

    This beautiful votive will show your devotion to St. Freddie, exemplar of rhapsody, bravura, and champions!Place it in your studio for inspiration. Set it on your piano when you compose. Raise it high overhead when everyone sings: We are the...

    C$19.99
  • Stuff The Turkey Unboxed View Stuff The Turkey Game Boxed View

    Stuff The Turkey Game

    WATCH THE VIDEO, BELOW Probably the funniest holiday game ever invented! STUFF THE TURKEY is a fun and frantic game for two to four players. Stand the Turkey on a table or on the floor. Each player takes a plastic brussel sprout and a party blower and...

    C$18.99
  • Red Rechargeable LED Toque Lit View Green Rechargeable LED Toque Lit View Red Rechargeable LED Toque Unlit View Black Rechargeable LED Toque Lit View Black Rechargeable LED Toque Unlit View

    Night Scout Rechargeable LED Toque

    Your beacon of light is finally here! This rechargeable LED toque makes the perfect companion due to its hands-free visibility in the dark. The light has three different settings making it ideal for camping, hiking, bike riding or working. The light is...

    C$19.99
  • When You Stop Believing in Santa Claus... Mug & Sock Set Front View When You Stop Believing in Santa Claus... Mug & Sock Set Front View When You Stop Believing in Santa Claus... Mug & Sock Set Back View When You Stop Believing in Santa Claus... Mug & Sock Set

    You Get Socks Gift Set with Mug & Socks

    This great mug is perfect for the Scrooge in your life! It warns that anyone who stops believing in Santa Claus will get socks for Christmas!  And as further proof, there is a pair of festive warm and fuzzy socks in the mug! Details: Holds 20...

    C$19.99
  • A Die Hard Christmas Book A Die Hard Christmas - the Beginning A Die Hard Christmas - Terrorists A Die Hard Christmas - Shooting A Die Hard Christmas - Table

    A Die Hard Christmas Illustrated Story Book

    A delightful Christmas storybook for adults based on the action-packed Die Hard movie!All John McClane wants for Christmas is to reunite with his estranged family. But when his wife’s office holiday party turns into a deadly hostage situation, he...

    C$21.99
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