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Have yourself a kitschy little Christmas with our eccentric collection of Christmas kitsch decorations and gifts. If it's Christmas and it's ugly, tacky or cheesy, we've got it all under one roof. Merry Kitschmas Canada!

  • The Birthday Boy Jesus Christmas Tree Ornament, front view The Birthday Boy Jesus Christmas Tree Ornament, tree view The Birthday Boy Jesus Christmas Tree Ornament, side view

    Birthday Boy Jesus Ornament

    It's December the 25th, time to celebrate the birthday boy! With a birthday cake and party hat, he's ready to open some presents. Details  Dimensions: 4.5" tall x 1.5" wide  Materials: Made of hand-painted quality resin Packaging:...

    C$16.99
  • Recording Duck Animated Figure

    Hilarious Recording Duck Animated Figure

    Wanna buy a duck?? Add a fun, festive touch to your holidays with this plush talking duck! Press the button and say something into the duck --he repeats it back to you in a hilarious high-pitched voice! Record your voice again and again for continued...

    C$36.99
  • Jesus Shaves Heat Changing Mug Unboxed View Jesus Shaves Heat Changing Mug Boxed View

    Jesus Shaves Heat Changing Mug in Gift Box

    The Jesus Shaves Mug begins with the traditional bearded Jesus but as soon as your pour in a hot beverage, Jesus gets cheeky! Before too long, you are looking at a clean-shaven Messiah. Hallelujah! Hand wash in warm, soapy water only and microwave safe...

    C$19.99
  • Squirrel in Underpants Ornament

    Squirrel in Underpants Ornament

    Do you look at your Christmas tree every year and think something is missing? We've solved the problem with our Squirrel in Underpants Ornament.Every tree needs a squirrel in underpants. You’d be nuts not to have one! Details: Dimensions: 4"...

    C$23.99
  • Mac-n-Cheese Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Mac-n-Cheese Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Macaroni and Cheese Candy Canes are a particular favorite of picky eaters. These candy canes taste like your childhood favorite — mac and cheese. It’s like comfort food-flavored comfort food! Macaroni and cheese has become a holiday family...

    C$10.99
  • Hot Dog Candy Canes

    Hot Dog Candy Canes

    WIENER WIENER HOT DOG DINNER   Hot Dog Candy Canes will remind you of school lunches and backyard BBQs. Instead of cookies this year, maybe Santa would prefer a wiener? Boiled, grilled or steamed, everybody loves a hot dog! Sure,...

    C$10.99
  • Sour Cream and Onion Candy Canes

    Sour Cream and Onion Candy Canes

    Sour Cream and Onion Candy Canes celebrate that most under appreciated part of holiday celebrations, dips! Whether you’re snacking around the tree or watching a Christmas movie together, everybody loves to dip. These candy canes taste just like our...

    C$9.99
  • Tumbling Santa with Parachute Unpackaged View Tumbling Santa with Parachute Packaged View

    Tumbling Santa with Parachute

    This kitschy parachuted Santa is on a mission to deliver presents to kids around the world. He will flip, swing and tumble his way to success! Details: Flips, tumbles and swings  Requires 2 AA batteries (not included) Packaging: Full colour...

    C$19.99
  • Plush Snowman Snowball Set of 10

    Plush Snowman Snowball Set of 10

    These snowballs are cute and festive and perfect for an impromptu indoor snowball fight.  Details: Each pack comes with 10 snowman snowballs Materials: Plush with fill Packaging: Clear bag with cardboard hang tag 

    C$19.99
  • Chimney Present Ornament Side View Chimney Present Ornament Front View Chimney Present Ornament Back View Chimney Present Ornament in Tree View

    Santa Leaves a Present in the Chimney Ornament

    It's Christmas night and there's no bathroom in sight! Santa's picked the naughtiest house on the block to go number 2 in this humorous ornament. Details: Dimensions: 3.5" x 2" Materials: Resin  Packaging: Illustrated retail window...

    C$16.99
  • Aunt Bethany's Fried Cat Rug Christmas Vacation View #1 Aunt Bethany's Fried Cat Rug Christmas Vacation with Background View Aunt Bethany's Fried Cat Rug Christmas Vacation Close-Up Lit View Aunt Bethany's Fried Cat Rug Christmas Vacation Close-Up Unlit View Aunt Bethany's Fried Cat Rug Christmas Vacation View #2

    Aunt Bethany's Fried Cat Rug Christmas Vacation

    If this cat had 9 lives, she just spent them all... This hilarious Christmas decoration is made to look like an unfortunate cat that just bit into a string of lights. Complete with fake white fur around the edges and patches of charred fur in the middle...

    C$59.99
  • Racing Roaches - Set of THREE Racing Cockroach

    Racing Cockroach

    You never know when you’ll need an infestation of Racing Roaches, so grab a few of these! Pull back on one, release it, and watch it tear off at top speed like someone just turned on a light. Hold cockroach races or scare a family member, these...

    C$5.99
  • Santa Possum Glass Ornament Santa Possum

    Santa Possum Glass Ornament

    This hand-blown glass ornament is shaped like a possum laying on its back while wearing a Santa coat and hat. The legend of Santa Possum is whispered about in back alleys and junkyards around the world. When kids walk in on Santa Human putting gifts...

    C$23.99
  • Merry Christmas A**hole! Lump of Coal Gift Holiday Lump of Coal for Assholes

    Merry Xmas A**hole Lump of Coal

    A wonderful way to take care of gifting this holiday season. A hilarious novelty lump of coal on a red stand that is ready for you to give to the naughty ones on the Christmas list. It's a great gift for the hard to shop for A**holes in your life. Made...

    C$17.99
  • Large Canvas Santa Sacks in 4 Styles Christmas Santa Sack - Get Your I Love It Face Ready Christmas Santa Sack - North Pole Mail Service Special Delivery For Christmas Santa Sack - Merry Elfin' Christmas Christmas Santa Sack - A Sack of Badly-Wrapped Presents

    Large Canvas Santa Sacks in 4 Styles

    Hey Santa! These quality, durable and re-usable Christmas gift sacks feature a drawstring closure, and come in four different festive styles: Get Your I Love It Face Ready North Pole Mail Service A Sack of Badly-Wrapped Presents Merry Elfin'...

    C$14.99
  •  Secret Santa...Shitty Gifts Metal Sign

    Secret Santa...Shitty Gifts Metal Sign

    This hilarious Christmas decor sign says what we've all been thinking with the definition of Secret Santa. In a stylish font and design, the sign reads "Secret Santa. (SEE-KRET SAN-TA) The act of regifting something really shitty and getting away with...

    C$19.99
  • Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas Pillow Merry Little Christmas Applique Pillow

    Merry Little Christmas Applique Pillow

    Let everyone know that you want them to have themselves a merry little Christmas with this buffalo plaid print decorative pillow that is trimmed with white. It is sure to make them feel merry and bright inside!  Details: Dimensions:...

    C$29.99
  • The North Pole Express Train Musical Toy Musical North Pole Express Train with Sound and Light Musical North Pole Express Train Musical North Pole Express Train Musical North Pole Express Train

    Musical North Pole Express Train with Sound and Light

    Kids will flip over our North Pole Express Train as it spins through the stunt ramp, around the bend and over the bridge, before flipping over and through the crossing gate, and starting all over again! Provides lots of amusement in the tradition of...

    C$49.99
  • Honeycomb Tissue Paper Red Snowflake  Unpackaged View Honeycomb Tissue Paper Red Snowflake Packaged View

    Honeycomb Tissue Paper Red Snowflake

    It's a Christmas decor throwback! Add some vintage charm to your holiday decor with our Honeycomb Tissue Paper Red Snowflake. Who could forget the tissue paper and card stock decorations that covered the house each year?Details: Dimensions: About 18"...

    C$5.99
  • Honeycomb Tissue Paper White Snowflake Unpackaged View Honeycomb Tissue Paper White Snowflake Packaged View

    Honeycomb Tissue Paper White Snowflake

    It's a Christmas decor throwback! Add some vintage charm to your holiday decor with our Honeycomb Tissue Paper White Snowflake. Who could forget the tissue paper and card stock decorations that covered the house each year?Details: Dimensions: About...

    C$5.99
  • Honeycomb Tissue Paper Christmas Tree Honeycomb Tissue Paper Christmas Tree Packaged View Honeycomb Tissue Paper Christmas Tree Duo View

    15-Inch Honeycomb Tissue Paper Christmas Tree

    It's a Christmas decor throwback! Add some vintage charm to your holiday decor with our Honeycomb Tissue Paper Christmas Tree.  Details: Dimensions: Stands about 15" tall Materials: Tissue Paper Packaging: Clear cellophane sleeve with...

    C$7.99
  • Let It Flow Wine Bottle Bag

    Let It Flow Wine Bottle Gift Bag

    Our Let It Flow Wine Bottle Gift Bag features the green, glittered silhouette of a wine bottle with the festive phrase "Let it flow". This Christmas wine gift bags features candy cane stripe side panels and a green ribbon handle with red tag...

    C$6.99
  • Swirl And Shred Colourful Christmas Gift Bag Filler Swirl And Shred Colourful Christmas Gift Bag Filler Instructions

    Swirl And Shred Colourful Christmas Gift Bag Filler

    Our Swirl And Shred Colourful Christmas Gift Bag Filler is a unique way to fill the extra space in your Christmas gift bags. Just pull up the grommet, shake and add to the gift bag! The package includes a red, green and white coil with enough to fill one...

    C$4.99
  • Drinking Santa Hat

    Drinking Santa Hat

      Details: Dimensions: One size fits most Packaging: Full colour illustrated giftbox  Includes a flask 

    C$14.99
  • Gold Leaves Ornament Stand Gold Leaves Ornament Stand Gold Leaves Ornament Stand - Base

    Gold Leaves Ornament Stand

    The Gold Leaves Ornament Stand is the classiest way to show off your most ornamental pieces. Its golden leaves extend in a beautiful arch with hook hanger all based upon a proud pedestal. This solid iron stand is able to hold the grandest of ornaments...

    C$19.99
  • Ketchup Candy Canes Archie McPhee Ketchup Candy Canes

    Ketchup Candy Canes

    THE BEST CANDY CANE TO EAT WITH FRENCH FRIES Everyone's favourite condiment, but for Christmas! Do you know what makes mediocre food edible? Ketchup! So, just imagine how a ketchup-flavoured candy cane can take your holiday from meh to magnificent. This...

    C$10.99
  • Bacon Flavoured Candy Canes

    Bacon Candy Canes

    Bacon lovers will lick themselves silly over our bacon-flavoured candy canes! These unsuspecting 5.25-inch tall candy canes look like your regular everyday candy canes, but just one lick and BOOM – a flavour explosion! Each box contains 6 candy...

    C$10.99
  • Cookies for Santa Ceramic Plate Cookies for Santa Ceramic Plate

    Cookies for Santa Ceramic Plate

    When Santa arrives at your house, he'll be happy to see the cookies you've left out for him on this whimsical Cookies for Santa ceramic plate. Dimensions: 10.25" Packaging: Gift box with window Material: Glass

    C$14.99
  • Pickle flavoured Candy Canes

    Pickle Candy Canes

    Christmas can be a difficult time for someone who isn't that into sweets. If you're the savory sort, you might prefer the dill tang of our Pickle Candy Canes. Not only do they have an elegant green color that will go well with your regular candy canes,...

    C$10.99