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  • Santa's Naughty List Men's Crew Socks by Good Luck Socks

    Santa's Finger Men's Crew Socks by Good Luck Socks

    Santa's Naughty List Men's Crew Socks by Good Luck Socks feature a humorous design perfect for the holiday season. Details: Size: Fits Men's Shoe Size 7 - 12 Stretches low to mid calf 50% Cotton, 22% Polyester, 22% Polyamide, 4% Elastic, 2%...

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  • I Love Naps Gym Crew Socks

    I Love Naps Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

    Embrace your love for relaxation with the "I Love Naps" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for nap enthusiasts, loungers, or anyone who values downtime, these socks combine comfort, durability, and a playful design to express your appreciation for a good rest...

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  • Horny For Houseplants Gym Crew Socks

    Horny For House Plants Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

    Show off your love for greenery with a cheeky twist in the "Horny For Houseplants" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for plant enthusiasts and those with a playful sense of humor, these socks blend comfort, durability, and a fun design, making them a standout...

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  • I Love Heavy Metal Gym Crew Socks

    I Love Heavy Metal Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

    Rock your workouts and everyday style with the "I Love Heavy Metal" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for heavy metal enthusiasts and those who love to express their musical tastes, these socks combine comfort, durability, and a bold design to make a statement...

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  • Darn It To All Heck Gym Crew Socks

    Darn It To All Heck Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

    Add a dash of humor and frustration-relief to your workout gear with the "Darn It To All Heck" Gym Crew Socks. These socks are perfect for those who like to express their feelings in a light-hearted way, combining comfort, durability, and a playful...

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  • I Don't Wear Underwear Gym Crew Socks

    I Don't Wear Underwear Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

    Make a bold and humorous statement with the "I Don't Wear Underwear" Gym Crew Socks. These socks are perfect for those who love to express their quirky personality and enjoy a good laugh. Designed for comfort and durability, they add a playful twist to...

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  • Coffee Makes Me Poop Gym Crew Socks

    Coffee Makes Me Poop Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

    Embrace your love for coffee and your sense of humor with the "Coffee Makes Me Poop" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for coffee enthusiasts and those who appreciate a good laugh, these socks combine comfort, durability, and a fun design to add a bit of...

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  • Yule Fuel Wine Bottle Glass

    Yule Fuel Wine Bottle Glass

    Our super festive wine glass is perfect for the wine snob in your life (even if it's yourself), bonus if they have a love for the holiday season! Kick back and relax with a much-needed glass, or bottle, of much deserved wine! The unique design of the...

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  • Lit Mrs. Claus Snowglobe Wine Glass

    Lit Mrs. Claus Snowglobe Wine Glass

    This wine glass is a unique gift for the wine lover in your life, bonus if they have a love for the holiday season! The unique design of the glass gives it a fun twist on what could otherwise be an ordinary holiday wine glass. This adorable wine glass is...

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  • Ugly Sweater Mug With Knit Sweater

    Ugly Sweater Mug With Knit Sweater

    Winning top honors at the Ugly Sweater holiday party isn't as easy as firing up the Amazon app and whipping out the credit card. It takes a whole new level of dedication, and we've got the perfect gag. Our new Ugly Sweater Coffee Mug puts you in a...

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  • Weener Kleener Novelty Soap Weener Kleener Novelty Soap OOP

    Weener Kleener Novelty Soap

    Like most men, not all soaps were created equal. The Weener Kleener, however, is the best way to keep it clean. An outrageous gift for newlyweds, bachelorette parties, birthdays, and more. Details: Soap Dimensions: 3" Diameter One Size Fits...

    C$14.99
  • I Love to Fart Socks Colour Shot: I Love to Fart Socks Size Chart: I Love to Fart Socks

    I Love to Fart Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

    There's so much to love about life, but time and time again, there's that one special thing that squeaks its way to the top of the list. FARTS! A new bright gym sock to celebrate the joys of life with you, great cushioned support for your feet so you...

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  • The F Button Censored The Fuck Button The F*CK Button

    The F*CK Button

    This hilarious button does the cursing for you, playing one of nine memorable phrases each time you press it. Makes a perfect gift for weddings, funerals, retirement parties, anniversaries, gift baskets, delivery rooms and the mother-in-law! Measures 3...

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  • Dubble Bubble Lumps of Coal 8-Ball Christmas Tube Dubble Bubble Lumps of Coal 8-Ball Christmas Tube

    Dubble Bubble Lumps of Coal 8-Ball Christmas Gum

    You’ve been naughty - but it’s never tasted so nice! Dubble Bubble Lumps of Coal turns a holiday prank into a sweet surprise with chewy grape gum balls filled with crunchy candy coal pieces. Packaged in a handy tube, they're just right for a...

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  • All I Want For Christmas Blue Mug

    All I Want For Christmas Blue 16oz Mug

    This blue holiday mug celebrates the famous Mariah Carey song with a naughty twist! This stoneware mug says "All I Want for Christmas Is You . . . (Naked)"! Dimensions: 5.5'' W x 4.5'' H x 3.8'' diameter Holds 160z Materials: Stoneware Hand wash

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  • Cannabis Fairie String Lights Cannabis Fairie String Lights - Detailed View Cannabis Fairie String Lights - Battery Pack Cannabis Fairie String Lights - Packaging

    Cannabis Fairie String Lights

    This light set includes 20 translucent cannabis leaves, each with a green LED light bulb. Details: 20 green LED fairy lights For indoor use. 24 inch green lead wire 4 inch light spacing Battery Operated:  uses 3 AA batteries - NOT...

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  • Cuban cigar tree ornament.

    Cuban Cigar Glass Ornament

    Want to hang your favourite belvedere on the tree without the fire hazard? We have just the thing! Our realistic glass cigar ornament includes a glittery tip to convincingly replicate a burning cigar. It is detailed and hand painted on all sides,...

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  • Boobies 'N' Beer Pint Glass Box

    Boobies 'N' Beer Pint Glass

    That’s right, Boobies n’ Beer - together at last! This hilarious pint glass features a perfect pair to hold your cold brew. Cheers to more beers! Details: Holds 27 oz Materials: Glass

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  • Kinda Naughty Kinda Nice Napkins

    Kinda Naughty Kinda Nice Cocktail Napkins

    Our Kinda Naughty Kinda Nice Cocktail Napkins are a handsome shade of green with a festive pattern of candy and stars with the funny phrase "Kinda Naughty Kinda Nice". These cocktail napkins fit seamlessly into any holiday party decor...

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  • Shit's F*cked Emergency Ambiance Tin Emergency Ambiance Tin Inside View Shit's F*cked Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #1 Shit's F*cked Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #2

    Shit's Fucked - Emergency Ambiance Candle in Tin

    When shit's f*cked, burn it down with this emergency ambiance tin candle and help set the mood. A necessity for 2022.  Details: Dimensions: Tin measures 3" x 3" x 1"  Weight of candle is 3 oz.  100% soy candle Comes with old-school...

    MSRP: C$16.99
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  • F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Tin F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Tin Inside View F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #2 F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #1

    Fuck Work - Emergency Ambiance Candle in Tin

    This corner bar scented candle is the perfect gift for anyone who hates their job or just simply work in general. Don't quit, instead light one of the matches conveniently stored inside the lid and breathe om in.  Details: Dimensions: Tin...

    MSRP: C$16.99
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  • Naughty Gnomes Mini Plant Box Naughty Gnomes Mini Planters Naughty Gnomes Planters

    Naughty Gnomes Mini Plant Pot Set

    This set of Naughty Gnomes will bring a smile to your face and make your plant pots extra cheeky! This set of four mini planter gnomes are each in a silly and Naughty pose including peeing, smoking, mooning, and giving the finger. Insert them into your...

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  • Naked Santa Ornament Front View Naked Santa Ornament Side View #1 Naked Santa Ornament Side View #2 Naked Santa Ornament Back View Naked Santa Ornament With Background

    Naked Santa Ornament

    This naughty ornament shows Santa in his birthday suit, looking shocked to have been caught naked on your tree! This hilarious ornament is sure to get some laughs this holiday season! Details: Dimensions: 3.5" x 2.5"  Materials:...

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  • Naughty Ornaments Set Naughty Ornaments Set by Giant Microbes Naughty Ornaments Set by Giant Microbes tree

    Naughty Ornaments by Giant Microbes - Set of 5 STDs

    5 STDs festively dressed up for the holidays! If you're going to be naughty this Christmas, best to educate yourself and be safe! This five-pack of ornaments from Giant Microbes includes plush versions of Herpes, Chlamydia, Pox, Clap and HPV. But...

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  • Naughty Sweater Naughty Stocking Christmas Sweater

    Naughty Stocking Christmas Sweater - Large Only

    Are you on the naughty list? This Ugly Christmas Sweater is perfect for anyone who has made Santa's naughty list. Can be worn individually or paired with our Nice Stocking Christmas Sweater as a couples costume.  Our Unisex Sweaters are perfect...

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  • Crappy Holidays Sweater on Him Crappy Holidays Sweater on Her Crappy Holidays Sweater Rear

    Crappy Holidays Funny Poop Christmas Sweater by Funqi

    "Frosty the Snow-Poop was as crappy as can be, with a head full of poop and the smell of pee-ewww, you'll be sure to smell him near." That's right friends, not all things this winter will melt, some will smell. Get a load of this Crappy Holidays...

    MSRP: C$39.99
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  • Merry B*tches - Quip Cocktail Napkins

    Merry B*tches - Quip Cocktail Napkins

    Twilight Collection Quip Cocktail Napkins - 3-ply paper cocktail napkins. Printed using water-soluble, food safe colours. napkins are 25 x 25cm and packed 20 pcs/pack. 12 packs per case.

    C$7.99
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