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  • I Love to Fart Socks Colour Shot: I Love to Fart Socks Size Chart: I Love to Fart Socks

    I Love to Fart Gym Crew Socks

    There's so much to love about life, but time and time again, there's that one special thing that squeaks its way to the top of the list. FARTS! A new bright gym sock to celebrate the joys of life with you, great cushioned support for your feet so you...

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  • Greatest of All Time Trophy G.O.A.T. Trophy in Box

    G.O.A.T. Greatest of All Time Trophy

    Elevate yourself to Greatest of All Time status with our GOAT Trophy – a gleaming symbol of your undeniable excellence and unrivaled achievements. This trophy isn't just an accolade; it's a golden reminder that you're the G.O.A.T., and now everyone...

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  • World's Biggest Asshole Trophy World's Biggest Asshole Trophy in Box

    World's Biggest Asshole Trophy

    Behold the World's Biggest Asshole Trophy, a monument to outstanding achievements in obnoxiousness. Display it proudly, and let the world know that when it comes to being a monumental pain in the ass, you're a true champion! Dimensions: 4.8" H x 3"...

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  • The F Button Censored The Fuck Button The F*CK Button

    The F*CK Button

    This hilarious button does the cursing for you, playing one of nine memorable phrases each time you press it. Makes a perfect gift for weddings, funerals, retirement parties, anniversaries, gift baskets, delivery rooms and the mother-in-law! Measures 3...

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  • All I Want For Christmas Blue Mug

    All I Want For Christmas Blue 16oz Mug

    This blue holiday mug celebrates the famous Mariah Carey song with a naughty twist! This stoneware mug says "All I Want for Christmas Is You . . . (Naked)"! Dimensions: 5.5'' W x 4.5'' H x 3.8'' diameter Holds 160z Materials: Stoneware Hand wash

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  • Talking TP Packaging Talking Toilet Paper Roll

    Talking Toilet Paper Roll

    Talking TP, the recordable and rerecordable toilet paper spindle, has a motion sensor that is activated when you pull the toilet paper. Just press a button and record and personalize for the next person using the throne. It also has an on/off switch so...

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  • Naughty and Nice Folded Place Cards (12 Piece) Naughty and Nice Folded Place Cards (12 Piece) Naughty and Nice Folded Place Cards (12 Piece)

    Naughty and Nice Folded Place Cards (12 Piece)

    This set of 12 delightful Naughty/Nice Folded Placecards is the perfect decorative accessory for any guestlist, no matter how good or bad they've been. These elegant white folded placecards feature fun and festive graphics printed on both sides for the...

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  • Cannabis Fairie String Lights Cannabis Fairie String Lights - Detailed View Cannabis Fairie String Lights - Battery Pack Cannabis Fairie String Lights - Packaging

    Cannabis Fairie String Lights

    This light set includes 20 translucent cannabis leaves, each with a green LED light bulb. Details: 20 green LED fairy lights For indoor use. 24 inch green lead wire 4 inch light spacing Battery Operated:  uses 3 AA batteries - NOT...

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  • Cuban cigar tree ornament.

    Cuban Cigar Glass Ornament

    Want to hang your favourite belvedere on the tree without the fire hazard? We have just the thing! Our realistic glass cigar ornament includes a glittery tip to convincingly replicate a burning cigar. It is detailed and hand painted on all sides,...

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  • Boobies 'N' Beer Pint Glass Box

    Boobies 'N' Beer Pint Glass

    That’s right, Boobies n’ Beer - together at last! This hilarious pint glass features a perfect pair to hold your cold brew. Cheers to more beers! Details: Holds 27 oz Materials: Glass

    C$34.99
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  • Kinda Naughty Kinda Nice Napkins

    Kinda Naughty Kinda Nice Cocktail Napkins

    Our Kinda Naughty Kinda Nice Cocktail Napkins are a handsome shade of green with a festive pattern of candy and stars with the funny phrase "Kinda Naughty Kinda Nice". These cocktail napkins fit seamlessly into any holiday party decor...

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  • Shit's F*cked Emergency Ambiance Tin Emergency Ambiance Tin Inside View Shit's F*cked Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #1 Shit's F*cked Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #2

    Shit's F*cked Emergency Ambiance Candle in Tin

    When shit's f*cked, burn it down with this emergency ambiance tin candle and help set the mood. A necessity for 2022.  Details: Dimensions: Tin measures 3" x 3" x 1"  Weight of candle is 3 oz.  100% soy candle Comes with old-school...

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  • F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Tin F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Tin Inside View F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #2 F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #1

    F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Candle in Tin

    This corner bar scented candle is the perfect gift for anyone who hates their job or just simply work in general. Don't quit, instead light one of the matches conveniently stored inside the lid and breathe om in.  Details: Dimensions: Tin...

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  • Naughty or Nice Toque with Flipping Sequins Naughty/Nice Sequin Toque - Naughty Side Naughty/Nice Sequin Toque - Nice Side

    Naughty or Nice Toque with Flipping Sequins

    Have an elfin' good time with this fun changeable pom-pom hat! Perfectly layered sequins can be swiped either way to show "naughty" or "nice".  Great for holiday outings, parties and gifts! Details: Sizing: One size fits most  Packaging:...

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  • Lump of Coal - Charcoal Bath Bomb Lump of Coal - Charcoal Bath Bomb

    Lump of Coal - Charcoal Bath Bomb

    Whether you've been naughty or nice, get in the festive spirit with this Lump of Coal Bath Bomb. This 100g (3.4 oz) charcoal coloured bath bomb comes with a warm and sweet caramel toffee scent to remind you of the Christmas season. To use, simply place...

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  • Naughty Gnomes Mini Plant Box Naughty Gnomes Mini Planters Naughty Gnomes Planters

    Naughty Gnomes Mini Plant Pot Set

    This set of Naughty Gnomes will bring a smile to your face and make your plant pots extra cheeky! This set of four mini planter gnomes are each in a silly and Naughty pose including peeing, smoking, mooning, and giving the finger. Insert them into your...

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  • Naughty Ornaments Set Naughty Ornaments Set by Giant Microbes Naughty Ornaments Set by Giant Microbes tree

    Naughty Ornaments by Giant Microbes - Set of 5 STDs

    5 STDs festively dressed up for the holidays! If you're going to be naughty this Christmas, best to educate yourself and be safe! This five-pack of ornaments from Giant Microbes includes plush versions of Herpes, Chlamydia, Pox, Clap and HPV. But...

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  • Naughty Sweater Naughty Stocking Christmas Sweater

    Naughty Stocking Christmas Sweater - MEDIUM ONLY

    Are you on the naughty list? This Ugly Christmas Sweater is perfect for anyone who has made Santa's naughty list. Can be worn individually or paired with our Nice Stocking Christmas Sweater as a couples costume.  Our Unisex Sweaters are perfect...

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  • Crappy Holidays Sweater on Him Crappy Holidays Sweater on Her Crappy Holidays Sweater Rear

    Crappy Holidays Funny Poop Christmas Sweater by Funqi

    "Frosty the Snow-Poop was as crappy as can be, with a head full of poop and the smell of pee-ewww, you'll be sure to smell him near." That's right friends, not all things this winter will melt, some will smell. Get a load of this Crappy Holidays...

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  • Undies for Two package Undies for Two nice Christmas Undies for Two - Naughty and Nice Edition Undies for Two naughty

    Christmas Undies for Two - Naughty and Nice Edition

    Getting in them is half the fun! Our Undies for Two bring a whole new meaning to the word "togetherness".  First thing you'll have to decide with your partner is who deserves the naughty side more! Mistletoe is not included, but we figure you won't...

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  • Miss Snow Cones Naughty Ornament Naughty Miss Snow Cones Ornament

    Miss Snow Cones Naughty Ornament

    Miss Snow Cones sure has a nice set of cones! This "naughty" ornament make the perfect gag, bachelorette or white elephant gift! Details: Dimensions: Approximately 4" tall  Materials: Unglazed ceramic  Gold string to hang from the...

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  • Chimney Present Ornament Side View Chimney Present Ornament Front View Chimney Present Ornament Back View Chimney Present Ornament in Tree View

    Santa Leaves a Present in the Chimney Ornament

    It's Christmas night and there's no bathroom in sight! Santa's picked the naughtiest house on the block to go number 2 in this humorous ornament. Details: Dimensions: 3.5" x 2" Materials: Resin  Packaging: Illustrated retail window...

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  • Merry Christmas A**hole! Lump of Coal Gift Holiday Lump of Coal for Assholes

    Merry Xmas A**hole Lump of Coal

    A wonderful way to take care of gifting this holiday season. A hilarious novelty lump of coal on a red stand that is ready for you to give to the naughty ones on the Christmas list. It's a great gift for the hard to shop for A**holes in your life. Made...

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  • Nana's Boobies Can Cooler Holding Nana's Boobies Can Koozie Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder

    Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder

    Cold beer? Check. Dry hands? Check. Boobs? Double check. What more could a man want? Our best-selling beer holder looks like Nana knitted it herself—just for you. It’s a great gift for the man’s man.Details: Fits a standard...

    C$22.99
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  • Box - F*ck, Marry, Kill Card Examples - F*ck, Marry, Kill

    F*ck, Marry, Kill Game

    We've all played this game in our heads, so let your weirdest fantasies (or nightmares) run wild with this crude card game! No one is safe from being wed, dead, or taken to bed! Draw cards from the pile to see the names of celebrities or people in your...

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  • The Floater Poop Gag The Floater Poop Gag

    The Floater Poop Gag

    Splish, splash there's poop in the bath! The Floater Prank Poop will float in hot tubs, bathtubs, pools and more! Freak out your friends with this corny poop gag. Details:  Approx 10.5" Foam with realistic texture (eww!)

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  • Naughty Truth Or Dare

    Naughty Truth Or Dare Mini Kit

    Looking to add a little spark to a date night in or a gathering of your closest friends? Crack open Naughty Truth or Dare for dozens of juicy prompts to get the party started! The Naughty Truth or Dare set includes 52 "truth" cards, 52...

    C$12.50
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