Disappointed Sigh Button AUTOMATED DISMAY Did you ever get so tired of sighing at things that you wanted to sigh, but then realized that would only make things worse? These days, so many things are disappointing that it’s too much of an effort to do all the sighing... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Emergency Monkey Button MORE FUN THAN A POCKETFUL OF MONKEYS Are you a chimp simp? We’ve all dreamed of having a monkey accompany us in our daily business, but we’ve watched enough nature documentaries to know that’s a terrible idea. Our plastic electronic... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Pancake Mask Glasses SO REALISTIC THEY’LL POUR SYRUP ON YOU Our Pancake Mask turns you into a butter-topped stack of flapjacks! Just put a dab of maple syrup behind your ear, and no one will be able to tell the difference. People love pancakes. That means that when... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Squeaky Pickle A PICKLE WITH PERFECTLY POSITIVE PERSONALITY You knew pickles could yodel, but we’ve upped the game with our Squeak Pickle. In the Archie McPhee laboratories, we wondered what would happen if we crossed our Squawking Chicken with a pickle. The... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
The Deluxe Rubber Chicken THE RUBBER CHICKEN IS THE UNIVERSAL SYMBOL OF HUMOUR This isn't the scrawny, anemic, unrealistic Rubber Chicken sold everywhere else; this is the world's finest version! The amount of care and thought that goes into our Rubber Chicken guarantees that... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Mushroom Cable Ties Set of 2 Moral support for tangled cables. Unravel the magic of organization with Fred’s Trip Wires — mushroom cable ties that add some woodland whimsy to your cable chaos. Each set of 2 is constructed from flexible silicone and zinc wire. MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
The Sound Machine Irritate, annoy and entertain with the Sound Machine. Fifteen high quality sound recordings at you your fingertips: burp, cat, spring, loser, bug, win, drum, fart, whistle, clock chime, kiss, clap, laugh, siren, yeeha. MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
The FART Button Let one rip with the ultimate gross-out gift! Twenty different and hilarious fart noises are played when the button is pressed. It's the perfect way to embarrass your victims whenever the mood strikes you! Big red light up button Dimensions:... MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
The Original Magnetic Sand Timer Hourglass Turn time into a mesmerizing art show with the Magnetic Sand Timer hourglass – watch in delight as it sculpts a unique masterpiece with every flip, transforming your space into a dynamic gallery of gravity-defying sand art. It's not just a timer;... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
The BULLSHIT Button This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it. Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, "That was bullshit". or shout, "Bullshit detected", over a wailing siren. No friend,... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
A Sack of Shit Who do you know what deserves a sack of poo? Probably more than a few! These four man-made turds (but not the way you think - these are a wood composite) are a hilarious alternative to a lump of coal. Details: Turds vary in size from 2" to... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Record Your Own Message Button NOTE: The RetroFestive Team LOVES this product! We've recorded our kids over the years to create cherished keepsakes. Now you can record your very own sound button. Use it as a gag, or create an auditory time capsule. Perfect for creating cherished... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
The F*CK Button This hilarious button does the cursing for you, playing one of nine memorable phrases each time you press it. Makes a perfect gift for weddings, funerals, retirement parties, anniversaries, gift baskets, delivery rooms and the mother-in-law! Measures 3... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
Instant Audience Button You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. There is no justice! Well, our Instant Audience lets you carry around the crowd reactions you deserve. This 3-1/2" electronic Instant Audience... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Amazing Drinking Bird Give the gift of scientific wonder when you give our Drinking Bird! This nostalgic novelty uses thermodynamics to keep this bird bobbing into a glass of water. Perfect for wasting time at the office or mesmerizing the kids with science. Dimensions:... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
Emergency Chicken Button Just the other day we were thinking to ourselves, “This meeting would be going so much more smoothly if a chicken were participating.” But, of course, bringing an actual chicken is impractical because a chicken’s lack of pants clashes... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Possum in a Peanut Welcome to a magical land that looks like the idyllic countryside of a children’s book, but is truly an improbable place where alliterative animals drive around in legume cars. This pull-back peanut piloted by a possum is 5" long, has four wheels... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Zen Garden Snow Day: A Little Time To Play Mini Kit Bring the relaxation of a snow day to your desktop anytime of year with Zen Garden Snow Day. A welcome respite from the demands of everyday life, it's the perfect meditative desk accessory for fun and effective stress relief. Kit... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.50 Add to Cart
Tiny Violin Mini Kit Drown out petty complaints with Tiny Violin! This kit includes everything you need to quell those crocodile tears. The violin plays a sad tune when the strings button is pressed down. Kit includes: 3 4/5" replica of a real violin with... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.50 Add to Cart
Smarkers - 14-Pack of Washable Gourmet Scented Markers The Washable Smarkers 14-Pack includes 14 colourful scented markers, each with their own yummy scent. Each Smarker emits its scent from the scented ink core. You will receive 1 each of the 14 scents. Washable Smarkers 14-Pack Features: 14 medium... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
The NO Button ** Watch the video in the Videos tab. NO is a good word that should be used often! The No! Button was invented by two very tired parents to respond to children's constant, crazy requests. But it turns out that it can be useful EVERYWHERE! Plays... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
LED Christmas Bulb iPhone USB Charger Why just charge your phone when you can spread Christmas cheer at the same time?! Plug the USB into a computer or a charging cube and watch as the strand of bulbs light up! Instant Christmas! Details: Dimensions: 46" long. 15 bulbs are 4"... MSRP: Was: Now: C$15.99 Add to Cart
Emergency Goat Button GOAT SCREAMS ARE SO WEIRD It’s a goat emergency! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time but it’s also a popular animal! We all dream of owning our own herd of bleating, horned kids, but that’s not always feasible. This... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Emergency Bigfoot Sounds that will trick even the most experienced Bigfoot hunter! You’re probably wondering how we got the actual Bigfoot to make sounds for our Emergency Bigfoot noisemaker. Let’s just say we bribed him with pizza and an IPA. This... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Dashboard Wobbler Elvis Shake, rattle and roll down the road with Elvis! This Elvis Presley Dashboard Wobbler features the King of Rock n Roll in his unforgettable outfit from the 1973 TV special Elvis: Aloha from Hawaii. Details: Dimensions: 4... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
The Floater Poop Gag Splish, splash there's poop in the bath! The Floater Prank Poop will float in hot tubs, bathtubs, pools and more! Freak out your friends with this corny poop gag. Details: Approx 10.5" Foam with realistic texture (eww!) MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Glow n' Bowl Mini Kit with Lights And Sound Bring a beloved pastime to your desktop with a glow-in-the-dark twist! This striking Glow N Bowl mini kit includes a little bowling lane with lights and music, plus pins, and a bowling ball. Whether you call it midnight bowling or another name... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.50 Add to Cart
Desktop Fire Extinguisher Mini Kit In case of emergency, the Desktop Fire Extinguisher mini kit provides much-needed stress relief! Just press down the nozzle and this mini fire extinguisher releases a satisfying whooshing sound.The Desktop Fire Extinguisher Kit includes... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.50 Add to Cart
The YES Button ** Watch the video in the Videos tab. Here's the Yes! Button ... the perfect complement to our best-selling NO button! For those who LOVE saying yes. The only thing more fun than saying YES! is pushing a button for it! Plays ten different YES's with... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
Joke-A-Day Just spin the wheel and see which joke you will play today. With 7 jokes to choose from, every day will be a joke filled day. The perfect gift for any dad, kid or jokester out there! Details: Dimensions: 10.75" in... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
The Willy Warmer Prevent embarrassing shrinkage when the temperature drops (or when your most important extremity pales in comparison to the rest of you). Our Willy Warmer is a hysterical gift for any occasion! It’s a heater for your peter! Details: Dimensions:... MSRP: Was: Now: C$15.99 Add to Cart
Locomotion Pull-Back Train Set Link, pull back and go. Each die cast and plastic set includes one engine and three linkable cars. Details Pull-Back operation Includes Die-Cast Engine Dimensions: Cars measure 2" to 2.5" Each package includes assorted... MSRP: C$19.99 Was: C$19.99 Now: C$15.99 Add to Cart
