Slap Bracelet Watch by Watchitude - Black Ops BLEND RIGHT INTO ALL YOUR OUTDOOR ADVENTURESNo more boring kids watches! Our slap bands add a whole new element of fun to telling time, keeping your kids excited and engaged. The removable watch face allows kids to mix and match with friends, and even... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Slap Bracelet Watch by Watchitude - Sassy Sequins BLEND RIGHT INTO ALL YOUR OUTDOOR ADVENTURESNo more boring kids watches! Our slap bands add a whole new element of fun to telling time, keeping your kids excited and engaged. The removable watch face allows kids to mix and match with friends, and even... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Mushroom Cable Ties Set of 2 Moral support for tangled cables. Unravel the magic of organization with Fred’s Trip Wires — mushroom cable ties that add some woodland whimsy to your cable chaos. Each set of 2 is constructed from flexible silicone and zinc wire. MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
The Sound Machine Irritate, annoy and entertain with the Sound Machine. Fifteen high quality sound recordings at you your fingertips: burp, cat, spring, loser, bug, win, drum, fart, whistle, clock chime, kiss, clap, laugh, siren, yeeha. MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
Batman and Robin 6-Inch Bendable Figures Unleash Gotham's caped crusaders with the Batman and Robin Bendable Figure Set. These flexible heroes are ready to swing into action, contorting into dynamic poses that bring the comic book excitement to life. With a bend here and a twist there, recreate... MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Add to Cart
The Original Magnetic Sand Timer Hourglass Turn time into a mesmerizing art show with the Magnetic Sand Timer hourglass – watch in delight as it sculpts a unique masterpiece with every flip, transforming your space into a dynamic gallery of gravity-defying sand art. It's not just a timer;... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Wile E Coyote and Roadrunner 4.5-Inch Bendable Figures Bring the Looney Tunes chase to your fingertips with the Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner set of bendable figures. These flexible pals are ready for comical contortions and Acme-sized escapades that'll have you reliving the endless pursuit in style. With a... MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Add to Cart
Bugs Bunny & Elmer Fudd 4-Inch Bendable Figures This set of Looney Tunes bendable figures lets you twist and turn Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd into hilariously dynamic poses, bringing the classic cartoon chaos to life in your hands. Watch Bugs outsmart Fudd in a bendable battle of wits,... MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Add to Cart
The BULLSHIT Button This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it. Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, "That was bullshit". or shout, "Bullshit detected", over a wailing siren. No friend,... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
Electronic Yodelling Pickle THIS PICKLE IS THE ULTIMATE CONVERSATION PIECE... THAT ALSO YODELS! Are you sick and tired of trying to convince a jar of pickles to yodel using melodious mind bullets and sheer force of will? So were we. At last, the Electronic Yodelling Pickle that... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
A Sack of Shit Who do you know what deserves a sack of poo? Probably more than a few! These four man-made turds (but not the way you think - these are a wood composite) are a hilarious alternative to a lump of coal. Details: Turds vary in size from 2" to... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Record Your Own Message Button NOTE: The RetroFestive Team LOVES this product! We've recorded our kids over the years to create cherished keepsakes. Now you can record your very own sound button. Use it as a gag, or create an auditory time capsule. Perfect for creating cherished... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
The F*CK Button This hilarious button does the cursing for you, playing one of nine memorable phrases each time you press it. Makes a perfect gift for weddings, funerals, retirement parties, anniversaries, gift baskets, delivery rooms and the mother-in-law! Measures 3... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
Instant Audience Button You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. There is no justice! Well, our Instant Audience lets you carry around the crowd reactions you deserve. This 3-1/2" electronic Instant Audience... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Amazing Drinking Bird Give the gift of scientific wonder when you give our Drinking Bird! This nostalgic novelty uses thermodynamics to keep this bird bobbing into a glass of water. Perfect for wasting time at the office or mesmerizing the kids with science. Dimensions:... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
Gumby and Pokey 6-Inch Bendable Figures Catch up with your old pals, Gumby and Pokey. These two retro bendable figures will give you total nostalgia vibes! Fans of nostalgic toys will love having their very own fun and flexible Gumby and Pokey bendable figures. The little green clay humanoid... MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99
Emergency Chicken Button Just the other day we were thinking to ourselves, “This meeting would be going so much more smoothly if a chicken were participating.” But, of course, bringing an actual chicken is impractical because a chicken’s lack of pants clashes... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Possum in a Peanut Welcome to a magical land that looks like the idyllic countryside of a children’s book, but is truly an improbable place where alliterative animals drive around in legume cars. This pull-back peanut piloted by a possum is 5" long, has four wheels... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Zen Garden Snow Day: A Little Time To Play Mini Kit Bring the relaxation of a snow day to your desktop anytime of year with Zen Garden Snow Day. A welcome respite from the demands of everyday life, it's the perfect meditative desk accessory for fun and effective stress relief. Kit... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.50 Add to Cart
Tiny Violin Mini Kit Drown out petty complaints with Tiny Violin! This kit includes everything you need to quell those crocodile tears. The violin plays a sad tune when the strings button is pressed down. Kit includes: 3 4/5" replica of a real violin with... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.50 Add to Cart
Disney 100 Deluxe Blind Box Capsule by YuMe Click on the VIDEOS tab to watch a fun video with full details about these awesome blind boxes! Bring some enchanted fun into your life with the Disney 100 YuMe Surprise Capsule Blind Box! Unlock the surprise inside with each capsule and you'll get a... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Stranger Things Deluxe Blind Box Capsule with Cards by YuMe Click on the VIDEOS tab to watch a fun video with full details about these awesome blind boxes! Here's the retro 80's unboxing experience that Stranger Things fans have been waiting for. Collect all 11 Stranger Things figurines with 2-in-1 display... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
25th Anniversary Bop It! Button 'Bop It! Don't Bop It!' 25th Anniversary Edition Unlock over 100 hilarious phrases and sounds Try to reach the Top Score of 2500! But beware of 'Don't Bop It!' Includes 1 Bop It Button and 2 batteries. Perfect white elephant or office... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Buff Baby Speed Bag Crinkle Toy Toddler in training. Is your little one acting punchy? Distract them with Buff Baby - a miniature speed bag hanging toy with a satisfying sensory crinkle layer. It's the perfect workout for Junior's hand/eye coordination! Buff Baby includes a sturdy... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Smarkers - 14-Pack of Washable Gourmet Scented Markers The Washable Smarkers 14-Pack includes 14 colourful scented markers, each with their own yummy scent. Each Smarker emits its scent from the scented ink core. You will receive 1 each of the 14 scents. Washable Smarkers 14-Pack Features: 14 medium... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
The NO Button ** Watch the video in the Videos tab. NO is a good word that should be used often! The No! Button was invented by two very tired parents to respond to children's constant, crazy requests. But it turns out that it can be useful EVERYWHERE! Plays... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
LED Christmas Bulb iPhone USB Charger Why just charge your phone when you can spread Christmas cheer at the same time?! Plug the USB into a computer or a charging cube and watch as the strand of bulbs light up! Instant Christmas! Details: Dimensions: 46" long. 15 bulbs are 4"... MSRP: Was: Now: C$15.99 Add to Cart
Planters Deluxe Mixed Nuts Can Safe It's PEANUTS or is it? Hide your valuables with our Planters Deluxe Mixed Nuts Can Safe. The can safe is true-to-size and has an authentic label so you can hide your stuff in plain sight. Details: Measurements: Approx 3.25" x... MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Add to Cart
Campbells Chicken Noodle Soup Can Safe Hide your valuables with our Campbells Soup Can Safe. The can safe is true-to-size and has an authentic label so you can hide your stuff in plain sight. Details: Measurements: Approx 4" x 3.25" Officially Licensed MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Add to Cart
Emotional Support Chicken Are you too chicken to be vulnerable? Need a friend? How about an Emotional Support Chicken? We all need someone to lean on, but when you lean on this 13" soft vinyl Rubber Chicken, it squawks its support loudly. It comes wearing a removable nylon vest... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Spam Can Safe Hide your valuables with our Spam Can Safe! This true to size can looks just like the iconic canned ham so you can hide your stuff in plain sight. Details: Measurements: Approx 4" x 3.25" Officially Licensed MSRP: Was: Now: C$21.99
Zoltar Talking Keychain Everyone loves the all-knowing animatronic fortune-telling machine, and now you can carry it with you! This Zoltar Talking Keychain features six iconic phrases from this famous fortune teller such as "If you think you can or you think you can't... MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Add to Cart
Dance in Your Pants Musical Keychain Dance In Your Pants Musical Keychain is a portable dance party! With six looping beats, this fun keychain will keep the party turnt. Press the buttons simultaneously to create your own dance anthem. Grab yours today to get a dance party going wherever... MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Add to Cart
Dress Up Jesus Magnetic Play Set - What Would Jesus Wear? It's rarely mentioned, but Jesus had a great sense of humor. One reason the sermon on the mount went over so well is that he opened with a few real zingers. At the Last Supper, his impression of Pontius Pilate as a donkey made wine come out Bartholomew's... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Emergency Goat Button GOAT SCREAMS ARE SO WEIRD It’s a goat emergency! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time but it’s also a popular animal! We all dream of owning our own herd of bleating, horned kids, but that’s not always feasible. This... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Emergency Bigfoot Sounds that will trick even the most experienced Bigfoot hunter! You’re probably wondering how we got the actual Bigfoot to make sounds for our Emergency Bigfoot noisemaker. Let’s just say we bribed him with pizza and an IPA. This... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
