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Pencils For A Midlife Crisis

C$15.99
SKU:
WR-MIC-P
UPC:
045399162533
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WHO SAYS EXISTENTIAL DREAD CAN'T BE FUN?

Congratulations, you’ve made it to middle age! All those years of being “financially responsible” means you can finally buy a motorcycle and the bitchin’ leather jacket to match. Or maybe a year-long silent meditation retreat is more your speed. Either way, you’ve earned it, after all. At least that’s what you’re going to tell yourself on the way to surf camp.

Details:

  • Each box comes with 8 standard No. 2 pencils 
  • Packaging: Full colour illustrated box 
  • 8 different sayings: 
    • A Tattoo Sleeve Would Give Me An Edge
    • Signed Up For Banjo Lessons!
    • My Other Pencil Is A Motorcycle
    • Off To Improv Camp!
    • I Should Go Back To School
    • Bought A Food Truck!
    • What Do You Think Of Botox? I'm So Punk With My Pink Hair