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  • Grow a Girlfriend Grow a Girlfriend - with Instructions

    Grow a Girlfriend

    Grow a Girlfriend: the perfect solution for a low-maintenance relationship that's literally low-maintenance. Just add water, and watch your new companion grow into a fantastic friend who never...

    C$3.79
  • Gumi-Aid

    Gumi-Aid Fruit Flavoured Gummies

    Gumi-Aid Fruit Flavoured Gummies are for life's boo boos! These gummy candies come in four delicious flavours - cherry, lemon, apple and orange - in the shape of a bandages in a hilarious iconic box...

    C$9.99
  • Gummy Burrito

    Gummy Burrito by Raindrops 3oz

    Dive into this Gummy Candy Burrito where a medley of gummy flavours and shapes turn snack time into an adventure for kids of all ages. Each Gummy Candy Burrito contains an array of vibrant gummy...

    C$9.99
  • Hammond's Soda Pop Milk Chocolate Bar

    Hammond's Soda Pop Milk Chocolate Bar

    This milk chocolate, cola-flavored treat will delight your taste buds with a fun, fizzy surprise. This Chocolate Bar is deliciously fun! Pop rocks + chocolate + soda... What more could you ask...

    C$5.99
  • Hoop-La Headband Game Play Hoop-La for hours of fun

    Hoop-La Headband Hoop Game

    Turn any gathering into a hoopla of laughter with the Hoop-La headband hoop game, where players must toss balls into a basket strapped to a teammate's head!. This game adds a twist to the traditional...

    C$14.99
  • Horny for Books Socks Colour Shot: Horny for Books Socks Size Chart: Horny for Books Socks

    Horny for Books Gym Crew Socks

    There's nothing better than getting your nose between a perfect set of pages. If you like to lose yourself for hours reading books, then you're probably horny for books, so you should probably have...

    C$19.99
  • Horny for Thrift Store Socks Colour Shot: Horny for Thrift Stores Socks Size Chart: Horny for Thrift Stores Socks

    Horny for Thrift Stores Gym Crew Socks

    If the smell of dust and stale clothes gets you going, we can only imagine what happens when you turn someone's trash into your treasure. Splash some cold water on your face, wear these socks, and...

    C$19.99
  • Hot Grandma Summer Boxed Soap Soap

    Hot Grandma Summer Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Hot Grandma Summer triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colorful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2...

    C$12.99
  • Hot Stuff Women's Hipster Underwear

    Hot Stuff Women's Underwear

    Tell that leading lady in your life that she is hot stuff with these red and blue chili pepper underwear. Cushi for your tushi! Two Left Feet's hipster undies feature a two-layer liner in a...

    C$18.99
  • Plant Punch Needle Kit

    House Plant Punch Needle Kit

    Learn the traditional handicraft of punch needle or "rug hooking" and create your very own miniature plant tapestry. Great for beginners! Kit comes with everything needed including: 1...

    C$12.99
  • Huggable Corgi Butt Heating Pad Pillow Huggable Corgi Butt Heating Pad Pillow

    Huggable Corgi Butt Heating Pad Pillow

    The Huggable Corgi Butt Heating Pad Pillow is a whimsical and cozy way to soothe aches and pains or simply warm up on a chilly day. Shaped like a cute corgi's behind, this plush pillow is filled with...

    C$39.99
  • Human Scum Boxed Soap Soap

    Human Scum Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Human Scum triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colorful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W...

    C$12.99
  • I F*cking Love You Candle I F*cking Love You Candle  Lifestyle Shot

    I Fucking Love You Candle

    I fucking love you...smells like, I mean, probably...you know how temperamental I can be.  Details: Dimensions: Glass jar measures 3" x 3.5" x 3" Weight of candle is 6.5 oz.  100%...

    C$22.99
  • I Love Pickles Socks Colour Shot: I Love Pickles Socks Size Chart: I Love Pickles Socks

    I Love Pickles Gym Crew Socks

    Salty... Crunchy... Tangy... Wet... Have 'em on a hotdog, burger, fried, or fresh out the jar... there's no wrong way to live that #picklelife Details: Made in United States Unisex styling -...

    C$19.99
  • I Love to Fart Socks Colour Shot: I Love to Fart Socks Size Chart: I Love to Fart Socks

    I Love to Fart Gym Crew Socks

    There's so much to love about life, but time and time again, there's that one special thing that squeaks its way to the top of the list. FARTS! A new bright gym sock to celebrate the joys of life...

    C$19.99