Deliquents with Combs - Folding Pocket Comb You've heard the stories: gangs of well-coiffed hoodlums terrorizing the streets with jars of pomade and pocket combs. It's about time you invested in some protection for your 'do! Each of these... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Emergency Bigfoot Sounds that will trick even the most experienced Bigfoot hunter! You’re probably wondering how we got the actual Bigfoot to make sounds for our Emergency Bigfoot noisemaker. Let’s... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Emergency Goat Button GOAT SCREAMS ARE SO WEIRD It’s a goat emergency! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time but it’s also a popular animal! We all dream of owning our own herd of bleating,... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Emergency Underpants in Tin DON'T LET SOILED UNDERPANTS RUIN YOUR DAY! Emergency Underpants are always there for you when you need them. They come in a 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin that slips easily into a purse or briefcase. Now... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Emotional Support Chicken Are you too chicken to be vulnerable? Need a friend? How about an Emotional Support Chicken? We all need someone to lean on, but when you lean on this 13" soft vinyl Rubber Chicken, it squawks its... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Finger Hands YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HANDLE THIS! These tiny hands are sure to take care of a lot of hand needs. Each soft rubber 2-3/4” hand slips on an adult finger and turns your finger into an arm... MSRP: Was: Now: C$2.99 Add to Cart
Groov'n Bigfoot Eraser IT’S BIGFOOT AND IT’S FREAKY These Bigfoot Erasers are the perfect thing to erase all the things “the man” has forced you to think. Bigfoot doesn’t want your harsh... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Handiclaus Finger Puppets Your kids will believe in Santa Claus when they see your boring hand gussied up for Christmas with Handiclaus. Arrange these finger puppets on your fingers and bam, instant Santa! Only a hand... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Happy Axolotl Glass Christmas Ornament If Santa were hip to trending animals, he’d drop those old school reindeer (yawn) and switch over to a sleigh drawn by a team of axolotls. Thus, our Axolotl Ornament. Axolotls are amphibious,... MSRP: Was: Now: C$23.99 Add to Cart
Happy Axolotl Vinyl Figure AMPHIBIOUSLY ADORABLE Anyone who knows what an axolotl is will want at least a few of these! These 3" long, soft vinyl axolotls come in four glorious color combinations. They’re even... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Instant Underpants in Tin NEED UNDERPANTS IN A HURRY? JUST ADD WATER! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily and they'll loosen up so that you can pull them... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Itty Bitty Gargoyles You need the right tool for the job, and these Itty Bitty Gargoyles are exactly what you need to repel miniature malevolence. Gargoyles are the protectors of buildings and personal space. The... MSRP: Was: Now: C$10.99 Add to Cart
Racing Cats In Boxes It’s a regular kitty-in-box convoy! Each 2.5" long, fast-moving feline is made of soft vinyl and plastic. Pull them back and watch them go! Details: You'll receive one randomly... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Squirrel in Underpants Ornament Do you look at your Christmas tree every year and think something is missing? We've solved the problem with our Squirrel in Underpants Ornament.Every tree needs a squirrel in underpants. You’d... MSRP: Was: Now: C$23.99 Add to Cart
Tardigrade Glass Christmas Ornament THAT BLOB MAKES YOUR TREE LOOK AMAZING! Of all the decorations on your tree, this one will be the blobbiest. It’s a 4-1/2" hand-blown glass ornament in the shape of a puffy, glittery... MSRP: Was: Now: C$23.99 Add to Cart
Vulture Glass Christmas Ornament The Vulture Ornament is ready to help you celebrate the holidays! This vulture’s only wish for Christmas is a festive carcass under the tree. If that can’t happen, it’s happy... MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Add to Cart
Bacon Candy Canes Bacon lovers will lick themselves silly over our bacon-flavoured candy canes! These unsuspecting 5.25-inch tall candy canes look like your regular everyday candy canes, but just one lick and BOOM... MSRP: Was: Now: C$10.99 Add to Cart
Bigfoot Action Figure They're big, they're hairy and they're notoriously elusive! This Bigfoot Action Figure is the perfect thing to hide in the bushes of your backyard. Then you and your friends can dress up in camo and... MSRP: Was: Now: C$21.99 Add to Cart
Butter Candy Canes - Set of 6 Butter Candy Canes taste like you took a stick of butter, dipped it in sugar and then licked the side of it. You can hang these from your tree or just put them in a butter dish on the table. Sure, we... MSRP: Was: Now: C$10.99 Add to Cart
Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure Do you suspect that your cat-loving loved one may be a crazy cat lady, or on the verge of crazy cat lady-dom? Give them our Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure. This moveable action figure comes with 6... MSRP: Was: Now: C$23.99 Add to Cart
Dante's Inferno Candy Canes - Set of 6 These Dante's Inferno Candy Canes are the mildly spicy product of a pretty bad version of Hades that Dante never imagined! You get six 5-1/4" tall, sweet candy canes with a hint of demonic spice... MSRP: Was: Now: C$10.99 Add to Cart
Gravy Candy Canes - Set of 6 Gravy Candy Canes are here to save Christmas the same way that actual gravy saves dry turkey. No matter how bad a holiday meal is, you can always count on gravy to cover everything up and make it... MSRP: Was: Now: C$10.99 Add to Cart
Hot Dog Candy Canes WIENER WIENER HOT DOG DINNER Hot Dog Candy Canes will remind you of school lunches and backyard BBQs. Instead of cookies this year, maybe Santa would prefer a wiener? Boiled, grilled... MSRP: Was: Now: C$10.99 Add to Cart
Ketchup Candy Canes THE BEST CANDY CANE TO EAT WITH FRENCH FRIES Everyone's favourite condiment, but for Christmas! Do you know what makes mediocre food edible? Ketchup! So, just imagine how a ketchup-flavoured candy... MSRP: Was: Now: C$10.99 Add to Cart
