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Archie McPhee

Archie McPhee

  • Emergency Monkey Button

    Emergency Monkey Button

    MORE FUN THAN A POCKETFUL OF MONKEYS Are you a chimp simp? We’ve all dreamed of having a monkey accompany us in our daily business, but we’ve watched enough nature documentaries to know that’s a...

    C$15.99
  • Emergency Underpants in Tin Emergency Underpants in Tin Display Case View

    Emergency Underpants in Tin

    DON'T LET SOILED UNDERPANTS RUIN YOUR DAY! Emergency Underpants are always there for you when you need them. They come in a 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin that slips easily into a purse or briefcase. Now...

    C$8.99
  • Finger Hands Finger Hands in Box Finger Hands on Model

    Finger Hands

    YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HANDLE THIS! These tiny hands are sure to take care of a lot of hand needs. Each soft rubber 2-3/4” hand slips on an adult finger and turns your finger into an arm. Available...

    C$3.50
  • Handerpants Handerpants

    Handerpants

    UNDERPANTS FOR YOUR HANDS Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs...

    C$19.99
  • Inflatable Turkey

    Inflatable Turkey

    This Inflatable Turkey looks so delicious you can almost smell the stuffing.  But keep the carving knives away, because this bird is strictly for show!  Our realistic turkey blowup is perfect for...

    C$18.99
  • Instant Audience Button

    Instant Audience Button

    You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. There is no justice! Well, our Instant Audience lets you carry around the crowd reactions you...

    C$15.99
  • North American House Hippo

    North American House Hippo

    Discover the charm of the elusive North American House Hippo — a tiny, whimsical creature of folklore and imagination. Perfect for collectors and dreamers alike, this detailed figurine brings a touch...

    C$6.99
  • Office Squirrel Office Squirrel

    Office Squirrel

    YOUR SQUIRREL FRIDAY   You don’t have to be nuts to work here, but it helps! The Office Squirrel is an 8-1/2" tall, stuffed latex squirrel with bendable, posable arms that would

    C$32.99
  • Pickle Candy in Tin

    Pickle Candy in Tin

    THIS CANDY IS DILL-ICIOUS If you like a pickle, you’ll love Pickle Candy! These green and white striped hard candies look like something grandma might keep in a crystal dish on the credenza. But, if...

    C$8.99
  • Sunny the Blobfish

    Sunny the Blobfish

    While it’s in the water, a blobfish looks like any other fish, but as soon as you take it out, it transforms into a cartoonishly sad human face. We sometimes sing a song about blobfish that goes...

    C$12.99
  • Air Freshener - Pickle

    Air Freshener - Pickle

    During your commute, do you feel like a pickle in a jar? This Pickle Air Freshener will add some dill to your daily drive as it dangles deliciously from your mirror. This 5-1/2” tall Pickle Air...

    C$5.99
  • Aromatic Mushroom Air Freshener Aromatic Mushroom Air Freshener

    Aromatic Mushroom Air Freshener

    FEELING DOWN? HAVE A LITTLE FUNGUS! Hopefully, your car isn’t so musty it has actual mushrooms in it. This Mushroom Air Freshener is so realistic, you’ll feel like a gnome every time you drive. This...

    C$5.99
  • Bag of Itty Bitty Rubbber Chickens

    Bag of Itty Bitty Rubbber Chickens

    YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY TEENY-WEENY CHICKENS Rubber Chickens are funny, so that means Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens are not only hilarious, but also adorable. Win win! This is a bag of twelve hard...

    C$12.99
  • Bigfoot Finger Puppet Bigfoot Finger Puppet Bigfoot Finger Puppet

    Bigfoot Finger Puppet

    A FOOT ON YOUR FINGER Our new Bigfoot Finger Puppet is proudly displaying his famous tootsies to the world. Most finger puppets don’t have feet, but we couldn’t leave them off Bigfoot! These 2.25"...

    C$3.50
  • Bigfoot Underpants Bigfoot Underpants

    Bigfoot Underpants

    FINALLY, EVIDENCE OF BIGFOOT Picture this: Dad is in the backyard mowing and finds Bigfoot Underpants in a bush! He might be credulous at first, but what proof is there that these are NOT Bigfoot’s...

    Was: C$32.99
    Now: C$19.99
  • Boy Band Cats

    Boy Band Cats

    Our 4-Pack of Boy Band Cats is a fun and quirky collection that reimagines your favourite feline friends as adorable boy band members! Each cat features unique outfits and accessories inspired by...

    C$21.99
  • Collection of Mini Garden Birds Collection of Mini Garden Birds

    Collection of Mini Garden Birds

    A FLOCK IN YOUR POCKET Spotting a beautiful bird in your backyard is like watching a fashion show. This Collection of Mini Garden Birds is a set of eight different soft vinyl birds that you can...

    C$19.99
  • Yodelling Pickle

    Electronic Yodelling Pickle

    THIS PICKLE IS THE ULTIMATE CONVERSATION PIECE... THAT ALSO YODELS! Are you sick and tired of trying to convince a jar of pickles to yodel using melodious mind bullets and sheer force of will? So...

    C$19.99
  • Enchanted Snail Air Freshener

    Enchanted Snail Air Freshener

    The Enchanted Snail Air Freshener in sandalwood scent brings a whimsical touch to your space while filling the air with a warm, soothing fragrance. Featuring an adorable snail design, this air...

    C$5.99
  • Cat Finger Puppets On Fingers View Cat Finger Puppets

    Finger Cats

    Finally, a cat that does what you want it to do!  Now you can always have a cat at the tip of your fingers! They come in four different styles (breeds) and are perfect for putting on a kitty puppet...

    C$2.99
  • Goth Cats Goth Cats Goth Cats Goth Cats Goth Cats

    Goth Cats

    GOTH CATS RULE THE NIGHT Does your kitty rule the night? Some cats are a little bit different. Their souls seem to be a constant swirl of misty darkness and they are barely able to put up with your...

    C$6.99
  •  Meditating Mushroom  Meditating Mushroom  Meditating Mushroom  Meditating Mushroom Meditating Mushroom

    Meditating Mushroom

    A MEDLEY OF MINDFUL MUSHROOMS Meditating Mushrooms are for goblincore fanatics! When you see mushrooms in the forest sitting in a ring, it might be that they’re just on a fungus-friendly meditation...

    Was: C$6.99
    Now: C$3.00
  •  Nose Finger Puppet  Nose Finger Puppet  Nose Finger Puppet

    Nose Finger Puppet

    THIS FINGER PUPPET IS NOTHING TO SNEEZE AT While some might say everyone has their own Nose Finger Puppet, we still see the need in polite society for a Nose Finger Puppet. You have so many finger...

    Was: C$2.99
    Now: C$1.50
  •  Pancake Mask Glasses Pancake Mask Glasses

    Pancake Mask Glasses

    SO REALISTIC THEY’LL POUR SYRUP ON YOU Our Pancake Mask turns you into a butter-topped stack of flapjacks! Just put a dab of maple syrup behind your ear, and no one will be able to tell the...

    C$14.99