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Archie McPhee

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  • Dashboard Jesus Unboxed View Dashboard Jesus Boxed View Dashboard Jesus

    Dashboard Jesus

    The Dashboard Jesus is ready to be your copilot as you drive through the highways and byways of life. Just don't ask this Jesus to take the wheel, he is made of plastic and his arms are not long...

    C$12.99
  • Gravy Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Gravy Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Gravy Candy Canes are here to save Christmas the same way that actual gravy saves dry turkey. No matter how bad a holiday meal is, you can always count on gravy to cover everything up and make it...

    C$10.99
  • Hot Dog Candy Canes

    Hot Dog Candy Canes

    WIENER WIENER HOT DOG DINNER   Hot Dog Candy Canes will remind you of school lunches and backyard BBQs. Instead of cookies this year, maybe Santa would prefer a wiener? Boiled, grilled...

    C$10.99
  • Ketchup Candy Canes Archie McPhee Ketchup Candy Canes

    Ketchup Candy Canes

    THE BEST CANDY CANE TO EAT WITH FRENCH FRIES Everyone's favourite condiment, but for Christmas! Do you know what makes mediocre food edible? Ketchup! So, just imagine how a ketchup-flavoured candy...

    C$10.99
  • Mac-n-Cheese Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Mac-n-Cheese Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Macaroni and Cheese Candy Canes are a particular favorite of picky eaters. These candy canes taste like your childhood favorite — mac and cheese. It’s like comfort food-flavored comfort...

    C$10.99
  • Office Possum Office Possum example

    Office Possum

    Our stuffed latex Office Possum is designed to hang on the side of your garbage can or computer monitor. Can also be used on kitchen trash cans, television sets or sneeze guards. Just bend its...

    C$29.99
  • Pickle flavoured Candy Canes

    Pickle Candy Canes

    Christmas can be a difficult time for someone who isn't that into sweets. If you're the savory sort, you might prefer the dill tang of our Pickle Candy Canes. Not only do they have an elegant green...

    C$10.99
  • Possum Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Possum Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Possum Candy Canes feature the garbage-fueled flavor of a possum! Possums are known for many of their positive qualities — garbage rummaging, crooked toothy smiles and flirty hisses. Now, with...

    C$10.99
  • Racing Roaches - Set of THREE Racing Cockroach

    Racing Cockroach

    You never know when you’ll need an infestation of Racing Roaches, so grab a few of these! Pull back on one, release it, and watch it tear off at top speed like someone just turned on a light...

    C$5.99
  • Santa Possum Glass Ornament Santa Possum

    Santa Possum Glass Ornament

    This hand-blown glass ornament is shaped like a possum laying on its back while wearing a Santa coat and hat. The legend of Santa Possum is whispered about in back alleys and junkyards around...

    C$23.99
  • Sour Cream and Onion Candy Canes

    Sour Cream and Onion Candy Canes

    Sour Cream and Onion Candy Canes celebrate that most under appreciated part of holiday celebrations, dips! Whether you’re snacking around the tree or watching a Christmas movie together,...

    C$9.99
  • Bird Toothpick Dispenser

    Bird Toothpick Dispenser

    What says love and friendship more than a bird toothpick dispenser?!  Press down on the head of this helpful little bird and he will peck a pick for you! The hollow base stores toothpicks (some...

    C$12.99
  • Dashboard Pug Buddah 12734 - Dashboard Pug Buddah

    Dashboard Pug Buddah

    The Dashboard Pug Buddha is for anyone who needs a calm friend on their commute. Pugs may not look like they know the wisdom of the ages, but they do seem to know the secret to happiness. This hard...

    C$12.99
  • Ultimate Geek Pen

    Ultimate Geek Pen

    Indulge your gadget-loving geekiness wih this high tech pen!  This high-tech gadget has enough bells and whistles to make most geeks drool. Twist the metal tip and you get a ballpoint pen...

    C$13.99
  • Unicorn Discovery Kit

    Unicorn Discovery Kit

    All the stuff you need to find a unicorn is in this box.  Ok Ok...  You don’t really find a unicorn, but a unicorn does find you!! This kit helps you discover your inner unicorn and...

    MSRP: C$19.99
    Was: C$19.99
    Now: C$10.00
  • Handi Squirrel Finger Puppets Boxed View Handi Squirrel Finger Puppets Unboxed View Handi Squirrel Finger Puppets Outside View

    Handi Squirrel Finger Puppets

    Unless you’re nuts, you’ll realize that having a squirrel on the end of your arm is way more interesting, though less practical, than your boring old hand! This set of five soft vinyl...

    C$12.99
  • Handi-Pug Handi-Pug Packaged View

    Handi-Pug Finger Puppets

    Is your hand begging for pizza?  Your mediocre old hand really isn’t that lovable, so why not turn it into an adorable, wrinkly pug? This set of five soft vinyl finger puppets, one 2" (5...

    C$12.99
  • 12897 Stress Turkey Stress Turkey 12897

    Turkey Stress Ball

    INSTEAD OF STRESS EATING, WHY NOT BE STRESS SQUEEZING? Big family meals can be stressful! Just keep this Stress Turkey in your hand and give it a squeeze every time someone tells you what you should...

    C$11.99
  • Crazy Cat Lady Glass Ornament

    Crazy Cat Lady Glass Ornament

    Crazy for cats or know someone who is? Our Crazy Cat Lady ornament makes the perfect gift! This cat lady’s lookin’ fine in her glittery bathrobe and matching slippers with a cat at her...

    C$22.99
  • Mona Lisa Air Freshener

    Mona Lisa Air Freshener

    Turn your car into a smelly museum with an aromatic masterpiece! This Mona Lisa Air Freshener has a pine scent as common as she is unique. It is 4” tall and includes a string for hanging. If Leonardo...

    C$4.99
  • Super Awesome Colouring Book Super Awesome Colouring Book Inside Pages

    Super Awesome Colouring Book

    Sometimes being an adult feels a little black and white. The weight of responsibility can make you lose sight of how amazing the world is and you need a charge of colorful SUPER AWESOME! That's where...

    C$7.99
  • Yeti Glass Christmas Ornament

    Yeti Glass Christmas Ornament

    What better way to celebrate the season than with a big, hairy creature dangling from your tree or perched atop your mantel? Our Yeti ornament is made of glass and covered in frosty shimmer over his...

    C$19.99
  • Bigfoot Scarf

    Bigfoot Scarf

    Don’t get caught out for a walk in the cold Canadian woods without our Bigfoot Scarf! This soft knit scarf features Bigfoot in a scarf of his own and some striped accents and fringe. It...

    C$29.99