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Guys aren’t always easy to buy for and we feel your pain. To take some of the hair-pulling frustration out of shopping for the men in your life, we’ve compiled an assortment of cool gifts that guys will actually love.

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  • Pencils For A Midlife Crisis In Box

    Pencils For A Midlife Crisis

    WHO SAYS EXISTENTIAL DREAD CAN'T BE FUN? Congratulations, you’ve made it to middle age! All those years of being “financially responsible” means you can finally buy a motorcycle and the bitchin’ leather jacket to match. Or maybe...

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  • Dad Jokes Pencils In Box Dad Jokes Pencils OOP

    Pencils For Dad Jokes

    SO FUNNY, I FORGOT TO LAUGH! Hey, dad! You’ve always said that money doesn’t grow on trees, but maybe dad jokes do! Details: Each box comes with 8 standard No. 2 pencils  Packaging: Full colour illustrated box  8 different...

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  • Mushroom Cable Ties Set of 2 Mushroom Cable Ties Set of 2 Mushroom Cable Ties Set of 2

    Mushroom Cable Ties Set of 2

    Moral support for tangled cables. Unravel the magic of organization with Fred’s Trip Wires — mushroom cable ties that add some woodland whimsy to your cable chaos. Each set of 2 is constructed from flexible silicone and zinc wire.

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  • Phony Bologna Sticky Notes Phony Bologna Sticky Notes Phony Bologna Sticky Notes

    Phony Bologna Sticky Notes

    A fun way to process your thoughts. Give your workspace a savory spin with Phony Bologna! This set of 155 lunch-meat inspired sticky notes will add a deli-lightful twist to your grocery lists, reminders, and doodles. Each slice measures 3.5" in diameter...

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  • Daily Marquee Desk Flipchart Daily Marquee Desk Flipchart Daily Marquee Desk Flipchart

    Daily Marquee Desk Flipchart

    A deskside attraction. This is your sign that your desk needs an upgrade. Unleash the roadside charm with Fred’s Daily Marquee. With 52 witty messages, each flip reveals a dose of roadside humor to spark laughter in your workspace.

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  • Ramen Notes In Box Ramen Notes OOP Ramen Notes In Use

    Ramen Sticky Notes

      Pick up a pack of RAMEN NOTES for instant memos every time. Each reusable zipper-lock bag contains over 150 3-1/2 x 3 inch printed sticky notes - perfect for jotting down grocery lists, quick reminders, or just drawing oodles of doodles...

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  • Scooby Doo Body Wash Set Scooby Doo Body Wash Set - OOP

    Scooby Doo Body Wash Set

    Whether you're solving mysteries or just enjoying a relaxing shower, the Scooby-Doo Body Wash Set is sure to add a touch of fun to your daily routine!    

    C$19.99
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  • Batman Bath Fizzer Batman Bath Fizzer

    Batman Bath Fizzer

    Transform your bath time into a Gotham City adventure with the Batman Bath Fizzer! This fun and fizzy bath bomb feature the iconic Batman logo and is scented to make your bath water smell amazing. Just...

    C$13.49
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  • Grow a Girlfriend Grow a Girlfriend - with Instructions

    Grow a Girlfriend

    Grow a Girlfriend: the perfect solution for a low-maintenance relationship that's literally low-maintenance. Just add water, and watch your new companion grow into a fantastic friend who never argues, always listens, and conveniently fits in your...

    C$3.79
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  • I Love to Fart Socks Colour Shot: I Love to Fart Socks Size Chart: I Love to Fart Socks

    I Love to Fart Gym Crew Socks

    There's so much to love about life, but time and time again, there's that one special thing that squeaks its way to the top of the list. FARTS! A new bright gym sock to celebrate the joys of life with you, great cushioned support for your feet so you...

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  • Peeing Boy Fountain Peeing Boy Fountain Lit Illustrated Box for Peeing Boy Fountain Box Back for Peeing Boy Fountain Rear View of Peeing Boy Fountain

    Peeing Boy Light Up Water Fountain

    Add some humour to your home with our Peeing Boy Fountain – because who needs traditional statues when you can have a cheeky stream of creativity? This little guy adds a touch of mischief to your decor, proving that sometimes, art really does...

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  • Greatest of All Time Trophy G.O.A.T. Trophy in Box

    G.O.A.T. Greatest of All Time Trophy

    Elevate yourself to Greatest of All Time status with our GOAT Trophy – a gleaming symbol of your undeniable excellence and unrivaled achievements. This trophy isn't just an accolade; it's a golden reminder that you're the G.O.A.T., and now everyone...

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  • World's Biggest Asshole Trophy World's Biggest Asshole Trophy in Box

    World's Biggest Asshole Trophy

    Behold the World's Biggest Asshole Trophy, a monument to outstanding achievements in obnoxiousness. Display it proudly, and let the world know that when it comes to being a monumental pain in the ass, you're a true champion! Dimensions: 4.8" H x 3"...

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  • The F Button Censored The Fuck Button The F*CK Button

    The F*CK Button

    This hilarious button does the cursing for you, playing one of nine memorable phrases each time you press it. Makes a perfect gift for weddings, funerals, retirement parties, anniversaries, gift baskets, delivery rooms and the mother-in-law! Measures 3...

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  • Instant Audience Button

    Instant Audience Button

    You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. There is no justice! Well, our Instant Audience lets you carry around the crowd reactions you deserve. This 3-1/2" electronic Instant Audience...

    C$14.99
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  • Blue or Gold Sticky-Man

    Sticky Man Wall Crawler

    Throw your Sticky-Man at a smooth wall and watch him climb down! The astounding, wall-crawling sticky-man is a funny retro toy with hours of fun in a small package! Details: Approx 3" tall You will receive a gold Sticky-Man OR a...

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  • Talking TP Packaging Talking Toilet Paper Roll

    Talking Toilet Paper Roll

    Talking TP, the recordable and rerecordable toilet paper spindle, has a motion sensor that is activated when you pull the toilet paper. Just press a button and record and personalize for the next person using the throne. It also has an on/off switch so...

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  • Harley-Davidson Iron Wall Art

    Harley-Davidson Tin Sign

    Need a gift for the motorcycle-lover in your life? This Harley-Davidson tin sign will look great in their garage, man cave or ... anywhere! Dimensions: 10" x 13"

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  • Size Matters Men's Crew Socks by Yo Sox

    Size Matters Men's Fishing Crew Socks by Yo Sox

    Men's Crew Sock with all over SIZE MATTERS sentiment and fish print. Compact cotton and anti-microbial. Reinforced deep pocket heel and toe. Fits Men's Shoe Size 7-12. Cotton. Reinforced Heel & Toe Antimicrobial Fits Men's Shoe Size 7-12

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  • Kiss Band Men's Underwear by Good Luck Socks Kiss Band Men's Underwear by Good Luck Socks 2

    Kiss Band Men's Boxer Briefs Underwear

    These KISS boxer briefs are so comfy, you'll want to Shout It Out Loud! Featuring breathable, moisture-wicking modal-viscose blend fabric and a comfortable fit, there's no pinching, sagging, or adjusting. Just simple underwear that will leave you...

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  • Sesame Street Men's Underwear by Good Luck Sock Sesame Street Men's Underwear by Good Luck Sock 2

    Sesame Street Men's Underwear by Good Luck Socks

    Good Luck Undies are the ultimate everyday essential. With breathable, moisture-wicking modal-viscose blend fabric and a comfortable fit, there's no pinching, sagging, or adjusting. Just simple underwear that will leave you feeling (and looking) good...

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  • Button - Emergency Chicken

    Emergency Chicken Button

    Just the other day we were thinking to ourselves, “This meeting would be going so much more smoothly if a chicken were participating.” But, of course, bringing an actual chicken is impractical because a chicken’s lack of pants clashes...

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  • Pin-Ups Playing Card Deck Pin-ups playing cards Pin-ups playing cards 2 Pin-ups playing cards 3

    Pin-Ups Playing Cards

    Classic pin-ups from the golden age - a torrid mixture of brilliant studio portraits, tacky postcards and nostalgic (and suggestive) magazine covers, featuring bombshells like Anita Eckberg, Brigitte Bardot, Rita Hayworth and justly forgotten...

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  • I'm Not Old I'm Vintage Ball Cap

    I'm Not Old I'm Vintage Ball Cap

    Make this playfully expressive black baseball cap a go-to everyday accessory when socializing at gatherings, tending to garden spaces or casually lounging about the yard. Shield eyes and face from excessive UV exposure. Featured with a curved brim and...

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  • Master Baiter Men's Fishing Boxer Shorts Master Baiter Men's Fishing Boxer Shorts

    Master Baiter Men's Fishing Boxer Shorts

    These fun, comfortable boxer briefs have an all-over fishing design and "Master Baiter" sentiment. The elastic band on this men's boxer briefs conforms to the human body design, makes this men's underwear comfortable to wear all day long without...

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  • Contains Nuts Men's Squirrel Boxer Shorts Contains Nuts Men's Squirrel Boxer Shorts

    Contains Nuts Men's Squirrel Boxer Shorts

    These fun, comfortable boxer briefs with an all-over squirrel and acorn design and "Warning Contains Nuts" sentiment. The elastic band on this men's boxer briefs conforms to the human body design, makes this men's underwear comfortable to wear all day...

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  • I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt I'll Feed All You F*ckers BBQ Mitt

    I'll Feed All You F*ckers BBQ Mitt

    It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?!  Details: Materials: 100% cotton Packaging: Hang tag  Single mitt 

    C$21.99
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  • Ice Cold Bear Men's Beer Can Socks by Hatley

    Ice Cold Bear Men's Beer Can Socks by Hatley

    Sit back, relax, and crack open a refreshing can of crew socks! Crafted from a cozy cotton blend and feauturing a bear on plaid print, these socks have comfort (and style) that can't be beat. Ice Cold Bear socks come in a tin container that looks like a...

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