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  • Make your own music box Kikkerland DIY Music Box Refill Paper for Make Your Own Music Box How to make your own music box

    Create Your Own DIY Music Box

    Bring back the nostalgia of old-timey music boxes, but this time, you're the music master! This Music Box Kit will have the musician in your life giddy with childhood excitement! The easy to use Music Box hole puncher allows you to create your own...

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  • Wilderness First Aid Kit Wilderness First Aid Kit Contents

    Wilderness First Aid Kit

    First-time explorers and veteran outdoorsmen alike will appreciate the Wilderness First Aid Kit. Conveniently sized for all kinds of travels, this kit contains simple first aid for small cuts and scratches as well as sunscreen, safety pins, and a pocket...

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  • Original Gay Bar of Soap

    The Original Gay Bar of Soap

    Show your pride with The Original Gay Bar . . . of soap! The Original Gay Bar of Soap is an all natural, hand made soap with a fruity scent and a rainbow of colours!  Details: Glycerin soap with all natural ingredients Approximately 3.75 x 3 x...

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  • Sloth Huggable Heating Pad & Pillow Packaging

    Huggable Furry Sloth Heating Pad Pillow

    Fall in love with the huggable, microwaveable Sloth heat pack! Cuddle up to relieve cramps and aches, while enjoying its soothing lavender scent. This sloth heating pad and pillow can be mircowaved, or put in the freezer for whatever ails...

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  • Birthday Countdown Candle Classic Countdown Birthday Candle (1 - 21 Years) Classic Countdown Birthday Candle

    Classic Countdown Birthday Candle (1 - 21 Years)

    Start a birthday tradition or continue the one you had as a child! Our countdown birthday candle is burned a year at a time to mark the passage of a child's years, from 1 to 21! This countdown birthday candle has been in production for over 30 years and...

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  • Bob Saget Candle

    Bob Saget Danny Tanner Candle

    The patron saint of family comedy himself: none other than Bob Saget! (Also the patron saint of raunchy stand-up comedy; it's complicated!) We were sad to lose Bob suddenly on January 9th, 2022. May his memory live on. Tall white candle, hand poured in...

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  • Be a Nice Human Socks with Sparkle Thread Be a Nice Human Socks Be a Nice Human Shimmer Socks by Sock It to Me

    Be a Nice Human Shimmer Socks by Sock It to Me

    Be a nice human. That’s simple advice and it’s easy enough to follow, but the amazing part is the effect that it has. Made with metallic threads that sparkle! Details: Fits women's shoe size 5-10, men's shoe size 3.5-8.5 48% cotton, 39%...

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  • Dark Like My Heart Bath Bombs Packaged View Dark Like My Heart Bath Bombs Dark Like My Heart Bath Bombs In Use

    Dark Like My Heart Bath Bombs

    Had a bad day? Want to wallow in it? Bathe in waters as dark as your mood with our charcoal bath bombs. Details: Comes with 10 bath bombs at 15g each Packaging: Re-sealable plastic bag

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  • Poop Emoji Christmas Ornament Poopy Christmas Ornament Poopy Christmas Ornament Emoji Poop Christmas Ornament TB-3907 Poop Christmas Ornament

    Santa Poop Emoji Ornament

    Have you had a crappy year? This festive piece of poop is ready for some laughs this holiday season! Hand-painted quality resin Each ornament is hand painted. Size:  2.5" x 2" inches 

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  • Toilet Mug Toilet Mug Toilet Mug

    Toilet Mug

    Enjoy the office coffee the way it's designed to be, in this oversized Toilet Mug! Whether as a perfect gift for work colleagues, or a convenient way to do what your mother always told you not to do, this fun novelty mug is a tongue-in-cheek gift that...

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  • Rosie the Riveter's Hard-Working Lip Balm

    Rosie the Riveter's Hard-Working Lip Balm

    Do your sore and parched lips look like you've been working hard since 1942? Wet your whistle while you work with Rosie the Riveter's Hard-Working Lip Balm and watch as your lips stay lovelier from day shift to swing shift! Details:  Dimensions:...

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  • Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm Packaged Front View Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm Packaged Back View Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm Unpackaged Back View Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm Unpackaged Front View

    Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm

    Freud's Oral Fixation is the lip balm that you desire! Better than all mother brands, it will leave with soft, kissable lips that are good for your ego. Details:  Dimensions: Net weight of .15 oz. Ingredients: Beeswax, coconut oil, sunflower...

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  • Lady Macbeth's Guest Hand Soap

    Lady Macbeth's Guest Hand Soap (2 oz)

    The perfect soap when you're still half asleep and want to get the damned spot out! Not tested on animals.   Details: Dimensions: 2.5" x 1" x 1.75" Materials: Vegetable soap containing shea butter, cocoa butter, buttermilk, olive oil,...

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  • Uranus Bar of Hand Soap

    Uranus Hand Soap (2 oz)

    Doesn't Uranus belong in the bathroom? Place these little Uranus Soaps around your tub or sink and make your bathroom a little more interesting. Fragrance free and not tested on animals.  Details: Dimensions: 2.5" x 1" x 1.75" Materials:...

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  • Bob Ross "Joy of Bathing" Hand Soap

    Bob Ross "Joy of Bathing" Hand Soap (2 oz)

    Even Bob Ross gets his hands dirty. Do you? Get them clean again with the soap that washes away everything! Make your sink or tub interesting with these crazy little soaps! Not tested on animals.  Details:  Dimensions: 2.5" x 1" x 1...

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  • Mister Rogers Hand Soap

    Mister Rogers Hand Soap (2 oz)

    Even Mister Rogers gets his hands dirty. Do you? Get them clean again with the soap that washes away everything! Make your sink or tub interesting with these smart little "good feeling" soaps! Not tested on animals...

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  • Crappy Holidays Sweater on Him Crappy Holidays Sweater on Her Crappy Holidays Sweater Rear

    Crappy Holidays Funny Poop Christmas Sweater by Funqi

    "Frosty the Snow-Poop was as crappy as can be, with a head full of poop and the smell of pee-ewww, you'll be sure to smell him near." That's right friends, not all things this winter will melt, some will smell. Get a load of this Crappy Holidays...

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  • Switchblade Comb Front View Switchblade Comb Back View

    Deliquents with Combs - Folding Pocket Comb

    You've heard the stories: gangs of well-coiffed hoodlums terrorizing the streets with jars of pomade and pocket combs. It's about time you invested in some protection for your 'do! Each of these metal and plastic switchblade combs snap open with the...

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  • Dr Pepper Lip Balm

    Dr Pepper Lip Balm

    It's the Dr Pepper taste you love, now in a handy Flavoured Lip Balm. Details: Dimensions: Net weight of .12 oz. Packaging: Plastic tube

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  • The Beatles Yellow Submarine Throw Blanket The Beatles Yellow Submarine Throw Blanket Rolled View

    The Beatles Yellow Submarine Throw Blanket

    Curl up with this comfy The Beatles Yellow Submarine Throw Blanket, while you enjoy the classic album! Details: Dimensions: 45" x 60" (114.3cm x 152.4cm) Materials: 100% polyester  Licensed by: Apple Corps Ltd.  Machine wash...

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  • Glass Jar Season of Giving Front View Glass Jar Season of Giving Model View Glass Jar Season of Giving Back View #1 Glass Jar Season of Giving Back View #2

    The Giving Jar - Good Deed Jar with Poem

    The sentiment on this jar says it all!  "This special jar reminds us Tis better to give than receive  Save spare change all year long   And then on Christmas Eve Gift the contents of the jar  To someone who is in...

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  • Miss Snow Cones Naughty Ornament Naughty Miss Snow Cones Ornament

    Miss Snow Cones Naughty Ornament

    Miss Snow Cones sure has a nice set of cones! This "naughty" ornament make the perfect gag, bachelorette or white elephant gift! Details: Dimensions: Approximately 4" tall  Materials: Unglazed ceramic  Gold string to hang from the...

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  • Pink Wake n Bake Mug Wake n Bake Mug Box

    Wake & Bake Coffee Company Mug (Pink)

    What a way to wake up! Our Wake n' Bake mugs combine two simple pleasures of the morning - a coffee and a toke! The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top. A great novelty gift for adults to make the morning routine more...

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  • Godzilla Blanket

    Godzilla Fleece Throw Blanket

    This plush and soft Godzilla throw blanket features the movie poster in bold colour.  Details: Dimensions: 45" x 60" (114.3cm x 152.4cm) Materials: 100% polyester  Machine wash cold; tumble dry low on gentle; do not bleach or...

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  • Toilet Hockey Box Toilet Hockey Toilet Hockey Set

    Toilet Hockey Game

    He shoots he scores! This Toilet Hockey game is the perfect way to bring the game with you anywhere, and we mean anywhere. Toilet Hockey comes with a rink mat, a hockey stick, two pucks and one net. Details: Ages 4+ Rink Mat is 72cm long Pucks are...

    C$21.99
  • Nana's Boobies Can Cooler Holding Nana's Boobies Can Koozie Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder

    Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder

    Cold beer? Check. Dry hands? Check. Boobs? Double check. What more could a man want? Our best-selling beer holder looks like Nana knitted it herself—just for you. It’s a great gift for the man’s man.Details: Fits a standard...

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  • Red Tree Candles - Box of 20 Red Tree Candle Lit View Red Tree Candle Unlit View White Tree Candles - Box of 20 White Tree Candle Lit View

    Tree Candles - Box of 20

    Details: Dimensions: Each candle measures 105 mm tall and 12mm wide Materials: Wax and string wick  Packaging: Full colour illustrated box Comes in a box of 20  Choose between red candles or white candles 

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  • Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas Pillow Merry Little Christmas Applique Pillow

    Merry Little Christmas Applique Pillow

    Let everyone know that you want them to have themselves a merry little Christmas with this buffalo plaid print decorative pillow that is trimmed with white. It is sure to make them feel merry and bright inside!  Details: Dimensions:...

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  • I Love Lucy Vitameatavegamin Throw Blanket

    I Love Lucy Vitameatavegamin Throw Blanket

    This soft, plush I Love Lucy Vitameatavegamin Throw Blanket features a colourful image of Lucy Ricardo from the 1952 episode 'Lucy Does a TV Commercial". The I Love Lucy blanket features the unforgettable and hilarious Vitameatavegamin quote with a...

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  • Betty Boop "Attitude Is Everything" Throw Blanket Betty Boop "Attitude Is Everything" Throw Blanket

    Betty Boop "Attitude Is Everything" Throw Blanket

    Fans of the iconic character know that a spunky attitude is classic Betty Boop. This super soft, pretty pink, plush throw features Betty Boop inside a white heart giving a sassy wink and saying, "Attitude is Everything". Her faithful pup, Pudgy, sits...

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  • Flickering LED Festive Lantern Set Set of 2 Christmas Lanterns Set of 2 Christmas Lanterns

    Festive Metal Flicker Flame Lantern Set of 2

    This handsome set of two festive metal lanterns features a realistic LED flicker candle inside each lantern. The lanterns are embellished with a decorative faux floral accent of pine cones, greenery, red berries, buffalo plaid ribbon and a burlap tie...

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  • Marilyn Monroe Throw Blanket Unfolded View Marilyn Monroe Throw Blanket On Couch View

    Marilyn Monroe Throw Blanket

    Wrap yourself in Marilyn Monroe memories with this soft blanket. Our Marilyn Monroe Throw Blanket features her iconic ballerina dress photo in a soft microfleece. Details: Dimensions: Measures approximately 50" x 60" when...

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