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  • Cat Butt Socks for Women by Socksmith

    Cat Butt Socks for Women by Socksmith

    The Cat Butt Socks for Women by Socksmith feature a humorous design showcasing cat rear ends, perfect for cat lovers.  Details: Women’s sizes 9 - 11 61% Cotton, 37% Nylon, 2% Spandex

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  • 11" Vintage Santa Wreath 11-Inch Vintage Santa Wreath 11" Vintage Santa Wreath

    11-Inch Vintage Santa Wreath

    This Vintage Santa Wreath makes a delightfully retro addition to any home's holiday decor. Crafted out of wood, this double-sided decorative wreath features wonderful vintage-style illustrations of Santa, sweet snowmen and other festive touches that are...

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  • 9" Christmas Hippopotamus Plush A Hippopotamus for Christmas 9-Inch Plush 9" Christmas Hippopotamus Plush

    A Hippopotamus for Christmas 9-Inch Plush

    If you've ever wanted a hippopotamus for Christmas, here's your chance! Meet our adorable 9-Inch Christmas Hippo Plush, the perfect blend of holiday cheer and cuddly comfort. This festive, soft-to-touch hippo, complete with a jolly Santa hat, is sure...

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  • The Gang Maple Hot Chocolate

    The Raccoon's Hot Chocolate - Maple

    Gourmet Village has teamed up with the creators of the iconic Canadian TV series from the 80s & 90s The Raccoons to bring you delicious hot chocolate featuring the lovable characters from the Evergreen Forest. Enjoy a pouch of maple hot chocolate...

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  • Christmas Dad Jokes Christmas Dad Jokes

    Christmas Dad Jokes

    Make this holiday season extra special with our hilarious collection of Christmas Dad Jokes! Perfect for family gatherings, holiday parties, or as a stocking stuffer, this book is packed with groan-worthy puns and clever quips that celebrate the festive...

    C$9.99
  • Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Deck the halls with a jar of briny delight! This glass Christmas ornament showcases a miniature jar of pickles, complete with its crisp green hue and a twist of festive flair, promising a tangy addition to your holiday decor that's sure to tickle your...

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  • Disappointed Sigh Button

    Disappointed Sigh Button

    AUTOMATED DISMAY Did you ever get so tired of sighing at things that you wanted to sigh, but then realized that would only make things worse? These days, so many things are disappointing that it’s too much of an effort to do all the sighing...

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  • Emergency Monkey Button

    Emergency Monkey Button

    MORE FUN THAN A POCKETFUL OF MONKEYS Are you a chimp simp? We’ve all dreamed of having a monkey accompany us in our daily business, but we’ve watched enough nature documentaries to know that’s a terrible idea. Our plastic electronic...

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  • Handerpants Handerpants

    Handerpants

    UNDERPANTS FOR YOUR HANDS Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs. Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and...

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  • Bag of Itty Bitty City Creatures

    Bag of Itty Bitty City Creatures

    YOU CALL THEM RODENTS, I CALL THEM FRIEND There is wee wildlife in the big city! Itty Bitty City Critters! Sure, they cause messes and damage your property, but the animals that live in urban areas are also adorable. These soft vinyl Itty Bitty City...

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  • Office Squirrel Office Squirrel

    Office Squirrel

    YOUR SQUIRREL FRIDAY   You don’t have to be nuts to work here, but it helps! The Office Squirrel is an 8-1/2" tall, stuffed latex squirrel with bendable, posable arms that would be really happy to hang on your monitor and complain...

    C$32.99
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  • Squirrel! Department 56 Christmas Vacation Clark Griswold and Squirrel Accessory Christmas Vacation Snow Village - Squirrel!!

    Squirrel!! Department 56 Christmas Vacation

    SQUIRREL!! Chaos and laughter ensue when the squirrel hiding in the Griswold's Christmas tree tries to make a run for it! Specifications: Measurements: 4in H x 1.97in W x 2.36in L Wt. 0.13 lbs Material: Plastic, Polyresin,...

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  • The Raccoons Campfire S'mores Skillet Kit The Raccoons Campfire S'mores Skillet Kit

    The Raccoons Campfire S'mores Skillet Kit

    This S’mores Dip kit in our Cast Iron Skillet is so much fun to make and share. Just layer the chocolate morsels (included), add a little cream, and top with a layer of mini marshmallows (also included). Bake in the oven following the simple recipe...

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  • Looney Tunes Hair Scrunchies 3-Pack Looney Tunes Hair Scrunchies 3-Pack - OOP

    Looney Tunes Hair Scrunchies 3-Pack

    Add a touch of nostalgia to your hair accessories with the Looney Tunes Hair Scrunchie 3-Pack! This pack includes three scrunchies featuring fun and colorful designs inspired by the classic Looney Tunes characters. Whether you're...

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  • Lions King 3-Pack Scrunchie Set Lions King 3-Pack Scrunchie Set - OOP

    Lion King 3-Pack Scrunchie Set

    Add a touch of Hakuna Matata to your hair with the Lion King Hair Scrunchie 3-Pack! This set features three scrunchies inspired by the iconic Disney movie. With designs featuring Simba, Timon, and Pumbaa, these scrunchies are...

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  • Magic 8 Squeeze Ball

    Magic 8 Squeeze Ball Stress Toy

    The Magic 8 Squeeze Ball is your pocket-sized oracle for stress relief, providing answers to life's dilemmas with a playful squeeze and a side of squishy satisfaction. Embrace the magic of stress-busting as you knead away worries and let the whimsical...

    C$6.99
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  • Hot Mom Socks Colour Shot: Hot Mom Socks Size Chart: Hot Mom Socks

    Hot Mom Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

    These socks are the ultimate accessory for moms who rock both playdates and runway walks – keeping your feet fabulous with every sassy step. Get the best of both worlds when mama steps out in these vibrant babies. Details: Unisex styling -...

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  • Going to Get Shit Done Socks

    Going to Get Shit Done Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    I am Going to Get Shit Done ... Tomorrow! It feels good to just say it out loud, doesn't it? Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 56% combed cotton, 41% nylon, 3% spandex

    C$21.99
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  • Actual Super Hero Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Actual Super Hero Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    It's a bird! it's a plane! It's a regular person doing pretty amazing things on a daily basis!  Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 50% combed cotton, 47% nylon, 3% spandex

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  • Retired as Fuck Crew Socks

    Retired as Fuck Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Retirement is a state of mind, my friends. Jump on in, the water's fine. Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 50% combed cotton, 47% nylon, 3% spandex

    C$21.99
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  • Love Me a Good Pop Socks

    Love Me a Good Poop Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    I know you already knew that about me, but I felt like since I say it so much, it would be more efficient for me to just knit it onto a sock. Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not...

    C$21.99
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  • The Rad Dad

    The Rad Dad Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    You're the raddest dad in town. The gnarliest, the coolest, the most tubular. You know, all that stuff the kids say these days. Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 50% combed...

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  • The Handyman Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    The Handyman Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    If you gotta get up to code, you know who to call. Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 50% combed cotton, 47% nylon, 3% spandex

    C$21.99
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  • Fuck Work - Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Fuck Work Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Fuck work! Monday might be a different story I guess but, you know, for today? Fuck it, man! Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 50% combed cotton, 47% nylon, 3% spandex

    C$21.99
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