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  • RetireMints RetireMints

    RetireMints

    Details:  Dimensions: Net weight of 4 oz.  Ingredients: Sorbitol, natural peppermint oil, other natural and artificial flavours, magnesium stearate and acesulfame potassium  Packaging: Metal tin

    C$5.99
  • Gilmore Girls Stars Hollow Light Up Sign Gilmore Girls Mini Book - Introduction Gilmore Girls Mini Book - Lorelai Gilmore I need my mommy! Gilmore Girls Mini Book - Luke Danes

    Gilmore Girls: Stars Hollow Light-Up Sign Mini Kit

    Transport yourself to the lovable northeastern town of Stars Hollow with this special kit that celebrates Gilmore Girls. Specifications: 3-1/2 x 3-inch light-up Stars Hollow sign with display stand Book included: 48-page book filled with essential...

    C$16.50
  • Vampire Snot container Display case

    Vampire Snot

    AH-AH-AHCHOO! Tis the spooky season for some freshly sneezed vampire snot to keep your child giggling and entertained for hours on end as they smash, squeeze, pinch and twist this incredibly ooey, gooey, slippy, drippy, nontoxic bloody red...

    C$9.99
  • Made In The '90s Mug Front View Made In The '90s Mug Back View Made In The '90s Mug Side View

    Made In The '90s Mug

    Some things never go out of style, they just get better with age. Celebrate the classic born in the 90s with this fly mug by Our Name is Mud. With a rocking red interior and cheetah print, it's perfect for the one who's all that and a bag of chips...

    C$19.99
  • Party to the Max Greeting Card

    Party to the Max Greeting Card

    Say it, don't spray it! Revisit the glorious 1980s when you give our Party to the Max greeting card. Looks like it came right from an episode of Saved by the Bell.  Interior: Blank Individually wrapped with a plastic sleeve and a matching...

    C$6.99
  •  I Love My Asshole Kids Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q Front - Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    I Love My Asshole Kids Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Show off your parental pride with our 'I Love My Asshole Kids' socks – a cheeky testament to the timeless tension between love and exasperation. Slip into these cozy foot warmers as a playful reminder that even on the most trying days, your love...

    C$19.99
  • Betty Boop Kiss The Cook Apron Betty Boop Kiss The Cook Apron

    Betty Boop Kiss The Cook Apron

    Our Betty Boop kitchen apron features the 1930s icon with a lipstick kiss pattern with the phrase "Kiss the Cook". The apron also includes a colourful image of Betty Boop in a red dress and matching polka dot apron and chef's hat...

    C$18.99
  • Monty Python Mug in Gift Box Monty Python Mug in Gift Box

    Monty Python Mug in Gift Box

    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Unless you’re holding the original Monty Python mug by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild. This orange mug features quotes and images from the iconic Monty Python series and films including...

    C$21.99
  • Diving Sub Tub Toy Diving Sub Tub Toy

    Diving Sub Tub Toy

    This Diving Sub Tub Toy is powered by baking powder! This retro submarine toy will surface and dive in the water over and over to keep bath time fun.  Details: Materials: Plastic Packaging: Illustrated bubble card with retro design No...

    C$8.99
  • Canadian Maple Leaf Applique Bunting Flag Canadian Maple Leaf Applique Bunting Flag Canadian Maple Leaf Applique Bunting Flag Canadian Maple Leaf Applique Bunting Flag Canadian Maple Leaf Applique Bunting Flag

    Canadian Maple Leaf Applique Bunting Flag

    Celebrate Canada Day, Flag Day or every day with this patriotic nylon fabric bunting. Single-sided design with detailed applique stitching. Great to festoon your fence,porch, deck or mantel. Well made, with a unique design, this accent is perfect to add...

    C$29.99
  • Record Your Own Sound Button Blank Button ready for customizing! Record anything you want and listen over and over again Make one for your Teacher! Make one for the Prom!

    Record Your Own Message Button

    NOTE: The RetroFestive Team LOVES this product! We've recorded our kids over the years to create cherished keepsakes. Now you can record your very own sound button. Use it as a gag, or create an auditory time capsule. Perfect for creating cherished...

    C$18.99
  • UG-5420 Jean-Luc Picard's Make It Soap

    Jean-Luc Picard's Make it Soap (2 oz)

    Boldly Go… (then hit the showers when you get back) with Jean-Luc Picard’s MAKE IT SOAP. Earl Grey, bergamot fragrance Details: Materials: shea butter, cocoa butter, olive oil, grapeseed oil,  Packaging:  Full colour...

    C$5.99
  • World's Smallest Slinky Dog Package - World’s Smallest Slinky Dog In Hand - World’s Smallest Slinky Dog World’s Smallest Slinky Dog

    World's Smallest Slinky Dog

    Golly bob howdy! Will you ever love this World's Smallest Slinky Dog. The World’s Smallest Slinky Dog wags his tail, wiggles his body, flaps his ears around and stretches like an accordion. This timeless pull toy is a tail wagging...

    C$12.99
  • 12911 Emergency Goat Button

    Emergency Goat Button

    GOAT SCREAMS ARE SO WEIRD It’s a goat emergency! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time but it’s also a popular animal! We all dream of owning our own herd of bleating, horned kids, but that’s not always feasible. This...

    C$14.99
  • Star Trek Dilithium Crystal Mints

    Star Trek Dilithium Crystal Mints

    Whether you're meeting Mudd's Women or transporting the Federation ambassador to Eminiar VII, these genuine pink peppermint Dilithium Crystals keep your breath fusion-fresh!  Details:  Dimensions: Net weight of 4 oz.  Ingredients:...

    C$5.99
  • Lady Macbeth's Guest Hand Soap

    Lady Macbeth's Guest Hand Soap (2 oz)

    The perfect soap when you're still half asleep and want to get the damned spot out! Not tested on animals.   Details: Dimensions: 2.5" x 1" x 1.75" Materials: Vegetable soap containing shea butter, cocoa butter, buttermilk, olive oil,...

    C$5.99
  • Instant Audience Button

    Instant Audience Button

    You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. There is no justice! Well, our Instant Audience lets you carry around the crowd reactions you deserve. This 3-1/2" electronic Instant Audience...

    C$14.99
  • Bendable Gumby and Pokey Figures Packaged View Bendable Gumby and Pokey Figures Unpackaged View

    Gumby and Pokey 6-Inch Bendable Figures

    Catch up with your old pals, Gumby and Pokey. These two retro bendable figures will give you total nostalgia vibes! Fans of nostalgic toys will love having their very own fun and flexible Gumby and Pokey bendable figures. The little green clay humanoid...

    C$24.99
  • Inflatable Turkey

    Inflatable Turkey

    This Inflatable Turkey looks so delicious you can almost smell the stuffing.  But keep the carving knives away, because this bird is strictly for show!  Our realistic turkey blowup is perfect for staging your Thanksgiving table while the real...

    C$17.99
  • Leg Lamps Light Strand Canada String of Leg Lamp Lights Leg Lamp String of Lights Individual

    Leg Lamp String of Lights

    A Christmas Story Leg Lamp String of Lights contains 10 adorable miniature Leg Lamps on an 8-foot strand. Each 4 inch leg lamp lights up. Double-ended plugs allow stringing up to 3 light sets together. For indoor or covered outdoor area use.  

    C$39.99
  • X-Rated Valentine's Candy Hearts X-Rated Valentine's Hearts Front Back box

    X-Rated Conversation Hearts - Valentine's Candy

    The classic valentine's candy has been reimagined by very dirty minds! Gift your lover these classic candies with an x-rated twist. Each piece of heart-shaped candy in various colours are printed with sexy adult messages such as Sex God, Nice Tits, Blow...

    C$7.99
  • Risqué Valentine's Conversation Hearts Candies Box front and back

    Risqué Valentine's Conversation Candy Hearts

    The classic Valentine's candy is reimagined by dirty minds! Gift your lover these classic candies with a risqué twist. Each piece of heart-shaped candy in various colours are printed with messages such as Cute Butt, Kiss Me, Eat Me, and more. They...

    C$7.99
  • Charms Fluffy Stuff Spider Web Cotton Candy

    Charms Fluffy Stuff Spider Web Cotton Candy

    It’s a ghoulishly sweet treat. Charms Fluffy Stuff Spider Web Cotton Candy has the stickiness of spider web and is perfect as a Halloween treat. And this bag of cotton candy confection will surprise and delight everyone you share it with. Or maybe...

    MSRP: C$3.99
    Was: C$3.99
    Now: C$2.00
  • Gummy Googly Eyes

    Gummy Googly Eyes

    Get ready to delight and spook with Gummy Googly Eyes—fruity little eyeball gummies that seem to stare right back at you. Packaged in a quirky display, they’re the perfect fun candy for snacking, decorating treats, or candy bowl theatrics...

    MSRP: C$9.99
    Was: C$9.99
    Now: C$3.99
  • Frankford Body Parts Gummy Candy 50 Count

    Frankford Body Parts Gummy Candy 50 Count

    Sink your teeth into spooky season with this 50-piece bag of Frankford Gummy Body Parts—a gruesome assortment of fruity, chewy treats shaped like eyeballs, fingers, ears, feet, and brains. Each piece is individually wrapped, making them perfect for...

    MSRP: C$17.99
    Was: C$17.99
    Now: C$8.99
  • Moms Are The Shit Fruit Gum

    Moms Are The Shit Fruit Gum

    ​The Moms Are The Shit Fruit Gum by Blue Q is a cheeky and delightful way to celebrate the amazing moms in your life. Details: Fruit flavour Each individual box contains 8 pieces

    C$2.99
  • Peanuts Happy Halloween Garden Stepping Stone

    Peanuts Happy Halloween Garden Stepping Stone

    Our popular stepping stones can be used outdoors in the garden, but they have also been designed with hardware to hang indoors on any wall. Made of resin and hand painted, each stepping stone is made for indoor and outdoor use. Dimensions:  9...

    C$27.99