Creme Savers Hard Candy Roll - Orange & Creme

The 1990s called and they want their candy back! Indulge your senses with this blast from the past ... an irresistible taste of fresh oranges swirled in rich cream that is uniquely Creme Savers...

Creme Savers Hard Candy Roll - Strawberries & Creme

The 1990s called and they want their candy back! Indulge your senses with this blast from the past ... an irresistible taste of fresh strawberries swirled in rich cream that is uniquely Creme Savers...

Chia Pet: Michael Myers

They say you can’t control evil, but now you can grow evil with the Michael Myers Chia Pet! The si

Birthday Pussy Cat Greeting Card

This funny, double entendre greeting card features an illustration of an adorable white cat with the phrase "Sending you some birthday pussy". Details: Blank interior Individually wrapped with a...

Just Fishin' Men's Tackle Socks by Socksmith

Details: Men’s sizes 10 - 13 70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Spandex

Significant Otter Women's Crew Socks by Socksmith Canada - White

Otters are some of the most adorable animals on planet earth, so these socks featuring “Significant Otters” are a cuteness overload!  Details: Women’s sizes 9 - 11

Garfield Halloween 1000 Piece Puzzle by Aquarius

Enjoy piecing together this colorful 1000 piece puzzle featuring Halloween Garfield and Opie!  Details: Dimensions: When completed puzzle measures 20" x 28" Packaging: Full colour illustrated...

F Off, I'm Gaming Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 71% combed cotton, 27% nylon, 2% spandex

Here Comes Cool Dad Crew Socks by Blue Q

Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 71% combed cotton, 27% nylon, 2% spandex

Cool-Ass Grandpa Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 71% combed cotton, 27% nylon, 2% spandex

RetireMints

Details:  Dimensions: Net weight of 4 oz.  Ingredients: Sorbitol, natural peppermint oil, other natural and artificial flavours, magnesium stearate and acesulfame potassium  Packaging: Metal...

Gilmore Girls: Stars Hollow Light-Up Sign Mini Kit

Transport yourself to the lovable northeastern town of Stars Hollow with this special kit that celebrates Gilmore Girls. Specifications: 3-1/2 x 3-inch light-up Stars Hollow sign with display...

This Grandma Has Seen Some Shit Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

Step into the shoes, well, socks, of a seasoned storyteller with our 'This Grandma has Seen Some Shit' socks – the perfect blend of wit and wisdom for the grandmas who have lived through it all...

Vampire Snot

AH-AH-AHCHOO! Tis the spooky season for some freshly sneezed vampire snot to keep your child giggling and entertained for hours on end as they smash, squeeze, pinch and twist this incredibly ooey,...

Made In The '90s Mug

Some things never go out of style, they just get better with age. Celebrate the classic born in the 90s with this fly mug by Our Name is Mud. With a rocking red interior and cheetah print, it's...

Party to the Max Greeting Card

Say it, don't spray it! Revisit the glorious 1980s when you give our Party to the Max greeting card. Looks like it came right from an episode of Saved by the Bell.  Interior: Blank Individually...

Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

These comfortable socks feature an illustrated dad in a lazy chair with the words "Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke".Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry...

I Love My Asshole Kids Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

Show off your parental pride with our 'I Love My Asshole Kids' socks – a cheeky testament to the timeless tension between love and exasperation. Slip into these cozy foot warmers as a playful...

Bird Is The Word Women's Crew Socks by Socksmith Canada

Bird is definitely the word with these socks. Wear these when you want to feel fly! Featuring cardinals, blue jays, and...two other pretty birds. We never said we were bird experts...

Betty Boop Kiss The Cook Apron

Our Betty Boop kitchen apron features the 1930s icon with a lipstick kiss pattern with the phrase "Kiss the Cook". The apron also includes a colourful image of Betty Boop in a red dress and matching...

Amazing Flicker LED Jack O'Lantern Pumpkin

Check the Videos Tab to see a video of this item in action! Details: Dimensions: 10.25" H Requires 3AA batteries (not included) 4-hour timer  Suitable for both indoor and outdoor 

Monty Python Mug in Gift Box

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Unless you’re holding the original Monty Python mug by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild. This orange mug features quotes and images from the iconic Monty...

Diving Sub Tub Toy

This Diving Sub Tub Toy is powered by baking powder! This retro submarine toy will surface and dive in the water over and over to keep bath time fun.  Details: Materials: Plastic Packaging:...

Disneyland Haunted Mansion Department 56 Disney Village

Dearly depart into a foreboding estate from Department 56! Inspired by the "Haunted Mansion" at Disneyland, this detailed jack-o-lantern festooned Victorian mansion hides some spooky adventures for...

Record Your Own Message Button

NOTE: The RetroFestive Team LOVES this product! We've recorded our kids over the years to create cherished keepsakes. Now you can record your very own sound button. Use it as a gag, or create an...

Jean-Luc Picard's Make it Soap (2 oz)

Boldly Go… (then hit the showers when you get back) with Jean-Luc Picard’s MAKE IT SOAP. Earl Grey, bergamot fragrance Details: Materials: shea butter, cocoa butter, olive oil, grapeseed...

World's Smallest Slinky Dog

Emergency Goat Button

GOAT SCREAMS ARE SO WEIRD It’s a goat emergency! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time but it’s also a popular animal! We all dream of owning our own herd of bleating, horned kids,...

Star Trek Dilithium Crystal Mints

Whether you're meeting Mudd's Women or transporting the Federation ambassador to Eminiar VII, these genuine pink peppermint Dilithium Crystals keep your breath...

Lady Macbeth's Guest Hand Soap (2 oz)

The perfect soap when you're still half asleep and want to get the damned spot out! Not tested on animals.   Details: Dimensions: 2.5" x 1" x 1.75" Materials: Vegetable soap containing...

Instant Audience Button

You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. There is no justice! Well, our Instant Audience lets you carry around the crowd reactions you...

Corgi Butt Women's Crew Socks by Socksmith Canada

There’s nothing BUTT corgis on these socks!  Details: Women’s sizes 9 - 11 63% Cotton, 34% Nylon, 3% Spandex

Gumby and Pokey 6-Inch Bendable Figures

Catch up with your old pals, Gumby and Pokey. These two retro bendable figures will give you total nostalgia vibes! Fans of nostalgic toys will love having their very own fun and flexible Gumby and...

Risqué Valentine's Conversation Candy Hearts

The classic Valentine's candy is reimagined by dirty minds! Gift your lover these classic candies with a risqué twist. Each piece of heart-shaped candy in various colours are printed with messages...

Chucky Deck the Halls T-Shirt

This black Child's Play t-shirt feature Chucky and his Santa hat and chainsaw absolutely soaked in blood, with a snowflake and spatter pattern with the phrase "It's Time to Deck the Halls!"...

Halloween Slashing Through the Snow T-Shirt

This Halloween movie t-shirt features a frightening photo of Michael Myers in a festive winter pattern that reads "Slashing Through The Snow".  Details: High quality 100% cotton Printed in the...