Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q These comfortable socks feature an illustrated dad in a lazy chair with the words "Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke".Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 62% combed cotton, 36%... Was: C$21.99 Now: C$10.99 Add to Cart
I Love My Asshole Kids Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q Show off your parental pride with our 'I Love My Asshole Kids' socks – a cheeky testament to the timeless tension between love and exasperation. Slip into these cozy foot warmers as a playful reminder that even on the most trying days, your love... Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Bird Is The Word Women's Crew Socks by Socksmith Canada Bird is definitely the word with these socks. Wear these when you want to feel fly! Featuring cardinals, blue jays, and...two other pretty birds. We never said we were bird experts. Details: Women’s sizes 9 - 11 50% Cotton, 48% Nylon, 2%... Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
Betty Boop Kiss The Cook Apron Our Betty Boop kitchen apron features the 1930s icon with a lipstick kiss pattern with the phrase "Kiss the Cook". The apron also includes a colourful image of Betty Boop in a red dress and matching polka dot apron and chef's hat... Was: C$18.99 Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Amazing Flicker LED Jack O'Lantern Pumpkin Check the Videos Tab to see a video of this item in action! Details: Dimensions: 10.25" H Requires 3AA batteries (not included) 4-hour timer Suitable for both indoor and outdoor Was: C$59.99 Now: C$49.99 Add to Cart
Monty Python Mug in Gift Box Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Unless you’re holding the original Monty Python mug by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild. This orange mug features quotes and images from the iconic Monty Python series and films including... Was: Now: C$21.99 Add to Cart
Diving Sub Tub Toy This Diving Sub Tub Toy is powered by baking powder! This retro submarine toy will surface and dive in the water over and over to keep bath time fun. Details: Materials: Plastic Packaging: Illustrated bubble card with retro design No... Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Disneyland Haunted Mansion Department 56 Disney Village Dearly depart into a foreboding estate from Department 56! Inspired by the "Haunted Mansion" at Disneyland, this detailed jack-o-lantern festooned Victorian mansion hides some spooky adventures for those who enter. The Disneyland Haunted Mansion... Was: C$385.00 Now: C$339.99 Add to Cart
Record Your Own Message Button NOTE: The RetroFestive Team LOVES this product! We've recorded our kids over the years to create cherished keepsakes. Now you can record your very own sound button. Use it as a gag, or create an auditory time capsule. Perfect for creating cherished... Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
Jean-Luc Picard's Make it Soap (2 oz) Boldly Go… (then hit the showers when you get back) with Jean-Luc Picard’s MAKE IT SOAP. Earl Grey, bergamot fragrance Details: Materials: shea butter, cocoa butter, olive oil, grapeseed oil, Packaging: Full colour... Was: Now: C$5.99 Add to Cart
World's Smallest Slinky Dog Golly bob howdy! Will you ever love this World's Smallest Slinky Dog. The World’s Smallest Slinky Dog wags his tail, wiggles his body, flaps his ears around and stretches like an accordion. This timeless pull toy is a tail wagging... Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Emergency Goat Button GOAT SCREAMS ARE SO WEIRD It’s a goat emergency! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time but it’s also a popular animal! We all dream of owning our own herd of bleating, horned kids, but that’s not always feasible. This... Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Star Trek Dilithium Crystal Mints Whether you're meeting Mudd's Women or transporting the Federation ambassador to Eminiar VII, these genuine pink peppermint Dilithium Crystals keep your breath fusion-fresh! Details: Dimensions: Net weight of 4 oz. Ingredients:... Was: Now: C$5.99 Add to Cart
Lady Macbeth's Guest Hand Soap (2 oz) The perfect soap when you're still half asleep and want to get the damned spot out! Not tested on animals. Details: Dimensions: 2.5" x 1" x 1.75" Materials: Vegetable soap containing shea butter, cocoa butter, buttermilk, olive oil,... Was: Now: C$5.99 Add to Cart
Instant Audience Button You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. There is no justice! Well, our Instant Audience lets you carry around the crowd reactions you deserve. This 3-1/2" electronic Instant Audience... Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Corgi Butt Women's Crew Socks by Socksmith Canada There’s nothing BUTT corgis on these socks! Details: Women’s sizes 9 - 11 63% Cotton, 34% Nylon, 3% Spandex Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
Gumby and Pokey 6-Inch Bendable Figures Catch up with your old pals, Gumby and Pokey. These two retro bendable figures will give you total nostalgia vibes! Fans of nostalgic toys will love having their very own fun and flexible Gumby and Pokey bendable figures. The little green clay humanoid... Was: Now: C$24.99 Add to Cart
Inflatable Turkey This Inflatable Turkey looks so delicious you can almost smell the stuffing. But keep the carving knives away, because this bird is strictly for show! Our realistic turkey blowup is perfect for staging your Thanksgiving table while the real... Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
X-Rated Conversation Hearts - Valentine's Candy The classic valentine's candy has been reimagined by very dirty minds! Gift your lover these classic candies with an x-rated twist. Each piece of heart-shaped candy in various colours are printed with sexy adult messages such as Sex God, Nice Tits, Blow... Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Risqué Valentine's Conversation Candy Hearts The classic Valentine's candy is reimagined by dirty minds! Gift your lover these classic candies with a risqué twist. Each piece of heart-shaped candy in various colours are printed with messages such as Cute Butt, Kiss Me, Eat Me, and more. They... Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Chucky Deck the Halls T-Shirt This black Child's Play t-shirt feature Chucky and his Santa hat and chainsaw absolutely soaked in blood, with a snowflake and spatter pattern with the phrase "It's Time to Deck the Halls!". Details: High quality 100% cotton Printed in the... Was: Now: C$29.99 Choose Options
Halloween Slashing Through the Snow T-Shirt This Halloween movie t-shirt features a frightening photo of Michael Myers in a festive winter pattern that reads "Slashing Through The Snow". Details: High quality 100% cotton Printed in the USA Standard Mens T-Shirt Sizing Refer to Size... Was: Now: C$29.99 Choose Options
Charms Fluffy Stuff Spider Web Cotton Candy It’s a ghoulishly sweet treat. Charms Fluffy Stuff Spider Web Cotton Candy has the stickiness of spider web and is perfect as a Halloween treat. And this bag of cotton candy confection will surprise and delight everyone you share it with. Or maybe... Was: C$3.99 Now: C$2.00 Add to Cart
Gummy Googly Eyes Get ready to delight and spook with Gummy Googly Eyes—fruity little eyeball gummies that seem to stare right back at you. Packaged in a quirky display, they’re the perfect fun candy for snacking, decorating treats, or candy bowl theatrics... Was: C$9.99 Now: C$3.99 Add to Cart
Frankford Body Parts Gummy Candy 50 Count Sink your teeth into spooky season with this 50-piece bag of Frankford Gummy Body Parts—a gruesome assortment of fruity, chewy treats shaped like eyeballs, fingers, ears, feet, and brains. Each piece is individually wrapped, making them perfect for... Was: C$17.99 Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Moms Are The Shit Fruit Gum The Moms Are The Shit Fruit Gum by Blue Q is a cheeky and delightful way to celebrate the amazing moms in your life. Details: Fruit flavour Each individual box contains 8 pieces Was: Now: C$2.99 Add to Cart
Peanuts Happy Halloween Garden Stepping Stone Our popular stepping stones can be used outdoors in the garden, but they have also been designed with hardware to hang indoors on any wall. Made of resin and hand painted, each stepping stone is made for indoor and outdoor use. Dimensions: 9... Was: Now: C$27.99 Add to Cart
Handy Tool Pen The Handy Pens are playful writing instruments in the form of tools. These 5 different tool-shaped pens will add a touch of fun to your writing experience. You will receive ONE randomly chosen style. If you order more than one, we'll send an... Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Lucky's Pot of Gold - St. Patrick's Day Figurine Add some humour to your holidays! Whoops, Lucky the Leprechaun has had a few too many! This hilarious St. Patrick's Day table top decor features this Leprechaun losing his rainbow lunch. Details: Hand-painted quality resin 5.5” x... Was: Now: C$39.99 Add to Cart
Pop! Disney: Heart Eyes Donald Duck The Pop! Disney: Donald Duck 90th Anniversary - Heart Eyes Donald Duck figure captures the beloved character showing a rare moment of affection. This adorable vinyl figure stands approximately 3.75 inches tall and features Donald Duck with heart-shaped... Was: C$17.99 Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Apples to Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin ABC's Book Introduce young readers to the world of classic rock with the Apples to Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin ABC's Book. This colorful and engaging book takes children on a musical journey through the alphabet, with each letter representing something related to Led... Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Best Friends Glass Ornament - 2-Piece Set Our Best Friends Glass Christmas Ornament is a heartwarming (or heartbbreaking?) decoration that celebrates the gift of friendship. Keep half and give the other half to your bestie! Details: Dimensions: Approx 4" high Materials: Glass and... Was: Now: C$29.99 Add to Cart
Weird Crushes - Hollywood Hunks Card Game Every weirdly hot male celebrity in Hollywood has been gathered and rated out of 10 for sex appeal, charisma, talent, likeability and fame. Your task is to do battle with these top trump hunks across these 5 sexy categories to see who will emerge as the... Was: C$12.99 Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Hello Kitty Mash'ems (Per Each) Mash, twist, stretch, and play away!Celebrate 50 years of Hello Kitty with her squishable friends! Mash’ems are soft, squishy collectible toys that bring mini characters to life – which Hello Kitty character will you unbox? Try for such as... Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Nightmare on Elm Street Mens Crew Socks 3-Pair Pack Keep your toes tucked in because Freddy's coming! This 3-pack of socks has three different A Nightmare on Elm Street designs featuring the Freddy Krueger character, Never Sleep Again slogan and signature striped sweater colours. Details: Fits... Was: C$24.99 Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Wonder Woman Bright Red Snapback Cap Power. Grace. Wisdom. Wonder. All in one hat! Details: One size fits most Adjustable clasp at the back Materials: Polyester Flat bill with ability to curve Licensed Was: Now: C$22.99 Add to Cart
