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  • 50th Birthday Mug Jokes Gift box

    50th Birthday Club Mug

    This colourful coffee cup welcomes you to the fifties club! With a happy birthday message and some playful quips about what to expect in your fifties, this hilarious mug and card makes a memorable gift. Enjoy your free club membership for the next ten...

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  • Jalapeno Candy Canes

    Jalapeno Candy Canes

    These Jalapeño Candy Canes have all the flavour of a jalapeño pepper with just a kiss of heat. If you desire to pick a peck of pickled peppers for Christmas, you could do worse than this pack of six 5-1/4" tall candy canes with red and...

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  • Bag of Itty Bitty Cats

    Bag of Itty Bitty Cats

    The Bag of Itty Bitty Cats is a charming collection of adorable miniature feline figurines that brings joy to any cat lover's heart. Each tiny cat features unique colors and playful poses, making them perfect for displaying on shelves, desks, or as part...

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  • Bread in Bags Ornaments Bread in Bag Ornaments - Bread in Bag Bread in Bag Ornaments Bread in Bag Ornaments - Hot Dog Buns

    Bagged Bread Ornaments in 3 Styles (Per Each)

    These Bread In Bag Ornaments are a whimsical addition to your holiday decor. Choose From: Sliced Bread Hot Dog Buns Hamburger Buns Details: Dimensions: Approximately 2.5" Materials: Resin 98%, Plastic 2% Packaging: Full colour...

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  • World's Smallest - Barney World's Smallest - Barney

    World's Smallest - Barney

    Celebrate childhood nostalgia with the World's Smallest Barney! This adorable mini version of everyone's favorite purple dinosaur is perfect for collectors and fans, bringing back memories of fun-filled sing-alongs and adventures with Barney and friends...

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  • Iced Always Socks for Women by Socksmith

    Iced Always Socks for Women by Socksmith

    The Iced Always Socks for Women by Socksmith feature a fun design that emphasizes the love for cold drinks, making them a playful addition to any sock collection.  Details: Women’s sizes 9 - 11 61% Cotton, 37% Nylon, 2%...

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  • Cat Butt Socks for Women by Socksmith

    Cat Butt Socks for Women by Socksmith

    The Cat Butt Socks for Women by Socksmith feature a humorous design showcasing cat rear ends, perfect for cat lovers.  Details: Women’s sizes 9 - 11 61% Cotton, 37% Nylon, 2% Spandex

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  • 11" Vintage Santa Wreath 11-Inch Vintage Santa Wreath 11" Vintage Santa Wreath

    11-Inch Vintage Santa Wreath

    This Vintage Santa Wreath makes a delightfully retro addition to any home's holiday decor. Crafted out of wood, this double-sided decorative wreath features wonderful vintage-style illustrations of Santa, sweet snowmen and other festive touches that are...

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  • Tragically Hip - Music @ Work LP Vinyl Record

    Tragically Hip - Music @ Work 2LP Vinyl Record

    Celebrate the distinct sound of one of Canada’s most beloved rock bands with the "Music @ Work" LP Vinyl Record by The Tragically Hip. Released in 2000, this album captures The Hip’s signature blend of alternative rock with poetic and...

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  • Disney Jumbo Sparkle Plush - Dumbo 17

    Disney Dumbo 17-Inch Sparkle Plush by Ty

    Bring home the charm of Disney's beloved Dumbo with this delightful Sparkle plush by Ty. Featuring Dumbo's iconic big ears and endearing expression, this plush toy captures the heart and wonder of the classic character. Perfect for fans of all ages, the...

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  • Christmas Dad Jokes Christmas Dad Jokes

    Christmas Dad Jokes

    Make this holiday season extra special with our hilarious collection of Christmas Dad Jokes! Perfect for family gatherings, holiday parties, or as a stocking stuffer, this book is packed with groan-worthy puns and clever quips that celebrate the festive...

    C$9.99
  • Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Deck the halls with a jar of briny delight! This glass Christmas ornament showcases a miniature jar of pickles, complete with its crisp green hue and a twist of festive flair, promising a tangy addition to your holiday decor that's sure to tickle your...

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  • Disappointed Sigh Button

    Disappointed Sigh Button

    AUTOMATED DISMAY Did you ever get so tired of sighing at things that you wanted to sigh, but then realized that would only make things worse? These days, so many things are disappointing that it’s too much of an effort to do all the sighing...

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  • Emergency Monkey Button

    Emergency Monkey Button

    MORE FUN THAN A POCKETFUL OF MONKEYS Are you a chimp simp? We’ve all dreamed of having a monkey accompany us in our daily business, but we’ve watched enough nature documentaries to know that’s a terrible idea. Our plastic electronic...

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  • Handerpants Handerpants

    Handerpants

    UNDERPANTS FOR YOUR HANDS Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs. Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and...

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  • Bag of Itty Bitty City Creatures

    Bag of Itty Bitty City Creatures

    YOU CALL THEM RODENTS, I CALL THEM FRIEND There is wee wildlife in the big city! Itty Bitty City Critters! Sure, they cause messes and damage your property, but the animals that live in urban areas are also adorable. These soft vinyl Itty Bitty City...

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  • Office Squirrel Office Squirrel

    Office Squirrel

    YOUR SQUIRREL FRIDAY   You don’t have to be nuts to work here, but it helps! The Office Squirrel is an 8-1/2" tall, stuffed latex squirrel with bendable, posable arms that would be really happy to hang on your monitor and complain...

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  • Pound Puppies Newborn in Colour Diaper - Beige Complete Collection

    Pound Puppies Newborn in Colour Diaper - Beige

    Adopt and name your very own Pound Puppy Newborn! These super soft plush Pound Puppies are the perfect size and shape to hug and cuddle! Includes adorable removable Coloured diaper! They are soft, fuzzy babies who need someone to adopt them and take care...

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  • Pound Puppies Newborn in Colour Diaper - Grey Complete Collection

    Pound Puppies Newborn in Colour Diaper - Grey

    Adopt and name your very own Pound Puppy Newborn! These super soft plush Pound Puppies are the perfect size and shape to hug and cuddle! Includes adorable removable Coloured diaper! They are soft, fuzzy babies who need someone to adopt them and take care...

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  • Pound Puppies Newborn in Colour Diaper - White Complete Collection

    Pound Puppies Newborn in Colour Diaper - White

    Adopt and name your very own Pound Puppy Newborn! These super soft plush Pound Puppies are the perfect size and shape to hug and cuddle! Includes adorable removable Coloured diaper! They are soft, fuzzy babies who need someone to adopt them and take care...

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  • Hot Grandma Summer Boxed Soap Soap

    Hot Grandma Summer - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Hot Grandma Summer triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colorful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz

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  • Your MOM Boxed Soap Soap

    Your Mom - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Your MOM triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colorful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz

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  • Moist Boxed Soap Soap

    Moist - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Moist triple-milled bar soap! It's the soap with a juicy fragrance that makes some people feel uncomfortable! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3...

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  • Big Cock Boxed Soap Soap

    Big Cock - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Big Cock triple-milled bar soap! Get dirtier with this unique and playful soap, featuring a big cock design that's sure to make you smile. A great way to wash away the dirtiness and stay fresh...

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  • Toilet Golf Game Toilet Golf Game

    Toilet Golf Game

    Toilet Golf! The toilet time golf game that lets you practice your putting while sitting on the throne. A perfect gift for any golfer! Includes: putting green cup with a flag 2 golf balls retractable putter "Do Not Disturb" door hanger

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  • Race Forever - Choose Your Own Adventure

    Race Forever - Choose Your Own Adventure Book

    You have been selected to race in one of the most grueling competitions in the world, the African Road Rallies. Which model car do you select? How do you avoid getting caught up in a bribery scandal or being attacked by rhinos? Or will sabotage or...

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  • Zombie Penpal - Choose Your Own Adventure

    Zombie Penpal - Choose Your Own Adventure Book

    Your penpal Sam stopped writing to you after Hurricane Katrina destroyed her hometown of New Orleans. When a new girl arrives at your school, she reminds you of Sam—but something is wrong. Has she been put under a voodoo spell? Is she a zombie?...

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  • The Abominable Snowman - Choose Your Own Adventure

    The Abominable Snowman - Choose Your Own Adventure Book

    You are a mountain climber, headed to the Himalayas to find proof that the mysterious yeti really exists. When your best friend Carlos goes missing from base camp, the fate of the expedition is in your hands. Are the yeti out there, among the dangerous...

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  • Jurassic Park Jeep Wrangler Die-Cast Car Jada Toys 1:32 Scale Die-Cast Jeep Wrangler from Jurassic Park Front View of the Die-Cast Jeep Wrangler from Jurassic Park Rear View of the Die-Cast Jeep Wrangler from Jurassic Park

    Jurassic Park Jeep Wrangler Die-Cast Car 1:32 Scale

    Roar into prehistoric excitement with the die-cast Jurassic Park Jeep Wrangler from Jada Toys, a 1:32 scale replica that's ready to transport your collection to a dino-filled adventure. This miniature Jeep isn't just a car; it's a Jurassic joyride,...

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  • 1966 Batmobile 1:32 Scale Die-Cast Car Close-up of the 1966 Batmobile by Jada Toys Reverse Side of 1966 Batmobile Die-Cast Car by Jada Toys

    1966 Batmobile Die-Cast Car 1:32 Scale

    Unleash the dynamic duo of nostalgia and playfulness with the 1966 Batmobile diecast car, a 1:32 scale gem from Jada Toys that brings the iconic crime-fighting ride to your collection in all its retro glory. This miniature Batmobile isn't just a car;...

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  • Back to the Future Time Machine Die-Cast Car Side view of Back to the Future Die-Cast Car 1:32 Scale Rear View of Back to the Future Die-Cast Car 1:32 Scale

    Back to the Future Die-Cast Time Machine 1:32 Scale

    Zoom into the past - and the future - with the Back to the Future time machine die-cast car, a 1:32 scale replica from Jada Toys that'll make your collection travel at 88 miles per hour in style. This miniature DeLorean isn't just a car; it's a...

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  • Ghostbusters ECTO-1 Diecast Car Rear View - Ghostbusters ECTO-1 Diecast Car Doors Open - Ghostbusters ECTO-1 Diecast Car

    Ghostbusters ECTO-1 Die-Cast Car 1:32 Scale

    Buckle up for paranormal pursuits with the Ghostbusters Ecto-1 Die-Cast car, a 1/32 scale miniature marvel from Jada Toys that's ready to cruise through your collection in style. This spook-chasing powerhouse is not just a car; it's a pint-sized tribute...

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  • South Park Monopoly - Box South Park Monopoly - Contents South Park Monopoly - Set-up South Park Monopoly - Tokens South Park Monopoly - Cards

    Monopoly: South Park

    Howdy, Ho! It’s the super-sweet South Park Collector’s Edition of MONOPOLY! Take over South Park Elementary or own Imaginationland. All the famous locations of South Park are yours.. for the right price! Join Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny and...

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  • Retired as Fuck Crew Socks

    Retired as Fuck Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Retirement is a state of mind, my friends. Jump on in, the water's fine. Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 50% combed cotton, 47% nylon, 3% spandex

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  • Fuck Work - Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Fuck Work Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Fuck work! Monday might be a different story I guess but, you know, for today? Fuck it, man! Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 50% combed cotton, 47% nylon, 3% spandex

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