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  • Naked Ramblers Mini Plant Pot Set Naked Ramblers Mini Plant Pot Set

    Naked Ramblers Mini Plant Pot Set

    The Naked Ramblers Mini Plant Pot Set features a whimsical design with tiny, naked figurines as plant pot picks. These quirky and fun decorations add a touch of humour and personality to your space, perfect for small succulents or herbs. A great gift for...

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  • Squishy Poops Squishy Poop Gag Squishy Poops Squishy Poops

    Squishy Poop Gag

    This slow rising squishy toy brings endless joy! Three styles available. You will receive ONE randomly chosen style. If you order more than one, we'll send an assortment.

    C$3.99
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  • World's Biggest Piece Of Shit Trophy World's Biggest Piece Of Shit Trophy

    World's Biggest Piece Of Shit Trophy

    Bring on the laughs with the "World's Biggest Piece of Shit" Trophy! This over-the-top gag award is perfect for lighthearted humour at parties, office pranks, or as a playful gift for your most sarcastic friend. Sure to be the centerpiece of hilarious...

    C$14.99
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  • World's Biggest Dick Trophy World's Biggest Dick Trophy

    World's Biggest Dick Trophy

    Make a bold statement with the "World's Biggest Dick" Trophy! Featuring a cheeky design, this humorous award is perfect for lighthearted gifting or as a playful gag at parties. A guaranteed laugh and a fun way to keep the mood lively! Dimensions: 4.8"...

    C$14.99
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  • Slut Cake Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap

    Slut Cake - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Add a playful twist to your grooming routine with "Slut Cake" Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap! This premium soap is triple-milled for a rich, creamy lather and long-lasting durability. With its sassy humour and high-quality craftsmanship, it’s the...

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  • Dat Ass Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap Whiskey River Bar Soap

    Dat Ass - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Treat yourself to a cheeky clean with the "Dat Ass" Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap! Crafted for a luxurious lather, this high-quality soap is triple-milled for a smooth finish and long-lasting use. Packaged in a fun, sassy box, it makes a perfect gift or a...

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  • I Never Fart Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q I Never Fart Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    I Never Fart Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Step into subtle denial with our 'I Never Fart' women's socks – a cheeky and lighthearted way to embrace a bit of elegance. These socks not only keep your feet cozy but also playfully challenge the laws of nature with a wink and a nod...

    C$16.99
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  • See You In Hell Gym Crew Socks

    See You In Hell Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

    ​​​Add a devilish twist to your sock drawer with the See You in Hell Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle. These unisex, mid-calf socks feature bold cardinal red and orange lettering on a natural cotton base, making a fiery statement with every step​...

    C$19.99
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  • Book Slut Gym Crew Socks

    Book Slut Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

    There's nothing better than getting your nose between a perfect set of pages. If you like to lose yourself for hours reading books, then you're probably a book slut, so you should probably have some snappy socks that say you are a...Book Slut...

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  • Peeing Gnome Self-Watering Planter Peeing Gnome Self-Watering Planter

    Peeing Gnome Self-Watering Planter

    The Peeing Gnome Self-Watering Planter is a hilarious and functional addition to any plant lover’s collection. This cheeky little gnome appears to be relieving himself, but instead, he’s keeping your plants hydrated with a clever...

    C$19.99
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  • Poop Stress Toy in Package Poop Stress Toy in Hand Poop Stress Toy - Out of Package

    Poop Stress Toy

    When life stinks, grab Poopy and give him a good squeeze to turn your bad day around. A funny and practical gift for anyone in need of a little extra joy—because stress relief doesn’t have to be serious! Whether you're tackling a busy...

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  • F**k Boy Stress Toy in Package F**k Boy Stress Toy in Hand F**k Boy Stress Toy - Out of Package

    F**k Boy Stress Toy

    Are you like, literally so totally done with the f**kboys in your life? Why not replace them with our resident F**kboy, Chad. He’s not like other guys just squeeze him to relieve your stress! Details: Chad is approx. 5" tall Material: Slow...

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  • Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener

    Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener

    The Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener is a handy product with a funny name! Designed to tackle any unpleasant odor with ease, this discreet air freshener is made with activated charcoal to effectively absorb and neutralizes odors...

    C$5.99
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  • Stretchy Log of Poop Gag Stretchy Log of Poop Gag Stretchy Log of Poop Gag

    Stretchy Log of Poop Gag

    Novelty squeeze turd stress reliever. Fiddle, stretch and squish all your problems away and use to prank friends and family for an unforgettable laugh! Details: Dimensions: 6" x 2" x 1" Made in China

    C$6.99
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  • Adult XXX Charades Box Adult XXX Charades Back of Box

    Adult XXX Charades

    Charades is a fun game, but this naughty version is a titillating twist full of suggestive innuendos to turn up the heat. Just pick a card and start acting out to keep your party tied up for the night!  Details: 100 cards, score pad, 30...

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  • Handerpants Handerpants

    Handerpants

    UNDERPANTS FOR YOUR HANDS Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs. Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and...

    C$19.99
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  • Hot Grandma Summer Boxed Soap Soap

    Hot Grandma Summer - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Hot Grandma Summer triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colorful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz

    C$14.99
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  • Your MOM Boxed Soap Soap

    Your Mom - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Your MOM triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colorful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz

    C$14.99
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  • Moist Boxed Soap Soap

    Moist - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Moist triple-milled bar soap! It's the soap with a juicy fragrance that makes some people feel uncomfortable! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3...

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  • Big Cock Boxed Soap Soap

    Big Cock - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Big Cock triple-milled bar soap! Get dirtier with this unique and playful soap, featuring a big cock design that's sure to make you smile. A great way to wash away the dirtiness and stay fresh...

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  • Retired as Fuck Crew Socks

    Retired as Fuck Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Retirement is a state of mind, my friends. Jump on in, the water's fine. Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 50% combed cotton, 47% nylon, 3% spandex

    C$18.99
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  • Fuck Work - Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Fuck Work Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Fuck work! Monday might be a different story I guess but, you know, for today? Fuck it, man! Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 50% combed cotton, 47% nylon, 3% spandex

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  • Emergency Underpants in Tin Emergency Underpants in Tin Display Case View

    Emergency Underpants in Tin

    DON'T LET SOILED UNDERPANTS RUIN YOUR DAY! Emergency Underpants are always there for you when you need them. They come in a 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin that slips easily into a purse or briefcase. Now whenever a particularly stressful or scary situation...

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  • Uranus Bar of Hand Soap

    Uranus Hand Soap (2 oz)

    Doesn't Uranus belong in the bathroom? Place these little Uranus Soaps around your tub or sink and make your bathroom a little more interesting. Fragrance free and not tested on animals.  Details: Dimensions: 2.5" x 1" x 1.75" Materials:...

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  • World's Biggest Bitch Trophy World's Biggest Bitch Trophy

    World's Biggest Bitch Trophy

    Celebrate sass with the "World's Biggest Bitch" Trophy! This tongue-in-cheek award features a bold design, making it a hilarious gift for that unapologetically fierce friend or as a playful gag gift. Perfect for adding humor to any...

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  • Pizza Slut Parody Logo Crew Socks Pizza Slut Parody Logo Crew Socks

    Pizza Slut Parody Logo Crew Socks

    Add a slice of humor and fun to your wardrobe with the Pizza Slut Parody Logo Crew Socks! These quirky and playful socks are perfect for those who love pizza and have a great sense of humor, making them a standout accessory for any casual outfit...

    C$14.99
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  • I Love Naps Gym Crew Socks

    I Love Naps Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

    Embrace your love for relaxation with the "I Love Naps" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for nap enthusiasts, loungers, or anyone who values downtime, these socks combine comfort, durability, and a playful design to express your appreciation for a good rest...

    C$19.99
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  • Trophy Husband Gym Crew Socks

    Trophy Husband Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

    Elevate your loungewear game with the "Trophy Husband" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for husbands with a sense of humor and those who appreciate a touch of irony, these socks combine comfort, durability, and a witty design to make a statement while keeping...

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  • Horny For Houseplants Gym Crew Socks

    Horny For House Plants Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

    Show off your love for greenery with a cheeky twist in the "Horny For Houseplants" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for plant enthusiasts and those with a playful sense of humor, these socks blend comfort, durability, and a fun design, making them a standout...

    C$19.99
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  • I Love Heavy Metal Gym Crew Socks

    I Love Heavy Metal Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

    Rock your workouts and everyday style with the "I Love Heavy Metal" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for heavy metal enthusiasts and those who love to express their musical tastes, these socks combine comfort, durability, and a bold design to make a statement...

    C$19.99
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