Are You Fucking Kidding Me Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle Are You Fucking Kidding Me Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle say exactly what you’re thinking—loud and clear. Featuring a bold, unapologetic slogan with classic athletic styling, these socks are made to stand out and... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Eat Shit Gum Not your average chewing gum — this cheeky Eat Shit Gum is a bold novelty treat designed to get laughs before the first chew! Details: Each individual box contains 8 pieces MSRP: Was: Now: C$2.99 Add to Cart
Menopause WTF Gum Get a laugh (and maybe some sympathy chews) with this playful Menopause WTF Gum! Designed as a novelty gag gift, it comes in familiar chewing-gum packaging but with a bold, humorous name that speaks for itself. Details: Each individual box... MSRP: Was: Now: C$2.99 Add to Cart
Little Shit Gum for the Youngest Sibling Bring the laughs (and maybe a little eye-roll) with this cheeky Little Shit Gum! Packaged like classic chewing gum but with a bold, irreverent twist, it’s a perfect little gag gift or stocking stuffer for friends with a wicked sense of humour... MSRP: Was: Now: C$2.99 Add to Cart
Fuck Me Like The Government Gum Add a huge dose of irreverent humour to someone’s day with this novelty “Fuck Me Like The Government” gum — a playful, tongue-in-cheek candy that doubles as a hilarious conversation starter. Packaged like classic bubble gum, it... MSRP: Was: Now: C$2.99 Add to Cart
Tiny Middle-Finger Hands YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HANDLE THIS! Small in size, big in attitude! These hilarious tiny plastic hands feature a raised middle finger, making them the perfect cheeky gag gift. Slip them onto your fingertip for an instantly funny (and slightly sassy)... MSRP: Was: Now: C$4.99 Add to Cart
The Classic Sound Machine Bring instant fun to any moment with The Classic Sound Machine! Packed with a variety of hilarious and iconic sound effects at the press of a button, it’s perfect for pranks, parties, classrooms, or just adding dramatic flair to everyday life... MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Add to Cart
Pee My Plants Watering Decoration Add a splash of cheeky humour to your plant care routine with this playful watering decoration! Designed to look like a tiny figure “watering” your plants, it’s a fun conversation starter that brings personality to houseplants, garden... MSRP: Was: Now: C$24.99 Add to Cart
Flying Fuck Novelty Toy Foam Glider Now you CAN give a flying fuck! Introducing the ultimate way to express your sense of humour while defying gravity—it's the "Flying Fuck" Foam Mini Glider! Crafted from soft, durable foam, this hilarious novelty gift for adults is perfect for those... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Dear Asshole Sticky Note Pad Elevate your friendly reminders with the "Dear Asshole" sticky note, featuring vintage-inspired charming floral illustrations! This sticky note pad is perfect for those moments when you need to express your thoughts with a blend of serious sass and style... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Betty's Bitch Slap Sticky Hand Keep 'em in line with "Betty's Bitch Slap" Sticky Hand—the ultimate sassy gag gift! Perfect for birthdays, office pranks, or just because you need a laugh, this sticky hand is ready to deliver some serious fun. Remember, bitch slap is not a... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Hearts & Hard-Ons Valentine's Candy 3oz Bag This bag of delicious and suggestive candy makes the perfect favour during Valentine's and Bachelorette party season. Each bag contains approximately 120 pieces of pink penis and red heart candies! Betcha can't have just one! Details: 3oz bag MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Golden F-U Finger Customizable Trophy An amusing trophy to let someone know how truly special they are! Recognize the Champion-Level Fucker in your home, office, or team with the Golden FU Finger Trophy. This 6-inch trophy is fully customizable with sticker to put on the base such as #1... MSRP: Was: Now: C$34.99 Add to Cart
World's Biggest Dick Trophy Make a bold statement with the "World's Biggest Dick" Trophy! Featuring a cheeky design, this humorous award is perfect for lighthearted gifting or as a playful gag at parties. A guaranteed laugh and a fun way to keep the mood lively! Dimensions: 4.8"... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
Giant I Love To Fart Mug Make lunchtime and meetings more entertaining with our I Love To Fart Mug! It's a giant 22 oz mug, perfect for any kitchen or office. A surefire way to get people laughing, it's a great novelty gift for anyone who needs to spice up their day. Let out a... MSRP: Was: Now: C$21.99 Add to Cart
Naked Ramblers Mini Plant Pot Set The Naked Ramblers Mini Plant Pot Set features a whimsical design with tiny, naked figurines as plant pot picks. These quirky and fun decorations add a touch of humour and personality to your space, perfect for small succulents or herbs. A great gift for... MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Add to Cart
Stretchy Log of Poop Gag Novelty squeeze turd stress reliever. Fiddle, stretch and squish all your problems away and use to prank friends and family for an unforgettable laugh! Details: Dimensions: 6" x 2" x 1" Made in China MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Fuck My Socks Off Crew Socks for Women by Cool Socks Features: 100% Premium cotton for enhanced comfortability Double layered cotton bottom foot maximizes cushioning Thickened toe and heel for elite cushion and comfort Cotton tube ribbing for flexible and snug fit Material: Combed Cotton 95%,... MSRP: Was: Now: C$15.99 Add to Cart
Hell You Looking At? - Say Anything Mug This hilarious kitten coffee mug, from the Say Anything series by Genuine Fred, features an adorable illustration of two kittens with the hilarious tagline "The hell you looking at?" Details: Holds 16 oz Materials: Porcelain Packaging: Full... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Draggin' Ass - Say Anything Mug Genuine Fred's Say Anything mugs tell the world exactly how you feel. This "Draggin' Ass" coffee mug features an American Traditional tattoo style image depicting a pug doing what they do best - scooting their butts! Details: Holds 16... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Lord Phartwell's Whoopee Cushion For the comedy connoisseur. Contains one genuine Whoopee Cushion in a clever novelty package. MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Penis Ring Pop (Per Each) These cute 3-D penis-shaped solitaire ring suckers for adults are reminiscent of the old school candy rings. This naughty version is available in cherry, strawberry, or grape. These sweet and suggestive candies taste great and are a... MSRP: Was: Now: C$4.99 Add to Cart
Penis Candy Necklace (Per Each) These cute candy necklaces for adults are reminiscent of the old school candy necklace, but this naughty version has penis candy pendants in five fruity colours. These sweet and suggestive candies taste great and are a naughty and festive addition to any... MSRP: Was: Now: C$4.99 Add to Cart
Easily Distracted by Boobs Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle (.)(.) Hey! Our eyes are up here! Warning: these socks may cause frequent glances down! These super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most Gym Socks are made in the USA of Natural Cotton with accents of Red Nylon, Libby Teal Nylon, Yellow Nylon... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Squishy Poop Gag This slow rising squishy toy brings endless joy! Three styles available. You will receive ONE randomly chosen style. If you order more than one, we'll send an assortment. MSRP: Was: Now: C$3.99 Add to Cart
World's Biggest Piece Of Shit Trophy Bring on the laughs with the "World's Biggest Piece of Shit" Trophy! This over-the-top gag award is perfect for lighthearted humour at parties, office pranks, or as a playful gift for your most sarcastic friend. Sure to be the centerpiece of hilarious... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
Slut Cake - Retro Boxed Bar Soap Add a playful twist to your grooming routine with "Slut Cake" Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap! This premium soap is triple-milled for a rich, creamy lather and long-lasting durability. With its sassy humour and high-quality craftsmanship, it’s the... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Dat Ass - Retro Boxed Bar Soap Treat yourself to a cheeky clean with the "Dat Ass" Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap! Crafted for a luxurious lather, this high-quality soap is triple-milled for a smooth finish and long-lasting use. Packaged in a fun, sassy box, it makes a perfect gift or a... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
I Never Fart Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q Step into subtle denial with our 'I Never Fart' women's socks – a cheeky and lighthearted way to embrace a bit of elegance. These socks not only keep your feet cozy but also playfully challenge the laws of nature with a wink and a nod... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle Call out the nonsense with the Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle. These bold, black socks feature brass and cream lettering that lets your feet do the talking when words just won’t cut it. Details: Unisex styling -... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
See You In Hell Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle Add a devilish twist to your sock drawer with the See You in Hell Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle. These unisex, mid-calf socks feature bold cardinal red and orange lettering on a natural cotton base, making a fiery statement with every step... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Dirty Words Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle Step into cheeky style with the Dirty Words Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle, featuring George Carlin's infamous seven words you can't say on TV—boldly woven into soft, gray and black ribbed fabric. Details: Unisex styling - refer to size... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Book Slut Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle There's nothing better than getting your nose between a perfect set of pages. If you like to lose yourself for hours reading books, then you're probably a book slut, so you should probably have some snappy socks that say you are a...Book Slut... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Poop Stress Toy When life stinks, grab Poopy and give him a good squeeze to turn your bad day around. A funny and practical gift for anyone in need of a little extra joy—because stress relief doesn’t have to be serious! Whether you're tackling a busy... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
F**k Boy Stress Toy Are you like, literally so totally done with the f**kboys in your life? Why not replace them with our resident F**kboy, Chad. He’s not like other guys just squeeze him to relieve your stress! Details: Chad is approx. 5" tall Material: Slow... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener The Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener is a handy product with a funny name! Designed to tackle any unpleasant odor with ease, this discreet air freshener is made with activated charcoal to effectively absorb and neutralizes odors... MSRP: Was: Now: C$5.99 Add to Cart