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  • Here's Your Gift Gum

    Here's Your Gift Gum

    The perfect gift for neighbors, dentists and great-great-grandmothers. Details: Fruit flavour Each individual box contains 8 pieces

    C$2.99
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  • Instant Underpants in Tin Just add water! Display of Instant Underpants

    Instant Underpants in Tin

    NEED UNDERPANTS IN A HURRY? JUST ADD WATER! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily and they'll loosen up so that you can pull them apart! And remember, it's better to have damp...

    C$8.99
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  • Joy Stick Mug In hand

    Still Plays with His Joystick Mug

    Make game night memorable again with this hilarious Joystick mug. This black ceramic mug features a joystick handle with the funny phrase "Still plays with his joystick" on the front. Details: Dimensions: Holds 16 fluid oz.  Materials:...

    C$24.99
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  • Let That Shit Go Paint Can Candle

    Let That Shit Go Paint Candle

    Let that shit go. It's time. Details: Approximate 12 oz. net weight  Materials: Soy candle and metal Packaging: Vintage style paint can holder Burn time approximately 60 hours  Sweet release scent: Notes of cucumber, mint and...

    MSRP: C$29.99
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  • Shit's F*cked Emergency Ambiance Tin Emergency Ambiance Tin Inside View Shit's F*cked Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #1 Shit's F*cked Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #2

    Shit's Fucked - Emergency Ambiance Candle in Tin

    When shit's f*cked, burn it down with this emergency ambiance tin candle and help set the mood. A necessity for 2022.  Details: Dimensions: Tin measures 3" x 3" x 1"  Weight of candle is 3 oz.  100% soy candle Comes with old-school...

    MSRP: C$16.99
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  • F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Tin F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Tin Inside View F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #2 F*ck Work Emergency Ambiance Tin Lifestyle Shot #1

    Fuck Work - Emergency Ambiance Candle in Tin

    This corner bar scented candle is the perfect gift for anyone who hates their job or just simply work in general. Don't quit, instead light one of the matches conveniently stored inside the lid and breathe om in.  Details: Dimensions: Tin...

    MSRP: C$16.99
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  • Naughty Gnomes Mini Plant Box Naughty Gnomes Mini Planters Naughty Gnomes Planters

    Naughty Gnomes Mini Plant Pot Set

    This set of Naughty Gnomes will bring a smile to your face and make your plant pots extra cheeky! This set of four mini planter gnomes are each in a silly and Naughty pose including peeing, smoking, mooning, and giving the finger. Insert them into your...

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  • Naughty Ornaments Set Naughty Ornaments Set by Giant Microbes Naughty Ornaments Set by Giant Microbes tree

    Naughty Ornaments by Giant Microbes - Set of 5 STDs

    5 STDs festively dressed up for the holidays! If you're going to be naughty this Christmas, best to educate yourself and be safe! This five-pack of ornaments from Giant Microbes includes plush versions of Herpes, Chlamydia, Pox, Clap and HPV. But...

    C$24.99
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  • Toilet Mug Toilet Mug Toilet Mug

    Toilet Mug

    Enjoy the office coffee the way it's designed to be, in this oversized Toilet Mug! Whether as a perfect gift for work colleagues, or a convenient way to do what your mother always told you not to do, this fun novelty mug is a tongue-in-cheek gift that...

    C$27.99
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  • Crappy Holidays Sweater on Him Crappy Holidays Sweater on Her Crappy Holidays Sweater Rear

    Crappy Holidays Funny Poop Christmas Sweater by Funqi

    "Frosty the Snow-Poop was as crappy as can be, with a head full of poop and the smell of pee-ewww, you'll be sure to smell him near." That's right friends, not all things this winter will melt, some will smell. Get a load of this Crappy Holidays...

    MSRP: C$39.99
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  • Miss Snow Cones Naughty Ornament Naughty Miss Snow Cones Ornament

    Miss Snow Cones Naughty Ornament

    Miss Snow Cones sure has a nice set of cones! This "naughty" ornament make the perfect gag, bachelorette or white elephant gift! Details: Dimensions: Approximately 4" tall  Materials: Unglazed ceramic  Gold string to hang from the...

    MSRP: C$14.99
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  • Nana's Boobies Can Cooler Holding Nana's Boobies Can Koozie Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder

    Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder

    Cold beer? Check. Dry hands? Check. Boobs? Double check. What more could a man want? Our best-selling beer holder looks like Nana knitted it herself—just for you. It’s a great gift for the man’s man.Details: Fits a standard...

    C$22.99
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  • The Willy Warmer Packaged View The Willy Warmer Unpackaged View

    The Willy Warmer

    Prevent embarrassing shrinkage when the temperature drops (or when your most important extremity pales in comparison to the rest of you). Our Willy Warmer is a hysterical gift for any occasion! It’s a heater for your peter! Details: Dimensions:...

    C$19.99
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  • Laughing and farting snowman

    Animated Laughing and Farting Snowman

    Bathroom humour enthusiasts - this little guy is for you!  Our adorable snowman looks innocent enough... until you squeeze his hand!  He laughs so hard, he toots!  We have no doubt his infectious giggle will make you laugh too.  In...

    C$36.99
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  • Coal Stocking Personalized - I Can Explain

    Coal Stocking Personalized Ornament

    For those on your naughty list, we present the personalized coal stocking ornament! This shiny ornament features a glittery coal filled stocking with a note that says "Santa, I can explain . . ."Our coal stocking Christmas ornament can be personalized...

    C$15.99
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