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  • I Love Cheese Gym Crew Socks

    I Love Cheese Gym Crew Socks

    Celebrate your passion for all things cheesy with the "I Love Cheese" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for cheese enthusiasts and those who enjoy adding a bit of fun to their wardrobe, these socks combine comfort, durability, and a playful design that’s...

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  • Horny For Houseplants Gym Crew Socks

    Horny For House Plants Gym Crew Socks

    Show off your love for greenery with a cheeky twist in the "Horny For Houseplants" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for plant enthusiasts and those with a playful sense of humor, these socks blend comfort, durability, and a fun design, making them a standout...

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  • My Cat Says You're Dumb Gym Crew Socks

    My Cat Says You're Dumb Gym Crew Socks

    Rock your workouts and everyday style with the "I Love Heavy Metal" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for heavy metal enthusiasts and those who love to express their musical tastes, these socks combine comfort, durability, and a bold design to make a statement...

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  • I Love Heavy Metal Gym Crew Socks

    I Love Heavy Metal Gym Crew Socks

    Rock your workouts and everyday style with the "I Love Heavy Metal" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for heavy metal enthusiasts and those who love to express their musical tastes, these socks combine comfort, durability, and a bold design to make a statement...

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  • I Give The Best Blow Jobs Gym Crew Socks

    I Give The Best Blow Jobs Gym Crew Socks

    Make a bold and cheeky statement with the "I Give The Best Blow Jobs" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for those who aren't afraid to show off their playful side, these socks combine humor, comfort, and durability for a standout addition to your gym or casual...

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  • Darn It To All Heck Gym Crew Socks

    Darn It To All Heck Gym Crew Socks

    Add a dash of humor and frustration-relief to your workout gear with the "Darn It To All Heck" Gym Crew Socks. These socks are perfect for those who like to express their feelings in a light-hearted way, combining comfort, durability, and a playful...

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  • I Don't Wear Underwear Gym Crew Socks

    I Don't Wear Underwear Gym Crew Socks

    Make a bold and humorous statement with the "I Don't Wear Underwear" Gym Crew Socks. These socks are perfect for those who love to express their quirky personality and enjoy a good laugh. Designed for comfort and durability, they add a playful twist to...

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  • Coffee Makes Me Poop Gym Crew Socks

    Coffee Makes Me Poop Gym Crew Socks

    Embrace your love for coffee and your sense of humor with the "Coffee Makes Me Poop" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for coffee enthusiasts and those who appreciate a good laugh, these socks combine comfort, durability, and a fun design to add a bit of...

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  • I Love Being Weird Gym Crew Socks I Love Being Weird Gym Crew Socks

    I Love Being Weird Gym Crew Socks

    Step into a world of fun and individuality with the "I Love Being Weird" Gym Crew Socks. These socks are designed for those who embrace their unique quirks and love to stand out, offering both comfort and style for your active lifestyle...

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  • Bigfoot Underpants Bigfoot Underpants

    Bigfoot Underpants

    FINALLY, EVIDENCE OF BIGFOOT Picture this: Dad is in the backyard mowing and finds Bigfoot Underpants in a bush! He might be credulous at first, but what proof is there that these are NOT Bigfoot’s underpants? Well, besides the 80" waist, sensible...

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  • Weener Kleener Novelty Soap Weener Kleener Novelty Soap OOP

    Weener Kleener Novelty Soap

    Like most men, not all soaps were created equal. The Weener Kleener, however, is the best way to keep it clean. An outrageous gift for newlyweds, bachelorette parties, birthdays, and more. Details: Soap Dimensions: 3" Diameter One Size Fits...

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  • Fuck Cancer Candle

    Fuck Cancer Candle

    The "Fuck Cancer" candle is a powerful and heartfelt item designed to provide comfort, support, and a sense of solidarity for those affected by cancer. Combining a bold statement with a soothing fragrance, this candle is both a declaration of strength...

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  • 70s Bush Boxed Soap Soap

    70's Bush - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed 70's Bush triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colourful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz

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  • Manwhore Soap In Box Soap

    Manwhore - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Immerse yourself in the scent of a true Manwhore with our retro-boxed Manwhore triple-milled bar soap. This raunchy soap has all the edge and attitude you'd expect from a real playboy. Indulge your senses with the ultimate bad-boy experience. Soap...

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  • I Love to Fart Socks Colour Shot: I Love to Fart Socks Size Chart: I Love to Fart Socks

    I Love to Fart Gym Crew Socks

    There's so much to love about life, but time and time again, there's that one special thing that squeaks its way to the top of the list. FARTS! A new bright gym sock to celebrate the joys of life with you, great cushioned support for your feet so you...

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  • My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Socks Lifestyle Shot: My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Socks Size Chart: My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Socks

    My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Gym Crew Socks

    Anyone with a dog knows that they keep secrets better than any human. Nice to have some shit you don’t have to bag up, too.  Details: Made in United States Unisex styling - refer to size chart in photos Fabric: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3%...

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  • Horny for Thrift Store Socks Colour Shot: Horny for Thrift Stores Socks Size Chart: Horny for Thrift Stores Socks

    Horny for Thrift Stores Gym Crew Socks

    If the smell of dust and stale clothes gets you going, we can only imagine what happens when you turn someone's trash into your treasure. Splash some cold water on your face, wear these socks, and try not to climax in the bric-a-brac...

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  • Horny for Books Socks Colour Shot: Horny for Books Socks Size Chart: Horny for Books Socks

    Horny for Books Gym Crew Socks

    There's nothing better than getting your nose between a perfect set of pages. If you like to lose yourself for hours reading books, then you're probably horny for books, so you should probably have some snappy socks that say you are...horny for books...

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  • World's Biggest Asshole Trophy in Box World's Biggest Asshole Trophy

    World's Biggest Asshole Trophy

    Behold the World's Biggest Asshole Trophy, a monument to outstanding achievements in obnoxiousness. Display it proudly, and let the world know that when it comes to being a monumental pain in the ass, you're a true champion! Dimensions: 4.8" H x...

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  • The BULLSHIT Button The BULLSHIT Button in Package The BULLSHIT Button in Action!

    The BULLSHIT Button

    This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it. Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, "That was bullshit". or shout, "Bullshit detected", over a wailing siren. No friend,...

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  • What The Actual Fuck? Candle

    What The Actual Fuck? Candle

    WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK? SMELLS LIKE AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS Who am I? Why am I here? Why is this candle talking to me? Details: Dimensions: Glass jar measures 3" x 3.5" x 3" Weight of candle is 6.5 oz.  100% soy candle Packaging: Glass jar...

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  • Fuck Off I'm Reading - Women's Crew Socks Fuck Off I'm Reading - Socks by Blue Q

    Fuck Off I'm Reading Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Make your literary intentions crystal clear with our 'Fuck Off, I'm Reading' socks – the ultimate shield against interruptions while you dive into your favourite book. These cozy foot companions not only keep your toes warm but also send a bold...

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  • Aunts are the Shit - Women's Crew Socks Aunts are the Shit - Socks by Blue Q

    Aunts are the Shit Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Declare your appreciation for awesome aunts with our 'Aunts Are the Shit' socks – a delightful fusion of warmth and admiration. These socks not only keep your feet cozy but also celebrate the fantastic, fun-loving aunts who bring joy and...

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  • Sack of Shit novelty

    A Sack of Shit

    Who do you know what deserves a sack of poo? Probably more than a few! These four man-made turds (but not the way you think - these are a wood composite) are a hilarious alternative to a lump of coal. Details:  Turds vary in size from 2" to...

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  • Fart Card Game Contents - Fart Card Game

    FART! The Explosive Card Game

    Fast, flatulent, fun!Fart, the explosive card game, is the side-splitting game that helps players unwind and release a little pressure! Players race to be the first to play all their cards from their hand. Wild hilarity and fun...and no small amount of...

    C$9.99
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  • The F Button Censored The Fuck Button The F*CK Button

    The F*CK Button

    This hilarious button does the cursing for you, playing one of nine memorable phrases each time you press it. Makes a perfect gift for weddings, funerals, retirement parties, anniversaries, gift baskets, delivery rooms and the mother-in-law! Measures 3...

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  • Dr Assburn's Jalapeno Hot Sauce

    Dr Assburn's Hot Sauce with Fresh Crushed Jalapeno

    Trust the good doctor to know how to make a killer hot sauce! Dr. Assburn's Fresh Crushed Jalapeno Hot Sauce is an outstanding creation of a Jalapeno-based hot sauce. This edition brings EXTREME heat and unforgettable flavour to your meals, not to...

    C$17.99
  • Little Shit Birthday Card Little Shit Birthday Card 2

    Little Shit Birthday Card

    Info: Size A2 (4.24 x 5.5) Inside: Blank Paper: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly Printing: Offset with Soy Based Inks Envelope: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA  

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  • Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Poop Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Vomit

    Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit

    This classic prank has been upgraded to slime for hands-on gross-out fun. Includes realistic barf and poop pranks filled with extra gross chunks. Choose One: Poop Vomit Details:  Each jar is approx 5.0 oz Ages 3+

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