My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Crappy Holidays Funny Poop Christmas Sweater by Funqi MSRP: C$39.99 Was: C$39.99 Now: C$29.99 Choose Options
Darn It To All Heck Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle Add a dash of humor and frustration-relief to your workout gear with the "Darn It To All Heck" Gym Crew Socks. These socks are perfect for those who like to express their feelings in a light-hearted way, combining comfort, durability, and a playful... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
I Don't Wear Underwear Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle Make a bold and humorous statement with the "I Don't Wear Underwear" Gym Crew Socks. These socks are perfect for those who love to express their quirky personality and enjoy a good laugh. Designed for comfort and durability, they add a playful twist to... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Coffee Makes Me Poop Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle Embrace your love for coffee and your sense of humor with the "Coffee Makes Me Poop" Gym Crew Socks. Perfect for coffee enthusiasts and those who appreciate a good laugh, these socks combine comfort, durability, and a fun design to add a bit of... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
I Love Being Weird Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle Step into a world of fun and individuality with the "I Love Being Weird" Gym Crew Socks. These socks are designed for those who embrace their unique quirks and love to stand out, offering both comfort and style for your active lifestyle... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Bigfoot Underpants FINALLY, EVIDENCE OF BIGFOOT Picture this: Dad is in the backyard mowing and finds Bigfoot Underpants in a bush! He might be credulous at first, but what proof is there that these are NOT Bigfoot’s underpants? Well, besides the 80" waist, sensible... MSRP: Was: Now: C$32.99 Add to Cart
4-Piece Cannabis Grinders in 3 Styles - Soda Pop Parody Here's a playful twist on iconic soda pop brands. These fun and functional grinders will bring a dash of whimsy and nostalgia to your day. From vibrant illustrations to smooth functionality, these grinders will add a refreshing pop to your herbal... MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Choose Options
Weener Kleener Novelty Soap Like most men, not all soaps were created equal. The Weener Kleener, however, is the best way to keep it clean. An outrageous gift for newlyweds, bachelorette parties, birthdays, and more. Details: Soap Dimensions: 3" Diameter One Size Fits... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Manwhore - Retro Boxed Bar Soap Immerse yourself in the scent of a true Manwhore with our retro-boxed Manwhore triple-milled bar soap. This raunchy soap has all the edge and attitude you'd expect from a real playboy. Indulge your senses with the ultimate bad-boy experience. Soap... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Getting Older and Shit - Scents of Humour Soy Blend Candle Look at You Getting Older and Shit! This fun "Scents of Humour" adds a touch of wit to any space. Captures the humour of aging with grace. Details: 9.6 oz Soy-blend candle with USA essential oils Glass vessel with wood top MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
I Love to Fart Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle There's so much to love about life, but time and time again, there's that one special thing that squeaks its way to the top of the list. FARTS! A new bright gym sock to celebrate the joys of life with you, great cushioned support for your feet so you... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle Anyone with a dog knows that they keep secrets better than any human. Nice to have some shit you don’t have to bag up, too. Details: Made in United States Unisex styling - refer to size chart in photos Fabric: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3%... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Horny for Thrift Stores Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle If the smell of dust and stale clothes gets you going, we can only imagine what happens when you turn someone's trash into your treasure. Splash some cold water on your face, wear these socks, and try not to climax in the bric-a-brac... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Horny for Books Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle There's nothing better than getting your nose between a perfect set of pages. If you like to lose yourself for hours reading books, then you're probably horny for books, so you should probably have some snappy socks that say you are...horny for books... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
The BULLSHIT Button This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it. Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, "That was bullshit". or shout, "Bullshit detected", over a wailing siren. No friend,... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q Wrap your feet in a floral rebellion with our 'I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower' socks – because even the most delicate blossoms have a fierce side. These socks not only keep your feet snug but also make a bold statement that your beauty comes with a... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
Aunts are the Shit Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q Declare your appreciation for awesome aunts with our 'Aunts Are the Shit' socks – a delightful fusion of warmth and admiration. These socks not only keep your feet cozy but also celebrate the fantastic, fun-loving aunts who bring joy and... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
A Sack of Shit Who do you know what deserves a sack of poo? Probably more than a few! These four man-made turds (but not the way you think - these are a wood composite) are a hilarious alternative to a lump of coal. Details: Turds vary in size from 2" to... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Dr Assburn's Hot Sauce with Fresh Crushed Jalapeno Trust the good doctor to know how to make a killer hot sauce! Dr. Assburn's Fresh Crushed Jalapeno Hot Sauce is an outstanding creation of a Jalapeno-based hot sauce. This edition brings EXTREME heat and unforgettable flavour to your meals, not to... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99
Little Shit Birthday Card Info: Size A2 (4.24 x 5.5) Inside: Blank Paper: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly Printing: Offset with Soy Based Inks Envelope: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit This classic prank has been upgraded to slime for hands-on gross-out fun. Includes realistic barf and poop pranks filled with extra gross chunks. Choose One: Poop Vomit Details: Each jar is approx 5.0 oz Ages 3+ MSRP: Was: Now: C$9.99 Choose Options
Emergency Underpants Dispenser Fresh underpants when you need them! One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, we've got you partially covered with the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. These boxes look a lot like... MSRP: Was: Now: C$13.99 Add to Cart
Instant Underpants in Tin NEED UNDERPANTS IN A HURRY? JUST ADD WATER! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily and they'll loosen up so that you can pull them apart! And remember, it's better to have damp... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Let That Shit Go Paint Candle Let that shit go. It's time. Details: Approximate 12 oz. net weight Materials: Soy candle and metal Packaging: Vintage style paint can holder Burn time approximately 60 hours Sweet release scent: Notes of cucumber, mint and... MSRP: C$29.99 Was: C$29.99 Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
Shit's Fucked - Emergency Ambiance Candle in Tin When shit's f*cked, burn it down with this emergency ambiance tin candle and help set the mood. A necessity for 2022. Details: Dimensions: Tin measures 3" x 3" x 1" Weight of candle is 3 oz. 100% soy candle Comes with old-school... MSRP: C$16.99 Was: C$16.99 Now: C$9.99
Fuck Work - Emergency Ambiance Candle in Tin This corner bar scented candle is the perfect gift for anyone who hates their job or just simply work in general. Don't quit, instead light one of the matches conveniently stored inside the lid and breathe om in. Details: Dimensions: Tin... MSRP: C$16.99 Was: C$16.99 Now: C$9.99 Add to Cart
Fuck My Socks Off Crew Socks for Women by Cool Socks Features: 100% Premium cotton for enhanced comfortability Double layered cotton bottom foot maximizes cushioning Thickened toe and heel for elite cushion and comfort Cotton tube ribbing for flexible and snug fit Material: Combed Cotton 95%,... MSRP: Was: Now: C$15.99 Add to Cart
Naughty Gnomes Mini Plant Pot Set This set of Naughty Gnomes will bring a smile to your face and make your plant pots extra cheeky! This set of four mini planter gnomes are each in a silly and Naughty pose including peeing, smoking, mooning, and giving the finger. Insert them into your... MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Add to Cart
Great White Fart Men's Boxer Briefs Underwear by Hatley Looking for a unique gift for your favourite guy? Gift him these hilarious great white fart boxer briefs that make a fun and functional stocking stuffer for any guy with a sense of humour. Details: Materials: 94% cotton and 6% spandex Inseam:... MSRP: Was: Now: C$24.99 Choose Options
Naughty Ornaments by Giant Microbes - Set of 5 STDs 5 STDs festively dressed up for the holidays! If you're going to be naughty this Christmas, best to educate yourself and be safe! This five-pack of ornaments from Giant Microbes includes plush versions of Herpes, Chlamydia, Pox, Clap and HPV. But... MSRP: Was: Now: C$24.99
Santa Poop Emoji Ornament Have you had a crappy year? This festive piece of poop is ready for some laughs this holiday season! Hand-painted quality resin Each ornament is hand painted. Size: 2.5" x 2" inches MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
How Snowflakes are Made - Frosty Parody Glass Bulb Ornament Here's Frosty, showing us how snowflakes are really made! Who knew?! Materials: Glass Dimensions: 3" in diameter MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
Toilet Mug Enjoy the office coffee the way it's designed to be, in this oversized Toilet Mug! Whether as a perfect gift for work colleagues, or a convenient way to do what your mother always told you not to do, this fun novelty mug is a tongue-in-cheek gift that... MSRP: Was: Now: C$27.99 Add to Cart
Crappy Holidays Funny Poop Christmas Sweater by Funqi "Frosty the Snow-Poop was as crappy as can be, with a head full of poop and the smell of pee-ewww, you'll be sure to smell him near." That's right friends, not all things this winter will melt, some will smell. Get a load of this Crappy Holidays... MSRP: C$39.99 Was: C$39.99 Now: C$29.99 Choose Options
Miss Snow Cones Naughty Ornament Miss Snow Cones sure has a nice set of cones! This "naughty" ornament make the perfect gag, bachelorette or white elephant gift! Details: Dimensions: Approximately 4" tall Materials: Unglazed ceramic Gold string to hang from the... MSRP: C$14.99 Was: C$14.99 Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Toilet Hockey Game He shoots he scores! This Toilet Hockey game is the perfect way to bring the game with you anywhere, and we mean anywhere. Toilet Hockey comes with a rink mat, a hockey stick, two pucks and one net. Details: Ages 4+ Rink Mat is 72cm long Pucks are... MSRP: Was: Now: C$21.99 Add to Cart
Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder Cold beer? Check. Dry hands? Check. Boobs? Double check. What more could a man want? Our best-selling beer holder looks like Nana knitted it herself—just for you. It’s a great gift for the man’s man.Details: Fits a standard... MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Add to Cart
