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  • X-Rated Valentine's Candy Hearts X-Rated Valentine's Hearts Front Back box

    X-Rated Conversation Hearts - Valentine's Candy

    The classic valentine's candy has been reimagined by very dirty minds! Gift your lover these classic candies with an x-rated twist. Each piece of heart-shaped candy in various colours are printed with sexy adult messages such as Sex God, Nice Tits, Blow...

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  • Risqué Valentine's Conversation Hearts Candies Box front and back

    Risqué Valentine's Conversation Candy Hearts

    The classic Valentine's candy is reimagined by dirty minds! Gift your lover these classic candies with a risqué twist. Each piece of heart-shaped candy in various colours are printed with messages such as Cute Butt, Kiss Me, Eat Me, and more. They...

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  • Flying Fuck Foam Glider Assembled Pieces

    Flying Fuck Novelty Toy Foam Glider

    Now you CAN give a flying fuck! Introducing the ultimate way to express your sense of humour while defying gravity—it's the "Flying Fuck" Foam Mini Glider! Crafted from soft, durable foam, this hilarious novelty gift for adults is perfect for those...

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  • Fuck This Sticky Note Pad

    Fuck This Sticky Note Pad

    Get ready to unleash your humour with the uproariously funny "Fuck" Sticky Note Pad! Featuring check boxes for "fuck this," "fuck that," "fuck off," "fuck it," "fuck yes," "fuck no," and "fuck you," plus a special spot for "Fuck me." Express yourself...

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  • Dear Asshole Sticky Note Pad

    Dear Asshole Sticky Note Pad

    Elevate your friendly reminders with the "Dear Asshole" sticky note, featuring vintage-inspired charming floral illustrations! This sticky note pad is perfect for those moments when you need to express your thoughts with a blend of serious sass and style...

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  • Betty's Bitch Slap Sticky Hand Purple sticky hand toy

    Betty's Bitch Slap Sticky Hand

    Keep 'em in line with "Betty's Bitch Slap" Sticky Hand—the ultimate sassy gag gift! Perfect for birthdays, office pranks, or just because you need a laugh, this sticky hand is ready to deliver some serious fun. Remember, bitch slap is not a...

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  • Hearts & Hard-Ons Candy Candy pieces

    Hearts & Hard-Ons Valentine's Candy 3oz Bag

    This bag of delicious and suggestive candy makes the perfect favour during Valentine's and Bachelorette party season. Each bag contains approximately 120 pieces of pink penis and red heart candies! Betcha can't have just one! Details: 3oz bag

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  • Squishy Boobs Stress Ball

    Squishy Boob Stress Ball

    Why settle for boring stress balls when you can fondle these fantastic fun bags? Whether you're stressed at work, home, or need a good laugh, these Super Fun Sensory Boobies tension relieving toys are always there to provide some titillating relief...

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  • Golden Middle Finger Customizable Trophy

    Golden F-U Finger Customizable Trophy

    An amusing trophy to let someone know how truly special they are! Recognize the Champion-Level Fucker in your home, office, or team with the Golden FU Finger Trophy. This 6-inch trophy is fully customizable with sticker to put on the base such as #1...

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  • World's Biggest Dick Trophy World's Biggest Dick Trophy

    World's Biggest Dick Trophy

    Make a bold statement with the "World's Biggest Dick" Trophy! Featuring a cheeky design, this humorous award is perfect for lighthearted gifting or as a playful gag at parties. A guaranteed laugh and a fun way to keep the mood lively! Dimensions: 4.8"...

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  • Giant I Love To Fart Mug

    Giant I Love To Fart Mug

    Make lunchtime and meetings more entertaining with our I Love To Fart Mug! It's a giant 22 oz mug, perfect for any kitchen or office. A surefire way to get people laughing, it's a great novelty gift for anyone who needs to spice up their day. Let out a...

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  • Naked Ramblers Mini Plant Pot Set Naked Ramblers Mini Plant Pot Set

    Naked Ramblers Mini Plant Pot Set

    The Naked Ramblers Mini Plant Pot Set features a whimsical design with tiny, naked figurines as plant pot picks. These quirky and fun decorations add a touch of humour and personality to your space, perfect for small succulents or herbs. A great gift for...

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  • Fuck My Socks Off Crew Socks for Women by Cool Socks - side view Fuck My Socks Off Crew Socks for Women by Cool Socks Fuck My Socks Off Crew Socks for Women by Cool Socks - detailed view

    Fuck My Socks Off Crew Socks for Women by Cool Socks

    Features: 100% Premium cotton for enhanced comfortability Double layered cotton bottom foot maximizes cushioning Thickened toe and heel for elite cushion and comfort Cotton tube ribbing for flexible and snug fit Material: Combed Cotton 95%,...

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  • Suck A Bag of Dicks Candy Candies

    Suck A Bag of Dicks Candy Bag (3oz)

    This bag of delicious and suggestive candy makes the perfect favour during Valentine's and Bachelorette party season - or just a big hint for the A-hole in your life! Each bag contains approximately 100 pieces of fruit-flavoured dick candy in...

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  • Super Fun Penis Solitaire Ring Pops

    Penis Ring Pop (Per Each)

    These cute 3-D penis-shaped solitaire ring suckers for adults are reminiscent of the old school candy rings. This naughty version is available in cherry, strawberry, or grape. These sweet and suggestive candies taste great and are a...

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  • Penis Candy Necklace

    Penis Candy Necklace (Per Each)

    These cute candy necklaces for adults are reminiscent of the old school candy necklace, but this naughty version has penis candy pendants in five fruity colours. These sweet and suggestive candies taste great and are a naughty and festive addition to any...

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  • Squishy Poops Squishy Poop Gag Squishy Poops Squishy Poops

    Squishy Poop Gag

    This slow rising squishy toy brings endless joy! Three styles available. You will receive ONE randomly chosen style. If you order more than one, we'll send an assortment.

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  • World's Biggest Piece Of Shit Trophy World's Biggest Piece Of Shit Trophy

    World's Biggest Piece Of Shit Trophy

    Bring on the laughs with the "World's Biggest Piece of Shit" Trophy! This over-the-top gag award is perfect for lighthearted humour at parties, office pranks, or as a playful gift for your most sarcastic friend. Sure to be the centerpiece of hilarious...

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  • Slut Cake Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap

    Slut Cake - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Add a playful twist to your grooming routine with "Slut Cake" Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap! This premium soap is triple-milled for a rich, creamy lather and long-lasting durability. With its sassy humour and high-quality craftsmanship, it’s the...

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  • Dat Ass Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap Whiskey River Bar Soap

    Dat Ass - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Treat yourself to a cheeky clean with the "Dat Ass" Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap! Crafted for a luxurious lather, this high-quality soap is triple-milled for a smooth finish and long-lasting use. Packaged in a fun, sassy box, it makes a perfect gift or a...

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  • I Never Fart Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q I Never Fart Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    I Never Fart Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Step into subtle denial with our 'I Never Fart' women's socks – a cheeky and lighthearted way to embrace a bit of elegance. These socks not only keep your feet cozy but also playfully challenge the laws of nature with a wink and a nod...

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  • See You In Hell Gym Crew Socks

    See You In Hell Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

    ​​​Add a devilish twist to your sock drawer with the See You in Hell Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle. These unisex, mid-calf socks feature bold cardinal red and orange lettering on a natural cotton base, making a fiery statement with every step​...

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  • Dirty Words Gym Crew Socks

    Dirty Words Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

    ​Step into cheeky style with the Dirty Words Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle, featuring George Carlin's infamous seven words you can't say on TV—boldly woven into soft, gray and black ribbed fabric. Details: Unisex styling - refer to size...

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  • Book Slut Gym Crew Socks

    Book Slut Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

    There's nothing better than getting your nose between a perfect set of pages. If you like to lose yourself for hours reading books, then you're probably a book slut, so you should probably have some snappy socks that say you are a...Book Slut...

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  • Poop Stress Toy in Package Poop Stress Toy in Hand Poop Stress Toy - Out of Package

    Poop Stress Toy

    When life stinks, grab Poopy and give him a good squeeze to turn your bad day around. A funny and practical gift for anyone in need of a little extra joy—because stress relief doesn’t have to be serious! Whether you're tackling a busy...

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  • F**k Boy Stress Toy in Package F**k Boy Stress Toy in Hand F**k Boy Stress Toy - Out of Package

    F**k Boy Stress Toy

    Are you like, literally so totally done with the f**kboys in your life? Why not replace them with our resident F**kboy, Chad. He’s not like other guys just squeeze him to relieve your stress! Details: Chad is approx. 5" tall Material: Slow...

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  • Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener

    Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener

    The Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener is a handy product with a funny name! Designed to tackle any unpleasant odor with ease, this discreet air freshener is made with activated charcoal to effectively absorb and neutralizes odors...

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  • Stretchy Log of Poop Gag Stretchy Log of Poop Gag Stretchy Log of Poop Gag

    Stretchy Log of Poop Gag

    Novelty squeeze turd stress reliever. Fiddle, stretch and squish all your problems away and use to prank friends and family for an unforgettable laugh! Details: Dimensions: 6" x 2" x 1" Made in China

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  • Adult XXX Charades Box Adult XXX Charades Back of Box

    Adult XXX Charades

    Charades is a fun game, but this naughty version is a titillating twist full of suggestive innuendos to turn up the heat. Just pick a card and start acting out to keep your party tied up for the night!  Details: 100 cards, score pad, 30...

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  • Handerpants Handerpants

    Handerpants

    UNDERPANTS FOR YOUR HANDS Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs. Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and...

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  • Hot Grandma Summer Boxed Soap Soap

    Hot Grandma Summer - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Hot Grandma Summer triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colorful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz

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  • Your MOM Boxed Soap Soap

    Your Mom - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Your MOM triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colorful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz

    C$14.99
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  • Moist Boxed Soap Soap

    Moist - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Moist triple-milled bar soap! It's the soap with a juicy fragrance that makes some people feel uncomfortable! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3...

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  • Big Cock Boxed Soap Soap

    Big Cock - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Big Cock triple-milled bar soap! Get dirtier with this unique and playful soap, featuring a big cock design that's sure to make you smile. A great way to wash away the dirtiness and stay fresh...

    C$14.99
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