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  • World's Smallest Boom Box World's Smallest Boom Box

    World's Smallest Boom Box Wireless Bluetooth Speaker

    Back in the day, boom boxes were big, loud, and portable, and we loved them for that. This one's still got a big sound, but at just 3.25 inches wide it's even more portable. It won't chew through the batteries, either; when it runs low just plug it into...

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  • Bluey Mash'ems Bluey Mash'ems

    Bluey Mash'ems

    Mash, twist, stretch, and play away!Leading the unboxing Youtube craze, Mash’ems are known as the highly collectible figures that are soft, squeezable, and have a squish you just can’t resist.These water-filled figures inclue Bluey and his...

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  • Yodelling Pickle

    Electronic Yodelling Pickle

    THIS PICKLE IS THE ULTIMATE CONVERSATION PIECE... THAT ALSO YODELS! Are you sick and tired of trying to convince a jar of pickles to yodel using melodious mind bullets and sheer force of will? So were we. At last, the Electronic Yodelling Pickle that...

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  • Sack of Shit novelty

    A Sack of Shit

    Who do you know what deserves a sack of poo? Probably more than a few! These four man-made turds (but not the way you think - these are a wood composite) are a hilarious alternative to a lump of coal. Details:  Turds vary in size from 2" to...

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  • Record Your Own Sound Button Blank Button ready for customizing! Record anything you want and listen over and over again Make one for your Teacher! Make one for the Prom!

    Record Your Own Message Button

    NOTE: The RetroFestive Team LOVES this product! We've recorded our kids over the years to create cherished keepsakes. Now you can record your very own sound button. Use it as a gag, or create an auditory time capsule. Perfect for creating cherished...

    C$17.99
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  • Magnetic Baby Face

    Magnetic Baby Face

    AWWW… LOOK AT BABY’S BEARD Some babies are born bald. Wouldn’t it be fun if you could give them hair? Just move the metal shavings with the magnetic plastic wand and create baby hairscapes that boggle the imagination! From hipster to...

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  • 12866 Bendy Rubber Chicken Bendy Rubber Chicken 12866

    Rubber Chicken Bendy 5-Inch Figure

    HE’S FUNNY NO MATTER WHAT HIS POSITION IS If you’re in search of perfectly pliable poultry to perch precariously on a precipice, this is the product for you! This 5" tall, soft vinyl rubber chicken is bendable and comes with an illustrated...

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  • The F Button Censored The Fuck Button The F*CK Button

    The F*CK Button

    This hilarious button does the cursing for you, playing one of nine memorable phrases each time you press it. Makes a perfect gift for weddings, funerals, retirement parties, anniversaries, gift baskets, delivery rooms and the mother-in-law! Measures 3...

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  • Cat Finger Puppets On Fingers View Cat Finger Puppets

    Finger Cats

    Finally, a cat that does what you want it to do!  Now you can always have a cat at the tip of your fingers! They come in four different styles (breeds) and are perfect for putting on a kitty puppet show that is almost certainly guaranteed to annoy...

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  • Dashboard Jesus Unboxed View Dashboard Jesus Boxed View Dashboard Jesus

    Dashboard Jesus

    The Dashboard Jesus is ready to be your copilot as you drive through the highways and byways of life. Just don't ask this Jesus to take the wheel, he is made of plastic and his arms are not long enough to effectively steer a car. Each 4'' Jesus figure...

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  • Instant Audience Button

    Instant Audience Button

    You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. There is no justice! Well, our Instant Audience lets you carry around the crowd reactions you deserve. This 3-1/2" electronic Instant Audience...

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  • Original Drinking Bird Lucky Drinking Bird Water Glass Drinking Bird Side View

    Amazing Drinking Bird

    Give the gift of scientific wonder when you give our Drinking Bird! This nostalgic novelty uses thermodynamics to keep this bird bobbing into a glass of water. Perfect for wasting time at the office or mesmerizing the kids with science. Dimensions:...

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  • Bendable Gumby and Pokey Figures Packaged View Bendable Gumby and Pokey Figures Unpackaged View

    Gumby and Pokey 6-Inch Bendable Figures

    Catch up with your old pals, Gumby and Pokey. These two retro bendable figures will give you total nostalgia vibes! Fans of nostalgic toys will love having their very own fun and flexible Gumby and Pokey bendable figures. The little green clay humanoid...

    C$22.99
  • Mini Fighter Racing Plane Mini Racing Planes

    Mini Fighter Racing Plane

    There are two different miniature foam Miniature Racing Planes to pop out and build in each pack. These easy-to-assemble planes come in a retro-inspired sleeve and are perfect for party bags. Ten different designs to collect in total. Details: Ages...

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  • WRIGGLY WOOLLY WORM

    Wriggly Wooly Worm

    A flexible fluffy worm with an invisible thread to make the worm slither hither and tither as if alive! Each comes with a clear string that you can pull along to make them look like they are alive.  Details: Approx 8" long You will receive...

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  • Blue or Gold Sticky-Man

    Sticky Man Wall Crawler

    Throw your Sticky-Man at a smooth wall and watch him climb down! The astounding, wall-crawling sticky-man is a funny retro toy with hours of fun in a small package! Details: Approx 3" tall You will receive a gold Sticky-Man OR a...

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  • Own Your Own Home Figurine Size

    Own Your Own Home Figurine

    Want to buy a house but don't have the cash? Finally own the house of your dreams with the Own Your Own Home! This funny figurine is a pocket sized red house to carry around while you dream!

    C$9.99
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  • Sunny the Blobfish

    Sunny the Blobfish

    While it’s in the water, a blobfish looks like any other fish, but as soon as you take it out, it transforms into a cartoonishly sad human face. We sometimes sing a song about blobfish that goes something like, “Blobfish, Blobfish, looks...

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  • Cleaning Kitties

    Cleaning Kitties

    Cleaning Kitties are for cat owners who accept that their cats have already won. Cats and cleanliness go hand in paw. Of course, while they enjoy cleaning themselves, let's just say they don’t have any shame about doing it at any time or anywhere...

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  • Finger Hedgehogs by Archie McPhee Hedgehog Finger Puppets

    Hedgehog Finger Puppets

    If there were ever a pageant of animals with quills, hedgehogs would probably win. (Although, have you seen that video of a porcupine eating corn?) This set of four 1-3/4" tall, soft vinyl hedgehog finger puppets comes in an assortment of four different...

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  • Perky Pigeon Novelty Wind-Up Perky Pigeon

    Wind-Up Perky Pigeon

    Keeping pigeons is a great hobby, but it’s expensive and messy. This 3-5/8" tall, hard vinyl wind-up pigeon is a fantastic replacement. When you wind it up, it skitters around like the real thing. Just scatter some seeds on the ground, wind it up...

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  • Deluxe Monster Finger Puppets

    Deluxe Monster Finger Puppets

    Our Finger Monsters will make you scared of your own finger! Looking for a monster with bulgy eyes and jiggly limbs? These best-selling Deluxe Finger Monsters are the all-time greatest finger frights! Every 2” tall, soft plastic fiend is a...

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  • Button - Emergency Chicken

    Emergency Chicken Button

    Just the other day we were thinking to ourselves, “This meeting would be going so much more smoothly if a chicken were participating.” But, of course, bringing an actual chicken is impractical because a chicken’s lack of pants clashes...

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  • Racing Possum in a Peanut Car Possum in a Peanut

    Possum in a Peanut

    Welcome to a magical land that looks like the idyllic countryside of a children’s book, but is truly an improbable place where alliterative animals drive around in legume cars. This pull-back peanut piloted by a possum is 5" long, has four wheels...

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  • Lord Phartwell's Hairy Scary "Jumping" Spider Lord Phartwell's Hairy Scary "Jumping" Spider 2

    Lord Phartwell's Hairy Scary Jumping Spider

    Beware – not for those with arachnophobia! Watch this rather hairy spider come alive as it jumps about. Great for party bags, stocking fillers and Halloween.  Scare the living daylights out of some poor unsuspecting passer by! ...

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  • Zen Garden Snow Day: A Little Time To Play Mini Kit

    Zen Garden Snow Day: A Little Time To Play Mini Kit

    Bring the relaxation of a snow day to your desktop anytime of year with Zen Garden Snow Day. A welcome respite from the demands of everyday life, it's the perfect meditative desk accessory for fun and effective stress relief.    Kit...

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  • Barbie Mash'ems Barbie Mash'ems Barbie Mash'ems

    Barbie Mash'ems

    Mash, twist, stretch, and play away!Leading the unboxing Youtube craze, Mash’ems are known as the highly collectible figures that are soft, squeezable, and have a squish you just can’t resist.These water-filled figures include 6 different...

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  • At Your Service Bell At Your Service Bell

    At Your Service Bell

    Ding, ding, ding!!! Can we help you? This fun little Service Bell is the perfect addition to playtime fun.   Details: Packaging:  Full colour illustrated box Dimensions:   Approx 2.5" × 3.25" × 3.25"

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  • Stress Breaker Stress Ball Stress Breaker Stress Ball Stress Breaker Stress Ball Stress Breaker Stress Ball

    Stress Breaker Stress Ball

    Inspired by the world’s toughest piece of candy, Stress Breaker is a unique stress ball with a splattered paint effect that resembles a real jawbreaker. Stress Breaker is a heavy-duty, tactile ball that squishes to help relieve stress, and can...

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  • Pup In A Cup Squeeze Toy Pup In A Cup Squeeze Toy Pup In A Cup Squeeze Toy Pup In A Cup Squeeze Toy

    Pup In A Cup Squeeze Toy

    Pup in a Cup is your new squishy, sophisticated companion! These espresso cups look like your favorite coffee drink, but give them a squeeze, and out comes an adorable little pup! Meet Cocoa Corgi, Lab-Latte, Frenchiatto, and Pugachino. Who knew such a...

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  • Pop a Chino Kitties Squeeze Toy Pop a Chino Kitties Squeeze Toy Pop a Chino Kitties Squeeze Toy

    Pop a Chino Kitties Squeeze Toy

    Pop-A-Chino is your new squishy, sophisticated companion! These espresso cups look like your favorite coffee drink, but give them a squeeze, and out comes an adorable little kitty cat! Who knew such a little cup could hold so much cuteness!Available in 4...

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  • Dino Skull Hand Puppet Dino Skull Hand Puppet Dino Skull Hand Puppet

    Dino Skull Hand Puppet

    Look out for these Dino Skull Hand Puppets! They are the Tyrannosaurus Rex OR Triceratops skull rubber hand puppets! Super stretchy prehistoric dino puppets make endless expressions, fierce and silly. One size fits most. Latex-free. The intricate skull...

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  • Peg Game Peg Game

    Peg Game

    Neato! Classics presents this nostalgic wooden peg game!  Just like you remember from childhood and just as challenging as ever to finish with only one peg left! Great way to occupy kids quietly in the car or while waiting for supper. Small pieces...

    C$7.99
  • Care Bears Micro Plush Care Bears Micro Plush Care Bears Micro Plush

    Care Bears Micro Plush

    These charming miniature plush toys bring iconic Care Bears to life with their vibrant colours and soft, huggable design, making them perfect go-anywhere companions for fans of all ages. Collection includes: Cheer Bear, Grumpy Bear, Good Luck Bear,...

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  • Chonky Cheeks Hamster Squeeze Toy Chonky Cheeks Hamster Squeeze Toy

    Chonky Cheeks Hamster Squeeze Toy

    Chonky Cheeks Hamster is a hilarious fidget toy that's perfect for sensory play or stress relief. Squeeze these adorable little hamsters and watch as they blow up their cheeks, as if they're storing up peanuts for later! These lovable critters are sure...

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