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Archie McPhee

Archie McPhee

  • Bacon Flavoured Candy Canes

    Bacon Candy Canes

    Bacon lovers will lick themselves silly over our bacon-flavoured candy canes! These unsuspecting 5.25-inch tall candy canes look like your regular everyday candy canes, but just one lick and BOOM...

    C$10.99
  • Chicken Soup Candy Canes

    Chicken Soup Candy Canes

    A whimsical twist on a holiday classic! These uniquely flavoured candy canes blend the nostalgic shape and sweetness of traditional candy canes with a savoury hint inspired by comforting chicken soup...

    C$10.99
  • Ketchup Candy Canes Archie McPhee Ketchup Candy Canes

    Ketchup Candy Canes

    THE BEST CANDY CANE TO EAT WITH FRENCH FRIES Everyone's favourite condiment, but for Christmas! Do you know what makes mediocre food edible? Ketchup! So, just imagine how a ketchup-flavoured candy...

    C$10.99
  • Pacific Salmon Candy Canes

    Pacific Salmon Candy Canes

    Celebrate the season with a bold, unexpected treat — Pacific Salmon Candy Canes! These unique candy canes combine the festive tradition of sweet peppermint with the rich, savory essence of...

    C$10.99
  • Pickle flavoured Candy Canes

    Pickle Candy Canes

    Christmas can be a difficult time for someone who isn't that into sweets. If you're the savory sort, you might prefer the dill tang of our Pickle Candy Canes. Not only do they have an elegant green...

    C$10.99
  • Air Freshener - Squirrel in Underpants

    Air Freshener - Squirrel in Underpants

    It might seem weird at first, but if you think about it, squirrels in underpants were inevitable. Those little streakers have been running naked through trees for too long! This 4-3/4" tall air...

    C$5.99
  • Bacon Candy in Tin

    Bacon Candy in Tin

    These red and white striped hard candies look just like the ones that grandma used to put in her fancy candy dish for the holidays. But, my oh my, would grandma be in for a surprise if she popped one...

    C$8.99
  • Bag of Itty Bitty Cats

    Bag of Itty Bitty Cats

    The Bag of Itty Bitty Cats is a charming collection of adorable miniature feline figurines that brings joy to any cat lover's heart. Each tiny cat features unique colors and playful poses, making...

    C$12.99
  •  Bag of Itty Bitty City Creatures

    Bag of Itty Bitty City Creatures

    YOU CALL THEM RODENTS, I CALL THEM FRIEND There is wee wildlife in the big city! Itty Bitty City Critters! Sure, they cause messes and damage your property, but the animals that live in urban areas...

    C$12.99
  • Bigfoot Air Freshener Bigfoot Air Freshener Car

    Bigfoot Air Freshener

    Let Bigfoot fill your car with the scent from his native habitat with our pine-scented Bigfoot Air Freshener. He measures 5 inches long and can be hung in your car, RV, or any place else you please...

    C$5.99
  • Capybara Finger Puppet

    Capybara Finger Puppet

    Meet your new mellow little friend — the Capybara Finger Puppet! Soft, cuddly, and full of chill charm, this adorable puppet captures the world’s largest rodent in mini form. Perfect for...

    C$3.50
  • Cleaning Cat Air Freshener

    Cleaning Cat Air Freshener

    The Cleaning Cat Air Freshener is a delightful way to keep your space smelling fresh while adding a playful touch to your decor. Featuring a charming cat design, this air freshener releases a...

    C$5.99
  • Dante's Inferno Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Dante's Inferno Candy Canes - Set of 6

    These Dante's Inferno Candy Canes are the mildly spicy product of a pretty bad version of Hades that Dante never imagined! You get six 5-1/4" tall, sweet candy canes with a hint of demonic spice...

    C$10.99
  • Dashboard Jesus Unboxed View Dashboard Jesus Boxed View Dashboard Jesus

    Dashboard Jesus

    The Dashboard Jesus is ready to be your copilot as you drive through the highways and byways of life. Just don't ask this Jesus to take the wheel, he is made of plastic and his arms are not long...

    C$14.99
  •  Deluxe Monster Finger Puppets

    Deluxe Monster Finger Puppets (per each)

    Our Finger Monsters will make you scared of your own finger! Looking for a monster with bulgy eyes and jiggly limbs? These best-selling Deluxe Finger Monsters are the all-time greatest finger...

    C$3.50
  • Disappointed Sigh Button

    Disappointed Sigh Button

    AUTOMATED DISMAY Did you ever get so tired of sighing at things that you wanted to sigh, but then realized that would only make things worse? These days, so many things are disappointing that...

    C$14.99
  • 12911 Emergency Goat Button

    Emergency Goat Button

    GOAT SCREAMS ARE SO WEIRD It’s a goat emergency! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time but it’s also a popular animal! We all dream of owning our own herd of bleating,...

    C$14.99
  • Emergency Googly Eyes in Tin

    Emergency Googly Eyes in Tin

    We're going to let you in on a secret that, until now, had only been shared with kindergarten teachers and crafters: googly eyes make everything better! Our Emergency Googly Eyes come in a beautiful,...

    C$7.99
  • Emergency Monkey Button

    Emergency Monkey Button

    MORE FUN THAN A POCKETFUL OF MONKEYS Are you a chimp simp? We’ve all dreamed of having a monkey accompany us in our daily business, but we’ve watched enough nature documentaries to know...

    C$14.99
  • Emergency Underpants in Tin Emergency Underpants in Tin Display Case View

    Emergency Underpants in Tin

    DON'T LET SOILED UNDERPANTS RUIN YOUR DAY! Emergency Underpants are always there for you when you need them. They come in a 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin that slips easily into a purse or briefcase. Now...

    C$8.99
  • Finger Hands Finger Hands in Box Finger Hands on Model

    Finger Hands

    YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HANDLE THIS! These tiny hands are sure to take care of a lot of hand needs. Each soft rubber 2-3/4” hand slips on an adult finger and turns your finger into an arm...

    C$3.50
  • Gilly The Bath Axolotl

    Gilly the Bath Axolotl

    Make bath time extra fun with Gilly the Bath Axolotl! This adorable water-loving friend is ready to splash, play, and float along for endless tub-time adventures. With its bright colors and friendly...

    C$8.99
  • Gravy Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Gravy Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Gravy Candy Canes are here to save Christmas the same way that actual gravy saves dry turkey. No matter how bad a holiday meal is, you can always count on gravy to cover everything up and make it...

    C$10.99
  • Handerpants Handerpants

    Handerpants

    UNDERPANTS FOR YOUR HANDS Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs...

    C$19.99