Council of Monsters Playing Cards in Tin OF COURSE A VAMPIRE IS THE KING OF HEARTS If you love monsters as much as we do, this deck of Council of Monsters Playing Cards will haunt your dreams — in a good way. This is the official... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Deliquents with Combs - Folding Pocket Comb You've heard the stories: gangs of well-coiffed hoodlums terrorizing the streets with jars of pomade and pocket combs. It's about time you invested in some protection for your 'do! Each of these... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Emergency Bigfoot Sounds that will trick even the most experienced Bigfoot hunter! You’re probably wondering how we got the actual Bigfoot to make sounds for our Emergency Bigfoot noisemaker. Let’s... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Glow-in-the-Dark Skeleton Hands Finger Puppet What’s inside our popular Finger Hands? We like to imagine it’s these 3" tall, soft vinyl Skeleton Finger Hands. These Skeleton Finger Hands are not only anatomically accurate, but they... MSRP: Was: Now: C$3.50 Add to Cart
Groov'n Bigfoot Eraser IT’S BIGFOOT AND IT’S FREAKY These Bigfoot Erasers are the perfect thing to erase all the things “the man” has forced you to think. Bigfoot doesn’t want your harsh... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Happy Axolotl Glass Christmas Ornament If Santa were hip to trending animals, he’d drop those old school reindeer (yawn) and switch over to a sleigh drawn by a team of axolotls. Thus, our Axolotl Ornament. Axolotls are amphibious,... MSRP: Was: Now: C$23.99 Add to Cart
Happy Axolotl Vinyl Figure AMPHIBIOUSLY ADORABLE Anyone who knows what an axolotl is will want at least a few of these! These 3" long, soft vinyl axolotls come in four glorious color combinations. They’re even... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Instant Underpants in Tin NEED UNDERPANTS IN A HURRY? JUST ADD WATER! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily and they'll loosen up so that you can pull them... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Itty Bitty Gargoyles You need the right tool for the job, and these Itty Bitty Gargoyles are exactly what you need to repel miniature malevolence. Gargoyles are the protectors of buildings and personal space. The... MSRP: Was: Now: C$10.99 Add to Cart
Office Possum Our stuffed latex Office Possum is designed to hang on the side of your garbage can or computer monitor. Can also be used on kitchen trash cans, television sets or sneeze guards. Just bend its... MSRP: Was: Now: C$29.99 Add to Cart
Racing Cockroach You never know when you’ll need an infestation of Racing Roaches, so grab a few of these! Pull back on one, release it, and watch it tear off at top speed like someone just turned on a light... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Ultimate Geek Pen Indulge your gadget-loving geekiness wih this high tech pen! This high-tech gadget has enough bells and whistles to make most geeks drool. Twist the metal tip and you get a ballpoint pen... MSRP: Was: Now: C$13.99 Add to Cart
Unicorn Discovery Kit All the stuff you need to find a unicorn is in this box. Ok Ok... You don’t really find a unicorn, but a unicorn does find you!! This kit helps you discover your inner unicorn and... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Crazy Cat Lady Glass Ornament Crazy for cats or know someone who is? Our Crazy Cat Lady ornament makes the perfect gift! This cat lady’s lookin’ fine in her glittery bathrobe and matching slippers with a cat at her... MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Add to Cart
Super Awesome Colouring Book Sometimes being an adult feels a little black and white. The weight of responsibility can make you lose sight of how amazing the world is and you need a charge of colorful SUPER AWESOME! That's where... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
World's Best Stocking Stuffer Deluxe Tongue Scraper Is this the world's best stocking stuffer? Of course it is, it says so right on the package! This is the perfect item to put in a stocking along with some socks and an orange. What kid doesn't like... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Lucky Yodelling Christmas Pickle Ornament The Germans have a tradition of hiding a pickle on their Christmas tree, and the first child to find it on Christmas morning has a year of luck! Of course, no actual Germans have heard of this... MSRP: Was: Now: C$21.99 Add to Cart