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Archie McPhee

Archie McPhee

  • Mac-n-Cheese Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Mac-n-Cheese Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Macaroni and Cheese Candy Canes are a particular favorite of picky eaters. These candy canes taste like your childhood favorite — mac and cheese. It’s like comfort food-flavored comfort...

    C$10.99
  • Office Squirrel Office Squirrel

    Office Squirrel

    YOUR SQUIRREL FRIDAY   You don’t have to be nuts to work here, but it helps! The Office Squirrel is an 8-1/2" tall, stuffed latex squirrel with bendable, posable arms that would be...

    C$32.99
  • Pickle Candy in Tin

    Pickle Candy in Tin

    THIS CANDY IS DILL-ICIOUS If you like a pickle, you’ll love Pickle Candy! These green and white striped hard candies look like something grandma might keep in a crystal dish on the credenza...

    C$8.99
  • Possum Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Possum Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Possum Candy Canes feature the garbage-fueled flavor of a possum! Possums are known for many of their positive qualities — garbage rummaging, crooked toothy smiles and flirty hisses. Now, with...

    C$10.99
  • Sunny the Blobfish

    Sunny the Blobfish

    While it’s in the water, a blobfish looks like any other fish, but as soon as you take it out, it transforms into a cartoonishly sad human face. We sometimes sing a song about blobfish that...

    C$12.99
  • Air Freshener - Pickle

    Air Freshener - Pickle

    During your commute, do you feel like a pickle in a jar? This Pickle Air Freshener will add some dill to your daily drive as it dangles deliciously from your mirror. This 5-1/2” tall Pickle...

    C$5.99
  • Aromatic Mushroom Air Freshener Aromatic Mushroom Air Freshener

    Aromatic Mushroom Air Freshener

    FEELING DOWN? HAVE A LITTLE FUNGUS! Hopefully, your car isn’t so musty it has actual mushrooms in it. This Mushroom Air Freshener is so realistic, you’ll feel like a gnome every time you...

    C$5.99
  • Axolotl Air Freshener

    Axolotl Air Freshener

    SMELLS LIKE A SMILE When you’re trapped in traffic, the sly smile of this pink axolotl will remind you that you’d probably be happier living underwater surrounded by bubbles. Not to...

    C$5.99
  • Bigfoot Finger Puppet Bigfoot Finger Puppet Bigfoot Finger Puppet

    Bigfoot Finger Puppet

    A FOOT ON YOUR FINGER Our new Bigfoot Finger Puppet is proudly displaying his famous tootsies to the world. Most finger puppets don’t have feet, but we couldn’t leave them off Bigfoot!...

    C$3.50
  • Bigfoot Underpants Bigfoot Underpants

    Bigfoot Underpants

    FINALLY, EVIDENCE OF BIGFOOT Picture this: Dad is in the backyard mowing and finds Bigfoot Underpants in a bush! He might be credulous at first, but what proof is there that these are NOT...

    C$32.99
  • Boy Band Cats

    Boy Band Cats

    Our 4-Pack of Boy Band Cats is a fun and quirky collection that reimagines your favourite feline friends as adorable boy band members! Each cat features unique outfits and accessories inspired by...

    C$21.99
  • Collection of Mini Garden Birds Collection of Mini Garden Birds

    Collection of Mini Garden Birds

    A FLOCK IN YOUR POCKET Spotting a beautiful bird in your backyard is like watching a fashion show. This Collection of Mini Garden Birds is a set of eight different soft vinyl birds that you can...

    C$19.99
  • Yodelling Pickle

    Electronic Yodelling Pickle

    THIS PICKLE IS THE ULTIMATE CONVERSATION PIECE... THAT ALSO YODELS! Are you sick and tired of trying to convince a jar of pickles to yodel using melodious mind bullets and sheer force of will? So...

    C$19.99
  • Enchanted Snail Air Freshener

    Enchanted Snail Air Freshener

    The Enchanted Snail Air Freshener in sandalwood scent brings a whimsical touch to your space while filling the air with a warm, soothing fragrance. Featuring an adorable snail design, this air...

    C$5.99
  •  Meditating Mushroom  Meditating Mushroom  Meditating Mushroom  Meditating Mushroom Meditating Mushroom

    Meditating Mushroom

    A MEDLEY OF MINDFUL MUSHROOMS Meditating Mushrooms are for goblincore fanatics! When you see mushrooms in the forest sitting in a ring, it might be that they’re just on a fungus-friendly...

    C$6.99
  •  Nose Finger Puppet  Nose Finger Puppet  Nose Finger Puppet

    Nose Finger Puppet

    THIS FINGER PUPPET IS NOTHING TO SNEEZE AT While some might say everyone has their own Nose Finger Puppet, we still see the need in polite society for a Nose Finger Puppet. You have so many finger...

    C$2.99
  •  Pancake Mask Glasses Pancake Mask Glasses

    Pancake Mask Glasses

    SO REALISTIC THEY’LL POUR SYRUP ON YOU Our Pancake Mask turns you into a butter-topped stack of flapjacks! Just put a dab of maple syrup behind your ear, and no one will be able to tell the...

    C$14.99
  • Air Freshener - Possum 2 Air Freshener - Possum

    Possum Air Freshener

    PLEASANT POSSUM PONG This 4-5/8" long, heavy cardstock air freshener is playing dead and smelling like the banana peel it slept on last night. It’s a pretty cute possum from its toothy snout...

    C$5.99
  • Racing Sloth Racing Sloth

    Racing Sloth

    THEY’RE A HILARIOUS AND CUTE OXYMORON Racing Sloths that are built for speed, but prefer to stroll. When actual sloths join together in competition, they compete to be the slowest. In our...

    C$6.99
  • 12866 Bendy Rubber Chicken  Bendy Rubber Chicken 12866

    Rubber Chicken Bendy 5-Inch Figure

    HE’S FUNNY NO MATTER WHAT HIS POSITION IS If you’re in search of perfectly pliable poultry to perch precariously on a precipice, this is the product for you! This 5" tall, soft vinyl...

    C$7.99
  • Splat Possum Splat Possum

    Splat Possum

    EXPRESS YOUR PASSION WITH POSSUMS The Splat Possum is a bit of a masochist. Whether you are dropping it or throwing it as hard as possible, this possum will take it with a devious grin. Angry? Splat...

    C$22.99
  • Squeaky Pickle Squeaky Pickle

    Squeaky Pickle

    A PICKLE WITH PERFECTLY POSITIVE PERSONALITY You knew pickles could yodel, but we’ve upped the game with our Squeak Pickle. In the Archie McPhee laboratories, we wondered what would happen if...

    C$14.99
  • Squishy Bigfoot  Squishy Bigfoot BFF  Squishy Bigfoot BFF

    Squishy Bigfoot BFF

    THE MOST RELAXED BIGFOOT Ever dream of being pals with a Sasquatch? This squishy, squeezable fellow wants to be your BFF (Bigfoot Friend Forever). Squishy Bigfoot BFF is a 6" tall, soft rubber lump...

    C$19.99
  • The Deluxe Rubber Chicken

    The Deluxe Rubber Chicken

    THE RUBBER CHICKEN IS THE UNIVERSAL SYMBOL OF HUMOUR This isn't the scrawny, anemic, unrealistic Rubber Chicken sold everywhere else; this is the world's finest version! The amount of care and...

    C$14.99