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  • Jaws Camp Mug Front You're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat Jaws Mug Top View of Jaws Mug

    Jaws Bigger Boat 20 ounce Ceramic Camper Mug

    You'll never go in the water again. Celebrate the seminal movie JAWS when you drink from this handsome 20-ounce camp-style Jaws mug. Features the famous artwork of Jaws on the front, and the tagline "You're gonna need a bigger boat" on the back. Holds...

    C$19.99
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  • Vinyl Care Kit Vinyl Care Kit

    Vinyl Care Kit

    The Vinyl Care Kit is an essential set for any vinyl record enthusiast, designed to keep your collection in top condition. It includes tools for cleaning and maintaining your records, ensuring smooth playback and longevity. A perfect gift for audiophiles...

    C$26.99
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  • Blood Bath Shower Gel Blood Bath Shower Gel

    Blood Bath Shower Gel

    Blood Bath Shower Gel offers a spooky, fun twist to your daily shower routine. This gory-looking, yet soothing, shower gel lathers up into a rich, fragrant foam, leaving your skin clean and refreshed. With its bold packaging and...

    C$13.99
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  • Poop Jokes Poop Jokes

    Poop Jokes

    Poop Jokes is a hilarious collection of silly, cheeky, and laugh-out-loud jokes all about everyone's favorite potty humor. Perfect for kids and adults who enjoy a good giggle, this book is packed with puns, riddles, and jokes that are sure to cause a...

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  • Dog Jokes Dog Jokes

    Dog Jokes

    Dog Jokes is a fun collection of pun-filled and tail-waggingly funny jokes for dog lovers of all ages. Packed with clever wordplay and canine-themed humour, this book is perfect for sharing laughs with family, friends, or even your furry companion. A...

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  • Dad Jokes - Golf Edition Dad Jokes - Golf Edition

    Dad Jokes - Golf Edition

    Dad Jokes - Golf Edition is a must-have for golf lovers who enjoy a good laugh on and off the course. Packed with pun-filled, groan-worthy jokes, this collection is perfect for sharing with friends during a round or as a fun gift for the golfer in your...

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  • Dino Poop Bath Bombs Dino Poop Bath Bombs

    Dino Poop Bath Bombs

    Dino Poop Bath Bombs make bath time a prehistoric adventure with their fun, fizzing design. These bath bombs dissolve in water, releasing vibrant colors and delightful scents while being gentle on the skin. A perfect gift for dino lovers who enjoy a...

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  • Tiger Tees Golf Tee Tiger Tees Golf Tee

    Tiger Tees Golf Tee

    Tee off with a pro! Tiger Tees are a humorous golf accessory designed for durability, making them a great choice for golfers of all skill levels. Perfect for the course or practice range, they help enhance your game with a dash of humour! Details: 4...

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  • Poop Stress Toy in Package Poop Stress Toy in Hand Poop Stress Toy - Out of Package

    Poop Stress Toy

    When life stinks, grab Poopy and give him a good squeeze to turn your bad day around. A funny and practical gift for anyone in need of a little extra joy—because stress relief doesn’t have to be serious! Whether you're tackling a busy...

    C$16.99
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  • Donut Hole Holster Prank Gift Donut Hole Holster Prank Gift

    Prank Gift: Timbits Donut Hole Holster

    Grab your Timbits, Canada! The "Donut Hole Holster" is a novelty prank gift designed to amuse and surprise recipients. It humorously presents itself as a wearable holster for Timbits, adding a playful twist to gift-giving occasions...

    C$8.99
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  • CelebriDucks: KISS the Demon Rubber Duck KISS CelebriDucks KISS The Demon Rubber Duck - Out of Box KISS The Demon Rubber Duck - In Box

    CelebriDucks: The Demon - Tribute to KISS Rubber Duck

    Easily identified by his trademark face paint and stage outfits, KISS – The Demon rubber duck will bring the excitement of a live performance right to your bath tub. Sealed, weighted and floats upright, making him the perfect bath time companion...

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  • I'm Kind Of A Big Dill Crew Socks by Yo Sox

    I'm Kind Of A Big Dill Crew Socks by Yo Sox

    The "I'm Kind of a Big Dill" Crew Socks by Yo Sox feature a playful pickle design accompanied by the humorous phrase "I'm Kind of a Big Dill." These socks add a fun and quirky touch to your wardrobe, perfect for those who appreciate a good pun...

    C$12.99
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  • Boxing Monster Pen Boxing Monster Pen

    Boxing Monster Pen

    The Boxing Monster Pen is a playful writing instrument featuring a monster-shaped handle with movable boxing arms, adding a touch of fun to your writing experience. This pen is available in assorted designs, including purple with a pink head, green with...

    C$5.99
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  • The Happy Wife Button The Happy Wife Button

    The Happy Wife Button

    The Happy Wife Button is a humorous novelty item designed to add a touch of fun to your relationship. When pressed, it plays one of several affirmative phrases, including: "Yes Dear" "You're the boss" "You're never wrong" This button is...

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  • Retro Kit Cat Clock Side - Kit-Cat Clock Kit-Cat Clock box

    Classic Black Original Kit-Cat Klock

    For 80 years, the original Kit-Cat Klock has hung in homes of families around the world. Perched on the wall, Kit-Cat swings his tail and rolls his eyes as time ticks by. The classic design hasn't changed much since the 1950s, making the Kit-Cat Clock...

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  • White Gentleman Kit-Cat Klock with Black Bow Tie White Kit-Cat Klock with Black Bow Tie

    White Kit-Cat Klock - Gentlemen's Limited Edition

    Perfectly dressed for any occasion, the White Original Kit-Cat Clock sports a black bow tie and as always, his contagious smile! This Original size Limited Edition stands 15.5” tall, head to tail. The famous rolling eyes,...

    C$99.99
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  • Pop! Sports: MLB - LA Dodgers Shohei Ohtani Pop! Sports: MLB - LA Dodgers Shohei Ohtani Pop! Sports: MLB - LA Dodgers Shohei Ohtani

    Pop! Sports: MLB - LA Dodgers Shohei Ohtani

    Shohei Ohtani, pitcher and designated hitter for the Los Angeles Dodgers, to join your Major League Baseball collection! Build your dream baseball team by making room in your roster for Pop! Shohei Ohtani in his white home uniform as he hits...

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  • Bean Boozled Fiery Five 54Oz Bag by Jelly Belly

    Bean Boozled Fiery Five 54g Bag by Jelly Belly

    The Bean Boozled Fiery Five 54oz Bag by Jelly Belly features a daring assortment of jelly beans with five intense, spicy flavors. Perfect for thrill-seekers, each bean offers a fiery challenge, with flavors ranging from sizzlin' hot to incredibly...

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  • Tragically Hip - Music @ Work LP Vinyl Record

    Tragically Hip - Music @ Work 2LP Vinyl Record

    Celebrate the distinct sound of one of Canada’s most beloved rock bands with the "Music @ Work" LP Vinyl Record by The Tragically Hip. Released in 2000, this album captures The Hip’s signature blend of alternative rock with poetic and...

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  • Pull My Finger Dad Jokes Mini Kit

    Pull My Finger Dad Jokes Mini Kit

    Bring a smile to everyone's face with the Pull My Finger Dad Jokes Mini Kit! This hilarious kit includes a mini finger that says dad jokes and a book of even more side-splitting dad jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone. Perfect for parties,...

    C$15.50
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  • Big Cock Boxed Soap Soap

    Big Cock - Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Big Cock triple-milled bar soap! Get dirtier with this unique and playful soap, featuring a big cock design that's sure to make you smile. A great way to wash away the dirtiness and stay fresh...

    C$14.99
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  • Toilet Golf Game Toilet Golf Game

    Toilet Golf Game

    Toilet Golf! The toilet time golf game that lets you practice your putting while sitting on the throne. A perfect gift for any golfer! Includes: putting green cup with a flag 2 golf balls retractable putter "Do Not Disturb" door hanger

    C$22.99
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  • Going to Get Shit Done Socks

    Going to Get Shit Done Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    I am Going to Get Shit Done ... Tomorrow! It feels good to just say it out loud, doesn't it? Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 56% combed cotton, 41% nylon, 3% spandex

    C$18.99
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  • Actual Super Hero Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Actual Super Hero Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    It's a bird! it's a plane! It's a regular person doing pretty amazing things on a daily basis!  Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 50% combed cotton, 47% nylon, 3% spandex

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  • Love Me a Good Pop Socks

    Love Me a Good Poop Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    I know you already knew that about me, but I felt like since I say it so much, it would be more efficient for me to just knit it onto a sock. Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not...

    C$18.99
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  • Bubble Wrap Popper Sheets

    Box of Bubble Wrap Popper Sheets

    Bubble wrap was the original fidget toy! Pop your worries away with this box of bubble wrap popper sheets. Bursting stress has never been so satisfying – it's the ultimate therapy in a box. Take a break, pop away, and turn your tension into a...

    C$7.99
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  • Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

    Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

    Like a stand-up comedian for your bathroom, our Crap Jokes toilet paper guarantees a laugh every time you unroll the punchline. It's the only TP that leaves you both clean and in stitches! Details:  200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging: Illustrated...

    C$9.99
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  • Worst Gift Ever Socks for Men Front View - Worst Gift Ever Socks Lifestyle Shot - Men's Worst Gift Ever Socks

    Worst Gift Ever Men's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just stand there, someone hand this sock a stiff cocktail! Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 -...

    C$18.99
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  • Football Sunday Socks by Blue Q Front View - Football Sunday Socks Lifestyle Shot - Football Sunday

    Sunday Football Socks Men's Crew by Blue Q

    Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Also: sweat pants, warm feet, can't lose! Also: great gift, he'll owe you one, can't lose. Details: Men's Crew Sock fits shoe size 7 - 12 Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach 57% combed...

    C$18.99
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