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It’s your chance to be in the hot seat: answer deeply personal and potentially awkward questions or face the Last Dab.
This party game consists of 250 questions that pit players against each other, burn bridges and bring up past stories we were...
Make your movie night a real booger with Sour Boogers! These tasty and realistic-looking gummies come in an adorable 3 oz theater box, with 18 half-inch slimers in Snottermelon (watermelon) Sour Green Boogy (green apple), and Slimeapple (pineapple)...
I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to.
Women's Crew Sock fits shoe size 5 - 10
58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex
Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach
This design boldly goes where no socks have gone before, hilariously redefining what it means to...have a blast.
Men’s sizes 10-13
70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Spandex
These cheeky socks will have you kicking butt, taking names, and leaving a trail of laughter in your wake.
Men’s sizes 10-13
70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Spandex
This classic prank has been upgraded to slime for hands-on gross-out fun. Includes realistic barf and poop pranks filled with extra gross chunks.
Each jar is approx 5.0 oz
Sometimes self-care can be a squeeze away. Place in hand and squeeze, one for each fist. Repeat as needed, really whenever. Includes 2 stress balls with the phrases "Adulting Ain't Easy" and "Stress Level = 2007 Britney"
Contains 2 stress...
A popular practical joke item, the Bed Bug Bugfetti is simple and fun. This bed bug gag gift contains 10 grams of black bug-shaped black confetti pieces. Each piece of confetti looks like a tiny bug with little legs and a rounded body...
This joke really sticks!
Make the joke stick with this assortment of gag stickers including cracked glass, fake electrical outlets and "voice-activated" sure to fool friends and family.
Comes with 20 stickers, 4 each of 5...
Pick n' Flick!
Each snot slinger is vivid green and super stretchy. Made to look like a long string of goopy snot, each one can be stretched and flung into the air. Suitable for indoor or outdoor play. Won’t permanently stick to surfaces or leave...
It's a real toot!
Who doesn’t crack up when they hear a whoopee cushion go off? Our Bookie Cushion is a mashup of the classic fart gag and a functional bookmark. Use it to keep your place in your textbook, or clear the place in your classroom or...
"Frosty the Snow-Poop was as crappy as can be, with a head full of poop and the smell of pee-ewww, you'll be sure to smell him near."
That's right friends, not all things this winter will melt, some will smell. Get a load of this Crappy Holidays...
Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper!
Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!
Choose your style...
Hey, big guy, remember to lock the bathroom door next time, would ya?
Looks like this year the nice list is getting presents and the naughty list is getting... coal-ons? All of your pure thoughts about Santa have been flushed down the toilet after...
Strikingly sour, lightly sweet, as fun as can be, and all served in a toilet?! YES. It’s all just in a day’s work for …Kidsmania Sour Flush.
Kidsmania Sour Flush is your classic candy combo with a bathroom twist. One half is a sour...
Rise to the occasion with Morning Wood all natural, hand made soap! The Morning Wood bar of soap features a carved wood grain design with a fresh pine scent. Do not be ashamed of your Morning Wood, use it with confidence, or lend it to your spouse...
Snot is a game that is not to be sneezed at! Players lay their cards in sequence from Ahhh, to Choo, to Snot, then Tissue. Play a Snot Me card to skip the next player, or Back Up Bogey card to change the direction of play. Breathe freely when you...
Looking for a unique gift for your favourite guy? Gift him these hilarious great white fart boxer briefs that make a fun and functional stocking stuffer for any guy with a sense of humour.
Materials: 94% cotton and 6% spandex
Have you had a crappy year? This festive piece of poop is ready for some laughs this holiday season!
Hand-painted quality resin
Each ornament is hand painted.
Size: 2.5" x 2" inches
Here's Frosty, showing us how snowflakes are really made! Who knew?!
Dimensions: 3" in diameter
Enjoy the office coffee the way it's designed to be, in this oversized Toilet Mug! Whether as a perfect gift for work colleagues, or a convenient way to do what your mother always told you not to do, this fun novelty mug is a tongue-in-cheek gift that...
Miss Snow Cones sure has a nice set of cones! This "naughty" ornament make the perfect gag, bachelorette or white elephant gift!
Dimensions: Approximately 4" tall
Materials: Unglazed ceramic
Gold string to hang from the...
A wonderful way to take care of gifting this holiday season. A hilarious novelty lump of coal on a red stand that is ready for you to give to the naughty ones on the Christmas list. It's a great gift for the hard to shop for A**holes in your life. Made...
Cold beer? Check. Dry hands? Check. Boobs? Double check. What more could a man want? Our best-selling beer holder looks like Nana knitted it herself—just for you. It’s a great gift for the man’s man.Details:
Fits a standard...
This hilarious kitten coffee mug, from the Say Anything series by Genuine Fred, features an adorable illustration of two kittens with the hilarious tagline "The hell you looking at?"
Holds 16 oz
Genuine Fred's Say Anything mugs tell the world exactly how you feel. This "Draggin' Ass" coffee mug features an American Traditional tattoo style image depicting a pug doing what they do best - scooting their butts!
What think ye, gossips? Let the spotlessness fight the grime! Hester Prynne’s Scarlet Letter body soap washes away the strange and solitary anguish of your life, and the stain from your conscience. The Scarlet Letter soap rids...
Splish, splash there's poop in the bath! The Floater Prank Poop will float in hot tubs, bathtubs, pools and more! Freak out your friends with this corny poop gag.
Foam with realistic texture (eww!)
Give your special someone a huge hint as to what you want for Christmas with this Kiss Me Under the Mistletoe Belt.
Complete with adjustable belt and mistletoe.
Santa's taking some time to check his naughty list while on his throne!
Size: 3.5 inches
Christmas Exposed is brought to you by the good peeps from news satire organization, The Onion. This interesting little read includes more than one hundred ridiculous and shocking stories about everything from dysfunctional family dinners to company...
For the comedy connoisseur. Contains one genuine Whoopee Cushion in a clever novelty package.
Prevent embarrassing shrinkage when the temperature drops (or when your most important extremity pales in comparison to the rest of you). Our Willy Warmer is a hysterical gift for any occasion! It’s a heater for your peter!
When you care enough to give the very best! Our humorous Toilet Paper ornament is handcrafted from glass and embellished with glitter.
Dimensions: 3.75" tall
Materials: Glass and mica
Packaging: Hang tag with gold...
Look everyone, it's Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo! Our Mr. Hankey holiday plush is sure to put some ho ho ho in your holidays! Mr. Hankey fits neatly inside his plush blue coffee mug, but he can be removed and placed anywhere! If you have a South Park fan...
Bathroom humour enthusiasts - this little guy is for you! Our adorable snowman looks innocent enough... until you squeeze his hand! He laughs so hard, he toots! We have no doubt his infectious giggle will make you laugh too. In...
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