Emergency Underpants Dispenser Fresh underpants when you need them! One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, we've got you partially covered with the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. These boxes look a lot like... MSRP: Was: Now: C$13.99 Add to Cart
The NO Button ** Watch the video in the Videos tab. NO is a good word that should be used often! The No! Button was invented by two very tired parents to respond to children's constant, crazy requests. But it turns out that it can be useful EVERYWHERE! Plays... MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
Long Tongue Frog Funny frogs in assorted colors – squeeze them and their tongues flick out as if they are catching flies! You will receive one randomly chosen colour. If you order more than one, we'll try to send an assortment! MSRP: Was: Now: C$3.99 Add to Cart
Lord Phartwell's Whoopee Cushion For the comedy connoisseur. Contains one genuine Whoopee Cushion in a clever novelty package. MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Glow-in-the-Dark Skeleton Hands Finger Puppet What’s inside our popular Finger Hands? We like to imagine it’s these 3" tall, soft vinyl Skeleton Finger Hands. These Skeleton Finger Hands are not only anatomically accurate, but they also glow in the dark. Perfect for tiny, spooky... MSRP: Was: Now: C$3.50 Add to Cart
Planters Deluxe Mixed Nuts Can Safe It's PEANUTS or is it? Hide your valuables with our Planters Deluxe Mixed Nuts Can Safe. The can safe is true-to-size and has an authentic label so you can hide your stuff in plain sight. Details: Measurements: Approx 3.25" x... MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Add to Cart
Campbells Chicken Noodle Soup Can Safe Hide your valuables with our Campbells Soup Can Safe. The can safe is true-to-size and has an authentic label so you can hide your stuff in plain sight. Details: Measurements: Approx 4" x 3.25" Officially Licensed MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99
Groov'n Bigfoot Eraser IT’S BIGFOOT AND IT’S FREAKY These Bigfoot Erasers are the perfect thing to erase all the things “the man” has forced you to think. Bigfoot doesn’t want your harsh vibes, he just wants to practice mindfulness on a... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Happy Axolotl Vinyl Figure AMPHIBIOUSLY ADORABLE Anyone who knows what an axolotl is will want at least a few of these! These 3" long, soft vinyl axolotls come in four glorious color combinations. They’re even smiling! You will receive ONE Axolotl in a randomly... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Instant Underpants in Tin NEED UNDERPANTS IN A HURRY? JUST ADD WATER! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily and they'll loosen up so that you can pull them apart! And remember, it's better to have damp... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Racing Cats In Boxes It’s a regular kitty-in-box convoy! Each 2.5" long, fast-moving feline is made of soft vinyl and plastic. Pull them back and watch them go! Details: You'll receive one randomly chosen Racing Cat. (If you order more than one, we'll try... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Itty Bitty Gargoyles You need the right tool for the job, and these Itty Bitty Gargoyles are exactly what you need to repel miniature malevolence. Gargoyles are the protectors of buildings and personal space. The only problem is they’re too huge to protect your... MSRP: Was: Now: C$10.99 Add to Cart
Zoltar Talking Keychain Everyone loves the all-knowing animatronic fortune-telling machine, and now you can carry it with you! This Zoltar Talking Keychain features six iconic phrases from this famous fortune teller such as "If you think you can or you think you can't... MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Add to Cart
Dance in Your Pants Musical Keychain Dance In Your Pants Musical Keychain is a portable dance party! With six looping beats, this fun keychain will keep the party turnt. Press the buttons simultaneously to create your own dance anthem. Grab yours today to get a dance party going wherever... MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Add to Cart
Shark Hand Puppet SHARRRRKKKKK! This super stretchy puppet makes endless expressions and evokes terror in the deep end. Details: Dimensions: 5" x 6" x 3.5" One size fits most Latex free Super stretchy Packaging: Full colour illustrated hang... MSRP: Was: Now: C$11.99 Add to Cart
All Seeing Eyes Ball The all-seeing Eyes Ball has you spotted! This fun, freaky ball is full of ever-changing googly eyes. Just give it a tap, and Eyes Ball lights upon impact. Details: Dimensions: 2" x 2" x 2" Materials: Rubber Packaging: Full colour... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Zit Headz - Totally Gross Squeeze Toy Satisfyingly squishy and oh so gooey! Go aHEAD and give this gnarly 3" noggin a squeeze for pimple poppin' gross out fun. Details: Squish him and his pimples pop out, release and they go back inside. Measures 3" MSRP: Was: Now: C$9.99 Add to Cart
Emergency Bigfoot Sounds that will trick even the most experienced Bigfoot hunter! You’re probably wondering how we got the actual Bigfoot to make sounds for our Emergency Bigfoot noisemaker. Let’s just say we bribed him with pizza and an IPA. This... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Deliquents with Combs - Folding Pocket Comb You've heard the stories: gangs of well-coiffed hoodlums terrorizing the streets with jars of pomade and pocket combs. It's about time you invested in some protection for your 'do! Each of these metal and plastic switchblade combs snap open with the... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Racing Cockroach You never know when you’ll need an infestation of Racing Roaches, so grab a few of these! Pull back on one, release it, and watch it tear off at top speed like someone just turned on a light. Hold cockroach races or scare a family member, these... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Office Possum Our stuffed latex Office Possum is designed to hang on the side of your garbage can or computer monitor. Can also be used on kitchen trash cans, television sets or sneeze guards. Just bend its posable paws to hang this 15" possum or bend its tail to... MSRP: Was: Now: C$29.99 Add to Cart
Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder Cold beer? Check. Dry hands? Check. Boobs? Double check. What more could a man want? Our best-selling beer holder looks like Nana knitted it herself—just for you. It’s a great gift for the man’s man.Details: Fits a standard... MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Add to Cart
Dashboard Wobbler Elvis Shake, rattle and roll down the road with Elvis! This Elvis Presley Dashboard Wobbler features the King of Rock n Roll in his unforgettable outfit from the 1973 TV special Elvis: Aloha from Hawaii. Details: Dimensions: 4... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
Retro Ceramic Bird Whistle Set of 4 With a smile and a song, life is just a bright sunny day! Our Retro Ceramic Bird Whistles allow you to add a song to your day with this set of four ceramic whistles. Each whistle is sculpted in different bird designs, with colourful accents... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Snowman Snot Tis the season to be snotty! Our Snowman Snot is a tub of freshly sneezed snowman snot to keep your child giggling and entertained for hours on end as they smash, squeeze, pinch and twist this incredibly ooey, gooey, slippy, drippy, nontoxic snow... MSRP: Was: Now: C$9.99 Add to Cart
The Floater Poop Gag Splish, splash there's poop in the bath! The Floater Prank Poop will float in hot tubs, bathtubs, pools and more! Freak out your friends with this corny poop gag. Details: Approx 10.5" Foam with realistic texture (eww!) MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
Desktop Fire Extinguisher Mini Kit In case of emergency, the Desktop Fire Extinguisher mini kit provides much-needed stress relief! Just press down the nozzle and this mini fire extinguisher releases a satisfying whooshing sound.The Desktop Fire Extinguisher Kit includes... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.50 Add to Cart
Bigfoot Scat Novelty Play Putty Bigfoot Scat is cryptozoological play putty! You might be surprised what you'll find out about the Sasquatch diet. This novelty toy has all the evidence you'll need to believe in this hide-n-seek champion. A hilarious gift, the brown putty slime is... MSRP: Was: Now: C$9.99 Add to Cart
Wally Crawlys Stretchy and Squishy WALL CRAWLING FUN! Watch them crawl, tumble and wrestle their way down with funny animated action. Wally Crawly’s are fun to throw on glass or up against the wall. Mix and match your Wally Crawlys to watch them battle down the... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Choose Options
Nano Neons Mini Desktop Accent Lights Choose one of four Nano Neon mini lights! Includes a timer feature. Turns off automatically after 20 minutes. Details: Dimensions: 3" tall Materials: Acrylic Packaging: Full colour box Licensed by: LAVA Lamps 3 AG3/LR41... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Choose Options
Chattering Wind-Up Teeth The Wind Up Chattering Teeth is a hilarious desk toy and classic novelty item. This smiling, chattering wind up toy will provide you with some good office fun and stress relief. Wind one up to have a set of bouncing biters on your desk. Let the Wind Up... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
CHOMP the Shark Celebrate Shark Week (or any week!) with Chomp the Shark. He's HUNGRY and you caught him in the middle of his lunch. Just squeeze his sides to see the leg of his latest victim pops in and out! A funny little toy that makes a great stocking... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Hairball Kitty This Kitty has a hairball! Load your new feline friend with a soft pom pom hairball, then give them a squeeze and HACK! Their hairball shoots across the room, or at a funny friend. Perfect for endless amusement, and a great addition to any... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Globby Stress & Fidget Toy Get a Grip! Squeeze and pull Globby and he'll return to his original shape! Globby helps you relieve your stress, and is your personal grip trainer. Makes a great gift for those who are fidgety! Details: Globby is 5" tall Ages... MSRP: Was: Now: C$11.99 Add to Cart
Jumbo Joke Box The joke’s on you with our Jumbo Joke Box. This Joke Box comes with 8 classic gags in one package including goofy teeth, hand buzzer, floating eyeball, vomit, a bandaged finger, fake blood with finger pin, doggy stool, and fart whistle... MSRP: Was: Now: C$24.99 Add to Cart
Sugar Rush Retro Rainbow Multi-Pen - 10 Scented Colours Sugar Rush is an expansive line of candy-scented stationery products scented to sweet perfection. Each Rainbow Pen includes 10 candy scented colours such as Bubblegum, Cherry Pop, Berry Ice, Creamsicle, Chocolate Chip, Ice Cream Cake and... MSRP: Was: Now: C$5.99 Add to Cart
