The Millennial Mood Ring This humorous novelty lets millennials monitor their moods fashionably! Why talk about your feelings when you can show them off? Size 8. Includes a ring and a handy guide to monitor the following moods: Excited: You finally get the "Your food... MSRP: Was: Now: C$5.99 Add to Cart
Catstronaut Stress Ball Take me to your litter. Space + Cats = castronomical cuteness. This 3” wide catstronaut is a slow-rise squishy stress ball from space. Perfect for the sci-fi fan and/or cat lover in your life! MSRP: Was: Now: C$9.99 Add to Cart
Emergency Underpants Dispenser Fresh underpants when you need them! One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, we've got you partially covered with the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. These boxes look a lot like... MSRP: Was: Now: C$13.99 Add to Cart
The NO Button ** Watch the video in the Videos tab. NO is a good word that should be used often! The No! Button was invented by two very tired parents to respond to children's constant, crazy requests. But it turns out that it can be useful EVERYWHERE! Plays... MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
Long Tongue Frog Funny frogs in assorted colors – squeeze them and their tongues flick out as if they are catching flies! You will receive one randomly chosen colour. If you order more than one, we'll try to send an assortment! MSRP: Was: Now: C$3.99 Add to Cart
Lord Phartwell's Whoopee Cushion For the comedy connoisseur. Contains one genuine Whoopee Cushion in a clever novelty package. MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Glow-in-the-Dark Skeleton Hands Finger Puppet What’s inside our popular Finger Hands? We like to imagine it’s these 3" tall, soft vinyl Skeleton Finger Hands. These Skeleton Finger Hands are not only anatomically accurate, but they also glow in the dark. Perfect for tiny, spooky... MSRP: Was: Now: C$2.99 Add to Cart
Planters Deluxe Mixed Nuts Can Safe It's PEANUTS or is it? Hide your valuables with our Planters Deluxe Mixed Nuts Can Safe. The can safe is true-to-size and has an authentic label so you can hide your stuff in plain sight. Details: Measurements: Approx 3.25" x... MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Add to Cart
Campbells Chicken Noodle Soup Can Safe Hide your valuables with our Campbells Soup Can Safe. The can safe is true-to-size and has an authentic label so you can hide your stuff in plain sight. Details: Measurements: Approx 4" x 3.25" Officially Licensed MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Add to Cart
Groov'n Bigfoot Eraser IT’S BIGFOOT AND IT’S FREAKY These Bigfoot Erasers are the perfect thing to erase all the things “the man” has forced you to think. Bigfoot doesn’t want your harsh vibes, he just wants to practice mindfulness on a... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Finger Hands YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HANDLE THIS! These tiny hands are sure to take care of a lot of hand needs. Each soft rubber 2-3/4” hand slips on an adult finger and turns your finger into an arm. Available in both Left and Right hands, Light and Dark Skin... MSRP: Was: Now: C$2.99 Add to Cart
Happy Axolotl Vinyl Figure AMPHIBIOUSLY ADORABLE Anyone who knows what an axolotl is will want at least a few of these! These 3" long, soft vinyl axolotls come in four glorious color combinations. They’re even smiling! You will receive ONE Axolotl in a randomly... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Instant Underpants in Tin NEED UNDERPANTS IN A HURRY? JUST ADD WATER! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily and they'll loosen up so that you can pull them apart! And remember, it's better to have damp... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Racing Cats In Boxes It’s a regular kitty-in-box convoy! Each 2.5" long, fast-moving feline is made of soft vinyl and plastic. Pull them back and watch them go! Details: You'll receive one randomly chosen Racing Cat. (If you order more than one, we'll try... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Itty Bitty Gargoyles You need the right tool for the job, and these Itty Bitty Gargoyles are exactly what you need to repel miniature malevolence. Gargoyles are the protectors of buildings and personal space. The only problem is they’re too huge to protect your... MSRP: Was: Now: C$10.99 Add to Cart
Emotional Support Chicken Are you too chicken to be vulnerable? Need a friend? How about an Emotional Support Chicken? We all need someone to lean on, but when you lean on this 13" soft vinyl Rubber Chicken, it squawks its support loudly. It comes wearing a removable nylon vest... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Handiclaus Finger Puppets Your kids will believe in Santa Claus when they see your boring hand gussied up for Christmas with Handiclaus. Arrange these finger puppets on your fingers and bam, instant Santa! Only a hand dressed as Scrooge would “Bah, humbug”... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Spam Can Safe Hide your valuables with our Spam Can Safe! This true to size can looks just like the iconic canned ham so you can hide your stuff in plain sight. Details: Measurements: Approx 4" x 3.25" Officially Licensed MSRP: Was: Now: C$21.99
Emergency Underpants in Tin DON'T LET SOILED UNDERPANTS RUIN YOUR DAY! Emergency Underpants are always there for you when you need them. They come in a 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin that slips easily into a purse or briefcase. Now whenever a particularly stressful or scary situation... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Zoltar Talking Keychain Everyone loves the all-knowing animatronic fortune-telling machine, and now you can carry it with you! This Zoltar Talking Keychain features six iconic phrases from this famous fortune teller such as "If you think you can or you think you can't... MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Add to Cart
Star Trek Talking Keychain Beam aboard the Starship Enterprise and travel through space with your favourite crew by your side. This Star Trek Talking Keychain says six fun phrases from the Star Trek original series including "Live long and Prosper", "Space, the final... MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Add to Cart
Dance in Your Pants Musical Keychain Dance In Your Pants Musical Keychain is a portable dance party! With six looping beats, this fun keychain will keep the party turnt. Press the buttons simultaneously to create your own dance anthem. Grab yours today to get a dance party going wherever... MSRP: Was: Now: C$22.99 Add to Cart
Vampire Snot AH-AH-AHCHOO! Tis the spooky season for some freshly sneezed vampire snot to keep your child giggling and entertained for hours on end as they smash, squeeze, pinch and twist this incredibly ooey, gooey, slippy, drippy, nontoxic bloody red... MSRP: Was: Now: C$9.99 Add to Cart
Shark Hand Puppet SHARRRRKKKKK! This super stretchy puppet makes endless expressions and evokes terror in the deep end. Details: Dimensions: 5" x 6" x 3.5" One size fits most Latex free Super stretchy Packaging: Full colour illustrated hang... MSRP: Was: Now: C$10.99 Add to Cart
All Seeing Eyes Ball The all-seeing Eyes Ball has you spotted! This fun, freaky ball is full of ever-changing googly eyes. Just give it a tap, and Eyes Ball lights upon impact. Details: Dimensions: 2" x 2" x 2" Materials: Rubber Packaging: Full colour... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Nutty Squirrel Popper Squeeeeze the squirrel to see it pop out! The perfect stress reliever. Details: Dimensions: 2.5" x 2.5" x 3" Materials: Rubber Packaging: Full colour illustrated hang tag Suitable for ages 3+ MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Bad Hair Day Magnetic Novelty Use the magnetic wand to give Jane a bad hair day! We’ve all been stuck inside for a while, with limited access to hairdressers. That has led to some crazy hairstyles during video conferences and some very questionable home haircuts. This Bad Hair... MSRP: Was: Now: C$11.99 Add to Cart
Zit Headz - Totally Gross Squeeze Toy Satisfyingly squishy and oh so gooey! Go aHEAD and give this gnarly 3" noggin a squeeze for pimple poppin' gross out fun. Details: Squish him and his pimples pop out, release and they go back inside. Measures 3" MSRP: Was: Now: C$9.99 Add to Cart
Dress Up Jesus Magnetic Play Set - What Would Jesus Wear? It's rarely mentioned, but Jesus had a great sense of humor. One reason the sermon on the mount went over so well is that he opened with a few real zingers. At the Last Supper, his impression of Pontius Pilate as a donkey made wine come out Bartholomew's... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Emergency Goat Button GOAT SCREAMS ARE SO WEIRD It’s a goat emergency! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time but it’s also a popular animal! We all dream of owning our own herd of bleating, horned kids, but that’s not always feasible. This... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Emergency Bigfoot Sounds that will trick even the most experienced Bigfoot hunter! You’re probably wondering how we got the actual Bigfoot to make sounds for our Emergency Bigfoot noisemaker. Let’s just say we bribed him with pizza and an IPA. This... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Snowman Splat Ball Do you get a bit stressed out during the hub-bub leading up to Christmas? Take it out on this smiley splat ball snowman. Don't worry... you can throw him to the floor as hard as you want! He will bounce right back into his original... MSRP: Was: Now: C$4.99 Add to Cart
Deliquents with Combs - Folding Pocket Comb You've heard the stories: gangs of well-coiffed hoodlums terrorizing the streets with jars of pomade and pocket combs. It's about time you invested in some protection for your 'do! Each of these metal and plastic switchblade combs snap open with the... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Wind-Up Fuzzy Bunny Kids love these wind-up barnyard walkers. Choose from bunny or chick. Perfect for Easter and Spring, but fun to play with year-round. Wind them up for hopping action. 3 inches tall Ages 3 yrs and up MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Wind-Up Fuzzy Chick Kids love these wind-up barnyard walkers. Choose from bunny or chick. Perfect for Easter and Spring, but fun to play with year-round. Wind them up for hopping action. 3 inches tall Ages 3 yrs and up MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Magic Rabbit Card Tricks This card trick set includes a standard 52 card deck with a detailed instruction book of easy to learn tricks that will impress your friends and family with your skills and sleight of hand. Details: Contents: 52 standard cards, 2 trick cards... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
