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  • Mushroom Cable Ties Set of 2 Mushroom Cable Ties Set of 2 Mushroom Cable Ties Set of 2

    Mushroom Cable Ties Set of 2

    Moral support for tangled cables. Unravel the magic of organization with Fred’s Trip Wires — mushroom cable ties that add some woodland whimsy to your cable chaos. Each set of 2 is constructed from flexible silicone and zinc wire.

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  • The Sound Machine The Sound Machine

    The Sound Machine

    Irritate, annoy and entertain with the Sound Machine. Fifteen high quality sound recordings at you your fingertips: burp, cat, spring, loser, bug, win, drum, fart, whistle, clock chime, kiss, clap, laugh, siren, yeeha. Details: Dimensions: 2.75"W X 7...

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  • Littlest Pet Shop Surprise Pets Littlest Pet Shop Surprise Box Front of LPS Surprise Box Back of LPS Surprise Box LPS Pets at Play

    Littlest Pet Shop Pet Surprise

    Kids and 'kidults' alike will love collecting this new generation of Littlest Pet Shop! Each LPS Surprise Box contains 1 special bobblin' head pet, 1 adorable accessory, 1 collector's card, 1 virtual code, and 1 collector's guide. With the Pet Surprise...

    C$6.99
  • Grow a Boyfriend Novelty Back of Grow-a-Boyfriend Novelty

    Grow a Boyfriend

    Tired of waiting for Mr. Right? Grow a Boyfriend - because who needs dating apps when you can cultivate your perfect match in the comfort of your own home? He won't steal the remote or forget your anniversary, and bonus points: zero drama, just add...

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  • Grow a Girlfriend Grow a Girlfriend - with Instructions

    Grow a Girlfriend

    Grow a Girlfriend: the perfect solution for a low-maintenance relationship that's literally low-maintenance. Just add water, and watch your new companion grow into a fantastic friend who never argues, always listens, and conveniently fits in your...

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  • The Original Hand Boiler How Does the Hand Boiler Work?

    The Original Hand Boiler

    Hold the magic of science in your palm with The Original Hand Boiler – a whimsical and mesmerizing gadget that turns the heat of your hand into a captivating display of liquid dynamics. Watch as the colourful liquid dances and rises, as the...

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  • Magnetic Sand Timer How the Magnetic Sand Timer Works

    The Original Magnetic Sand Timer Hourglass

    Turn time into a mesmerizing art show with the Magnetic Sand Timer hourglass – watch in delight as it sculpts a unique masterpiece with every flip, transforming your space into a dynamic gallery of gravity-defying sand art. It's not just a timer;...

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  • Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd Bendable Figure 2-Pack Looney Tunes Bendable Figures on Card - Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd

    Bugs Bunny & Elmer Fudd 4-Inch Bendable Figures

    This set of Looney Tunes bendable figures lets you twist and turn Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd into hilariously dynamic poses, bringing the classic cartoon chaos to life in your hands. Watch Bugs outsmart Fudd in a bendable battle of wits,...

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  • Silly Straw Drinking Glasses

    The Amazing Silly Straw Drinking Glasses

    Sip and giggle with the Silly Straw drinking glasses. These whimsical wonders turn every beverage into a playful journey as you enjoy your favourite drinks through colorful, twisty paths. With these wacky straws, your sips come with an extra dose of fun,...

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  • Own Your Own Home Figurine Size

    Own Your Own Home Figurine

    Want to buy a house but don't have the cash? Finally own the house of your dreams with the Own Your Own Home! This funny figurine is a pocket sized red house to carry around while you dream!

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  • The BULLSHIT Button The BULLSHIT Button in Package The BULLSHIT Button in Action!

    The BULLSHIT Button

    This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it. Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, "That was bullshit". or shout, "Bullshit detected", over a wailing siren. No friend,...

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  • Groovy Mood Ring on Illustrated Card Groovy Mood Ring on Illustrated Card

    Groovy Mood Ring on Illustrated Card

    What's your mood today? Mood Rings aren't just jewelry, they're  a captivating portal to your inner vibe! The stone changes colour depending on how you feel. Are you....Happy, Relaxed, Active, Alert, Romantic, Excited or Stressed???...

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  • World's Smallest Boom Box World's Smallest Boom Box

    World's Smallest Boom Box Wireless Bluetooth Speaker

    Back in the day, boom boxes were big, loud, and portable, and we loved them for that. This one's still got a big sound, but at just 3.25 inches wide it's even more portable. It won't chew through the batteries, either; when it runs low just plug it into...

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  • Bluey Mash'ems Bluey Mash'ems

    Bluey Mash'ems

    Mash, twist, stretch, and play away!Leading the unboxing Youtube craze, Mash’ems are known as the highly collectible figures that are soft, squeezable, and have a squish you just can’t resist.These water-filled figures inclue Bluey and his...

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  • Yodelling Pickle

    Electronic Yodelling Pickle

    THIS PICKLE IS THE ULTIMATE CONVERSATION PIECE... THAT ALSO YODELS! Are you sick and tired of trying to convince a jar of pickles to yodel using melodious mind bullets and sheer force of will? So were we. At last, the Electronic Yodelling Pickle that...

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  • Sack of Shit novelty

    A Sack of Shit

    Who do you know what deserves a sack of poo? Probably more than a few! These four man-made turds (but not the way you think - these are a wood composite) are a hilarious alternative to a lump of coal. Details:  Turds vary in size from 2" to...

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  • 12866 Bendy Rubber Chicken Bendy Rubber Chicken 12866

    Rubber Chicken Bendy 5-Inch Figure

    HE’S FUNNY NO MATTER WHAT HIS POSITION IS If you’re in search of perfectly pliable poultry to perch precariously on a precipice, this is the product for you! This 5" tall, soft vinyl rubber chicken is bendable and comes with an illustrated...

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  • The F Button Censored The Fuck Button The F*CK Button

    The F*CK Button

    This hilarious button does the cursing for you, playing one of nine memorable phrases each time you press it. Makes a perfect gift for weddings, funerals, retirement parties, anniversaries, gift baskets, delivery rooms and the mother-in-law! Measures 3...

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  • Original Drinking Bird Lucky Drinking Bird Water Glass Drinking Bird Side View

    Amazing Drinking Bird

    Give the gift of scientific wonder when you give our Drinking Bird! This nostalgic novelty uses thermodynamics to keep this bird bobbing into a glass of water. Perfect for wasting time at the office or mesmerizing the kids with science. Dimensions:...

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  • Cleaning Kitties

    Cleaning Kitties

    Cleaning Kitties are for cat owners who accept that their cats have already won. Cats and cleanliness go hand in paw. Of course, while they enjoy cleaning themselves, let's just say they don’t have any shame about doing it at any time or anywhere...

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  • Finger Hedgehogs by Archie McPhee Hedgehog Finger Puppets

    Hedgehog Finger Puppets

    If there were ever a pageant of animals with quills, hedgehogs would probably win. (Although, have you seen that video of a porcupine eating corn?) This set of four 1-3/4" tall, soft vinyl hedgehog finger puppets comes in an assortment of four different...

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  • Perky Pigeon Novelty Wind-Up Perky Pigeon

    Wind-Up Perky Pigeon

    Keeping pigeons is a great hobby, but it’s expensive and messy. This 3-5/8" tall, hard vinyl wind-up pigeon is a fantastic replacement. When you wind it up, it skitters around like the real thing. Just scatter some seeds on the ground, wind it up...

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  • Racing Possum in a Peanut Car Possum in a Peanut

    Possum in a Peanut

    Welcome to a magical land that looks like the idyllic countryside of a children’s book, but is truly an improbable place where alliterative animals drive around in legume cars. This pull-back peanut piloted by a possum is 5" long, has four wheels...

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  • Barbie Mash'ems Barbie Mash'ems Barbie Mash'ems

    Barbie Mash'ems

    Mash, twist, stretch, and play away!Leading the unboxing Youtube craze, Mash’ems are known as the highly collectible figures that are soft, squeezable, and have a squish you just can’t resist.These water-filled figures include 6 different...

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  • At Your Service Bell At Your Service Bell

    At Your Service Bell

    Ding, ding, ding!!! Can we help you? This fun little Service Bell is the perfect addition to playtime fun.   Details: Packaging:  Full colour illustrated box Dimensions:   Approx 2.5" × 3.25" × 3.25"

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  • Stress Breaker Stress Ball Stress Breaker Stress Ball Stress Breaker Stress Ball Stress Breaker Stress Ball

    Stress Breaker Stress Ball

    Inspired by the world’s toughest piece of candy, Stress Breaker is a unique stress ball with a splattered paint effect that resembles a real jawbreaker. Stress Breaker is a heavy-duty, tactile ball that squishes to help relieve stress, and can...

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  • Pup In A Cup Squeeze Toy Pup In A Cup Squeeze Toy Pup In A Cup Squeeze Toy Pup In A Cup Squeeze Toy

    Pup In A Cup Squeeze Toy

    Pup in a Cup is your new squishy, sophisticated companion! These espresso cups look like your favorite coffee drink, but give them a squeeze, and out comes an adorable little pup! Meet Cocoa Corgi, Lab-Latte, Frenchiatto, and Pugachino. Who knew such a...

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  • Pop a Chino Kitties Squeeze Toy Pop a Chino Kitties Squeeze Toy Pop a Chino Kitties Squeeze Toy

    Pop a Chino Kitties Squeeze Toy

    Pop-A-Chino is your new squishy, sophisticated companion! These espresso cups look like your favorite coffee drink, but give them a squeeze, and out comes an adorable little kitty cat! Who knew such a little cup could hold so much cuteness!Available in 4...

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  • Dino Skull Hand Puppet Dino Skull Hand Puppet Dino Skull Hand Puppet

    Dino Skull Hand Puppet

    Look out for these Dino Skull Hand Puppets! They are the Tyrannosaurus Rex OR Triceratops skull rubber hand puppets! Super stretchy prehistoric dino puppets make endless expressions, fierce and silly. One size fits most. Latex-free. The intricate skull...

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  • Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Poop Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Vomit

    Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit

    This classic prank has been upgraded to slime for hands-on gross-out fun. Includes realistic barf and poop pranks filled with extra gross chunks. Choose One: Poop Vomit Details:  Each jar is approx 5.0 oz Ages 3+

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  • Plot Twist Pen Plot Twist Pen

    Plot Twist Pen

    Spoiler Alert!  This pen's a Plot Twist. FUNctional 6-inch fidget twister. Barrel has independent twistable parts. Perfect for those idle hands.   Details: Ages 8+ Black Ink Pen Packaging: fully illustrated colour blister card

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  • Bop It Button Bop It Button in Action! Bop It Button Packaged

    25th Anniversary Bop It! Button

    'Bop It! Don't Bop It!' 25th Anniversary Edition Unlock over 100 hilarious phrases and sounds Try to reach the Top Score of 2500! But beware of 'Don't Bop It!' Includes 1 Bop It Button and 2 batteries. Perfect white elephant or office...

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  • Bookie Cushion Bookmark Packaged View Bookie Cushion Bookmark Unpackaged View Bookie Cushion Bookmark Lifestyle Shot #1 Bookie Cushion Bookmark Lifestyle Shot #2 Bookie Cushion Bookmark Lifestyle Shot #3

    Bookie Cushion Funny Bookmark

    It's a real toot! Who doesn’t crack up when they hear a whoopee cushion go off? Our Bookie Cushion is a mashup of the classic fart gag and a functional bookmark. Use it to keep your place in your textbook, or clear the place in your classroom or...

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  • Grow Foodimals - Assortment 1 Grow Foodimals - Assortment 2 Hot dog! Foodimals in action. Avocado kitty and friends

    Foodimals Grow Toys 3-Pack

    What’s better than a single? A combo! Cute food trend meets cute critter trend. Each foodimals grows several times it size in water. You'll receive one pack of 3 foodimals Assorted styles available. We'll send a randomly chosen style. Add...

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  • Squeezy Peek Hatchers Squeezy Peek Hatchers - Dino Squeezy Peek Hatchers- Dino Squeezy Peek Hatchers- Dino Squeezy Peek Hatchers- Unicorn

    Squeezy Peek Hatchers

    These Squeezy Peak Hatchers hold the cutest pop-up surprises! The teenie eggs are cracked open just slightly, revealing an adorable mini creature just waiting to peak out of its shell. Just give it a squeeze and out pops a dear little creature! Choose...

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