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  • 12866 Bendy Rubber Chicken Bendy Rubber Chicken 12866

    Rubber Chicken Bendy 5-Inch Figure

    HE’S FUNNY NO MATTER WHAT HIS POSITION IS If you’re in search of perfectly pliable poultry to perch precariously on a precipice, this is the product for you! This 5" tall, soft vinyl rubber chicken is bendable and comes with an illustrated...

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  • The F Button Censored The Fuck Button The F*CK Button

    The F*CK Button

    This hilarious button does the cursing for you, playing one of nine memorable phrases each time you press it. Makes a perfect gift for weddings, funerals, retirement parties, anniversaries, gift baskets, delivery rooms and the mother-in-law! Measures 3...

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  • Original Drinking Bird Lucky Drinking Bird Water Glass Drinking Bird Side View

    Amazing Drinking Bird

    Give the gift of scientific wonder when you give our Drinking Bird! This nostalgic novelty uses thermodynamics to keep this bird bobbing into a glass of water. Perfect for wasting time at the office or mesmerizing the kids with science. Dimensions:...

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  • Cleaning Kitties

    Cleaning Kitties

    Cleaning Kitties are for cat owners who accept that their cats have already won. Cats and cleanliness go hand in paw. Of course, while they enjoy cleaning themselves, let's just say they don’t have any shame about doing it at any time or anywhere...

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  • Finger Hedgehogs by Archie McPhee Hedgehog Finger Puppets

    Hedgehog Finger Puppets

    If there were ever a pageant of animals with quills, hedgehogs would probably win. (Although, have you seen that video of a porcupine eating corn?) This set of four 1-3/4" tall, soft vinyl hedgehog finger puppets comes in an assortment of four different...

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  • Perky Pigeon Novelty Wind-Up Perky Pigeon

    Wind-Up Perky Pigeon

    Keeping pigeons is a great hobby, but it’s expensive and messy. This 3-5/8" tall, hard vinyl wind-up pigeon is a fantastic replacement. When you wind it up, it skitters around like the real thing. Just scatter some seeds on the ground, wind it up...

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  • Racing Possum in a Peanut Car Possum in a Peanut

    Possum in a Peanut

    Welcome to a magical land that looks like the idyllic countryside of a children’s book, but is truly an improbable place where alliterative animals drive around in legume cars. This pull-back peanut piloted by a possum is 5" long, has four wheels...

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  • Barbie Mash'ems Barbie Mash'ems Barbie Mash'ems

    Barbie Mash'ems

    Mash, twist, stretch, and play away!Leading the unboxing Youtube craze, Mash’ems are known as the highly collectible figures that are soft, squeezable, and have a squish you just can’t resist.These water-filled figures include 6 different...

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  • At Your Service Bell At Your Service Bell

    At Your Service Bell

    Ding, ding, ding!!! Can we help you? This fun little Service Bell is the perfect addition to playtime fun.   Details: Packaging:  Full colour illustrated box Dimensions:   Approx 2.5" × 3.25" × 3.25"

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  • Stress Breaker Stress Ball Stress Breaker Stress Ball Stress Breaker Stress Ball Stress Breaker Stress Ball

    Stress Breaker Stress Ball

    Inspired by the world’s toughest piece of candy, Stress Breaker is a unique stress ball with a splattered paint effect that resembles a real jawbreaker. Stress Breaker is a heavy-duty, tactile ball that squishes to help relieve stress, and can...

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  • Pup In A Cup Squeeze Toy Pup In A Cup Squeeze Toy Pup In A Cup Squeeze Toy Pup In A Cup Squeeze Toy

    Pup In A Cup Squeeze Toy

    Pup in a Cup is your new squishy, sophisticated companion! These espresso cups look like your favorite coffee drink, but give them a squeeze, and out comes an adorable little pup! Meet Cocoa Corgi, Lab-Latte, Frenchiatto, and Pugachino. Who knew such a...

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  • Pop a Chino Kitties Squeeze Toy Pop a Chino Kitties Squeeze Toy Pop a Chino Kitties Squeeze Toy

    Pop a Chino Kitties Squeeze Toy

    Pop-A-Chino is your new squishy, sophisticated companion! These espresso cups look like your favorite coffee drink, but give them a squeeze, and out comes an adorable little kitty cat! Who knew such a little cup could hold so much cuteness!Available in 4...

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  • Dino Skull Hand Puppet Dino Skull Hand Puppet Dino Skull Hand Puppet

    Dino Skull Hand Puppet

    Look out for these Dino Skull Hand Puppets! They are the Tyrannosaurus Rex OR Triceratops skull rubber hand puppets! Super stretchy prehistoric dino puppets make endless expressions, fierce and silly. One size fits most. Latex-free. The intricate skull...

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  • Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Poop Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Vomit

    Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit

    This classic prank has been upgraded to slime for hands-on gross-out fun. Includes realistic barf and poop pranks filled with extra gross chunks. Choose One: Poop Vomit Details:  Each jar is approx 5.0 oz Ages 3+

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  • Plot Twist Pen Plot Twist Pen

    Plot Twist Pen

    Spoiler Alert!  This pen's a Plot Twist. FUNctional 6-inch fidget twister. Barrel has independent twistable parts. Perfect for those idle hands.   Details: Ages 8+ Black Ink Pen Packaging: fully illustrated colour blister card

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  • Bop It Button Bop It Button in Action! Bop It Button Packaged

    25th Anniversary Bop It! Button

    'Bop It! Don't Bop It!' 25th Anniversary Edition Unlock over 100 hilarious phrases and sounds Try to reach the Top Score of 2500! But beware of 'Don't Bop It!' Includes 1 Bop It Button and 2 batteries. Perfect white elephant or office...

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  • Bookie Cushion Bookmark Packaged View Bookie Cushion Bookmark Unpackaged View Bookie Cushion Bookmark Lifestyle Shot #1 Bookie Cushion Bookmark Lifestyle Shot #2 Bookie Cushion Bookmark Lifestyle Shot #3

    Bookie Cushion Funny Bookmark

    It's a real toot! Who doesn’t crack up when they hear a whoopee cushion go off? Our Bookie Cushion is a mashup of the classic fart gag and a functional bookmark. Use it to keep your place in your textbook, or clear the place in your classroom or...

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  • Grow Foodimals - Assortment 1 Grow Foodimals - Assortment 2 Hot dog! Foodimals in action. Avocado kitty and friends

    Foodimals Grow Toys 3-Pack

    What’s better than a single? A combo! Cute food trend meets cute critter trend. Each foodimals grows several times it size in water. You'll receive one pack of 3 foodimals Assorted styles available. We'll send a randomly chosen style. Add...

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  • Squeezy Peek Hatchers Squeezy Peek Hatchers - Dino Squeezy Peek Hatchers- Dino Squeezy Peek Hatchers- Dino Squeezy Peek Hatchers- Unicorn

    Squeezy Peek Hatchers

    These Squeezy Peak Hatchers hold the cutest pop-up surprises! The teenie eggs are cracked open just slightly, revealing an adorable mini creature just waiting to peak out of its shell. Just give it a squeeze and out pops a dear little creature! Choose...

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  • Emergency Underpants Dispenser Emergency Underpants Dispenser

    Emergency Underpants Dispenser

    Fresh underpants when you need them! One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, we've got you partially covered with the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. These boxes look a lot like...

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  • The NO Button The NO! Button The No Button with Box

    The NO Button

    ** Watch the video in the Videos tab. NO is a good word that should be used often! The No! Button was invented by two very tired parents to respond to children's constant, crazy requests. But it turns out that it can be useful EVERYWHERE!  Plays...

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  • Skeleton Hands Finger Puppet Skeleton Hands Finger Puppet Skeleton Hands Finger Puppet Glow-in-the-Dark Skeleton Hands Finger Puppet

    Glow-in-the-Dark Skeleton Hands Finger Puppet

    What’s inside our popular Finger Hands? We like to imagine it’s these 3" tall, soft vinyl Skeleton Finger Hands. These Skeleton Finger Hands are not only anatomically accurate, but they also glow in the dark. Perfect for tiny, spooky...

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  • Planters Deluxe Mixed Nuts Can Safe Planters Deluxe Mixed Nuts Can Safe

    Planters Deluxe Mixed Nuts Can Safe

    It's PEANUTS or is it?  Hide your valuables with our Planters Deluxe Mixed Nuts Can Safe. The can safe is true-to-size and has an authentic label so you can hide your stuff in plain sight. Details: Measurements:  Approx 3.25" x...

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  • Campbells Soup Can Safe Campbells Soup Can Safe

    Campbells Chicken Noodle Soup Can Safe

    Hide your valuables with our Campbells Soup Can Safe. The can safe is true-to-size and has an authentic label so you can hide your stuff in plain sight. Details: Measurements:  Approx 4" x 3.25" Officially Licensed    

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  • Bigfoot Erasers Pink Bigfoot Eraser Groovy Bigfoot Erasers in Box A gathering of Bigfoot Erasers

    Groov'n Bigfoot Eraser

    IT’S BIGFOOT AND IT’S FREAKY These Bigfoot Erasers are the perfect thing to erase all the things “the man” has forced you to think. Bigfoot doesn’t want your harsh vibes, he just wants to practice mindfulness on a...

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  • Happy Axolotls Happy Axolotls in their habitat! Happy Axolotls in Box

    Happy Axolotl Vinyl Figure

    AMPHIBIOUSLY ADORABLE Anyone who knows what an axolotl is will want at least a few of these! These 3" long, soft vinyl axolotls come in four glorious color combinations. They’re even smiling!  You will receive ONE Axolotl in a randomly...

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  • Instant Underpants in Tin Just add water! Display of Instant Underpants

    Instant Underpants in Tin

    NEED UNDERPANTS IN A HURRY? JUST ADD WATER! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily and they'll loosen up so that you can pull them apart! And remember, it's better to have damp...

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  • Itty Bitty Gargoyles Itty Bitty Gargoyles Packaged View Itty Bitty Gargoyles Unpackaged View Itty Bitty Gargoyles Lifestyle Shot

    Itty Bitty Gargoyles

    You need the right tool for the job, and these Itty Bitty Gargoyles are exactly what you need to repel miniature malevolence. Gargoyles are the protectors of buildings and personal space. The only problem is they’re too huge to protect your...

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  • Zoltar Talking Keychain

    Zoltar Talking Keychain

    Everyone loves the all-knowing animatronic fortune-telling machine, and now you can carry it with you! This Zoltar Talking Keychain features six iconic phrases from this famous fortune teller such as "If you think you can or you think you can't...

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  • Dance in Your Pants Musical Keychain

    Dance in Your Pants Musical Keychain

    Dance In Your Pants Musical Keychain is a portable dance party! With six looping beats, this fun keychain will keep the party turnt. Press the buttons simultaneously to create your own dance anthem. Grab yours today to get a dance party going wherever...

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  • Shark Hand Puppet Shark Hand Puppet Side View Shark Hand Puppet Front View Shark Hand Puppet Shark Hand Puppet Packaged View

    Shark Hand Puppet

    SHARRRRKKKKK! This super stretchy puppet makes endless expressions and evokes terror in the deep end.  Details: Dimensions: 5" x 6" x 3.5"  One size fits most  Latex free Super stretchy  Packaging: Full colour illustrated hang...

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  • All Seeing Eyes Ball Model View All Seeing Eyes Ball All Seeing Eyes Ball Packaged View

    All Seeing Eyes Ball

    The all-seeing Eyes Ball has you spotted! This fun, freaky ball is full of ever-changing googly eyes. Just give it a tap, and Eyes Ball lights upon impact. Details: Dimensions: 2" x 2" x 2"  Materials: Rubber  Packaging: Full colour...

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  • Zit Headz EV-TSM7676 EV-TSM7676 Zit Headz EV-TSM7676 Zit Headz ball Zit Headz EV-TSM7676 stress ball

    Zit Headz - Totally Gross Squeeze Toy

    Satisfyingly squishy and oh so gooey! Go aHEAD and give this gnarly 3" noggin a squeeze for pimple poppin' gross out fun. Details: Squish him and his pimples pop out, release and they go back inside. Measures 3"

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  • Emergency Bigfoot

    Emergency Bigfoot

    Sounds that will trick even the most experienced Bigfoot hunter!  You’re probably wondering how we got the actual Bigfoot to make sounds for our Emergency Bigfoot noisemaker. Let’s just say we bribed him with pizza and an IPA. This...

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  • Switchblade Comb Front View Switchblade Comb Back View

    Deliquents with Combs - Folding Pocket Comb

    You've heard the stories: gangs of well-coiffed hoodlums terrorizing the streets with jars of pomade and pocket combs. It's about time you invested in some protection for your 'do! Each of these metal and plastic switchblade combs snap open with the...

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  • Magic Rabbit Card Tricks Side View Magic Rabbit Card Tricks Unpackaged View Magic Rabbit Card Tricks

    Magic Rabbit Card Tricks

    This card trick set includes a standard 52 card deck with a detailed instruction book of easy to learn tricks that will impress your friends and family with your skills and sleight of hand.  Details: Contents: 52 standard cards, 2 trick cards...

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