Original Classic Pet Rock It was the Hit Toy of 1975, and now the Original Pet Rock is back and ready to rock your world and a whole new generation of fans! Pet Rock is the only pet you’ll own that you will never need to feed, walk, bathe, groom or neuter! Pre-trained to... MSRP: Was: Now: C$17.99 Add to Cart
OMG! Kawaii Food Stickies The OMG! Kawaii Food Stickies are a delightful collection of food-themed clings that adhere easily to smooth surfaces like windows and mirrors. These stickies are perfect for adding a touch of cuteness to any room. They're suitable for children aged... MSRP: Was: Now: C$4.99 Add to Cart
Sticky Stretch Octopus Here's a blast from the past! Throw your sticky octopus at a smooth wall or window and watch him climb down! The astounding, wall-crawling sticky octopus is a funny retro toy with hours of fun in a small package! Details: Dimensions: 5.5 X 8 X 1 You... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Rubber Chicken Laying an Egg The Rubber Chicken Laying an Egg toy is a whimsical stress-relief gadget designed to amuse and entertain. Crafted from soft rubber, this toy features a hollow chicken with a concealed egg inside. When squeezed, the egg humorously pops out from the... MSRP: Was: Now: C$5.99 Add to Cart
Grow a Therapist The Grow A Therapist is a humorous novelty toy designed to bring a smile to your face. This miniature figure expands up to 600% of its original size when submerged in water, offering a lighthearted take on having a personal therapist at your disposal... MSRP: Was: Now: C$4.25 Add to Cart
Squawking 13.5-Inch Glitter Rubber Chicken The Squawking Glitter Rubber Chicken is a playful twist on the classic novelty toy, featuring a glittery exterior that adds an extra layer of fun. When squeezed, it emits a humorous squeak, making it a delightful item for pranks, stress relief, or... MSRP: Was: Now: C$9.99 Add to Cart
Disney Stitch Micro Teenies Plush Micro Teenies are a series of 3-inch collectible plush toys featuring beloved characters from Disney's "Lilo & Stitch." These miniatures capture Stitch and his companion Angel in various charming poses and outfits, making them appealing to both... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Hello Kitty Micro Teenies Plush Hello Kitty Micro Plush toys are miniature, high-quality plush figures featuring Hello Kitty and her friends, each standing about 3.5 inches tall. These collectibles are designed to be both adorable and portable, making them perfect for fans of all ages... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Retro Sea-Monkeys Original Instant Life The Retro Sea-Monkeys Original Instant Life kit brings back the classic underwater world of tiny, magical creatures! Just add water to bring your Sea-Monkeys to life and watch them grow and swim. This nostalgic set includes everything you need for an... MSRP: Was: Now: C$15.99 Add to Cart
Poop Stress Toy When life stinks, grab Poopy and give him a good squeeze to turn your bad day around. A funny and practical gift for anyone in need of a little extra joy—because stress relief doesn’t have to be serious! Whether you're tackling a busy... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
F**k Boy Stress Toy Are you like, literally so totally done with the f**kboys in your life? Why not replace them with our resident F**kboy, Chad. He’s not like other guys just squeeze him to relieve your stress! Details: Chad is approx. 5" tall Material: Slow... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
Bag of Itty Bitty Cats The Bag of Itty Bitty Cats is a charming collection of adorable miniature feline figurines that brings joy to any cat lover's heart. Each tiny cat features unique colors and playful poses, making them perfect for displaying on shelves, desks, or as part... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Disappointed Sigh Button AUTOMATED DISMAY Did you ever get so tired of sighing at things that you wanted to sigh, but then realized that would only make things worse? These days, so many things are disappointing that it’s too much of an effort to do all the sighing... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Emergency Monkey Button MORE FUN THAN A POCKETFUL OF MONKEYS Are you a chimp simp? We’ve all dreamed of having a monkey accompany us in our daily business, but we’ve watched enough nature documentaries to know that’s a terrible idea. Our plastic electronic... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Handerpants UNDERPANTS FOR YOUR HANDS Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs. Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Bag of Itty Bitty City Creatures YOU CALL THEM RODENTS, I CALL THEM FRIEND There is wee wildlife in the big city! Itty Bitty City Critters! Sure, they cause messes and damage your property, but the animals that live in urban areas are also adorable. These soft vinyl Itty Bitty City... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Deluxe Monster Finger Puppets (per each) Our Finger Monsters will make you scared of your own finger! Looking for a monster with bulgy eyes and jiggly limbs? These best-selling Deluxe Finger Monsters are the all-time greatest finger frights! Every 2” tall, soft plastic fiend is a... MSRP: Was: Now: C$3.50 Add to Cart
Emergency Underpants in Tin DON'T LET SOILED UNDERPANTS RUIN YOUR DAY! Emergency Underpants are always there for you when you need them. They come in a 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin that slips easily into a purse or briefcase. Now whenever a particularly stressful or scary situation... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Vampire Snot AH-AH-AHCHOO! Tis the spooky season for some freshly sneezed vampire snot to keep your child giggling and entertained for hours on end as they smash, squeeze, pinch and twist this incredibly ooey, gooey, slippy, drippy, nontoxic bloody red... MSRP: Was: Now: C$9.99 Add to Cart
Record Your Own Message Button NOTE: The RetroFestive Team LOVES this product! We've recorded our kids over the years to create cherished keepsakes. Now you can record your very own sound button. Use it as a gag, or create an auditory time capsule. Perfect for creating cherished... MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
Emergency Goat Button GOAT SCREAMS ARE SO WEIRD It’s a goat emergency! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time but it’s also a popular animal! We all dream of owning our own herd of bleating, horned kids, but that’s not always feasible. This... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Instant Audience Button You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. There is no justice! Well, our Instant Audience lets you carry around the crowd reactions you deserve. This 3-1/2" electronic Instant Audience... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Gumby and Pokey 6-Inch Bendable Figures Catch up with your old pals, Gumby and Pokey. These two retro bendable figures will give you total nostalgia vibes! Fans of nostalgic toys will love having their very own fun and flexible Gumby and Pokey bendable figures. The little green clay humanoid... MSRP: Was: Now: C$24.99 Add to Cart
Handy Tool Pen The Handy Pens are playful writing instruments in the form of tools. These 5 different tool-shaped pens will add a touch of fun to your writing experience. You will receive ONE randomly chosen style. If you order more than one, we'll send an... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Five Nights at Freddy's SquishMe Blind Bag Figure These Five Nights at Freddy's Security Breach series 2 SquishMes are super slow rising once squeezed making it fun for children and adults. Each package contains one random character in a blind bag. Collect all seven characters including Freddy,... MSRP: Was: Now: C$9.99 Add to Cart
Spidey & His Amazing Friends Mash'ems (Per Each) Mash, twist, stretch, and play away!This series of Mash’ems includes six Spidey & His Amazing Friends characters, including Spider-Man, Ghost-Spider, and an ULTRA-RARE mystery character! Collect them all for endless squishy fun! Open your... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mash'ems (Per Each) Mash, twist, stretch, and play away!Mash’ems are soft, squishy, water-filled collectible toys that feature all of your favourites from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem. Each Mash’em is uniquely styled and has a SQUISH that you... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Hello Kitty Mash'ems (Per Each) Mash, twist, stretch, and play away!Celebrate 50 years of Hello Kitty with her squishable friends! Mash’ems are soft, squishy collectible toys that bring mini characters to life – which Hello Kitty character will you unbox? Try for such as... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Boy Band Cats Our 4-Pack of Boy Band Cats is a fun and quirky collection that reimagines your favourite feline friends as adorable boy band members! Each cat features unique outfits and accessories inspired by classic boy band aesthetics, complete with stylish... MSRP: Was: Now: C$21.99 Add to Cart
Littlest Pet Shop Pet Surprise Wave 2 Kids and 'kidults' alike will love collecting this new generation of Littlest Pet Shop! Each LPS Surprise Box contains 1 special bobblin' head pet, 1 adorable accessory, 1 collector's card, 1 virtual code, and 1 collector's guide. With the Pet Surprise... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99
Magic Rabbit - Simple Magic For Kids This magic kit designed to teach children basic magic tricks. This set include step-by-step instructions for easy-to-learn tricks that use simple props. Details: Includes 1 Set 1 Set will be chosen at random Contents: Over 15 Tricks, such as... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Ricky the Rocking Horse Bear by Z Wind Ups Get ready for endless amusement with Z Wind-Ups! These delightful wind-up toys feature a variety of whimsical characters and designs that come to life with a simple twist. Perfect for kids and collectors, Z Wind-Ups are a charming addition to any toy... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Moony the Space Shuttle by Z Wind Ups Get ready for endless amusement with Z Wind-Ups! These delightful wind-up toys feature a variety of whimsical characters and designs that come to life with a simple twist. Perfect for kids and collectors, Z Wind-Ups are a charming addition to any toy... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Peggy the Side Walking Puppy by Z Wind Ups Get ready for endless amusement with Z Wind-Ups! These delightful wind-up toys feature a variety of whimsical characters and designs that come to life with a simple twist. Perfect for kids and collectors, Z Wind-Ups are a charming addition to any toy... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Travis the Walking T-Rex by Z Wind Ups Get ready for endless amusement with Z Wind-Ups! These delightful wind-up toys feature a variety of whimsical characters and designs that come to life with a simple twist. Perfect for kids and collectors, Z Wind-Ups are a charming addition to any toy... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Raffi the Mouse in Shoes by Z Wind Ups Get ready for endless amusement with Z Wind-Ups! These delightful wind-up toys feature a variety of whimsical characters and designs that come to life with a simple twist. Perfect for kids and collectors, Z Wind-Ups are a charming addition to any toy... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
