F**k Boy Stress Toy Are you like, literally so totally done with the f**kboys in your life? Why not replace them with our resident F**kboy, Chad. He’s not like other guys just squeeze him to relieve your stress! Details: Chad is approx. 5" tall Material: Slow... MSRP: Was: Now: C$16.99 Add to Cart
Pink Satin LADY Kit-Cat Klock - Limited Edition This Limited Edition Pink Satin Lady Kit-Cat Klock with Pearl necklace & Eyelashes is a retro pink delight! This Original size Limited Edition stands 15.5” tall, head to tail. Her rolling eyes, wagging tail, and contagious smile are sure... MSRP: Was: Now: C$99.99 Add to Cart
Bag of Itty Bitty Cats The Bag of Itty Bitty Cats is a charming collection of adorable miniature feline figurines that brings joy to any cat lover's heart. Each tiny cat features unique colors and playful poses, making them perfect for displaying on shelves, desks, or as part... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Disappointed Sigh Button AUTOMATED DISMAY Did you ever get so tired of sighing at things that you wanted to sigh, but then realized that would only make things worse? These days, so many things are disappointing that it’s too much of an effort to do all the sighing... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Emergency Monkey Button MORE FUN THAN A POCKETFUL OF MONKEYS Are you a chimp simp? We’ve all dreamed of having a monkey accompany us in our daily business, but we’ve watched enough nature documentaries to know that’s a terrible idea. Our plastic electronic... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Handerpants UNDERPANTS FOR YOUR HANDS Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs. Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and... MSRP: Was: Now: C$19.99 Add to Cart
Bag of Itty Bitty City Creatures YOU CALL THEM RODENTS, I CALL THEM FRIEND There is wee wildlife in the big city! Itty Bitty City Critters! Sure, they cause messes and damage your property, but the animals that live in urban areas are also adorable. These soft vinyl Itty Bitty City... MSRP: Was: Now: C$12.99 Add to Cart
Deluxe Monster Finger Puppets (per each) Our Finger Monsters will make you scared of your own finger! Looking for a monster with bulgy eyes and jiggly limbs? These best-selling Deluxe Finger Monsters are the all-time greatest finger frights! Every 2” tall, soft plastic fiend is a... MSRP: Was: Now: C$3.50 Add to Cart
Emergency Underpants in Tin DON'T LET SOILED UNDERPANTS RUIN YOUR DAY! Emergency Underpants are always there for you when you need them. They come in a 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin that slips easily into a purse or briefcase. Now whenever a particularly stressful or scary situation... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Vampire Snot AH-AH-AHCHOO! Tis the spooky season for some freshly sneezed vampire snot to keep your child giggling and entertained for hours on end as they smash, squeeze, pinch and twist this incredibly ooey, gooey, slippy, drippy, nontoxic bloody red... MSRP: Was: Now: C$9.99 Add to Cart
Record Your Own Message Button NOTE: The RetroFestive Team LOVES this product! We've recorded our kids over the years to create cherished keepsakes. Now you can record your very own sound button. Use it as a gag, or create an auditory time capsule. Perfect for creating cherished... MSRP: Was: Now: C$18.99 Add to Cart
Emergency Goat Button GOAT SCREAMS ARE SO WEIRD It’s a goat emergency! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time but it’s also a popular animal! We all dream of owning our own herd of bleating, horned kids, but that’s not always feasible. This... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Instant Audience Button You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. There is no justice! Well, our Instant Audience lets you carry around the crowd reactions you deserve. This 3-1/2" electronic Instant Audience... MSRP: Was: Now: C$14.99 Add to Cart
Gumby and Pokey 6-Inch Bendable Figures Catch up with your old pals, Gumby and Pokey. These two retro bendable figures will give you total nostalgia vibes! Fans of nostalgic toys will love having their very own fun and flexible Gumby and Pokey bendable figures. The little green clay humanoid... MSRP: Was: Now: C$24.99 Add to Cart
Handy Tool Pen The Handy Pens are playful writing instruments in the form of tools. These 5 different tool-shaped pens will add a touch of fun to your writing experience. You will receive ONE randomly chosen style. If you order more than one, we'll send an... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Five Nights at Freddy's SquishMe Blind Bag Figure These Five Nights at Freddy's Security Breach series 2 SquishMes are super slow rising once squeezed making it fun for children and adults. Each package contains one random character in a blind bag. Collect all seven characters including Freddy,... MSRP: Was: Now: C$9.99 Add to Cart
Spidey & His Amazing Friends Mash'ems (Per Each) Mash, twist, stretch, and play away!This series of Mash’ems includes six Spidey & His Amazing Friends characters, including Spider-Man, Ghost-Spider, and an ULTRA-RARE mystery character! Collect them all for endless squishy fun! Open your... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mash'ems (Per Each) Mash, twist, stretch, and play away!Mash’ems are soft, squishy, water-filled collectible toys that feature all of your favourites from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem. Each Mash’em is uniquely styled and has a SQUISH that you... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Hello Kitty Mash'ems (Per Each) Mash, twist, stretch, and play away!Celebrate 50 years of Hello Kitty with her squishable friends! Mash’ems are soft, squishy collectible toys that bring mini characters to life – which Hello Kitty character will you unbox? Try for such as... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Boy Band Cats Our 4-Pack of Boy Band Cats is a fun and quirky collection that reimagines your favourite feline friends as adorable boy band members! Each cat features unique outfits and accessories inspired by classic boy band aesthetics, complete with stylish... MSRP: Was: Now: C$21.99 Add to Cart
Littlest Pet Shop Pet Surprise Wave 2 Kids and 'kidults' alike will love collecting this new generation of Littlest Pet Shop! Each LPS Surprise Box contains 1 special bobblin' head pet, 1 adorable accessory, 1 collector's card, 1 virtual code, and 1 collector's guide. With the Pet Surprise... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99
Magic Rabbit - Simple Magic For Kids This magic kit designed to teach children basic magic tricks. This set include step-by-step instructions for easy-to-learn tricks that use simple props. Details: Includes 1 Set 1 Set will be chosen at random Contents: Over 15 Tricks, such as... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Novelty Tool Pen - Axe Elevate your stationery collection with the unique and eye-catching Novelty Tool Pen - Axe! Shaped like a mini axe, this fun and functional pen combines practicality with a playful design. Perfect for anyone who appreciates quirky office supplies or... MSRP: Was: Now: C$6.99 Add to Cart
Ricky the Rocking Horse Bear by Z Wind Ups Get ready for endless amusement with Z Wind-Ups! These delightful wind-up toys feature a variety of whimsical characters and designs that come to life with a simple twist. Perfect for kids and collectors, Z Wind-Ups are a charming addition to any toy... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Moony the Space Shuttle by Z Wind Ups Get ready for endless amusement with Z Wind-Ups! These delightful wind-up toys feature a variety of whimsical characters and designs that come to life with a simple twist. Perfect for kids and collectors, Z Wind-Ups are a charming addition to any toy... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Peggy the Side Walking Puppy by Z Wind Ups Get ready for endless amusement with Z Wind-Ups! These delightful wind-up toys feature a variety of whimsical characters and designs that come to life with a simple twist. Perfect for kids and collectors, Z Wind-Ups are a charming addition to any toy... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Carley the Caterpillar by Z Wind Ups Get ready for endless amusement with Z Wind-Ups! These delightful wind-up toys feature a variety of whimsical characters and designs that come to life with a simple twist. Perfect for kids and collectors, Z Wind-Ups are a charming addition to any toy... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Travis the Walking T-Rex by Z Wind Ups Get ready for endless amusement with Z Wind-Ups! These delightful wind-up toys feature a variety of whimsical characters and designs that come to life with a simple twist. Perfect for kids and collectors, Z Wind-Ups are a charming addition to any toy... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Raffi the Mouse in Shoes by Z Wind Ups Get ready for endless amusement with Z Wind-Ups! These delightful wind-up toys feature a variety of whimsical characters and designs that come to life with a simple twist. Perfect for kids and collectors, Z Wind-Ups are a charming addition to any toy... MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Evel Knievel Mini Stunt Cycle - Rip Cord Racer Experience the excitement of Evel Knievel's legendary stunts in a compact size with the Evel Knievel Mini Stunt Cycle - Rip Cord Racer! This mini stunt bike comes with a rip cord launcher, allowing you to send Evel speeding across the floor to perform... MSRP: Was: Now: C$27.99 Add to Cart
Spy Pen with Invisible Ink This clever spy pen lets you write secret messages only revealed by the built in U.V. light! Perfect for any budding spy. Details: Ages 3+ 7.09 × 5.91 × 5.91 in MSRP: Was: Now: C$7.99 Add to Cart
Eye Spy Spex Rear-View Glasses These stylish mirrored spy-specs allow you to see behind you! Perfect for the budding spy. They make a cool accessory for the budding spy or private detective. Details: You'll receive ONE pair of Eye Spy Spex Ages 3+ Packaging: Clear Cello... MSRP: Was: Now: C$8.99 Add to Cart
Slinky Snake Experience the slithering fun of our Slinky Snakes! These multi-jointed toys offer a lifelike simulation of snake movements, providing an engaging and interactive play experience. Hold the tail and watch them move realistically. Ideal for imaginative... MSRP: Was: Now: C$3.99 Add to Cart
Old-School Skydiver Chute ’em up! Throw in the air or drop from a height & watch as your skydiver makes his way down. Man height approx: 9 cms You will receive one randomly selected skydiver. If you order more than one, we'll try to send an assortment... MSRP: Was: Now: C$9.99 Add to Cart
Bigfoot Finger Puppet A FOOT ON YOUR FINGER Our new Bigfoot Finger Puppet is proudly displaying his famous tootsies to the world. Most finger puppets don’t have feet, but we couldn’t leave them off Bigfoot! These 2.25" tall, soft vinyl Bigfoot Finger Puppets are... MSRP: Was: Now: C$3.50 Add to Cart
Nose Finger Puppet THIS FINGER PUPPET IS NOTHING TO SNEEZE AT While some might say everyone has their own Nose Finger Puppet, we still see the need in polite society for a Nose Finger Puppet. You have so many finger puppets to choose from, but discerning customers pick... MSRP: Was: Now: C$2.99 Add to Cart
