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  • Oversized Gift Exchange Dice in Package Oversized Gift Exchange Dice Oversized Gift Exchange Dice - Lifestyle

    Secret Santa Swap Gift Exchange Oversized Die

    Throw a new twist on a classic tradition and shake up your gift exchange with this fun oversized die. 12 sided die features a prompt on each side Squishy foam Dimensions: 3 in. x 3 in. x 3 in. HOW TO PLAYEach person playing adds a wrapped gift to...

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  • Chicken Soup Candy Canes

    Chicken Soup Candy Canes

    A whimsical twist on a holiday classic! These uniquely flavoured candy canes blend the nostalgic shape and sweetness of traditional candy canes with a savoury hint inspired by comforting chicken soup. Perfect as a conversation starter, a novelty gift, or...

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  • Ketchup Candy Canes Archie McPhee Ketchup Candy Canes

    Ketchup Candy Canes

    THE BEST CANDY CANE TO EAT WITH FRENCH FRIES Everyone's favourite condiment, but for Christmas! Do you know what makes mediocre food edible? Ketchup! So, just imagine how a ketchup-flavoured candy cane can take your holiday from meh to magnificent. This...

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  • Bacon Flavoured Candy Canes

    Bacon Candy Canes

    Bacon lovers will lick themselves silly over our bacon-flavoured candy canes! These unsuspecting 5.25-inch tall candy canes look like your regular everyday candy canes, but just one lick and BOOM – a flavour explosion! Each box contains 6 candy...

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  • Pickle flavoured Candy Canes

    Pickle Candy Canes

    Christmas can be a difficult time for someone who isn't that into sweets. If you're the savory sort, you might prefer the dill tang of our Pickle Candy Canes. Not only do they have an elegant green color that will go well with your regular candy canes,...

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  • Bright Eyes 3D Holiday Specs - Set of 4 Glasses Bright Eyes 3D Holiday Specs - Set of 4 Glasses Bright Eyes 3-D Holiday Lights Specs - 4-Pack

    Bright Eyes 3-D Holiday Lights Specs - 4-Pack

    Load the kids in the car and take a drive through holiday lights while wearing these unique Holiday Magic 3D Specs. You'll be amazed when these patented lenses transform ordinary holiday lights into magical holiday images. It’s incredible! These...

    C$14.99
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  • Bad Santa Christmas Stress Toy - In Box Bad Santa Christmas Stress Toy

    Bad Santa Christmas Stress Toy

    Meet Bad Santa – your cheeky, irreverent stress-relieving sidekick for the festive season. If you’ve had it with the holly-jolly chaos, Bad Santa is here to lighten the mood. Just give him a squeeze and he’ll belt out one of five...

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  • Labubu Hangry Die Cut Sticker Labubu Hangry Die Cut Sticker

    Labubu Hangry Die Cut Sticker

    Sugar-sweet on the outside, hangry on the inside! This pastel rainbow Labubu is clearly in snack mode, with those starry eyes and a sly grin. Featuring soft pink, blue, and purple tones and “HANGRY” in bright blue text, this die-cut sticker...

    C$4.99
  • Labubu Eat Me Die Cut Sticker Labubu Eat Me Die Cut Sticker

    Labubu Eat Me Die Cut Sticker

    Cute, fuzzy, and a little unhinged—Labubu is daring you to take a bite! This die-cut sticker features Labubu in a fuzzy brown suit with sparkly eyes and a wide, toothy grin, standing over bold pink text that reads “EAT ME.” Perfect for...

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  • Stretchy Balloon Dogs Stretchy Balloon Dogs

    Stretchy Balloon Dogs

    The Stretchi Balloon Dog is a fun and stretchy toy designed to resemble a classic balloon animal. Made from a durable, flexible material, it can be stretched and twisted, providing both entertainment and stress relief. Available in four assorted...

    C$4.99
  • Chia Pet: Ghostface Chia Pet: Ghostface Chia Pet: Ghostface

    Chia Pet: Ghostface

    Transform your spooky vibes with the Chia Pet: Ghostface! This unique planter combines the iconic horror figure with the fun of growing greenery, allowing you to cultivate your very own chilling decor that’s sure to impress fans of slasher flicks...

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  • Chia Pet: Chucky Chia Pet: Chucky - Evil Side Chia Pet: Chucky - Good Side

    Chia Pet: Chucky

    Come play with the new Chucky Chia Pet! The first Chia Pet to feature two different faces. Enjoy Chucky Chia Pet's good side for innocent fun, but look out! On the other side lurks his evil face for your more sinister moods. Chucky Chia Pet is sure to be...

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  • Chia Pet: Pee-Wee Herman Chia Pet: Pee-Wee Herman Chia Pet: Pee-Wee Herman

    Chia Pet: Pee-Wee Herman

    Pee-Wee Herman is the name, don’t wear it out! Go on your own big adventure and add some quirky greenery to your home or office with this Pee-Wee Herman Chia Pet! This handmade Chia Pet is designed after the beloved character Pee-Wee Herman,...

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  • Chia Pet: Puppy Chia Pet: Puppy Chia Pet: Puppy

    Chia Pet: Puppy

    Get everything you need to grow your own Chia Puppy in one package - a unique pottery planter, drip tray, and chia seed packets for 3 plantings. Achieve full growth in 1-2 weeks with simple 6-step care instructions. Chia planters can be washed and...

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  • Squishy Poops Squishy Poop Gag Squishy Poops Squishy Poops

    Squishy Poop Gag

    This slow rising squishy toy brings endless joy! Three styles available. You will receive ONE randomly chosen style. If you order more than one, we'll send an assortment.

    C$3.99
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  • World's Biggest Stoner Trophy World's Biggest Stoner Trophy

    World's Biggest Stoner Trophy

    Celebrate 4:20 vibes with the "World's Biggest Stoner" Trophy! Featuring a fun and playful design, this award is the perfect gift for your chillest friend or as a humorous addition to any party. A lighthearted way to honour the ultimate cannabis...

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  • World's Biggest Piece Of Shit Trophy World's Biggest Piece Of Shit Trophy

    World's Biggest Piece Of Shit Trophy

    Bring on the laughs with the "World's Biggest Piece of Shit" Trophy! This over-the-top gag award is perfect for lighthearted humour at parties, office pranks, or as a playful gift for your most sarcastic friend. Sure to be the centerpiece of hilarious...

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  • OJ Delivery Truck Air Freshener OJ's Bronco Air Freshener

    OJ Truck Air Freshener (shaped like OJ's Bronco)

    Buckle up! This cheeky air freshener is shaped like O.J. Simpson’s infamous white Bronco and smells unmistakably like OJ—yep, fresh, zesty orange juice. It’s a nostalgic nod with a wink, turning your rearview mirror to the scene of...

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  • Rubber Chicken Laying an Egg Chicken and Popping Egg

    Rubber Chicken Laying an Egg

    The Rubber Chicken Laying an Egg toy is a whimsical stress-relief gadget designed to amuse and entertain. Crafted from soft rubber, this toy features a hollow chicken with a concealed egg inside. When squeezed, the egg humorously pops out from the...

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  • Poop Jokes Poop Jokes

    Poop Jokes

    Poop Jokes is a hilarious collection of silly, cheeky, and laugh-out-loud jokes all about everyone's favorite potty humor. Perfect for kids and adults who enjoy a good giggle, this book is packed with puns, riddles, and jokes that are sure to cause a...

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  • Dog Jokes Dog Jokes

    Dog Jokes

    Dog Jokes is a fun collection of pun-filled and tail-waggingly funny jokes for dog lovers of all ages. Packed with clever wordplay and canine-themed humour, this book is perfect for sharing laughs with family, friends, or even your furry companion. A...

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  • Dad Jokes - Golf Edition Dad Jokes - Golf Edition

    Dad Jokes - Golf Edition

    Dad Jokes - Golf Edition is a must-have for golf lovers who enjoy a good laugh on and off the course. Packed with pun-filled, groan-worthy jokes, this collection is perfect for sharing with friends during a round or as a fun gift for the golfer in your...

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  • Cat-Astrophe Stacking Cats Game Cat-Astrophe Stacking Cats Game

    Cat-Astrophe Stacking Cats Game

    The Cat-Astrophe Stacking Cats Game is a fun and challenging game of balance and strategy. Players take turns stacking cat figurines as high as possible without causing them to fall. One wrong move, and the stack collapses. Perfect for solo play or a...

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  • Earwax Candle Kit Wine Bottle Prank Gift Box Prank Box for Wine Bottle - Earwax Candle Kit Prank Gift Box Packaging - Earwax Candle Kit

    Earwax Candle Kit Wine Bottle Prank Gift Box

    The "Earwax Candle Kit" Prank Gift Box is a humorous packaging designed to disguise your real gift inside a faux product box. Measuring 11.25" x 9" x 3.25", this empty box features a playful design that adds an element of surprise to your gift-giving...

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  • Broccoli Buddies Large Cereal Prank Gift Box Broccoli Buddies Large Cereal Prank Gift Box

    Broccoli Buddies Large Cereal Prank Gift Box

    The "Broccoli Buddies" Large Cereal Prank Gift Box by Prank-O is a humorous packaging designed to disguise your real gift inside a faux cereal box. Measuring 9.4 inches by 12.5 inches by 2.5 inches, this empty box features a playful design that adds an...

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  • Shrimp Smacks Large Cereal Prank Gift Box Shrimp Smacks Large Cereal Prank Gift Box

    Shrimp Smacks Large Cereal Prank Gift Box

    The "Shrimp Smacks" Large Cereal Prank Gift Box by Prank-O is a humorous prop designed to resemble a cereal box featuring a fictitious shrimp-flavored breakfast cereal. Measuring 9.4 inches by 12.5 inches by 2.5 inches, this empty box allows you to...

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  • TikTot: Baby Influencer - Large Prank Gift Box TikTot Large Prank Gift Box

    TikTot: Baby Influencer - Large Prank Gift Box

    The TikTot Large Prank Gift Box is a hilarious gag packaging designed to disguise your real gift inside a ridiculous fake product. Featuring absurdly detailed graphics and descriptions, it adds an extra layer of fun and confusion before the big reveal...

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  • Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener

    Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener

    The Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener is a handy product with a funny name! Designed to tackle any unpleasant odor with ease, this discreet air freshener is made with activated charcoal to effectively absorb and neutralizes odors...

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  • Stretchy Log of Poop Gag Stretchy Log of Poop Gag Stretchy Log of Poop Gag

    Stretchy Log of Poop Gag

    Novelty squeeze turd stress reliever. Fiddle, stretch and squish all your problems away and use to prank friends and family for an unforgettable laugh! Details: Dimensions: 6" x 2" x 1" Made in China

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  • Jalapeno Candy Canes

    Jalapeno Candy Canes

    These Jalapeño Candy Canes have all the flavour of a jalapeño pepper with just a kiss of heat. If you desire to pick a peck of pickled peppers for Christmas, you could do worse than this pack of six 5-1/4" tall candy canes with red and...

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  • Christmas Dad Jokes Christmas Dad Jokes

    Christmas Dad Jokes

    Make this holiday season extra special with our hilarious collection of Christmas Dad Jokes! Perfect for family gatherings, holiday parties, or as a stocking stuffer, this book is packed with groan-worthy puns and clever quips that celebrate the festive...

    C$9.99
  • Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Deck the halls with a jar of briny delight! This glass Christmas ornament showcases a miniature jar of pickles, complete with its crisp green hue and a twist of festive flair, promising a tangy addition to your holiday decor that's sure to tickle your...

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  • Disappointed Sigh Button

    Disappointed Sigh Button

    AUTOMATED DISMAY Did you ever get so tired of sighing at things that you wanted to sigh, but then realized that would only make things worse? These days, so many things are disappointing that it’s too much of an effort to do all the sighing...

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  • Handerpants Handerpants

    Handerpants

    UNDERPANTS FOR YOUR HANDS Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs. Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and...

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  • Bubble Wrap Popper Sheets

    Box of Bubble Wrap Popper Sheets

    Bubble wrap was the original fidget toy! Pop your worries away with this box of bubble wrap popper sheets. Bursting stress has never been so satisfying – it's the ultimate therapy in a box. Take a break, pop away, and turn your tension into a...

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