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RetroFestive is proud to be your top shop for cheesy, tacky and kitschy gifts! Stock up on nostalgic novelties and stocking stuffers for your friends and family.  Be sure to check out our hilarious collection of tacky Christmas ornaments too!

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  • Feral Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

    Feral Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

    Feral Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle bring chaotic energy and bold attitude to your everyday style. Featuring the single-word “FERAL” front and center, these socks are made for anyone who embraces their wild side...

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  • Hot And Flashy Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

    Hot And Flashy Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

    Hot And Flashy Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle — Turn heads while you work out! These comfy, stylish crew socks feature a bold “Hot and Flashy” design that adds fun flair to your gym look. Perfect for gifting or...

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  • Bird Nerd Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

    Bird Nerd Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

    Bird Nerd Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle — Show off your love of our feathered friends with these quirky and comfy crew socks! Featuring a playful “Bird Nerd” design, they add personality and fun to your gym gear or...

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  • All-Seeing Oversized Foam Die

    All-Seeing Oversized Foam Die

    Fortunes told with every roll! Ask this oversized foam novelty die a question, and give it a roll find out the answer! Like a Magic 8 Ball but better! This d12 die has 12 different answers (instead of 8)!

    C$13.99
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  • Truth Or Dare Oversized Die

    Truth Or Dare Oversized Foam Dice

    The Truth or Dare Oversized Die is a fun and interactive game for all ages. This large, foam die is designed to add excitement to your Truth or Dare sessions by introducing an element of chance. Each face of the die features prompts for either a truth...

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  • Grandma's Secret Spot Remover (2oz)

    Grandma's Secret Spot Remover (2oz)

    Don’t let the size fool you—Grandma’s Secret Spot Remover packs serious stain-fighting power into this handy 2 oz spray bottle. It’s the tiny laundry lifesaver you’ll want to keep close for life’s little...

    C$9.99
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  • Chia Pet: Ghostface Chia Pet: Ghostface Chia Pet: Ghostface

    Chia Pet: Ghostface

    Transform your spooky vibes with the Chia Pet: Ghostface! This unique planter combines the iconic horror figure with the fun of growing greenery, allowing you to cultivate your very own chilling decor that’s sure to impress fans of slasher flicks...

    C$37.99
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  • ALF is back! As a Chia Pet! Alf Chia Pet in Box Chia Pet: ALF Chia Pet: ALF Chia Pet: ALF

    Chia Pet: ALF

    Here kitty, kitty, kitty! Now you can invite your favourite Alien Life Form from Melmac into your home when you buy our ALF Chia Pet! It's the perfect gift for any fan of pop culture, and only takes about 1-2 weeks to fully grow. Reuse the planter by...

    C$37.99
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  • Eat Shit Gum Eat Shit Gum

    Eat Shit Gum

    Not your average chewing gum — this cheeky Eat Shit Gum is a bold novelty treat designed to get laughs before the first chew! Details: Each individual box contains 8 pieces

    C$2.99
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  • Little Shit Gum

    Little Shit Gum for the Youngest Sibling

    Bring the laughs (and maybe a little eye-roll) with this cheeky Little Shit Gum! Packaged like classic chewing gum but with a bold, irreverent twist, it’s a perfect little gag gift or stocking stuffer for friends with a wicked sense of humour...

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  • Middle Child Gum

    Middle Child Gum

    Celebrate the often-overlooked legend of the family with this cheeky Middle Child Gum! Packaged like classic bubble gum but with a humorous twist, it makes a fun little gift or stocking stuffer for anyone who’s proudly stuck between the oldest and...

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  • Birthday Bitch Gym Crew Socks

    Birthday Bitch Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle

    Add some attitude to your workout with the Birthday Bitch Gym Crew Socks by Gumball Poodle! These comfy crew socks feature bold, celebratory lettering and playful design—perfect for birthday workouts or gifting to a friend with a...

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  • Golden Middle Finger Customizable Trophy

    Golden F-U Finger Customizable Trophy

    An amusing trophy to let someone know how truly special they are! Recognize the Champion-Level Fucker in your home, office, or team with the Golden FU Finger Trophy. This 6-inch trophy is fully customizable with sticker to put on the base such as #1...

    C$34.99
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  • Donut Hole Holster Prank Gift Donut Hole Holster Prank Gift

    Prank Gift: Timbits Donut Hole Holster

    Grab your Timbits, Canada! The "Donut Hole Holster" is a novelty prank gift designed to amuse and surprise recipients. It humorously presents itself as a wearable holster for Timbits, adding a playful twist to gift-giving occasions...

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  • World's Biggest Dick Trophy World's Biggest Dick Trophy

    World's Biggest Dick Trophy

    Make a bold statement with the "World's Biggest Dick" Trophy! Featuring a cheeky design, this humorous award is perfect for lighthearted gifting or as a playful gag at parties. A guaranteed laugh and a fun way to keep the mood lively! Dimensions: 4.8"...

    C$16.99
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  • Giant I Love To Fart Mug

    Giant I Love To Fart Mug

    Make lunchtime and meetings more entertaining with our I Love To Fart Mug! It's a giant 22 oz mug, perfect for any kitchen or office. A surefire way to get people laughing, it's a great novelty gift for anyone who needs to spice up their day. Let out a...

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  • Stretchy Log of Poop Gag Stretchy Log of Poop Gag Stretchy Log of Poop Gag

    Stretchy Log of Poop Gag

    Novelty squeeze turd stress reliever. Fiddle, stretch and squish all your problems away and use to prank friends and family for an unforgettable laugh! Details: Dimensions: 6" x 2" x 1" Made in China

    C$6.99
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  • Match-Up Memory Snack tray Match-Up Memory Snack tray Match-Up Memory Snack tray

    Match-Up Memory Snack tray

    The ultimate snacktivity tray. Match Up is an interactive snack tray that doubles as a game! Kids will be entertained and inspired to eat as they pop open mystery doors two at a time to find snack matches. It’s just like traditional memory, but...

    C$29.99
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  • Pickle Erasers Pickle Erasers OOP

    Pickle Erasers

    Mistakes aren’t a big dill, especially when you have these pickle erasers handy. These realistic mini dills are ready to help out when your notes and doodles are in a pickle. Details: Package dimensions: Approx. 7" x 4" Eraser dimensions:...

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  • Bigfoot Garden Statue

    Bigfoot Garden Statue

    Invite a touch of mystery and folklore into your garden with this Bigfoot garden statue – a whimsical guardian of your greenery! This elusive yet endearing creature adds a dash of intrigue and charm, turning your outdoor space into a playful...

    C$32.99
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  • Snoopy Garden Statue

    Snoopy Garden Statue

    Bring a dose of heartwarming friendship to your garden with this Snoopy garden statue. Peanuts pals Snoopy and Woodstock spread joy with an everlasting embrace. Not just a garden decoration; it's a reminder that an unlikely friendship can bloom into...

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  • Greatest of All Time Trophy G.O.A.T. Trophy in Box

    G.O.A.T. Greatest of All Time Trophy

    Elevate yourself to Greatest of All Time status with our GOAT Trophy – a gleaming symbol of your undeniable excellence and unrivaled achievements. This trophy isn't just an accolade; it's a golden reminder that you're the G.O.A.T., and now everyone...

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  • Bubble Wrap Popper Sheets

    Box of Bubble Wrap Popper Sheets

    Bubble wrap was the original fidget toy! Pop your worries away with this box of bubble wrap popper sheets. Bursting stress has never been so satisfying – it's the ultimate therapy in a box. Take a break, pop away, and turn your tension into a...

    C$7.99
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  • Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

    Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

    Like a stand-up comedian for your bathroom, our Crap Jokes toilet paper guarantees a laugh every time you unroll the punchline. It's the only TP that leaves you both clean and in stitches! Details:  200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging: Illustrated...

    C$10.99
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  • Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener

    Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener

    Let's do a spiked hike!  This cast iron bottle opener is as tough as a bear with a claw-shaped top and combortable handle.  Makes an excellent addition to cottages, fishing huts, and in the garage next to the beer fridge...

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  • The Breakfast Scrub - Set of 3 Kitchen Sponges The Breakfast Scrub - Set of 3 Kitchen Sponges The Breakfast Scrub - Set of 3 Kitchen Sponges The Breakfast Scrub - Set of 3 Kitchen Sponges

    The Breakfast Scrub - Set of 3 Kitchen Sponges

    Rise and shine, it's time to join the clean plate club! If your sink contains more than a short stack, The Breakfast Scrub is here to help. Each set includes 3 quality, multi-layered sponges packed on a nostalgic "diner plate" backer card. Carded set...

    C$17.99
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  • Say Anything Mug - Hell You Looking At? Say Anything Mug - Hell You Looking At? Say Anything Mug - Hell You Looking At? - Box View

    Hell You Looking At? - Say Anything Mug

    This hilarious kitten coffee mug, from the Say Anything series by Genuine Fred, features an adorable illustration of two kittens with the hilarious tagline "The hell you looking at?"  Details: Holds 16 oz Materials: Porcelain Packaging: Full...

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  • Chill, Baby Dressed To Spill - Hot Pepper Bib and Teether Set Chill, Baby Dressed To Spill - Hot Pepper Bib and Teether Set Chill, Baby Dressed To Spill - Hot Pepper Bib and Teether Set - box view

    Baby's First Hot Pepper Challenge - Bib and Teether Set

    Make the laughs go viral with this coordinating set featuring a hot pepper challenge bib and red chili pepper teether! It's the perfect combo for when Junior needs to chili out. Two layers of 100% cotton fabric sandwich with a waterproof layer of TPU to...

    MSRP: C$29.99
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  • Millennial Mood Ring EV-TSM9248 EV-TSM9248 Millennial Mood Ring Millennial Mood Rings EV-TSM9248 EV-TSM9248 Millennial Mood Rings

    The Millennial Mood Ring

    This humorous novelty lets millennials monitor their moods fashionably! Why talk about your feelings when you can show them off? Size 8. Includes a ring and a handy guide to monitor the following moods: Excited: You finally get the "Your food...

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  • Bright Eyes 3D Holiday Specs - Set of 4 Glasses Bright Eyes 3D Holiday Specs - Set of 4 Glasses Bright Eyes 3-D Holiday Lights Specs - 4-Pack

    Bright Eyes 3-D Holiday Lights Specs - 4-Pack

    Load the kids in the car and take a drive through holiday lights while wearing these unique Holiday Magic 3D Specs. You'll be amazed when these patented lenses transform ordinary holiday lights into magical holiday images. It’s incredible! These...

    C$14.99
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  • Bad Santa Christmas Stress Toy - In Box Bad Santa Christmas Stress Toy

    Bad Santa Christmas Stress Toy

    Meet Bad Santa – your cheeky, irreverent stress-relieving sidekick for the festive season. If you’ve had it with the holly-jolly chaos, Bad Santa is here to lighten the mood. Just give him a squeeze and he’ll belt out one of five...

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