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  • Greatest of All Time Trophy G.O.A.T. Trophy in Box

    G.O.A.T. Greatest of All Time Trophy

    Elevate yourself to Greatest of All Time status with our GOAT Trophy – a gleaming symbol of your undeniable excellence and unrivaled achievements. This trophy isn't just an accolade; it's a golden reminder that you're the G.O.A.T., and now everyone...

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  • World's Biggest Asshole Trophy in Box World's Biggest Asshole Trophy

    World's Biggest Asshole Trophy

    Behold the World's Biggest Asshole Trophy, a monument to outstanding achievements in obnoxiousness. Display it proudly, and let the world know that when it comes to being a monumental pain in the ass, you're a true champion! Dimensions: 4.8" H x...

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  • Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Introducing our Crime Scene Toilet Paper – because wiping away evidence should be as smooth as solving a mystery. Unravel a new case with every sheet, before leaving the scene of the crime. Details:  200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging:...

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  • My First Fire - Front of Box My First Fire - Back of Box

    My First Fire Large Prank Gift Box

    Bring some heat to even the dullest kids’ party. This fake gift box is sure to get any overprotective mother jumping out of her seat and clutching her pearls. Just hide an age appropriate gift inside.Prank someone this holiday season with our My...

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  • Air Freshener - Pickle

    Air Freshener - Pickle

    During your commute, do you feel like a pickle in a jar? This Pickle Air Freshener will add some dill to your daily drive as it dangles deliciously from your mirror. This 5-1/2” tall Pickle Air Freshener smells like dill. Made of heavy card...

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  • Air Freshener - Possum 2 Air Freshener - Possum

    Possum Air Freshener

    PLEASANT POSSUM PONG This 4-5/8" long, heavy cardstock air freshener is playing dead and smelling like the banana peel it slept on last night. It’s a pretty cute possum from its toothy snout to the tip of its fleshy tail. This air freshener says...

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  • The BULLSHIT Button The BULLSHIT Button in Package The BULLSHIT Button in Action!

    The BULLSHIT Button

    This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it. Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, "That was bullshit". or shout, "Bullshit detected", over a wailing siren. No friend,...

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  • Groovy Mood Ring on Illustrated Card Groovy Mood Ring on Illustrated Card

    Groovy Mood Ring on Illustrated Card

    What's your mood today? Mood Rings aren't just jewelry, they're  a captivating portal to your inner vibe! The stone changes colour depending on how you feel. Are you....Happy, Relaxed, Active, Alert, Romantic, Excited or Stressed???...

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  • Jigsaw Puzzle Prank Gift Box Open - Jigsaw Puzzle Prank Jigsaw Puzzle Prank Box

    Impossible Jigsaw Puzzle Large Prank Gift Box

    Surprise your friends and leave them to pick up the pieces. This gift box is an excellent way to prank puzzle hobbyists and those easily flustered by daunting tasks Prank someone this holiday season with this 12,000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle Large Prank...

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  • Crib Dribbler - Front of Box Crib Dribbler - Back of Box

    Crib Dribbler Large Prank Gift Box

    A new baby brings so much excitement and joy. Which is the perfect setup for this prank gift box. Those overwhelmed, new parents won't see it coming.Prank someone this holiday season with our Crib Dribbler Large Prank Gift Box . Simply put together...

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  • Fart Filter Small Prank Pack Fart Filter Small Prank Pack - Rear Size Comparison of Prank Pack Sizes Fart Filter Prank Pack Packaging

    Fart Filter Small Prank Gift Box

    This little prank gift box holds XXL-sized laughs. Just hide your real gift inside and watch your friends or relatives crack up when they open it to find that they have, in fact, been pranked.   Details: Fart Filter Personal Flatulence...

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  • Felix the Cat Bendable Figure Felix the Cat Bendable Figure

    Felix the Cat Bendable Figure

    Righty-O! Our Felix the Cat Bendable Figure includes his bag of tricks! The classic cartoons of yesteryear featured this adorable little cat in black and white silent movies. He could sing and dance and always carried with him his famous little...

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  • Magnetic Baby Face

    Magnetic Baby Face

    AWWW… LOOK AT BABY’S BEARD Some babies are born bald. Wouldn’t it be fun if you could give them hair? Just move the metal shavings with the magnetic plastic wand and create baby hairscapes that boggle the imagination! From hipster to...

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  • 12866 Bendy Rubber Chicken Bendy Rubber Chicken 12866

    Rubber Chicken Bendy 5-Inch Figure

    HE’S FUNNY NO MATTER WHAT HIS POSITION IS If you’re in search of perfectly pliable poultry to perch precariously on a precipice, this is the product for you! This 5" tall, soft vinyl rubber chicken is bendable and comes with an illustrated...

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  • The F Button Censored The Fuck Button The F*CK Button

    The F*CK Button

    This hilarious button does the cursing for you, playing one of nine memorable phrases each time you press it. Makes a perfect gift for weddings, funerals, retirement parties, anniversaries, gift baskets, delivery rooms and the mother-in-law! Measures 3...

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  • Instant Audience Button

    Instant Audience Button

    You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. There is no justice! Well, our Instant Audience lets you carry around the crowd reactions you deserve. This 3-1/2" electronic Instant Audience...

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  • Original Drinking Bird Lucky Drinking Bird Water Glass Drinking Bird Side View

    Amazing Drinking Bird

    Give the gift of scientific wonder when you give our Drinking Bird! This nostalgic novelty uses thermodynamics to keep this bird bobbing into a glass of water. Perfect for wasting time at the office or mesmerizing the kids with science. Dimensions:...

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  • Bigfoot Air Freshener Bigfoot Air Freshener Car

    Bigfoot Air Freshener

    Let Bigfoot fill your car with the scent from his native habitat with our pine-scented Bigfoot Air Freshener. He measures 5 inches long and can be hung in your car, RV, or any place else you please. A hanging string is included to make it easy-peasy. Or ...

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  • Merry Christmas Snow Cap Game Merry Christmas Snow Cap Game

    Novelty Snowball Head Cap Game

    The Winter Snow Cap game is designed for players to catch the plush snowballs with the cap on their head. It's a fun challenge, perfect for adding a little life to holiday parties and Christmas gatherings! Details: Contents: 1 Cap and 3 Plush...

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  • Oversized Gift Exchange Dice in Package Oversized Gift Exchange Dice Oversized Gift Exchange Dice - Lifestyle

    Secret Santa Swap Gift Exchange Oversized Die

    Throw a new twist on a classic tradition and shake up your gift exchange with this fun oversized die. 12 sided die features a prompt on each side Squishy foam Dimensions: 3 in. x 3 in. x 3 in. HOW TO PLAYEach person playing adds a wrapped gift to...

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  • Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener

    Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener

    Let's do a spiked hike!  This cast iron bottle opener is as tough as a bear with a claw-shaped top and combortable handle.  Makes an excellent addition to cottages, fishing huts, and in the garage next to the beer fridge...

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  • Lotsa Lights Light Up Pom Pom Toque Lotsa Lights Light Up Pom Pom Toque Lotsa Lights Light Up Pom Pom Toque Lotsa Lights Light Up Pom Pom Toque

    Lotsa Lights Light Up Pom Pom Toque

    Sparkle through the season in warm knit pom pom toques with flashing accent lights. Each design includes six bright LEDs you can turn on and off with a hidden button. The perfect accessory for holiday parties, parades, light shows, snow sports and...

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  • Blue Jay Salt and Pepper Shakers Set Blue Jay Salt and Pepper Shakers Set Blue Jay Salt and Pepper Shakers Set

    Blue Jay Salt and Pepper Shakers Set

    Make your dinner table more colourful with this fun pair of Blue Jay Salt & Pepper Shakers. Crafted out of ceramic, these beautifully painted birds boast lots of rich texture and detail – a playful way to spice up any meal. Details: Two...

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  • Grumpy Frog Ornament

    Grumpy Frog Ornament

    Nothing exemplifies Christmas in the 2020s quite like a grumpy frog. This frog is all of us. He’s shown up, he’s celebrating Christmas, but he still has a slight grumpy grimace. Just look at his cheery hat. He’s putting forth the...

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  • Goth Cat Ornament

    Goth Cat Ornament

    Cats and Christmas trees don’t usually mix. This is not the cat's fault. Why would humans put a tree in the house if you weren’t supposed to climb it? However, this fanged and winged 4" tall, hand-blown glass bat cat ornament looks so natural...

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  • Sunny the Blobfish

    Sunny the Blobfish

    While it’s in the water, a blobfish looks like any other fish, but as soon as you take it out, it transforms into a cartoonishly sad human face. We sometimes sing a song about blobfish that goes something like, “Blobfish, Blobfish, looks...

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  • Collection of Mini Mushrooms

    Collection of Mini Mushrooms

    This Collection of Mini Mushrooms is a set of eight soft vinyl magical mushrooms each with its own stand. You can leave them in the cabinet of curiosities style package or take them out and make your own fairy circle. They are all based on real...

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  • Cleaning Kitties

    Cleaning Kitties

    Cleaning Kitties are for cat owners who accept that their cats have already won. Cats and cleanliness go hand in paw. Of course, while they enjoy cleaning themselves, let's just say they don’t have any shame about doing it at any time or anywhere...

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  • Perky Pigeon Novelty Wind-Up Perky Pigeon

    Wind-Up Perky Pigeon

    Keeping pigeons is a great hobby, but it’s expensive and messy. This 3-5/8" tall, hard vinyl wind-up pigeon is a fantastic replacement. When you wind it up, it skitters around like the real thing. Just scatter some seeds on the ground, wind it up...

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  • Deluxe Monster Finger Puppets

    Deluxe Monster Finger Puppets

    Our Finger Monsters will make you scared of your own finger! Looking for a monster with bulgy eyes and jiggly limbs? These best-selling Deluxe Finger Monsters are the all-time greatest finger frights! Every 2” tall, soft plastic fiend is a...

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  • Emergency Googly Eyes in Tin

    Emergency Googly Eyes in Tin

    We're going to let you in on a secret that, until now, had only been shared with kindergarten teachers and crafters: googly eyes make everything better! Our Emergency Googly Eyes come in a beautiful, eye-catching tin filled with twenty pairs of plastic...

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  • Racing Possum in a Peanut Car Possum in a Peanut

    Possum in a Peanut

    Welcome to a magical land that looks like the idyllic countryside of a children’s book, but is truly an improbable place where alliterative animals drive around in legume cars. This pull-back peanut piloted by a possum is 5" long, has four wheels...

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  • Keychain - Rubber Chicken

    Keychain - Rubber Chicken

    This keyring has the key… to hilarity! Put your keys on a rubber chicken and show the world your sophisticated sense of humor. The bright yellow colour and bumpy skin make it easy to locate if you’re groping around in your bag or backpack...

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  • The Singing Christmas Tree toy

    The Singing Christmas Tree Musical Plush

    Click the VIDEOS tab to see the Singing Christmas Tree in action! Put some kitsch into your Christmas when you sing along with this wacky singing & dancing Christmas Tree. Hear him belt out Jingle Bells as he grooves from side to side. Sure to make...

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  • Pin-Ups Playing Card Deck Pin-ups playing cards Pin-ups playing cards 2 Pin-ups playing cards 3

    Pin-Ups Playing Cards

    Classic pin-ups from the golden age - a torrid mixture of brilliant studio portraits, tacky postcards and nostalgic (and suggestive) magazine covers, featuring bombshells like Anita Eckberg, Brigitte Bardot, Rita Hayworth and justly forgotten...

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