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RetroFestive is proud to be your top shop for cheesy, tacky and kitschy gifts! Stock up on nostalgic novelties and stocking stuffers for your friends and family.  Be sure to check out our hilarious collection of tacky Christmas ornaments too!

  • Emergency Underpants Dispenser Emergency Underpants Dispenser

    Emergency Underpants Dispenser

    Fresh underpants when you need them! One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, we've got you partially covered with the Emergency...

    C$13.99
  • The NO Button The NO! Button The No Button with Box

    The NO Button

    ** Watch the video in the Videos tab. NO is a good word that should be used often! The No! Button was invented by two very tired parents to respond to children's constant, crazy requests. But it...

    C$18.99
  • Adult Mad Libs: My *Bleeping* Family

    Adult Mad Libs: My *Bleeping* Family

    My Bleeping Family Mad Libs features 21 original stories celebrating the crazy drama that all families experience, including your own! You will love to fill in the blanks of stories about...

    C$9.50
  • Novelty Golf Towel Novelty Golf Towel

    Novelty Golf Towel

    This white waffle towel looks just like your golf balls, making it perfect for cleaning your balls! Our Name is Mud makes golf jokes ready for your use. Useful and comedic, it's par for the course...

    C$13.99
  • Pixie Caps Vinyl Sticker

    Pixie Caps Vinyl Sticker By PipSticks

    PipStickers are the PERFECT gift for the sticker lover in your life - even if it's you! These unique vinyl designs are water & UV resistant and cannot be found anywhere else. Includes one Pixie Caps...

    C$3.99
  • Bigfoot Erasers Pink Bigfoot Eraser Groovy Bigfoot Erasers in Box A gathering of Bigfoot Erasers

    Groov'n Bigfoot Eraser

    IT’S BIGFOOT AND IT’S FREAKY These Bigfoot Erasers are the perfect thing to erase all the things “the man” has forced you to think. Bigfoot doesn’t want your harsh vibes, he just wants to practice...

    Was: C$6.99
    Now: C$2.50
  • Happy Axolotls Happy Axolotls in their habitat! Happy Axolotls in Box

    Happy Axolotl Vinyl Figure

    AMPHIBIOUSLY ADORABLE Anyone who knows what an axolotl is will want at least a few of these! These 3" long, soft vinyl axolotls come in four glorious color combinations. They’re even smiling!  You...

    Was: C$6.99
    Now: C$3.00
  • Instant Underpants in Tin Just add water! Display of Instant Underpants

    Instant Underpants in Tin

    NEED UNDERPANTS IN A HURRY? JUST ADD WATER! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily and they'll loosen up so that you can pull them...

    C$8.99
  • Itty Bitty Gargoyles Itty Bitty Gargoyles Packaged View Itty Bitty Gargoyles Unpackaged View Itty Bitty Gargoyles Lifestyle Shot

    Itty Bitty Gargoyles

    You need the right tool for the job, and these Itty Bitty Gargoyles are exactly what you need to repel miniature malevolence. Gargoyles are the protectors of buildings and personal

    C$10.99
  • Emotional Support Chicken Front View Emotional Support Chicken Back View Emotional Support Chicken Lifestyle Shot

    Emotional Support Chicken

    Are you too chicken to be vulnerable? Need a friend? How about an Emotional Support Chicken? We all need someone to lean on, but when you lean on this 13" soft vinyl Rubber Chicken, it squawks its...

    C$19.99
  • Happy Axolotl Glass Christmas Ornament Happy Axolotl Glass Christmas Ornament Lifestyle Shot

    Happy Axolotl Glass Christmas Ornament

    If Santa were hip to trending animals, he’d drop those old school reindeer (yawn) and switch over to a sleigh drawn by a team of axolotls. Thus, our Axolotl Ornament. Axolotls are amphibious, so...

    C$23.99
  • Boobies 'N' Beer Pint Glass Box

    Boobies 'N' Beer Pint Glass

    That’s right, Boobies n’ Beer - together at last! This hilarious pint glass features a perfect pair to hold your cold brew. Cheers to more beers! Details: Holds 27 oz Materials: Glass

    C$32.99
  • Festive Plant Baubles Packaged View Festive Plant Baubles Contents View Festive Plant Baubles Display View

    Festive Plant Baubles

    Get festive and upgrade your plants this Christmas! These mini baubles and decorations will bring a bit of magic to even the smallest of plants. So what you waiting for? Let's go Christmas...

    C$16.99
  • King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - front view on tree King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - front view on tree King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - back view on tree King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - front view King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - back view

    King Kong 10-Inch Tree Topper

    King Kong is climbing the Xmas tree to place the star on top! Or taking it off depending on how you look at it. Either way, he's in his classic position, just like he's holding onto the building...

    C$59.99
  • Holy Roller Lint Brush Holy Roller in Action Clean up after pets with the Holy Roller Holy Roller - Lint Roller

    Holy Roller - Lint Roller

    Oh, heavens! Your clothes are covered in pet hair again! Time for some divine intervention. HOLY ROLLER is an iconic 60 sheet lint roller that's ready to wipe away a multitude of sins. 9...

    C$19.99
  • Cat Butt Mug - My Gift to You My Gift to You Cat Butt Mug - Lifestyle Boxed View - My Gift to You Cat Butt Mug

    My Gift to You - Say Anything Mug

    You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Our Say Anything mugs tell the world exactly how you feel.  Details: Holds 16 oz Materials: Porcelain Packaging: Full colour...

    C$19.99
  • Mr. Atomic Robot Mr. Atomic Robot Mr. Atomic Robot Packaged View

    Mr. Atomic Robot

    With his swinging arms and vintage look, Mr. Atomic moves his feet as he walks forward! Just wind him up and watch as he twists and turns across any smooth surface. Details: Dimensions: Robot...

    C$32.99
  • Chrome Planet Robot Duo View Chrome Planet Robot

    Chrome Planet Robot

    An exact replica of the 1950’s all-time favorite Robby the Robot, our Chrome Planet Robot walks with a sparking action behind his red cello face shield. He comes with an on/off switch and fantasy...

    C$59.99
  • Emergency Bigfoot

    Emergency Bigfoot

    Sounds that will trick even the most experienced Bigfoot hunter!  You’re probably wondering how we got the actual Bigfoot to make sounds for our Emergency Bigfoot noisemaker. Let’s just say we...

    C$14.99
  • RuPaul Chia Pet RuPaul Chia Pet in Box RuPaul Chia Pet Kit Contents Chia Pet: RuPaul, Drag Queen Extraordinaire Chia Pet: RuPaul, Drag Queen Extraordinaire

    Chia Pet: RuPaul, Drag Queen Extraordinaire

    Everyone's favourite drag queen RuPaul is now a Chia Pet!  It's the perfect gift for any fan of pop culture, and only takes about 1-2 weeks to fully grow. Reuse the planter by simply replacing the ...

    C$37.99
  • Racing Roaches - Set of THREE Racing Cockroach

    Racing Cockroach

    You never know when you’ll need an infestation of Racing Roaches, so grab a few of these! Pull back on one, release it, and watch it tear off at top speed like someone just turned on a light. Hold...

    C$6.99
  • Office Possum Office Possum example

    Office Possum

    Our stuffed latex Office Possum is designed to hang on the side of your garbage can or computer monitor. Can also be used on kitchen trash cans, television sets or sneeze guards. Just bend its...

    Was: C$29.99
    Now: C$17.99
  • Nana's Boobies Can Cooler Holding Nana's Boobies Can Koozie Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder

    Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder

    Cold beer? Check. Dry hands? Check. Boobs? Double check. What more could a man want? Our best-selling beer holder looks like Nana knitted it herself—just for you. It’s a great gift for the man’s man...

    C$22.99
  • Mr. Bill Bendable Figure Mr. Bill Bendable Figure

    Mr. Bill Bendable Figure

    "Ohh Nooooo!" The famous Saturday Night Live comedy shorts of the happy-go-lucky Mr. Bill getting into all sorts of trouble are now classics! Fully bendable and poseable, our Mr. Bill Bendable Figure...

    C$17.99
  • Mary Bendable Figure Mary Bendable Figure

    Mary Bendable Figure

    This Mary Bendable Toy Figure shows the mother of Jesus in a yellow dress and blue robe. She stands 5.5 inches tall and is movable and bendable! Details:  Material: Plastic with wire...

    C$17.99
  • Dashboard Wobbler Elvis - Front and Back View Dashboard Wobbler Elvis

    Dashboard Wobbler Elvis

    Shake, rattle and roll down the road with Elvis! This Elvis Presley Dashboard Wobbler features the King of Rock n Roll in his unforgettable outfit from the 1973 TV special Elvis: Aloha from Hawaii...

    C$17.99
  • Bob Ross Joy Of Painting Dress Up Magnetic Play Set Dress Up Bob Ross Magnetic Play Set

    Dress Up Bob Ross Magnetic Play Set

    Happy little trees, happy little clouds. The fridge is your Bob Ross canvas! The Joy of Painting Magnetic Play Set comes complete with over 25 magnets including an easel, paints, brushes, and...

    C$19.99
  • CHOMP the Shark CHOMP the Shark

    CHOMP the Shark

    Celebrate Shark Week (or any week!) with Chomp the Shark. He's HUNGRY and you caught him in the middle of his lunch. Just squeeze his sides to see

    C$7.99