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  • Peek-A-Boo Christmas Bear Peek-A-Boo Christmas Bear Peek-A-Boo Christmas Bear - Side View

    Peek-A-Boo Christmas Bear

    This sweet bear wants to play peek-a-boo with you! He wears a red, white and green striped scarf around his neck, and his hands are over his eyes . When you press his foot he moves his hands away and says, "Peek-a-boo!" while letting out a sweet...

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  • Mushroom LED String Lights Mushroom LED String Lights Mushroom LED String Lights Mushroom LED String Lights

    Mushroom LED String Lights

    This light string features 20 mushroom-shaped LED bulbs, which create a whimsical and charming ambiance. Powered via a USB connection. You can plug them into any USB port, such as a wall adapter, power bank, or computer. The USB power option makes them...

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  • Grinch New Baby Bib

    Grinch New Baby Bib

    Everyone's favourite Christmas curmudgeon has never looked cuter! Enesco is pleased to introduce the Grinch Baby collection from Izzy & Oliver. Your little one will be the cutest, messiest Grinch around. Details: One size fits most babies 0-12...

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  • Guitar Measuring Spoons Guitar Measuring Spoons Guitar Measuring Spoons

    Guitar Measuring Spoons

    Rock out in the kitchen with this set of 5 Guitar Measuring Spoons. Details: Set of 5 Guitar Measuring Spoons Includes 1 Tbsp, 1/2 Tbsp, 1 Tsp, 1/2 Tsp and 1/4 Tsp Material:  Stainless Steel Dishwasher safe  

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  • Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Poop Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Vomit

    Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit

    This classic prank has been upgraded to slime for hands-on gross-out fun. Includes realistic barf and poop pranks filled with extra gross chunks. Choose One: Poop Vomit Details:  Each jar is approx 5.0 oz Ages 3+

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  • Shower Notes Crayons

    Shower Notes Crayons

    Leave notes and doodles right in the shower or bath with these bright colored crayons! Put down that loofah and write down that million dollar idea before you forget it! Also great for toddlers and kids to practice their creativity during bath time. Each...

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  • Namastay Stressed Balls - Set of 2 Namastay Stressed Balls - Set of 2 Namastay Stressed Balls - Set of 2

    Namastay Stressed Balls - Set of 2

    Sometimes self-care can be a squeeze away. Place in hand and squeeze, one for each fist. Repeat as needed, really whenever. Includes 2 stress balls with the phrases "Adulting Ain't Easy" and "Stress Level = 2007 Britney" Details: Contains 2 stress...

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  • Chia Pet: Burt Reynolds Chia Pet: Burt Reynolds Chia Pet: Burt Reynolds

    Chia Pet: Burt Reynolds

    The Legend - The Bandit Handmade terracotta pottery planter comes with 1 packet of Chia seeds good for 3 plantings, convenient plastic drip tray and planting & care instructions. In just 1-2 weeks your Burt Reynolds Chia Pet will achieve maximum...

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  • Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug Unpackaged View Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug Packaged View Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug Lifestyle Shot #1 Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug Lifestyle Shot #2

    Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug

    Tell the world exactly who you are with this hilarious anxietea coffee mug, from the Say Anything series by Genuine Fred. It features an illustration of a bouquet of flowers with the hilarious tagline "Hot cup of anxietea" . Details: Holds 16...

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  • Guitar LED Keyring Electric Guitar LED Keychain with Sound Effects Guitar LED Keyring Electric Guitar LED Keychain with Sound Effects Guitar LED Keyring

    Electric Guitar LED Keychain with Sound Effects

     Be a rock star wherever you go with this mini guitar on your key ring. Deliver a rocking guitar solo and laser light show with the press of a button. Plays a heavy metal guitar solo and bright flashing LED lights. *Click on the Videos tab above...

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  • Emergency Underpants Dispenser Emergency Underpants Dispenser

    Emergency Underpants Dispenser

    Fresh underpants when you need them! One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, we've got you partially covered with the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. These boxes look a lot like...

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  • Ketchup Candy Canes Archie McPhee Ketchup Candy Canes

    Ketchup Candy Canes

    THE BEST CANDY CANE TO EAT WITH FRENCH FRIES Everyone's favourite condiment, but for Christmas! Do you know what makes mediocre food edible? Ketchup! So, just imagine how a ketchup-flavoured candy cane can take your holiday from meh to magnificent. This...

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  • The NO Button The NO! Button The No Button with Box

    The NO Button

    ** Watch the video in the Videos tab. NO is a good word that should be used often! The No! Button was invented by two very tired parents to respond to children's constant, crazy requests. But it turns out that it can be useful EVERYWHERE!  Plays...

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  • Christmas Vacation's Attacking Squirrel hand SQUIRREL! Christmas Vacation Attacking Squirrel Puppet Attacking squirrel puppet in action Christmas Vacation's Attacking Squirrel front

    SQUIRREL! Christmas Vacation Attacking Squirrel Puppet

    Squirrel! If your family loves the Christmas Vacation scene where the squirrel jumps on Clark Griswold, then you'll love "surprising" them with our Attacking Red Squirrel Puppet! (Watch the video, below). Just think of the possibilities!  Pose him...

    C$37.99
  • Bacon Flavoured Candy Canes

    Bacon Candy Canes

    Bacon lovers will lick themselves silly over our bacon-flavoured candy canes! These unsuspecting 5.25-inch tall candy canes look like your regular everyday candy canes, but just one lick and BOOM – a flavour explosion! Each box contains 6 candy...

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  • Pickle flavoured Candy Canes

    Pickle Candy Canes

    Christmas can be a difficult time for someone who isn't that into sweets. If you're the savory sort, you might prefer the dill tang of our Pickle Candy Canes. Not only do they have an elegant green color that will go well with your regular candy canes,...

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  • Novelty Golf Towel Novelty Golf Towel

    Novelty Golf Towel

    This white waffle towel looks just like your golf balls, making it perfect for cleaning your balls! Our Name is Mud makes golf jokes ready for your use. Useful and comedic, it's par for the course. Details: Dimensions:  15in W x 18in...

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  • Pixie Caps Vinyl Sticker

    Pixie Caps Vinyl Sticker By PipSticks

    PipStickers are the PERFECT gift for the sticker lover in your life - even if it's you! These unique vinyl designs are water & UV resistant and cannot be found anywhere else. Includes one Pixie Caps Vinyl PipSticker. Dimensions: Approx. 3.5" x 2.5"

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  • Bigfoot Erasers Pink Bigfoot Eraser Groovy Bigfoot Erasers in Box A gathering of Bigfoot Erasers

    Groov'n Bigfoot Eraser

    IT’S BIGFOOT AND IT’S FREAKY These Bigfoot Erasers are the perfect thing to erase all the things “the man” has forced you to think. Bigfoot doesn’t want your harsh vibes, he just wants to practice mindfulness on a...

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  • Happy Axolotls Happy Axolotls in their habitat! Happy Axolotls in Box

    Happy Axolotl Vinyl Figure

    AMPHIBIOUSLY ADORABLE Anyone who knows what an axolotl is will want at least a few of these! These 3" long, soft vinyl axolotls come in four glorious color combinations. They’re even smiling!  You will receive ONE Axolotl in a randomly...

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  • Instant Underpants in Tin Just add water! Display of Instant Underpants

    Instant Underpants in Tin

    NEED UNDERPANTS IN A HURRY? JUST ADD WATER! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily and they'll loosen up so that you can pull them apart! And remember, it's better to have damp...

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  • Itty Bitty Gargoyles Itty Bitty Gargoyles Packaged View Itty Bitty Gargoyles Unpackaged View Itty Bitty Gargoyles Lifestyle Shot

    Itty Bitty Gargoyles

    You need the right tool for the job, and these Itty Bitty Gargoyles are exactly what you need to repel miniature malevolence. Gargoyles are the protectors of buildings and personal space. The only problem is they’re too huge to protect your...

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  • Happy Axolotl Glass Christmas Ornament Happy Axolotl Glass Christmas Ornament Lifestyle Shot

    Happy Axolotl Glass Christmas Ornament

    If Santa were hip to trending animals, he’d drop those old school reindeer (yawn) and switch over to a sleigh drawn by a team of axolotls. Thus, our Axolotl Ornament. Axolotls are amphibious, so while they’d probably prefer to be in a tank,...

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  • Boobies 'N' Beer Pint Glass Box

    Boobies 'N' Beer Pint Glass

    That’s right, Boobies n’ Beer - together at last! This hilarious pint glass features a perfect pair to hold your cold brew. Cheers to more beers! Details: Holds 27 oz Materials: Glass

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  • Festive Plant Baubles Packaged View Festive Plant Baubles Contents View Festive Plant Baubles Display View

    Festive Plant Baubles

    Get festive and upgrade your plants this Christmas! These mini baubles and decorations will bring a bit of magic to even the smallest of plants. So what you waiting for? Let's go Christmas crazy! Details: Contents: 10 baubles, tinsel and 1 star...

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  • King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - front view on tree King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - front view on tree King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - back view on tree King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - front view King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - back view

    King Kong 10-Inch Tree Topper

    King Kong is climbing the Xmas tree to place the star on top! Or taking it off depending on how you look at it. Either way, he's in his classic position, just like he's holding onto the building. This funny tree topper stands 10 Inches x 8 Inches -...

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  • Holy Roller Lint Brush Holy Roller in Action Clean up after pets with the Holy Roller Holy Roller - Lint Roller

    Holy Roller - Lint Roller

    Oh, heavens! Your clothes are covered in pet hair again! Time for some divine intervention. HOLY ROLLER is an iconic 60 sheet lint roller that's ready to wipe away a multitude of sins. 9.5-inches Made of PP plastic HOLY ROLLER fits Evercare and Ikea...

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  • Cat Butt Mug - My Gift to You My Gift to You Cat Butt Mug - Lifestyle Boxed View - My Gift to You Cat Butt Mug

    My Gift to You - Say Anything Mug

    You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Our Say Anything mugs tell the world exactly how you feel.  Details: Holds 16 oz Materials: Porcelain Packaging: Full colour illustrated box with window cut-out Dishwasher and...

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  • Dinner Winner Gastronaut Dinner Tray Help Kids Eat with Dinner Winner Astronaut-themed Kids Plate

    Dinner Winner Kids Meal Tray - Gastronaut

    The game of yum - eat to win! Blast off into a culinary adventure through space in ...3...2...1! Fred's award-winning DINNER WINNER provides eat-as-you-go action that culminates in a hidden "surprise". This galactic-themed plate helps even the fussiest...

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  • Mr. Atomic Robot Mr. Atomic Robot Mr. Atomic Robot Packaged View

    Mr. Atomic Robot

    With his swinging arms and vintage look, Mr. Atomic moves his feet as he walks forward! Just wind him up and watch as he twists and turns across any smooth surface. Details: Dimensions: Robot measures 4" tall  Materials: Tin  Packaging:...

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  • Chrome Planet Robot Duo View Chrome Planet Robot

    Chrome Planet Robot

    An exact replica of the 1950’s all-time favorite Robby the Robot, our Chrome Planet Robot walks with a sparking action behind his red cello face shield. He comes with an on/off switch and fantasy box, making him a great collectible sci-fi space...

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  • Emergency Bigfoot

    Emergency Bigfoot

    Sounds that will trick even the most experienced Bigfoot hunter!  You’re probably wondering how we got the actual Bigfoot to make sounds for our Emergency Bigfoot noisemaker. Let’s just say we bribed him with pizza and an IPA. This...

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  • Jesus Shaves Heat Changing Mug Unboxed View Jesus Shaves Heat Changing Mug Boxed View

    Jesus Shaves Heat Changing Mug in Gift Box

    The Jesus Shaves Mug begins with the traditional bearded Jesus but as soon as your pour in a hot beverage, Jesus gets cheeky! Before too long, you are looking at a clean-shaven Messiah. Hallelujah! Hand wash in warm, soapy water only and microwave safe...

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  • Switchblade Comb Front View Switchblade Comb Back View

    Deliquents with Combs - Folding Pocket Comb

    You've heard the stories: gangs of well-coiffed hoodlums terrorizing the streets with jars of pomade and pocket combs. It's about time you invested in some protection for your 'do! Each of these metal and plastic switchblade combs snap open with the...

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  • Tumbling Santa with Parachute Unpackaged View Tumbling Santa with Parachute Packaged View

    Tumbling Santa with Parachute

    This kitschy parachuted Santa is on a mission to deliver presents to kids around the world. He will flip, swing and tumble his way to success! Details: Flips, tumbles and swings  Requires 2 AA batteries (not included) Packaging: Full colour...

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