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RetroFestive is proud to be your top shop for cheesy, tacky and kitschy gifts! Stock up on nostalgic novelties and stocking stuffers for your friends and family.  Be sure to check out our hilarious collection of tacky Christmas ornaments too!

  • Goth Cat Ornament

    Goth Cat Ornament

    Cats and Christmas trees don’t usually mix. This is not the cat's fault. Why would humans put a tree in the house if you weren’t supposed to climb it? However, this fanged and winged 4" tall,...

    C$23.99
  • Collection of Mini Mushrooms

    Collection of Mini Mushrooms

    This Collection of Mini Mushrooms is a set of eight soft vinyl magical mushrooms each with its own stand. You can leave them in the cabinet of curiosities style package or take them out and make your...

    C$19.99
  • Cleaning Kitties

    Cleaning Kitties

    Cleaning Kitties are for cat owners who accept that their cats have already won. Cats and cleanliness go hand in paw. Of course, while they enjoy cleaning themselves, let's just say they don’t have...

    C$6.99
  • Perky Pigeon Novelty Wind-Up Perky Pigeon

    Wind-Up Perky Pigeon

    Keeping pigeons is a great hobby, but it’s expensive and messy. This 3-5/8" tall, hard vinyl wind-up pigeon is a fantastic replacement. When you wind it up, it skitters around like the real thing...

    C$10.99
  • Racing Possum in a Peanut Car Possum in a Peanut

    Possum in a Peanut

    Welcome to a magical land that looks like the idyllic countryside of a children’s book, but is truly an improbable place where alliterative animals drive around in legume cars. This pull-back peanut...

    C$14.99
  • Keychain - Rubber Chicken

    Keychain - Rubber Chicken

    This keyring has the key… to hilarity! Put your keys on a rubber chicken and show the world your sophisticated sense of humor. The bright yellow colour and bumpy skin make it easy to locate if you’re...

    Was: C$5.99
    Now: C$2.99
  • The Singing Christmas Tree toy

    The Singing Christmas Tree Musical Plush

    Click the VIDEOS tab to see the Singing Christmas Tree in action! Put some kitsch into your Christmas when you sing along with this wacky singing & dancing Christmas Tree. Hear him belt out Jingle...

    C$29.99
  • I'm Not Old I'm Vintage Ball Cap

    I'm Not Old I'm Vintage Ball Cap

    Make this playfully expressive black baseball cap a go-to everyday accessory when socializing at gatherings, tending to garden spaces or casually lounging about the yard. Shield eyes and face from...

    C$22.99
  • At Your Service Bell At Your Service Bell

    At Your Service Bell

    Ding, ding, ding!!! Can we help you? This fun little Service Bell is the perfect addition to playtime fun.   Details: Packaging:  Full colour illustrated box Dimensions:   Approx 2.5" × 3.25" ×...

    C$9.99
  • Peek-A-Boo Christmas Bear Peek-A-Boo Christmas Bear Peek-A-Boo Christmas Bear - Side View

    Peek-A-Boo Christmas Bear

    This sweet bear wants to play peek-a-boo with you! He wears a red, white and green striped scarf around his neck, and his hands are over his eyes . When you press his foot he moves his hands away and...

    Was: C$29.99
    Now: C$19.99
  • Mushroom LED String Lights Mushroom LED String Lights Mushroom LED String Lights Mushroom LED String Lights

    Mushroom LED String Lights

    This light string features 20 mushroom-shaped LED bulbs, which create a whimsical and charming ambiance. Powered via a USB connection. You can plug them into any USB port, such as a wall adapter,...

    C$14.99
  • Grinch New Baby Bib

    Grinch New Baby Bib

    Everyone's favourite Christmas curmudgeon has never looked cuter! Enesco is pleased to introduce the Grinch Baby collection from Izzy & Oliver. Your little one will be the cutest, messiest Grinch...

    C$19.99
  • Guitar Measuring Spoons Guitar Measuring Spoons Guitar Measuring Spoons

    Guitar Measuring Spoons

    Rock out in the kitchen with this set of 5 Guitar Measuring Spoons. Details: Set of 5 Guitar Measuring Spoons Includes 1 Tbsp, 1/2 Tbsp, 1 Tsp, 1/2 Tsp and 1/4 Tsp Material:  Stainless...

    C$21.99
  • Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Poop Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Vomit

    Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit

    This classic prank has been upgraded to slime for hands-on gross-out fun. Includes realistic barf and poop pranks filled with extra gross chunks. Choose One: Poop Vomit Details:  Each jar...

    C$9.99
  • Shower Notes Crayons

    Shower Notes Crayons

    Leave notes and doodles right in the shower or bath with these bright colored crayons! Put down that loofah and write down that million dollar idea before you forget it! Also great for toddlers and...

    C$15.99
  • Namastay Stressed Balls - Set of 2 Namastay Stressed Balls - Set of 2 Namastay Stressed Balls - Set of 2

    Namastay Stressed Balls - Set of 2

    Sometimes self-care can be a squeeze away. Place in hand and squeeze, one for each fist. Repeat as needed, really whenever. Includes 2 stress balls with the phrases "Adulting Ain't Easy" and "Stress...

    Was: C$14.99
    Now: C$8.99
  • Chia Pet: Burt Reynolds Chia Pet: Burt Reynolds Chia Pet: Burt Reynolds

    Chia Pet: Burt Reynolds

    The Legend - The Bandit Handmade terracotta pottery planter comes with 1 packet of Chia seeds good for 3 plantings, convenient plastic drip tray and planting & care instructions. In just 1-2 weeks...

    C$37.99
  • Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug Unpackaged View Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug Packaged View Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug Lifestyle Shot #1 Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug Lifestyle Shot #2

    Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug

    Tell the world exactly who you are with this hilarious anxietea coffee mug, from the Say Anything series by Genuine Fred. It features an illustration of a bouquet of flowers with the hilarious...

    C$19.99
  • Emergency Underpants Dispenser Emergency Underpants Dispenser

    Emergency Underpants Dispenser

    Fresh underpants when you need them! One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, we've got you partially covered with the Emergency...

    C$13.99
  • Ketchup Candy Canes Archie McPhee Ketchup Candy Canes

    Ketchup Candy Canes

    THE BEST CANDY CANE TO EAT WITH FRENCH FRIES Everyone's favourite condiment, but for Christmas! Do you know what makes mediocre food edible? Ketchup! So, just imagine how a ketchup-flavoured candy...

    C$10.99
  • The NO Button The NO! Button The No Button with Box

    The NO Button

    ** Watch the video in the Videos tab. NO is a good word that should be used often! The No! Button was invented by two very tired parents to respond to children's constant, crazy requests. But it...

    C$18.99
  • Bacon Flavoured Candy Canes

    Bacon Candy Canes

    Bacon lovers will lick themselves silly over our bacon-flavoured candy canes! These unsuspecting 5.25-inch tall candy canes look like your regular everyday candy canes, but just one lick and BOOM – a...

    C$10.99
  • Pickle flavoured Candy Canes

    Pickle Candy Canes

    Christmas can be a difficult time for someone who isn't that into sweets. If you're the savory sort, you might prefer the dill tang of our Pickle Candy Canes. Not only do they have an elegant green...

    C$10.99
  • Novelty Golf Towel Novelty Golf Towel

    Novelty Golf Towel

    This white waffle towel looks just like your golf balls, making it perfect for cleaning your balls! Our Name is Mud makes golf jokes ready for your use. Useful and comedic, it's par for the course...

    C$13.99
  • Pixie Caps Vinyl Sticker

    Pixie Caps Vinyl Sticker By PipSticks

    PipStickers are the PERFECT gift for the sticker lover in your life - even if it's you! These unique vinyl designs are water & UV resistant and cannot be found anywhere else. Includes one Pixie Caps...

    C$3.99
  • Bigfoot Erasers Pink Bigfoot Eraser Groovy Bigfoot Erasers in Box A gathering of Bigfoot Erasers

    Groov'n Bigfoot Eraser

    IT’S BIGFOOT AND IT’S FREAKY These Bigfoot Erasers are the perfect thing to erase all the things “the man” has forced you to think. Bigfoot doesn’t want your harsh vibes, he just wants to practice...

    Was: C$6.99
    Now: C$2.50
  • Happy Axolotls Happy Axolotls in their habitat! Happy Axolotls in Box

    Happy Axolotl Vinyl Figure

    AMPHIBIOUSLY ADORABLE Anyone who knows what an axolotl is will want at least a few of these! These 3" long, soft vinyl axolotls come in four glorious color combinations. They’re even smiling!  You...

    Was: C$6.99
    Now: C$3.00
  • Instant Underpants in Tin Just add water! Display of Instant Underpants

    Instant Underpants in Tin

    NEED UNDERPANTS IN A HURRY? JUST ADD WATER! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily and they'll loosen up so that you can pull them...

    C$8.99
  • Itty Bitty Gargoyles Itty Bitty Gargoyles Packaged View Itty Bitty Gargoyles Unpackaged View Itty Bitty Gargoyles Lifestyle Shot

    Itty Bitty Gargoyles

    You need the right tool for the job, and these Itty Bitty Gargoyles are exactly what you need to repel miniature malevolence. Gargoyles are the protectors of buildings and personal

    C$10.99
  • Happy Axolotl Glass Christmas Ornament Happy Axolotl Glass Christmas Ornament Lifestyle Shot

    Happy Axolotl Glass Christmas Ornament

    If Santa were hip to trending animals, he’d drop those old school reindeer (yawn) and switch over to a sleigh drawn by a team of axolotls. Thus, our Axolotl Ornament. Axolotls are amphibious, so...

    C$23.99
  • Boobies 'N' Beer Pint Glass Box

    Boobies 'N' Beer Pint Glass

    That’s right, Boobies n’ Beer - together at last! This hilarious pint glass features a perfect pair to hold your cold brew. Cheers to more beers! Details: Holds 27 oz Materials: Glass

    C$32.99
  • Festive Plant Baubles Packaged View Festive Plant Baubles Contents View Festive Plant Baubles Display View

    Festive Plant Baubles

    Get festive and upgrade your plants this Christmas! These mini baubles and decorations will bring a bit of magic to even the smallest of plants. So what you waiting for? Let's go Christmas...

    C$16.99
  • King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - front view on tree King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - front view on tree King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - back view on tree King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - front view King Kong 10" Plastic Tree Topper - back view

    King Kong 10-Inch Tree Topper

    King Kong is climbing the Xmas tree to place the star on top! Or taking it off depending on how you look at it. Either way, he's in his classic position, just like he's holding onto the building...

    C$59.99
  • Holy Roller Lint Brush Holy Roller in Action Clean up after pets with the Holy Roller Holy Roller - Lint Roller

    Holy Roller - Lint Roller

    Oh, heavens! Your clothes are covered in pet hair again! Time for some divine intervention. HOLY ROLLER is an iconic 60 sheet lint roller that's ready to wipe away a multitude of sins. 9...

    C$19.99