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RetroFestive is proud to be your top shop for cheesy, tacky and kitschy gifts! Stock up on nostalgic novelties and stocking stuffers for your friends and family.  Be sure to check out our hilarious collection of tacky Christmas ornaments too!

  • I'm Not Old I'm Vintage Ball Cap

    I'm Not Old I'm Vintage Ball Cap

    Make this playfully expressive black baseball cap a go-to everyday accessory when socializing at gatherings, tending to garden spaces or casually lounging about the yard. Shield eyes and face from excessive UV exposure. Featured with a curved brim and...

    C$22.99
  •  Adult Mad Libs: Friends

    Adult Mad Libs: Friends

    He's so pretty, I want to VERB! With 21 “fill-in-the-blank” stories about Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel, Friends Mad Libs is the perfect activity for any fan of the hit show! Play alone, in a group, or in...

    C$7.99
  • At Your Service Bell At Your Service Bell

    At Your Service Bell

    Ding, ding, ding!!! Can we help you? This fun little Service Bell is the perfect addition to playtime fun.   Details: Packaging:  Full colour illustrated box Dimensions:   Approx 2.5" × 3.25" × 3.25"

    C$9.99
  •  Cat Butt Gum  Cat Butt Gum

    Cat Butt Gum

    8 peppermint pieces of 'Kiss My Ass' attitude per box. Get a second box cause you got a lot of attitude to share. Details: Peppermint flavour Each individual box contains 8 pieces

    C$2.00
  • Peek-A-Boo Christmas Bear Peek-A-Boo Christmas Bear Peek-A-Boo Christmas Bear - Side View

    Peek-A-Boo Christmas Bear

    This sweet bear wants to play peek-a-boo with you! He wears a red, white and green striped scarf around his neck, and his hands are over his eyes . When you press his foot he moves his hands away and says, "Peek-a-boo!" while letting out a sweet...

    C$27.99
  • Mushroom LED String Lights Mushroom LED String Lights Mushroom LED String Lights Mushroom LED String Lights

    Mushroom LED String Lights

    This light string features 20 mushroom-shaped LED bulbs, which create a whimsical and charming ambiance. Powered via a USB connection. You can plug them into any USB port, such as a wall adapter, power bank, or computer. The USB power option makes them...

    C$14.99
  • Grinch New Baby Bib

    Grinch New Baby Bib

    Everyone's favourite Christmas curmudgeon has never looked cuter! Enesco is pleased to introduce the Grinch Baby collection from Izzy & Oliver. Your little one will be the cutest, messiest Grinch around.   Details: One size fits most...

    C$19.99
  • Guitar Measuring Spoons Guitar Measuring Spoons Guitar Measuring Spoons

    Guitar Measuring Spoons

    Rock out in the kitchen with this set of 5 Guitar Measuring Spoons. Details: Set of 5 Guitar Measuring Spoons Includes 1 Tbsp, 1/2 Tbsp, 1 Tsp, 1/2 Tsp and 1/4 Tsp Material:  Stainless Steel Dishwasher safe  

    C$21.99
  • Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Poop Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Vomit

    Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit

    This classic prank has been upgraded to slime for hands-on gross-out fun. Includes realistic barf and poop pranks filled with extra gross chunks. Choose One: Poop Vomit Details:  Each jar is approx 5.0 oz Ages 3+

    C$9.99
  • Shower Notes Crayons

    Shower Notes Crayons

    Leave notes and doodles right in the shower or bath with these bright colored crayons! Put down that loofah and write down that million dollar idea before you forget it! Also great for toddlers and kids to practice their creativity during bath time. Each...

    C$15.99
  • Namastay Stressed Balls - Set of 2 Namastay Stressed Balls - Set of 2 Namastay Stressed Balls - Set of 2

    Namastay Stressed Balls - Set of 2

    Sometimes self-care can be a squeeze away. Place in hand and squeeze, one for each fist. Repeat as needed, really whenever. Includes 2 stress balls with the phrases "Adulting Ain't Easy" and "Stress Level = 2007 Britney" Details: Contains 2 stress...

    MSRP: C$14.99
    Was: C$14.99
    Now: C$8.99
  • Bugfetti Bed Bugs Gag Bugfetti Bed Bugs Gag Bugfetti Bed Bugs Gag

    Bugfetti Bed Bugs Gag

    A popular practical joke item, the Bed Bug Bugfetti is simple and fun. This bed bug gag gift contains 10 grams of black bug-shaped black confetti pieces. Each piece of confetti looks like a tiny bug with little legs and a rounded body...

    MSRP: C$7.99
    Was: C$7.99
    Now: C$4.79
  •  Prank Stickers  Prank Stickers  Prank Stickers - example of sticker  Prank Stickers - example of sticker  Prank Stickers - example of sticker

    Prank Stickers

    This joke really sticks! Make the joke stick with this assortment of gag stickers including cracked glass, fake electrical outlets and "voice-activated" sure to fool friends and family.  Details: Ages 5+ Comes with 20 stickers, 4 each of 5...

    MSRP: C$7.99
    Was: C$7.99
    Now: C$4.79
  • Snot Slingers Gag Snot Slingers Gag Snot Slingers Gag

    Snot Slingers Gag

    Pick n' Flick! Each snot slinger is vivid green and super stretchy. Made to look like a long string of goopy snot, each one can be stretched and flung into the air. Suitable for indoor or outdoor play. Won’t permanently stick to surfaces or leave...

    MSRP: C$7.99
    Was: C$7.99
    Now: C$4.79
  • Chia Pet: Burt Reynolds Chia Pet: Burt Reynolds Chia Pet: Burt Reynolds

    Chia Pet: Burt Reynolds

    The Legend - The Bandit Handmade terracotta pottery planter comes with 1 packet of Chia seeds good for 3 plantings, convenient plastic drip tray and planting & care instructions. In just 1-2 weeks your Burt Reynolds Chia Pet will achieve maximum...

    C$32.99
  • Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug Unpackaged View Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug Packaged View Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug Lifestyle Shot #1 Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug Lifestyle Shot #2

    Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug

    Tell the world exactly who you are with this hilarious anxietea coffee mug, from the Say Anything series by Genuine Fred. It features an illustration of a bouquet of flowers with the hilarious tagline "Hot cup of anxietea" . Details: Holds 16...

    C$19.99
  • Guitar LED Keyring Electric Guitar LED Keychain with Sound Effects Guitar LED Keyring Electric Guitar LED Keychain with Sound Effects Guitar LED Keyring

    Electric Guitar LED Keychain with Sound Effects

     Be a rock star wherever you go with this mini guitar on your key ring. Deliver a rocking guitar solo and laser light show with the press of a button. Plays a heavy metal guitar solo and bright flashing LED lights. *Click on the Videos tab above...

    C$9.99
  • Millennial Mood Ring EV-TSM9248 EV-TSM9248 Millennial Mood Ring Millennial Mood Rings EV-TSM9248 EV-TSM9248 Millennial Mood Rings

    The Millennial Mood Ring

    This humorous novelty lets millennials monitor their moods fashionably! Why talk about your feelings when you can show them off? Size 8. Includes a ring and a handy guide to monitor the following moods: Excited: You finally get the "Your food...

    C$5.99
  • EV-TSM7752 Catstronaut Ball EV-TSM7752 Catstronaut Ball Catstronaut Ball

    Catstronaut Stress Ball

    Take me to your litter. Space + Cats = castronomical cuteness. This 3” wide catstronaut is a slow-rise squishy stress ball from space. Perfect for the sci-fi fan and/or cat lover in your life!    

    C$9.99
  • Emergency Underpants Dispenser Emergency Underpants Dispenser

    Emergency Underpants Dispenser

    Fresh underpants when you need them! One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, we've got you partially covered with the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. These boxes look a lot like...

    C$13.99
  • The NO Button The NO! Button The No Button with Box

    The NO Button

    ** Watch the video in the Videos tab. NO is a good word that should be used often! The No! Button was invented by two very tired parents to respond to children's constant, crazy requests. But it turns out that it can be useful EVERYWHERE!  Plays...

    C$18.99
  • Christmas Vacation's Attacking Squirrel hand SQUIRREL! Christmas Vacation Attacking Squirrel Puppet Attacking squirrel puppet in action Christmas Vacation's Attacking Squirrel front

    SQUIRREL! Christmas Vacation Attacking Squirrel Puppet

    Squirrel! If your family loves the Christmas Vacation scene where the squirrel jumps on Clark Griswold, then you'll love "surprising" them with our Attacking Red Squirrel Puppet! (Watch the video, below). Just think of the possibilities!  Pose him...

    C$37.99
  • Pixie Caps Vinyl Sticker

    Pixie Caps Vinyl Sticker By PipSticks

    PipStickers are the PERFECT gift for the sticker lover in your life - even if it's you! These unique vinyl designs are water & UV resistant and cannot be found anywhere else. Includes one Pixie Caps Vinyl PipSticker. Dimensions: Approx. 3.5" x 2.5"

    C$3.99
  • Technicolour Yawn Vinyl Sticker

    Technicolour Yawn Vinyl Sticker By PipSticks

    PipStickers are the PERFECT gift for the sticker lover in your life - even if it's you! These unique vinyl designs are water & UV resistant and cannot be found anywhere else. Includes one Technicolor Yawn Vinyl PipSticker. Dimensions: Approx. 4" x...

    C$3.99
  • Who's Awesome? Gum Who's Awesome? Gum

    Who's Awesome? Gum

    If you don't believe it when I say it, maybe a Beagle puppy will convince you. If not, at least you'll have re-upped your gum supply.  Details: Cinnamon flavour Each individual box contains 8 pieces

    C$2.00
  • Happy Gum Happy Gum

    Happy Gum

    Happy Fact Number 34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in denial of something. This gum makes your life less crappy - at least while you're chewing it. Details: Fruit flavour Each individual box contains 8 pieces

    C$2.00
  • Tardigrade Glass Christmas Ornament

    Tardigrade Glass Christmas Ornament

    THAT BLOB MAKES YOUR TREE LOOK AMAZING! Of all the decorations on your tree, this one will be the blobbiest. It’s a 4-1/2" hand-blown glass ornament in the shape of a puffy, glittery blobfish. The blobfish has been called the world’s...

    C$23.99
  • Bigfoot Erasers Pink Bigfoot Eraser Groovy Bigfoot Erasers in Box A gathering of Bigfoot Erasers

    Groov'n Bigfoot Eraser

    IT’S BIGFOOT AND IT’S FREAKY These Bigfoot Erasers are the perfect thing to erase all the things “the man” has forced you to think. Bigfoot doesn’t want your harsh vibes, he just wants to practice mindfulness on a...

    C$6.99
  • Finger Hands Finger Hands in Box Finger Hands on Model

    Finger Hands

    YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HANDLE THIS! These tiny hands are sure to take care of a lot of hand needs. Each soft rubber 2-3/4” hand slips on an adult finger and turns your finger into an arm. Available in both Left and Right hands, Light and Dark Skin...

    C$2.99
  • Happy Axolotls Happy Axolotls in their habitat! Happy Axolotls in Box

    Happy Axolotl Vinyl Figure

    AMPHIBIOUSLY ADORABLE Anyone who knows what an axolotl is will want at least a few of these! These 3" long, soft vinyl axolotls come in four glorious color combinations. They’re even smiling!  You will receive ONE Axolotl in a randomly...

    C$6.99
  • Instant Underpants in Tin Just add water! Display of Instant Underpants

    Instant Underpants in Tin

    NEED UNDERPANTS IN A HURRY? JUST ADD WATER! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily and they'll loosen up so that you can pull them apart! And remember, it's better to have damp...

    C$8.99
  • Racing Cats In Boxes Racing Cats In Boxes Display Case

    Racing Cats In Boxes

    It’s a regular kitty-in-box convoy! Each 2.5" long, fast-moving feline is made of soft vinyl and plastic. Pull them back and watch them go!   Details: You'll receive one randomly chosen Racing Cat. (If you order more than one, we'll try...

    C$7.99
  • Itty Bitty Gargoyles Itty Bitty Gargoyles Packaged View Itty Bitty Gargoyles Unpackaged View Itty Bitty Gargoyles Lifestyle Shot

    Itty Bitty Gargoyles

    You need the right tool for the job, and these Itty Bitty Gargoyles are exactly what you need to repel miniature malevolence. Gargoyles are the protectors of buildings and personal space. The only problem is they’re too huge to protect your...

    C$10.99
  • Emotional Support Chicken Front View Emotional Support Chicken Back View Emotional Support Chicken Lifestyle Shot

    Emotional Support Chicken

    Are you too chicken to be vulnerable? Need a friend? How about an Emotional Support Chicken? We all need someone to lean on, but when you lean on this 13" soft vinyl Rubber Chicken, it squawks its support loudly. It comes wearing a removable nylon vest...

    C$19.99