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  • Felix the Cat Bendable Figure Felix the Cat Bendable Figure

    Felix the Cat Bendable Figure

    Righty-O! Our Felix the Cat Bendable Figure includes his bag of tricks! The classic cartoons of yesteryear featured this adorable little cat in black and white silent movies. He could sing and dance and always carried with him his famous little...

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  • Magnetic Baby Face

    Magnetic Baby Face

    AWWW… LOOK AT BABY’S BEARD Some babies are born bald. Wouldn’t it be fun if you could give them hair? Just move the metal shavings with the magnetic plastic wand and create baby hairscapes that boggle the imagination! From hipster to...

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  • 12866 Bendy Rubber Chicken Bendy Rubber Chicken 12866

    Rubber Chicken Bendy 5-Inch Figure

    HE’S FUNNY NO MATTER WHAT HIS POSITION IS If you’re in search of perfectly pliable poultry to perch precariously on a precipice, this is the product for you! This 5" tall, soft vinyl rubber chicken is bendable and comes with an illustrated...

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  • Roto Wipe - Front of Box Roto Wipe - Back of box

    Roto Wipe Prank Gift Box

    Finally, a gag that combines the sophistication of bathroom humour and the functionality of a box. The perfect prank gift box for the easily offended and the gross.Prank someone this holiday season with this Roto Wipe Large Prank Gift Box. Simply...

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  • Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener

    Bunkhouse Beer Claw Cast Iron Bottle Opener

    Let's do a spiked hike!  This cast iron bottle opener is as tough as a bear with a claw-shaped top and combortable handle.  Makes an excellent addition to cottages, fishing huts, and in the garage next to the beer fridge...

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  • Lotsa Lights Light Up Pom Pom Toque Lotsa Lights Light Up Pom Pom Toque Lotsa Lights Light Up Pom Pom Toque Lotsa Lights Light Up Pom Pom Toque

    Lotsa Lights Light Up Pom Pom Toque

    Sparkle through the season in warm knit pom pom toques with flashing accent lights. Each design includes six bright LEDs you can turn on and off with a hidden button. The perfect accessory for holiday parties, parades, light shows, snow sports and...

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  • Blue Jay Salt and Pepper Shakers Set Blue Jay Salt and Pepper Shakers Set Blue Jay Salt and Pepper Shakers Set

    Blue Jay Salt and Pepper Shakers Set

    Make your dinner table more colourful with this fun pair of Blue Jay Salt & Pepper Shakers. Crafted out of ceramic, these beautifully painted birds boast lots of rich texture and detail – a playful way to spice up any meal. Details: Two...

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  • Goth Cat Ornament

    Goth Cat Ornament

    Cats and Christmas trees don’t usually mix. This is not the cat's fault. Why would humans put a tree in the house if you weren’t supposed to climb it? However, this fanged and winged 4" tall, hand-blown glass bat cat ornament looks so natural...

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  • Collection of Mini Mushrooms

    Collection of Mini Mushrooms

    This Collection of Mini Mushrooms is a set of eight soft vinyl magical mushrooms each with its own stand. You can leave them in the cabinet of curiosities style package or take them out and make your own fairy circle. They are all based on real...

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  • Cleaning Kitties

    Cleaning Kitties

    Cleaning Kitties are for cat owners who accept that their cats have already won. Cats and cleanliness go hand in paw. Of course, while they enjoy cleaning themselves, let's just say they don’t have any shame about doing it at any time or anywhere...

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  • Perky Pigeon Novelty Wind-Up Perky Pigeon

    Wind-Up Perky Pigeon

    Keeping pigeons is a great hobby, but it’s expensive and messy. This 3-5/8" tall, hard vinyl wind-up pigeon is a fantastic replacement. When you wind it up, it skitters around like the real thing. Just scatter some seeds on the ground, wind it up...

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  • Racing Possum in a Peanut Car Possum in a Peanut

    Possum in a Peanut

    Welcome to a magical land that looks like the idyllic countryside of a children’s book, but is truly an improbable place where alliterative animals drive around in legume cars. This pull-back peanut piloted by a possum is 5" long, has four wheels...

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  • Keychain - Rubber Chicken

    Keychain - Rubber Chicken

    This keyring has the key… to hilarity! Put your keys on a rubber chicken and show the world your sophisticated sense of humor. The bright yellow colour and bumpy skin make it easy to locate if you’re groping around in your bag or backpack...

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  • The Singing Christmas Tree toy

    The Singing Christmas Tree Musical Plush

    Click the VIDEOS tab to see the Singing Christmas Tree in action! Put some kitsch into your Christmas when you sing along with this wacky singing & dancing Christmas Tree. Hear him belt out Jingle Bells as he grooves from side to side. Sure to make...

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  • I'm Not Old I'm Vintage Ball Cap

    I'm Not Old I'm Vintage Ball Cap

    Make this playfully expressive black baseball cap a go-to everyday accessory when socializing at gatherings, tending to garden spaces or casually lounging about the yard. Shield eyes and face from excessive UV exposure. Featured with a curved brim and...

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  • At Your Service Bell At Your Service Bell

    At Your Service Bell

    Ding, ding, ding!!! Can we help you? This fun little Service Bell is the perfect addition to playtime fun.   Details: Packaging:  Full colour illustrated box Dimensions:   Approx 2.5" × 3.25" × 3.25"

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  • Peek-A-Boo Christmas Bear Peek-A-Boo Christmas Bear Peek-A-Boo Christmas Bear - Side View

    Peek-A-Boo Christmas Bear

    This sweet bear wants to play peek-a-boo with you! He wears a red, white and green striped scarf around his neck, and his hands are over his eyes . When you press his foot he moves his hands away and says, "Peek-a-boo!" while letting out a sweet...

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  • Mushroom LED String Lights Mushroom LED String Lights Mushroom LED String Lights Mushroom LED String Lights

    Mushroom LED String Lights

    This light string features 20 mushroom-shaped LED bulbs, which create a whimsical and charming ambiance. Powered via a USB connection. You can plug them into any USB port, such as a wall adapter, power bank, or computer. The USB power option makes them...

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  • Grinch New Baby Bib

    Grinch New Baby Bib

    Everyone's favourite Christmas curmudgeon has never looked cuter! Enesco is pleased to introduce the Grinch Baby collection from Izzy & Oliver. Your little one will be the cutest, messiest Grinch around. Details: One size fits most babies 0-12...

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  • Guitar Measuring Spoons Guitar Measuring Spoons Guitar Measuring Spoons

    Guitar Measuring Spoons

    Rock out in the kitchen with this set of 5 Guitar Measuring Spoons. Details: Set of 5 Guitar Measuring Spoons Includes 1 Tbsp, 1/2 Tbsp, 1 Tsp, 1/2 Tsp and 1/4 Tsp Material:  Stainless Steel Dishwasher safe  

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  • Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Poop Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Vomit Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit - Vomit

    Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit

    This classic prank has been upgraded to slime for hands-on gross-out fun. Includes realistic barf and poop pranks filled with extra gross chunks. Choose One: Poop Vomit Details:  Each jar is approx 5.0 oz Ages 3+

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  • Shower Notes Crayons

    Shower Notes Crayons

    Leave notes and doodles right in the shower or bath with these bright colored crayons! Put down that loofah and write down that million dollar idea before you forget it! Also great for toddlers and kids to practice their creativity during bath time. Each...

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  • Namastay Stressed Balls - Set of 2 Namastay Stressed Balls - Set of 2 Namastay Stressed Balls - Set of 2

    Namastay Stressed Balls - Set of 2

    Sometimes self-care can be a squeeze away. Place in hand and squeeze, one for each fist. Repeat as needed, really whenever. Includes 2 stress balls with the phrases "Adulting Ain't Easy" and "Stress Level = 2007 Britney" Details: Contains 2 stress...

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  • Prank Stickers Prank Stickers Prank Stickers - example of sticker Prank Stickers - example of sticker Prank Stickers - example of sticker

    Prank Stickers

    This joke really sticks! Make the joke stick with this assortment of gag stickers including cracked glass, fake electrical outlets and "voice-activated" sure to fool friends and family.  Details: Ages 5+ Comes with 20 stickers, 4 each of 5...

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  • Snot Slingers Gag Snot Slingers Gag Snot Slingers Gag

    Snot Slingers Gag

    Pick n' Flick! Each snot slinger is vivid green and super stretchy. Made to look like a long string of goopy snot, each one can be stretched and flung into the air. Suitable for indoor or outdoor play. Won’t permanently stick to surfaces or leave...

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  • Chia Pet: Burt Reynolds Chia Pet: Burt Reynolds Chia Pet: Burt Reynolds

    Chia Pet: Burt Reynolds

    The Legend - The Bandit Handmade terracotta pottery planter comes with 1 packet of Chia seeds good for 3 plantings, convenient plastic drip tray and planting & care instructions. In just 1-2 weeks your Burt Reynolds Chia Pet will achieve maximum...

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  • Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug Unpackaged View Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug Packaged View Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug Lifestyle Shot #1 Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug Lifestyle Shot #2

    Hot Cup Of Anxietea - Say Anything Mug

    Tell the world exactly who you are with this hilarious anxietea coffee mug, from the Say Anything series by Genuine Fred. It features an illustration of a bouquet of flowers with the hilarious tagline "Hot cup of anxietea" . Details: Holds 16...

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  • Gremlins 8" Musical Dancing Gizmo Packaged View Gremlins 8" Musical Dancing Gizmo Unpackaged View

    Gremlins 8" Musical Dancing Singing Gizmo

    From the classic 1980s movie Gremlins, this adorable Gizmo plush can’t wait to entertain you! Just turn him on and watch him sing and dance. Gizmo features lifelike fur with plastic molded ears, hands and feet. Be sure not to get him...

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  • Guitar LED Keyring Electric Guitar LED Keychain with Sound Effects Guitar LED Keyring Electric Guitar LED Keychain with Sound Effects Guitar LED Keyring

    Electric Guitar LED Keychain with Sound Effects

     Be a rock star wherever you go with this mini guitar on your key ring. Deliver a rocking guitar solo and laser light show with the press of a button. Plays a heavy metal guitar solo and bright flashing LED lights. *Click on the Videos tab above...

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  • Millennial Mood Ring EV-TSM9248 EV-TSM9248 Millennial Mood Ring Millennial Mood Rings EV-TSM9248 EV-TSM9248 Millennial Mood Rings

    The Millennial Mood Ring

    This humorous novelty lets millennials monitor their moods fashionably! Why talk about your feelings when you can show them off? Size 8. Includes a ring and a handy guide to monitor the following moods: Excited: You finally get the "Your food...

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  • Emergency Underpants Dispenser Emergency Underpants Dispenser

    Emergency Underpants Dispenser

    Fresh underpants when you need them! One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, we've got you partially covered with the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. These boxes look a lot like...

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  • The NO Button The NO! Button The No Button with Box

    The NO Button

    ** Watch the video in the Videos tab. NO is a good word that should be used often! The No! Button was invented by two very tired parents to respond to children's constant, crazy requests. But it turns out that it can be useful EVERYWHERE!  Plays...

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  • Christmas Vacation's Attacking Squirrel hand SQUIRREL! Christmas Vacation Attacking Squirrel Puppet Attacking squirrel puppet in action Christmas Vacation's Attacking Squirrel front

    SQUIRREL! Christmas Vacation Attacking Squirrel Puppet

    Squirrel! If your family loves the Christmas Vacation scene where the squirrel jumps on Clark Griswold, then you'll love "surprising" them with our Attacking Red Squirrel Puppet! (Watch the video, below). Just think of the possibilities!  Pose him...

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  • Pixie Caps Vinyl Sticker

    Pixie Caps Vinyl Sticker By PipSticks

    PipStickers are the PERFECT gift for the sticker lover in your life - even if it's you! These unique vinyl designs are water & UV resistant and cannot be found anywhere else. Includes one Pixie Caps Vinyl PipSticker. Dimensions: Approx. 3.5" x 2.5"

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  • Technicolour Yawn Vinyl Sticker

    Technicolour Yawn Vinyl Sticker By PipSticks

    PipStickers are the PERFECT gift for the sticker lover in your life - even if it's you! These unique vinyl designs are water & UV resistant and cannot be found anywhere else. Includes one Technicolor Yawn Vinyl PipSticker. Dimensions: Approx. 4" x...

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  • Who's Awesome? Gum Who's Awesome? Gum

    Who's Awesome? Gum

    If you don't believe it when I say it, maybe a Beagle puppy will convince you. If not, at least you'll have re-upped your gum supply.  Details: Cinnamon flavour Each individual box contains 8 pieces

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