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RetroFestive is proud to be your top shop for cheesy, tacky and kitschy gifts! Stock up on nostalgic novelties and stocking stuffers for your friends and family.  Be sure to check out our hilarious collection of tacky Christmas ornaments too!

  • Baked Bean Flavoured Candy Canes

    Baked Beans Candy Canes

    Jingle beans, jingle beans, jingle all the way! Before Santa flies his sled around the world, he and his flying reindeer always power up by eating heaping bowls of baked beans. Some say it’s part of...

    C$10.99
  • Toast Flavoured Candy Canes

    Toast Candy Canes

    A toast to Christmas spirit! Enjoy these buttery and sweet candy canes with brown and white stripes while you watch It's a Wonderful Loaf. . . er, Life. Details: Set of six 5-1/4" (13.3 cm)...

    C$10.99
  • Shrimp Ramen Candy Canes

    Shrimp Ramen Candy Canes

    Feliz Navi-prawn! Ramen is one of the world’s best comfort foods, whether it’s a late-night snack or elevated dining. These red and white striped Shrimp Ramen Candy Canes have the flavour of the...

    C$10.99
  • Bacon Flavoured Candy Canes

    Bacon Candy Canes

    Bacon lovers will lick themselves silly over our bacon-flavoured candy canes! These unsuspecting 5.25-inch tall candy canes look like your regular everyday candy canes, but just one lick and BOOM – a...

    C$10.99
  • Possum Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Possum Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Possum Candy Canes feature the garbage-fueled flavour of a possum! Possums are known for many of their positive qualities — garbage rummaging, crooked toothy smiles and flirty hisses. Now, with...

    C$10.99
  • Ketchup Candy Canes Archie McPhee Ketchup Candy Canes

    Ketchup Candy Canes

    THE BEST CANDY CANE TO EAT WITH FRENCH FRIES Everyone's favourite condiment, but for Christmas! Do you know what makes mediocre food edible? Ketchup! So, just imagine how a ketchup-flavoured candy...

    C$10.99
  • Pickle flavoured Candy Canes

    Pickle Candy Canes

    Christmas can be a difficult time for someone who isn't that into sweets. If you're the savory sort, you might prefer the dill tang of our Pickle Candy Canes. Not only do they have an elegant green...

    C$10.99
  • Mac-n-Cheese Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Mac-n-Cheese Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Macaroni and Cheese Candy Canes are a particular favourite of picky eaters. These candy canes taste like your childhood favourite — mac and cheese. It’s like comfort food-flavoured comfort food!...

    C$10.99
  • Pacific Salmon Candy Canes

    Salmon Candy Canes

    Celebrate the season with a bold, unexpected treat — Pacific Northwest Salmon Candy Canes! These unique candy canes combine the festive tradition of sweet peppermint with the rich, savoury essence of...

    C$10.99
  • Chicken Soup Candy Canes

    Chicken Soup Candy Canes

    A whimsical twist on a holiday classic! These uniquely flavoured candy canes blend the nostalgic shape and sweetness of traditional candy canes with a savoury hint inspired by comforting chicken soup...

    C$10.99
  • Jalapeno Candy Canes

    Jalapeno Candy Canes

    These Jalapeño Candy Canes have all the flavour of a jalapeño pepper with just a kiss of heat. If you desire to pick a peck of pickled peppers for Christmas, you could do worse than this pack of six...

    C$10.99
  • Bigfoot Candy Canes

    Bigfoot Candy Canes

    Bigfoot Candy Canes feature a festive green and white striped design that captures the spirit of the holiday season. With a unique pine flavor, these candy canes offer a refreshing twist on the...

    C$10.99
  • Ho Ho Ho Christmas Toilet Paper

    Ho Ho Ho Designer Christmas Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete until you've added Christmas Toilet Paper!  Our festive holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your bathroom décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer...

    C$9.99
  • Bad Santa Christmas Stress Toy - In Box Bad Santa Christmas Stress Toy

    Bad Santa Christmas Stress Toy

    Meet Bad Santa – your cheeky, irreverent stress-relieving sidekick for the festive season. If you’ve had it with the holly-jolly chaos, Bad Santa is here to lighten the mood. Just give him a squeeze...

    C$19.99
  • Christmas Dad Jokes Christmas Dad Jokes

    Christmas Dad Jokes

    Make this holiday season extra special with our hilarious collection of Christmas Dad Jokes! Perfect for family gatherings, holiday parties, or as a stocking stuffer, this book is packed with...

    C$9.99
  • Shark vs Dino Chomp

    Shark vs Dino Chomp

    Shark vs Dino Chomp brings silly, action-packed fun with a spring-loaded twist. Squeeze the handle to snap the jaws open and shut, creating hilari

    C$7.99
  • Tape Player LED Keychain with Sound Tape Player LED Keychain with Sound

    Tape Player LED Keychain with Sound

    Bring back old-school cool with the Tape Player LED Keychain with Sound. Designed to look like a retro cassette player, it features a built-in LED light and fun sound effects that play at the press...

    C$8.99
  • Li'l Wieners Erasers Li'l Wieners Erasers

    Li'l Wieners Erasers

    Add a dash of humour to your desk with Li’l Wieners Erasers. Shaped like tiny hot dogs, these playful erasers bring a fun, quirky twist to everyday school or office supplies while still getting the...

    C$12.99
  • All-Seeing Oversized Foam Die

    All-Seeing Oversized Foam Die

    Fortunes told with every roll! Ask this oversized foam novelty die a question, and give it a roll find out the answer! Like a Magic 8 Ball but better! This d12 die has 12 different answers...

    C$13.99
  • Truth Or Dare Oversized Die

    Truth Or Dare Oversized Foam Dice

    The Truth or Dare Oversized Die is a fun and interactive game for all ages. This large, foam die is designed to add excitement to your Truth or Dare sessions by introducing an element of chance. Each...

    C$13.99
  • Grandma's Secret Spot Remover (2oz)

    Grandma's Secret Spot Remover (2oz)

    Don’t let the size fool you—Grandma’s Secret Spot Remover packs serious stain-fighting power into this handy 2 oz spray bottle. It’s the tiny laundry lifesaver you’ll want to keep close for life’s...

    C$9.99
  • Chia Pet: Ghostface Chia Pet: Ghostface Chia Pet: Ghostface

    Chia Pet: Ghostface

    Transform your spooky vibes with the Chia Pet: Ghostface! This unique planter combines the iconic horror figure with the fun of growing greenery, allowing you to cultivate your very own chilling...

    C$37.99
  • ALF is back! As a Chia Pet! Alf Chia Pet in Box Chia Pet: ALF Chia Pet: ALF Chia Pet: ALF

    Chia Pet: ALF

    Here kitty, kitty, kitty! Now you can invite your favourite Alien Life Form from Melmac into your home when you buy our ALF Chia Pet! It's the perfect gift for any fan of pop culture, and only takes...

    C$37.99
  • Eat Shit Gum Eat Shit Gum

    Eat Shit Gum

    Not your average chewing gum — this cheeky Eat Shit Gum is a bold novelty treat designed to get laughs before the first chew! Details: Each individual box contains 8 pieces

    C$2.99
  • Middle Child Gum

    Middle Child Gum

    Celebrate the often-overlooked legend of the family with this cheeky Middle Child Gum! Packaged like classic bubble gum but with a humorous twist, it makes a fun little gift or stocking stuffer for...

    C$2.99
  • Days Of The Week Pen Set

    Days Of The Week Pen Set (5 Pens)

    Make it through the week one scribble at a time with this fun 5-piece Days Of The Week Pen Set! Each pen is labeled with a *colourful* way of describing a weekday, adding a playful touch to your...

    C$14.99
  • Work Sucks Pen Set

    Work Sucks Pen Set (5 Pens)

    Add a little sass to the daily grind with the Work Sucks Pen Set! Featuring bold, cheeky phrases, these pens are perfect for venting your 9-to-5 frustrations in style. A fun and functional desk...

    C$14.99
  • Prank Gift: Pet Sleep Mask Prank Gift: Pet Sleep Mask

    Prank Gift: Pet Sleep Mask

    Get ready to laugh with the Funny Prank Gift: Pet Sleep Mask, a playful 1-piece set that includes one hilarious pet-sized sleep mask with a perforated red header card for easy gifting. Designed as a...

    C$9.99