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RetroFestive is proud to be your top shop for cheesy, tacky and kitschy gifts! Stock up on nostalgic novelties and stocking stuffers for your friends and family.  Be sure to check out our hilarious collection of tacky Christmas ornaments too!

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  • I Love My Asshole Kids Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q Front - Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    I Love My Asshole Kids Women's Crew Socks by Blue Q

    Show off your parental pride with our 'I Love My Asshole Kids' socks – a cheeky testament to the timeless tension between love and exasperation. Slip into these cozy foot warmers as a playful reminder that even on the most trying days, your love...

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  • Record Your Own Sound Button Blank Button ready for customizing! Record anything you want and listen over and over again Make one for your Teacher! Make one for the Prom!

    Record Your Own Message Button

    NOTE: The RetroFestive Team LOVES this product! We've recorded our kids over the years to create cherished keepsakes. Now you can record your very own sound button. Use it as a gag, or create an auditory time capsule. Perfect for creating cherished...

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  • 12911 Emergency Goat Button

    Emergency Goat Button

    GOAT SCREAMS ARE SO WEIRD It’s a goat emergency! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time but it’s also a popular animal! We all dream of owning our own herd of bleating, horned kids, but that’s not always feasible. This...

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  • Instant Audience Button

    Instant Audience Button

    You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. There is no justice! Well, our Instant Audience lets you carry around the crowd reactions you deserve. This 3-1/2" electronic Instant Audience...

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  • Inflatable Turkey

    Inflatable Turkey

    This Inflatable Turkey looks so delicious you can almost smell the stuffing.  But keep the carving knives away, because this bird is strictly for show!  Our realistic turkey blowup is perfect for staging your Thanksgiving table while the real...

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  • Oversized Gift Exchange Dice in Package Oversized Gift Exchange Dice Oversized Gift Exchange Dice - Lifestyle

    Secret Santa Swap Gift Exchange Oversized Die

    Throw a new twist on a classic tradition and shake up your gift exchange with this fun oversized die. 12 sided die features a prompt on each side Squishy foam Dimensions: 3 in. x 3 in. x 3 in. HOW TO PLAYEach person playing adds a wrapped gift to...

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  • World's Biggest Bitch Trophy World's Biggest Bitch Trophy

    World's Biggest Bitch Trophy

    Celebrate sass with the "World's Biggest Bitch" Trophy! This tongue-in-cheek award features a bold design, making it a hilarious gift for that unapologetically fierce friend or as a playful gag gift. Perfect for adding humor to any...

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  • Handy Pens

    Handy Tool Pen

    The Handy Pens are playful writing instruments in the form of tools. These 5 different tool-shaped pens will add a touch of fun to your writing experience. You will receive ONE randomly chosen style. If you order more than one, we'll send an...

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  • Tinkle All The Way Toilet Paper

    Tinkle All The Way Designer Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete until you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! This hilarious holiday toilet paper has a repeated design that reads "Tinkle all the way!" Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's...

    C$9.99
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  • Boy Band Cats

    Boy Band Cats

    Our 4-Pack of Boy Band Cats is a fun and quirky collection that reimagines your favourite feline friends as adorable boy band members! Each cat features unique outfits and accessories inspired by classic boy band aesthetics, complete with stylish...

    C$21.99
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  • Enchanted Snail Air Freshener

    Enchanted Snail Air Freshener

    The Enchanted Snail Air Freshener in sandalwood scent brings a whimsical touch to your space while filling the air with a warm, soothing fragrance. Featuring an adorable snail design, this air freshener not only enhances your decor but also effectively...

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  • Santa TP Christmas Tree Toilet Paper

    Santa TP Christmas Tree Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
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  • Santa Camera Toilet Paper

    Santa Camera Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
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  • Colourful Christmas Greetings Toilet Paper

    Colourful Christmas Greetings Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
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  • Conga Line Toilet Paper

    Conga Line Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
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  • Santa On The Toilet Toilet Paper

    Santa On The Toilet Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
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  • Shit Happens Toilet Paper

    Shit Happens Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
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  • Christmas Sudoku Toilet Paper

    Christmas Sudoku Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
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  • Deep in Love Toilet Paper

    Deep in Love Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

    C$9.99
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  • My Little Pony Tattoos My Little Pony Tattoos

    My Little Pony Tattoos

    My Little Pony tattoos are temporary tattoos featuring characters from the My Little Pony franchise. These tattoos include colorful designs, magical elements like rainbows and stars, and the iconic My Little Pony logo. Details: Dimensions: Approx. 4"...

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  • Spongebob Squarepants Tattoos Spongebob Squarepants Tattoos

    Spongebob Squarepants Tattoos

    SpongeBob SquarePants tattoos are temporary tattoos featuring characters and elements from the beloved animated series. These tattoos often include images of SpongeBob, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, and other characters from Bikini Bottom...

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  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Tattoos Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Tattoos

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Tattoos

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles tattoos are temporary tattoos featuring the iconic characters from the popular TMNT franchise. These tattoos often include images of Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Raphael, along with other elements like their...

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  • Surprise Claw Machine

    Claw Machine with Lights & Music (Really Works!)

    Experience the joy and excitement of a classic arcade game right at home with the Surprise Claw Machine! This colourful and interactive toy brings the thrill of the claw machine to your fingertips, complete with adorable mini plush toys to grab and...

    C$79.99
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  • Swiftie Forever Sticker Swiftie Forever Sticker

    Swiftie Forever Sticker

    Celebrate your Swiftie pride with the Die Cut Sticker - Swiftie Forever! Featuring a stylish and durable design, this high-quality sticker is perfect for personalizing laptops, water bottles, notebooks, and more. A must-have for any Taylor Swift fan,...

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  • Driving Gnome for Christmas Driving Gnome for Christmas

    Driving Gnome for Christmas

    Add a touch of whimsy to your holiday decor with our Driving Gnomes for Christmas, featuring two festive gnomes racing in vintage cars filled with gifts and holiday cheer. Perfect for mantels, shelves, or under the tree, these charming gnomes bring...

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  • Christmas Jokes Christmas Jokes

    Christmas Jokes

    Light up your holiday season with our delightful collection of 100 Christmas Jokes! Perfect for family gatherings, holiday parties, or cozy nights by the fire, this book is filled with hilarious, festive jokes that are sure to bring smiles and laughter...

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  • Ranch Dressing Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Ranch Dressing Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Ranch Dressing Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Ranch Dressing Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Ranch Dressing Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Ranch Dressing Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    This glass Christmas ornament is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to the king of dressings, featuring a miniature bottle of Ranch complete with its unmistakable creamy hue and a sprinkle of ranch-loving charm, promising a flavourful twist to your holiday decor...

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  • Swiftea Mug Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Swiftea Mug Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Swiftea Mug Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Swiftea Mug Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Swiftea Mug Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Swiftea Mug Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Get cozy with the glass Swiftea Mug ornament, a must-have collectible ornament for every adorning fan. This Fearless Flavor cup of tea ornament combines the joy of holidays sips with a sprinkle of Swiftie flair.  Hang it on your tree for a touch of...

    C$27.99
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  • Bigfoot Finger Puppet Bigfoot Finger Puppet Bigfoot Finger Puppet

    Bigfoot Finger Puppet

    A FOOT ON YOUR FINGER Our new Bigfoot Finger Puppet is proudly displaying his famous tootsies to the world. Most finger puppets don’t have feet, but we couldn’t leave them off Bigfoot! These 2.25" tall, soft vinyl Bigfoot Finger Puppets are...

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  • Meditating Mushroom Meditating Mushroom Meditating Mushroom Meditating Mushroom Meditating Mushroom

    Meditating Mushroom

    A MEDLEY OF MINDFUL MUSHROOMS Meditating Mushrooms are for goblincore fanatics! When you see mushrooms in the forest sitting in a ring, it might be that they’re just on a fungus-friendly meditation retreat. They use their mindfulness to open the...

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  • Bigfoot Underpants Bigfoot Underpants

    Bigfoot Underpants

    FINALLY, EVIDENCE OF BIGFOOT Picture this: Dad is in the backyard mowing and finds Bigfoot Underpants in a bush! He might be credulous at first, but what proof is there that these are NOT Bigfoot’s underpants? Well, besides the 80" waist, sensible...

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  • Collection of Mini Garden Birds Collection of Mini Garden Birds

    Collection of Mini Garden Birds

    A FLOCK IN YOUR POCKET Spotting a beautiful bird in your backyard is like watching a fashion show. This Collection of Mini Garden Birds is a set of eight different soft vinyl birds that you can arrange to your heart's desire. The package is designed to...

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  • Pancake Mask Glasses Pancake Mask Glasses

    Pancake Mask Glasses

    SO REALISTIC THEY’LL POUR SYRUP ON YOU Our Pancake Mask turns you into a butter-topped stack of flapjacks! Just put a dab of maple syrup behind your ear, and no one will be able to tell the difference. People love pancakes. That means that when...

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  • Axolotl Air Freshener

    Axolotl Air Freshener

    SMELLS LIKE A SMILE When you’re trapped in traffic, the sly smile of this pink axolotl will remind you that you’d probably be happier living underwater surrounded by bubbles. Not to mention, this 4.75" tall, heavy cardstock air freshener...

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  • Splat Possum Splat Possum

    Splat Possum

    EXPRESS YOUR PASSION WITH POSSUMS The Splat Possum is a bit of a masochist. Whether you are dropping it or throwing it as hard as possible, this possum will take it with a devious grin. Angry? Splat the possum! Happy? Celebrate with a possum toss! Splat...

    C$22.99
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