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RetroFestive is proud to be your top shop for cheesy, tacky and kitschy gifts! Stock up on nostalgic novelties and stocking stuffers for your friends and family.  Be sure to check out our hilarious collection of tacky Christmas ornaments too!

  • Novelty Tool Pen - Saw Novelty Tool Pen - Saw Novelty Tool Pen - Saw Novelty Tool Pen - Saw

    Novelty Tool Pen - Saw

    Bring some excitement to your writing tasks with the unique and creative Novelty Tool Pen - Saw! Shaped like a miniature saw, this quirky pen combines practicality with a playful design, making it perfect for anyone who loves unique office supplies...

    C$6.99
  • Swiftie Forever Sticker Swiftie Forever Sticker

    Swiftie Forever Sticker

    Celebrate your Swiftie pride with the Die Cut Sticker - Swiftie Forever! Featuring a stylish and durable design, this high-quality sticker is perfect for personalizing laptops, water bottles, notebooks, and more. A must-have for any Taylor Swift fan,...

    C$5.99
  • Driving Gnome for Christmas Driving Gnome for Christmas

    Driving Gnome for Christmas

    Add a touch of whimsy to your holiday decor with our Driving Gnomes for Christmas, featuring two festive gnomes racing in vintage cars filled with gifts and holiday cheer. Perfect for mantels, shelves, or under the tree, these charming gnomes bring...

    C$14.99
  • Christmas Jokes Christmas Jokes

    Christmas Jokes

    Light up your holiday season with our delightful collection of 100 Christmas Jokes! Perfect for family gatherings, holiday parties, or cozy nights by the fire, this book is filled with hilarious, festive jokes that are sure to bring smiles and laughter...

    C$9.99
  • Ramen Noodles Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Ramen Noodles Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Ramen Noodles Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Ramen Noodles Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Ramen Noodles Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    This glass Christmas ornament adds a savory twist to your tree, featuring a miniature packet of ramen noodles with its iconic packaging and a sprinkle of noodle-loving charm, promising a deliciously quirky addition to your holiday decor that's sure to...

    C$24.99
  • Ranch Dressing Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Ranch Dressing Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Ranch Dressing Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Ranch Dressing Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Ranch Dressing Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Ranch Dressing Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    This glass Christmas ornament is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to the king of dressings, featuring a miniature bottle of Ranch complete with its unmistakable creamy hue and a sprinkle of ranch-loving charm, promising a flavourful twist to your holiday decor...

    C$24.99
  • Swiftea Mug Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Swiftea Mug Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Swiftea Mug Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Swiftea Mug Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Swiftea Mug Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Swiftea Mug Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Get cozy with the glass Swiftea Mug ornament, a must-have collectible ornament for every adorning fan. This Fearless Flavor cup of tea ornament combines the joy of holidays sips with a sprinkle of Swiftie flair.  Hang it on your tree for a touch of...

    C$27.99
  • Jar of Peanut Butter Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Jar of Peanut Butter Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Jar of Peanut Butter Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Jar of Peanut Butter Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Peanut Butter Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Peanut Butter Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    This glass Christmas ornament whimsically immortalizes the beloved jar of peanut butter.   Hang it on your tree for a dollop of humour and memories of the classic PB & J sandwiches.  Or just grab a spoon and eat directly from the jar...

    C$22.99
  • Bigfoot Finger Puppet Bigfoot Finger Puppet Bigfoot Finger Puppet

    Bigfoot Finger Puppet

    A FOOT ON YOUR FINGER Our new Bigfoot Finger Puppet is proudly displaying his famous tootsies to the world. Most finger puppets don’t have feet, but we couldn’t leave them off Bigfoot! These 2.25" tall, soft vinyl Bigfoot Finger Puppets are...

    C$3.50
  •  Meditating Mushroom  Meditating Mushroom  Meditating Mushroom  Meditating Mushroom Meditating Mushroom

    Meditating Mushroom

    A MEDLEY OF MINDFUL MUSHROOMS Meditating Mushrooms are for goblincore fanatics! When you see mushrooms in the forest sitting in a ring, it might be that they’re just on a fungus-friendly meditation retreat. They use their mindfulness to open the...

    C$6.99
  • Bigfoot Underpants Bigfoot Underpants

    Bigfoot Underpants

    FINALLY, EVIDENCE OF BIGFOOT Picture this: Dad is in the backyard mowing and finds Bigfoot Underpants in a bush! He might be credulous at first, but what proof is there that these are NOT Bigfoot’s underpants? Well, besides the 80" waist, sensible...

    C$32.99
  • Collection of Mini Garden Birds Collection of Mini Garden Birds

    Collection of Mini Garden Birds

    A FLOCK IN YOUR POCKET Spotting a beautiful bird in your backyard is like watching a fashion show. This Collection of Mini Garden Birds is a set of eight different soft vinyl birds that you can arrange to your heart's desire. The package is designed to...

    C$19.99
  •  Pancake Mask Glasses Pancake Mask Glasses

    Pancake Mask Glasses

    SO REALISTIC THEY’LL POUR SYRUP ON YOU Our Pancake Mask turns you into a butter-topped stack of flapjacks! Just put a dab of maple syrup behind your ear, and no one will be able to tell the difference. People love pancakes. That means that when...

    C$14.99
  • Axolotl Air Freshener

    Axolotl Air Freshener

    SMELLS LIKE A SMILE When you’re trapped in traffic, the sly smile of this pink axolotl will remind you that you’d probably be happier living underwater surrounded by bubbles. Not to mention, this 4.75" tall, heavy cardstock air freshener...

    C$5.99
  • Splat Possum Splat Possum

    Splat Possum

    EXPRESS YOUR PASSION WITH POSSUMS The Splat Possum is a bit of a masochist. Whether you are dropping it or throwing it as hard as possible, this possum will take it with a devious grin. Angry? Splat the possum! Happy? Celebrate with a possum toss! Splat...

    C$22.99
  • Squishy Bigfoot  Squishy Bigfoot BFF  Squishy Bigfoot BFF

    Squishy Bigfoot BFF

    THE MOST RELAXED BIGFOOT Ever dream of being pals with a Sasquatch? This squishy, squeezable fellow wants to be your BFF (Bigfoot Friend Forever). Squishy Bigfoot BFF is a 6" tall, soft rubber lump of malleable mush that you’ll want to hug and...

    C$19.99
  • Yule Fuel Wine Bottle Glass

    Yule Fuel Wine Bottle Glass

    Our super festive wine glass is perfect for the wine snob in your life (even if it's yourself), bonus if they have a love for the holiday season! Kick back and relax with a much-needed glass, or bottle, of much deserved wine! The unique design of the...

    C$22.99
  • Lit Mrs. Claus Snowglobe Wine Glass

    Lit Mrs. Claus Snowglobe Wine Glass

    This wine glass is a unique gift for the wine lover in your life, bonus if they have a love for the holiday season! The unique design of the glass gives it a fun twist on what could otherwise be an ordinary holiday wine glass. This adorable wine glass is...

    C$32.99
  • Ugly Sweater Mug With Knit Sweater

    Ugly Sweater Mug With Knit Sweater

    Winning top honors at the Ugly Sweater holiday party isn't as easy as firing up the Amazon app and whipping out the credit card. It takes a whole new level of dedication, and we've got the perfect gag. Our new Ugly Sweater Coffee Mug puts you in a...

    C$19.99
  • Let's get Lit LED Holiday Beer Glass Let's get Lit LED Holiday Beer Glass

    Let's Get Lit LED Holiday Beer Glass

    Get Lit this holiday and let everyone know! Our LED Holiday Beer Glass will light up any holiday party. Just fill it up and select one of 3 lighting modes. It's a great gift for holiday parties, gift swaps, and more, even if it's for yourself...

    C$22.99
  • Chia Pet: Wednesday Addams Chia Pet: Wednesday Addams Chia Pet: Wednesday Addams

    Chia Pet: Wednesday Addams

    From the hallowed halls of Nevermore Academy comes a Chia pet of most macabre kind, the Wednesday Addams Chia Pet! Details:  Everything You Need In One: Includes a unique pottery planter, convenient plastic drip tray and...

    C$32.99
  • Match-Up Memory Snack tray Match-Up Memory Snack tray Match-Up Memory Snack tray

    Match-Up Memory Snack tray

    The ultimate snacktivity tray. Match Up is an interactive snack tray that doubles as a game! Kids will be entertained and inspired to eat as they pop open mystery doors two at a time to find snack matches. It’s just like traditional memory, but...

    C$29.99
  • Pickled Corkscrew Pickled Corkscrew

    Pickled Corkscrew

    For your favorite brine snob. When it’s time to relish a dillightful bottle of wine, reach for Fred’s Pickled corkscrew and everything will be just brine. This quality, multi-functional bar tool includes a foil cutter and double-hinged lever...

    C$24.99
  • Mushroom Measuring Cups Mushroom Measuring Cups Mushroom Measuring Cups

    Mushroom Measuring Cups

    This set of 6 dry measuring cups have a perfect ratio of cute-to-convenience. Mushrooms Cups perfectly nest together so you’ll spend less time foraging for the right-sized cup. Accurately measuring 1/4, 1/3, 1/2, 2/3, 3/4 and 1 full cup,...

    C$22.99
  • Pickle Erasers Pickle Erasers OOP

    Pickle Erasers

    Mistakes aren’t a big dill, especially when you have these pickle erasers handy. These realistic mini dills are ready to help out when your notes and doodles are in a pickle. Details: Package dimensions: Approx. 7" x 4" Eraser dimensions:...

    C$11.99
  • The Spooky Sound Machine The Spooky Sound Machine

    The Spooky Sound Machine

    A scary soundtrack for all occasions! Just press the buttons for an instant eerie noise, including: female scream male scream creaking door howling wolf screeching raven thunder & lightning hooting owl scary laugh witches...

    C$18.99
  • The Sound Machine The Sound Machine

    The Sound Machine

    Irritate, annoy and entertain with the Sound Machine. Fifteen high quality sound recordings at you your fingertips: burp, cat, spring, loser, bug, win, drum, fart, whistle, clock chime, kiss, clap, laugh, siren, yeeha. Details: Dimensions: 2.75"W X 7...

    C$18.99
  • Peace Out Accessory Display Stand Peace Out Accessory Display Stand

    Peace Out - Accessory Display Stand

    Peace, Love & Bedroom Organization! Ditch your boring jewelry box and go for a unique necklace display instead. Or use it to hold your watch or headphones! Approx. 7 inches tall  

    C$24.99
  • Bigfoot Garden Statue

    Bigfoot Garden Statue

    Invite a touch of mystery and folklore into your garden with this Bigfoot garden statue – a whimsical guardian of your greenery! This elusive yet endearing creature adds a dash of intrigue and charm, turning your outdoor space into a playful...

    C$29.99
  • The Original Hand Boiler How Does the Hand Boiler Work?

    The Original Hand Boiler

    Hold the magic of science in your palm with The Original Hand Boiler – a whimsical and mesmerizing gadget that turns the heat of your hand into a captivating display of liquid dynamics. Watch as the colourful liquid dances and rises, as the...

    C$9.99
  • Magnetic Sand Timer How the Magnetic Sand Timer Works

    The Original Magnetic Sand Timer Hourglass

    Turn time into a mesmerizing art show with the Magnetic Sand Timer hourglass – watch in delight as it sculpts a unique masterpiece with every flip, transforming your space into a dynamic gallery of gravity-defying sand art. It's not just a timer;...

    C$15.99
  • Donut Holster Prank Gift Box Donut Holster Prank Gift Box - Rear Donut Holster Prank Gift Box - Inside Donut Holster Prank Gift Box - Packaging

    Donut Holster Large Prank Gift Box

    Keep your favourite treats at arm's length! This prank gift box is perfect for anyone that enjoys eating and convenience. Just hide your real gift inside and watch your friends or relatives crack up when they open it to find that they have, in fact,...

    C$9.99
  • Family Blankeez Prank Pack Family Blankeez Prank Pack - Rear Family Blankeez Prank Pack - Packaging

    Family Blankeez Large Prank Gift Box

    Give the gift of cozy deception with our prank gift box for the 'Blankeez Family-Size Hooded Blanket' – the ultimate surprise that's sure to hoodwink your loved ones. Inside this deceiving packaging lies endless laughter as you watch them open the...

    C$9.99
  • Tidy Tips Prank Gift Box - Front Tidy Tips Prank Gift Box - Rear Tidy Tips Prank Gift Box - Inside Tidy Tips Prank Gift Box - Packaging

    Tidy Tips Large Prank Gift Box

    This prank gift box looks like the most terrible cleaning invention ever. Put your real gift inside for a puzzled look from the person on your list. Details: Dimensions: 11.25" x 9" x 3.25" (about the size of a giant phone book)  Materials:...

    C$9.99
  • Extreme Chores Prank Gift Box - Front Extreme Chores Prank Gift Box - Back Extreme Chores Prank Gift Box - Inside Extreme Chores Prank Gift Box - Packaging Extreme Chores Large Prank Gift Box

    Extreme Chores Large Prank Gift Box

    Nothing brings a family closer together than a phony gift box. This gag package is designed specifically to produce maximum disappointment in children. Details: Dimensions: 11.25" x 9" x 3.25" (about the size of a giant phone book)  Materials:...

    C$9.99
  • Peeing Boy Fountain Peeing Boy Fountain Lit Illustrated Box for Peeing Boy Fountain Box Back for Peeing Boy Fountain Rear View of Peeing Boy Fountain

    Peeing Boy Light Up Water Fountain

    Add some humour to your home with our Peeing Boy Fountain – because who needs traditional statues when you can have a cheeky stream of creativity? This little guy adds a touch of mischief to your decor, proving that sometimes, art really does...

    C$29.99