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RetroFestive is proud to be your top shop for cheesy, tacky and kitschy gifts! Stock up on nostalgic novelties and stocking stuffers for your friends and family.  Be sure to check out our hilarious collection of tacky Christmas ornaments too!

  • Jalapeno Candy Canes

    Jalapeno Candy Canes

    These Jalapeño Candy Canes have all the flavour of a jalapeño pepper with just a kiss of heat. If you desire to pick a peck of pickled peppers for Christmas, you could do worse than this pack of six...

    C$10.99
  • Handerpants Handerpants

    Handerpants

    UNDERPANTS FOR YOUR HANDS Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs...

    C$19.99
  • Mac-n-Cheese Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Mac-n-Cheese Candy Canes - Set of 6

    Macaroni and Cheese Candy Canes are a particular favorite of picky eaters. These candy canes taste like your childhood favorite — mac and cheese. It’s like comfort food-flavored comfort food!...

    C$10.99
  • Emergency Googly Eyes in Tin

    Emergency Googly Eyes in Tin

    We're going to let you in on a secret that, until now, had only been shared with kindergarten teachers and crafters: googly eyes make everything better! Our Emergency Googly Eyes come in a beautiful,...

    C$7.99
  • Pigs Salt & Pepper Shaker Set Front Side

    Naughty Pigs Salt & Pepper Shaker Set

    Our Naughty Pigs Salt & Pepper Shaker Set features two ceramic pigs going hog wild! These salt & pepper dispensers are sure to shake things up at your next meal! Go ahead, ham it up—but don’t get...

    C$19.99
  • Record Your Own Sound Button Blank Button ready for customizing! Record anything you want and listen over and over again Make one for your Teacher! Make one for the Prom!

    Record Your Own Message Button

    NOTE: The RetroFestive Team LOVES this product! We've recorded our kids over the years to create cherished keepsakes. Now you can record your very own sound button. Use it as a gag, or create an...

    C$18.99
  • 12911 Emergency Goat Button

    Emergency Goat Button

    GOAT SCREAMS ARE SO WEIRD It’s a goat emergency! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time but it’s also a popular animal! We all dream of owning our own herd of bleating, horned kids,...

    C$14.99
  • Instant Audience Button

    Instant Audience Button

    You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. There is no justice! Well, our Instant Audience lets you carry around the crowd reactions you...

    C$14.99
  • World's Biggest Bitch Trophy World's Biggest Bitch Trophy

    World's Biggest Bitch Trophy

    Celebrate sass with the "World's Biggest Bitch" Trophy! This tongue-in-cheek award features a bold design, making it a hilarious gift for that unapologetically fierce friend or as a playful gag gift...

    C$16.99
  • Handy Pens

    Handy Tool Pen

    The Handy Pens are playful writing instruments in the form of tools. These 5 different tool-shaped pens will add a touch of fun to your writing experience. You will receive ONE randomly chosen...

    C$6.99
  • Tinkle All The Way Toilet Paper

    Tinkle All The Way Designer Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete until you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! This hilarious holiday toilet paper has a repeated design that reads "Tinkle all the way!" Our humorous, holiday bathroom...

    C$9.99
  • Boy Band Cats

    Boy Band Cats

    Our 4-Pack of Boy Band Cats is a fun and quirky collection that reimagines your favourite feline friends as adorable boy band members! Each cat features unique outfits and accessories inspired by...

    C$21.99
  • Enchanted Snail Air Freshener

    Enchanted Snail Air Freshener

    The Enchanted Snail Air Freshener in sandalwood scent brings a whimsical touch to your space while filling the air with a warm, soothing fragrance. Featuring an adorable snail design, this air...

    C$5.99
  • Santa TP Christmas Tree Toilet Paper

    Santa TP Christmas Tree Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking...

    C$9.99
  • Santa Camera Toilet Paper

    Santa Camera Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking...

    C$9.99
  • Hurry Up Reindeer Outhouse Toilet Paper

    Hurry Up Reindeer Outhouse Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking...

    C$9.99
  • Conga Line Toilet Paper

    Conga Line Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking...

    C$9.99
  • Santa On The Toilet Toilet Paper

    Santa On The Toilet Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking...

    C$9.99
  • Shit Happens Toilet Paper

    Shit Happens Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking...

    C$9.99
  • Christmas Sudoku Toilet Paper

    Christmas Sudoku Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking...

    C$9.99
  • Deep in Love Toilet Paper

    Deep in Love Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking...

    C$9.99
  • My Little Pony Tattoos My Little Pony Tattoos

    My Little Pony Tattoos

    My Little Pony tattoos are temporary tattoos featuring characters from the My Little Pony franchise. These tattoos include colorful designs, magical elements like rainbows and stars, and the iconic...

    C$12.99