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  • Giant I Love To Fart Mug

    Giant I Love To Fart Mug

    Make lunchtime and meetings more entertaining with our I Love To Fart Mug! It's a giant 22 oz mug, perfect for any kitchen or office. A surefire way to get people laughing, it's a great novelty gift for anyone who needs to spice up their day. Let out a...

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  • I Actually Gave A Shit Earlier Cinnamon Gum

    I Actually Gave A Shit Earlier Cinnamon Gum

    The I Actually Gave A Shit Earlier Cinnamon Gum by Blue Q is a cheeky and flavorful way to express your sentiments. Each pack contains 8 pieces of cinnamon-flavored gum, with packaging that humorously states, Your timing sucks. Details: Fruit...

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  • Chia Pet: Ghostface Chia Pet: Ghostface Chia Pet: Ghostface

    Chia Pet: Ghostface

    Transform your spooky vibes with the Chia Pet: Ghostface! This unique planter combines the iconic horror figure with the fun of growing greenery, allowing you to cultivate your very own chilling decor that’s sure to impress fans of slasher flicks...

    C$34.99
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  • Chia Pet: Chucky Chia Pet: Chucky - Evil Side Chia Pet: Chucky - Good Side

    Chia Pet: Chucky

    Come play with the new Chucky Chia Pet! The first Chia Pet to feature two different faces. Enjoy Chucky Chia Pet's good side for innocent fun, but look out! On the other side lurks his evil face for your more sinister moods. Chucky Chia Pet is sure to be...

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  • Chia Herb Garden: Willie Nelson In Box Chia Herb Garden: Willie Nelson Empty Chia Herb Garden: Willie Nelson Full

    Chia Herb Garden: Willie Nelson

    Got herb on your mind? We know Willie Nelson always does and now you can grow your own herb garden just like Willie! Details:  Everything You Need In One: Includes a unique pottery planter, convenient plastic drip tray and...

    C$34.99
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  • Chia Pet: Pee-Wee Herman Chia Pet: Pee-Wee Herman Chia Pet: Pee-Wee Herman

    Chia Pet: Pee-Wee Herman

    Pee-Wee Herman is the name, don’t wear it out! Go on your own big adventure and add some quirky greenery to your home or office with this Pee-Wee Herman Chia Pet! This handmade Chia Pet is designed after the beloved character Pee-Wee Herman,...

    C$34.99
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  • Chia Pet: Puppy Chia Pet: Puppy Chia Pet: Puppy

    Chia Pet: Puppy

    Get everything you need to grow your own Chia Puppy in one package - a unique pottery planter, drip tray, and chia seed packets for 3 plantings. Achieve full growth in 1-2 weeks with simple 6-step care instructions. Chia planters can be washed and...

    C$34.99
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  • Squishy Poops Squishy Poop Gag Squishy Poops Squishy Poops

    Squishy Poop Gag

    This slow rising squishy toy brings endless joy! Three styles available. You will receive ONE randomly chosen style. If you order more than one, we'll send an assortment.

    C$3.99
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  • World's Biggest Stoner Trophy World's Biggest Stoner Trophy

    World's Biggest Stoner Trophy

    Celebrate 4:20 vibes with the "World's Biggest Stoner" Trophy! Featuring a fun and playful design, this award is the perfect gift for your chillest friend or as a humorous addition to any party. A lighthearted way to honour the ultimate cannabis...

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  • World's Biggest Piece Of Shit Trophy World's Biggest Piece Of Shit Trophy

    World's Biggest Piece Of Shit Trophy

    Bring on the laughs with the "World's Biggest Piece of Shit" Trophy! This over-the-top gag award is perfect for lighthearted humour at parties, office pranks, or as a playful gift for your most sarcastic friend. Sure to be the centerpiece of hilarious...

    C$14.99
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  • World's Biggest Dick Trophy World's Biggest Dick Trophy

    World's Biggest Dick Trophy

    Make a bold statement with the "World's Biggest Dick" Trophy! Featuring a cheeky design, this humorous award is perfect for lighthearted gifting or as a playful gag at parties. A guaranteed laugh and a fun way to keep the mood lively! Dimensions: 4.8"...

    C$14.99
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  • Shut The Hell Up Cinnamon Gum

    Shut The Hell Up Cinnamon Gum

    ​The Shut The Hell Up Cinnamon Gum by Blue Q is a bold and humorous way to express your sentiments. Each pack contains 8 pieces of cinnamon-flavored gum, perfect for those moments when words just aren't enough. Details: Fruit flavour Each individual...

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  • Rubber Chicken Laying an Egg Chicken and Popping Egg

    Rubber Chicken Laying an Egg

    The Rubber Chicken Laying an Egg toy is a whimsical stress-relief gadget designed to amuse and entertain. Crafted from soft rubber, this toy features a hollow chicken with a concealed egg inside. When squeezed, the egg humorously pops out from the...

    C$5.99
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  • Stretchy Sand Capybara in 4 Colours Stretchy Sand Capybara

    Stretchy Sand Capybara

    The Stretchy Sand Capybara is a delightful sensory toy designed to provide both tactile satisfaction and endless entertainment. Shaped like a capybara—the world's largest rodent—this toy offers a unique combination of softness and...

    C$4.99
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  • Truth Or Dare Oversized Die

    Truth Or Dare Oversized Dice

    The Truth or Dare Oversized Die is a fun and interactive game accessor. This large, foam die is designed to add excitement to your Truth or Dare sessions by introducing an element of chance. Each face of the die features prompts for either a truth...

    C$12.99
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  • Poop Jokes Poop Jokes

    Poop Jokes

    Poop Jokes is a hilarious collection of silly, cheeky, and laugh-out-loud jokes all about everyone's favorite potty humor. Perfect for kids and adults who enjoy a good giggle, this book is packed with puns, riddles, and jokes that are sure to cause a...

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  • Dog Jokes Dog Jokes

    Dog Jokes

    Dog Jokes is a fun collection of pun-filled and tail-waggingly funny jokes for dog lovers of all ages. Packed with clever wordplay and canine-themed humour, this book is perfect for sharing laughs with family, friends, or even your furry companion. A...

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  • Dad Jokes - Golf Edition Dad Jokes - Golf Edition

    Dad Jokes - Golf Edition

    Dad Jokes - Golf Edition is a must-have for golf lovers who enjoy a good laugh on and off the course. Packed with pun-filled, groan-worthy jokes, this collection is perfect for sharing with friends during a round or as a fun gift for the golfer in your...

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  • Cat-Astrophe Stacking Cats Game Cat-Astrophe Stacking Cats Game

    Cat-Astrophe Stacking Cats Game

    The Cat-Astrophe Stacking Cats Game is a fun and challenging game of balance and strategy. Players take turns stacking cat figurines as high as possible without causing them to fall. One wrong move, and the stack collapses. Perfect for solo play or a...

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  • Tiger Tees Golf Tee Tiger Tees Golf Tee

    Tiger Tees Golf Tee

    Tee off with a pro! Tiger Tees are a humorous golf accessory designed for durability, making them a great choice for golfers of all skill levels. Perfect for the course or practice range, they help enhance your game with a dash of humour! Details: 4...

    C$13.99
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  • Donut Hole Holster Prank Gift Donut Hole Holster Prank Gift

    Prank Gift: Timbits Donut Hole Holster

    Grab your Timbits, Canada! The "Donut Hole Holster" is a novelty prank gift designed to amuse and surprise recipients. It humorously presents itself as a wearable holster for Timbits, adding a playful twist to gift-giving occasions...

    C$8.99
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  • Earwax Candle Kit Wine Bottle Prank Gift Box Prank Box for Wine Bottle - Earwax Candle Kit Prank Gift Box Packaging - Earwax Candle Kit

    Earwax Candle Kit Wine Bottle Prank Gift Box

    The "Earwax Candle Kit" Prank Gift Box is a humorous packaging designed to disguise your real gift inside a faux product box. Measuring 11.25" x 9" x 3.25", this empty box features a playful design that adds an element of surprise to your gift-giving...

    C$8.99
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  • Toilet Tunes Prank Gift Box Toilet Tunes Prank Gift Box

    Toilet Tunes Large Prank Gift Box

    The "Toilet Tunes" Prank Gift Box by Prank-O is a humorous packaging designed to disguise your real gift inside a faux product box. Measuring 11.25" x 9" x 3.25", this empty box features a playful design that adds an element of surprise to your...

    C$9.99
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  • Cat Hat Large Prank Gift Box Cat Hat Large Prank Gift Box

    Cat Hat Large Prank Gift Box

    The "Cat Hat" Large Prank Gift Box by Prank-O is a humorous packaging option designed to disguise your real gift inside a faux product box. Measuring 11.25” x 9” x 3.25”, this empty box features a playful design that adds an element of...

    C$9.99
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  • Broccoli Buddies Large Cereal Prank Gift Box Broccoli Buddies Large Cereal Prank Gift Box

    Broccoli Buddies Large Cereal Prank Gift Box

    The "Broccoli Buddies" Large Cereal Prank Gift Box by Prank-O is a humorous packaging designed to disguise your real gift inside a faux cereal box. Measuring 9.4 inches by 12.5 inches by 2.5 inches, this empty box features a playful design that adds an...

    C$9.99
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  • Shrimp Smacks Large Cereal Prank Gift Box Shrimp Smacks Large Cereal Prank Gift Box

    Shrimp Smacks Large Cereal Prank Gift Box

    The "Shrimp Smacks" Large Cereal Prank Gift Box by Prank-O is a humorous prop designed to resemble a cereal box featuring a fictitious shrimp-flavored breakfast cereal. Measuring 9.4 inches by 12.5 inches by 2.5 inches, this empty box allows you to...

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  • Sizzl Dryer Sheets Small Prank Gift Box

    Sizzl Dryer Sheets Small Prank Gift Box

    The "Sizzl Dryer Sheets" Small Prank Gift Box by Prank-O is a humorous packaging option designed to disguise your actual gift. Measuring 8 inches by 6 inches by 2 inches, this empty box mimics a product called "Sizzl Bacon Scented Dryer Sheets," adding...

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  • TikTot: Baby Influencer - Large Prank Gift Box TikTot Large Prank Gift Box

    TikTot: Baby Influencer - Large Prank Gift Box

    The TikTot Large Prank Gift Box is a hilarious gag packaging designed to disguise your real gift inside a ridiculous fake product. Featuring absurdly detailed graphics and descriptions, it adds an extra layer of fun and confusion before the big reveal...

    C$9.99
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  • Squirrel Hot Tub Large Prank Gift Box Squirrel Hot Tub Large Prank Gift Box

    Squirrel Hot Tub Large Prank Gift Box

    The "Squirrel Hot Tub" Prank Gift Box by Prank-O is a humorous way to disguise your real gift. Designed to resemble packaging for a faux product—a hot tub for squirrels—this empty box adds an element of surprise to any occasion. Measuring 11...

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  • Professional Hooker Women's Crew Socks by Yo Sox

    Professional Hooker Women's Crew Socks by Yo Sox

    The "Professional Hooker" Women's Crew Socks by Yo Sox are a playful nod to knitting enthusiasts, featuring a design with yarn balls and knitting hooks, accompanied by the humorous "Professional Hooker" sentiment.  Details: Fits Women's size...

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  • Boxing Monster Pen Boxing Monster Pen

    Boxing Monster Pen

    The Boxing Monster Pen is a playful writing instrument featuring a monster-shaped handle with movable boxing arms, adding a touch of fun to your writing experience. This pen is available in assorted designs, including purple with a pink head, green with...

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  • Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener

    Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener

    The Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener is a handy product with a funny name! Designed to tackle any unpleasant odor with ease, this discreet air freshener is made with activated charcoal to effectively absorb and neutralizes odors...

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  • The Happy Wife Button The Happy Wife Button

    The Happy Wife Button

    The Happy Wife Button is a humorous novelty item designed to add a touch of fun to your relationship. When pressed, it plays one of several affirmative phrases, including: "Yes Dear" "You're the boss" "You're never wrong" This button is...

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  • Stretchy Log of Poop Gag Stretchy Log of Poop Gag Stretchy Log of Poop Gag

    Stretchy Log of Poop Gag

    Novelty squeeze turd stress reliever. Fiddle, stretch and squish all your problems away and use to prank friends and family for an unforgettable laugh! Details: Dimensions: 6" x 2" x 1" Made in China

    C$6.99
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  • Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Pickle Jar Glass Ornament by Old World Christmas

    Deck the halls with a jar of briny delight! This glass Christmas ornament showcases a miniature jar of pickles, complete with its crisp green hue and a twist of festive flair, promising a tangy addition to your holiday decor that's sure to tickle your...

    C$27.99
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