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RetroFestive is proud to be your top shop for cheesy, tacky and kitschy gifts! Stock up on nostalgic novelties and stocking stuffers for your friends and family.  Be sure to check out our hilarious collection of tacky Christmas ornaments too!

  • Office Possum Office Possum example

    Office Possum

    Our stuffed latex Office Possum is designed to hang on the side of your garbage can or computer monitor. Can also be used on kitchen trash cans, television sets or sneeze guards. Just bend its posable paws to hang this 15" possum or bend its tail to...

    C$29.99
  • Santa Possum Glass Ornament Santa Possum

    Santa Possum Glass Ornament

    This hand-blown glass ornament is shaped like a possum laying on its back while wearing a Santa coat and hat. The legend of Santa Possum is whispered about in back alleys and junkyards around the world. When kids walk in on Santa Human putting gifts...

    C$23.99
  • Nana's Boobies Can Cooler Holding Nana's Boobies Can Koozie Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder

    Nana's Boobies and Beer Holder

    Cold beer? Check. Dry hands? Check. Boobs? Double check. What more could a man want? Our best-selling beer holder looks like Nana knitted it herself—just for you. It’s a great gift for the man’s man.Details: Fits a standard...

    C$22.99
  • Mr. Bill Bendable Figure Mr. Bill Bendable Figure

    Mr. Bill Bendable Figure

    "Ohh Nooooo!" The famous Saturday Night Live comedy shorts of the happy-go-lucky Mr. Bill getting into all sorts of trouble are now classics! Fully bendable and poseable, our Mr. Bill Bendable Figure is bound to stay out of trouble in your safe...

    C$17.99
  • Mary Bendable Figure Mary Bendable Figure

    Mary Bendable Figure

    This Mary Bendable Toy Figure shows the mother of Jesus in a yellow dress and blue robe. She stands 5.5 inches tall and is movable and bendable! Details:  Material: Plastic with wire armature Packaging: Cardboard backing with plastic bubble

    C$17.99
  • Dashboard Wobbler Elvis - Front and Back View Dashboard Wobbler Elvis

    Dashboard Wobbler Elvis

    Shake, rattle and roll down the road with Elvis! This Elvis Presley Dashboard Wobbler features the King of Rock n Roll in his unforgettable outfit from the 1973 TV special Elvis: Aloha from Hawaii.  Details: Dimensions: 4...

    C$17.99
  • Acrylic LED Flashing Christmas Toque with Pom Pom - 3 Assorted Acrylic LED Flashing Christmas Toque with Pom Pom - 3 Assorted - lights on Acrylic LED Flashing Christmas Toque with Pom Pom - 3 Assorted - HO HO HO Acrylic LED Flashing Christmas Toque with Pom Pom - 3 Assorted - Let it glow Acrylic LED Flashing Christmas Toque with Pom Pom - 3 Assorted - OH DEER

    LED Flashing Christmas Toque with Pom Poms in 3 Styles

    Brighten up your winter look with these pom-pom knit hats with a humorous Christmas sentiment on the cuffs and a light-up feature on the front. Choose from three festive and colourful assorted designs: HO HO HO with Christmas sweater pattern, LET IT GLOW...

    C$16.99
  • Nightcap Before Christmas Wine Bottle Cover

    Nightcap Before Christmas Wine Bottle Cover

    Our Nightcap Before Christmas Wine Bottle Cover is a felt crafted bottle cover shaped like an old-timey nightshirt and sleeping cap. This red and white striped Santa cap and gown features a jingle bell and a message that reads "The Nightcap Before...

    C$17.99
  • Bob Ross Joy Of Painting Dress Up Magnetic Play Set Dress Up Bob Ross Magnetic Play Set

    Dress Up Bob Ross Magnetic Play Set

    Happy little trees, happy little clouds. The fridge is your Bob Ross canvas! The Joy of Painting Magnetic Play Set comes complete with over 25 magnets including an easel, paints, brushes, and elements you can add to three different canvases...

    C$19.99
  • The Floater Poop Gag The Floater Poop Gag

    The Floater Poop Gag

    Splish, splash there's poop in the bath! The Floater Prank Poop will float in hot tubs, bathtubs, pools and more! Freak out your friends with this corny poop gag. Details:  Approx 10.5" Foam with realistic texture (eww!)

    C$17.99
  • CHOMP the Shark CHOMP the Shark

    CHOMP the Shark

    Celebrate Shark Week (or any week!) with Chomp the Shark. He's HUNGRY and you caught him in the middle of his lunch. Just squeeze his sides to see the leg of his latest victim pops in and out! A funny little toy that makes a great stocking...

    C$7.99
  • Hairball Kitty Hairball Kitty Hairball Kitty Hairball Kitty Hairball Kitty

    Hairball Kitty

    This Kitty has a hairball! Load your new feline friend with a soft pom pom hairball, then give them a squeeze and HACK! Their hairball shoots across the room, or at a funny friend. Perfect for endless amusement, and a great addition to any...

    C$8.99
  • Globby Globby Globby

    Globby Stress & Fidget Toy

    Get a Grip! Squeeze and pull Globby and he'll return to his original shape! Globby helps you relieve your stress, and is your personal grip trainer. Makes a great gift for those who are fidgety! Details:  Globby is 5" tall Ages...

    C$11.99
  • Joke Box

    Jumbo Joke Box

    The joke’s on you with our Jumbo Joke Box. This Joke Box comes with 8 classic gags in one package including goofy teeth, hand buzzer, floating eyeball, vomit, a bandaged finger, fake blood with finger pin, doggy stool, and fart whistle...

    C$24.99
  • Put A Sock In It Men's Crew Socks by Hatley

    Put A Sock In It Men's Crew Socks by Hatley

    Your morning routine just got a little funnier with these awesome crew socks! Even if you have a case of the Mondays these socks are sure to put a smile on your face with their cute black bear design and the words "put a sock in it". Machine wash cold...

    C$9.99
  • Bacon Flavoured Candy Canes

    Bacon Candy Canes

    Bacon lovers will lick themselves silly over our bacon-flavoured candy canes! These unsuspecting 5.25-inch tall candy canes look like your regular everyday candy canes, but just one lick and BOOM – a flavour explosion! Each box contains 6 candy...

    C$10.99
  • Static TV Keychain Retro TV LED Keyring Retro TV Keyring

    Retro Static TV LED Keychain with Sound

    This retro TV keychain will remind you of days spent in front of the good-old-fashioned boob tube. Remember the sights and sounds of black and white static? Now you can, with the press of a button. Push the knob to see the flashing TV come to life with...

    C$8.99
  • Cheech & Chong Boxed Mug Cheech & Chong Mug

    Cheech and Chong Mug

    This Cheech and Chong Mug features a picture of the duo themselves and the motto "toke it out man". Dishwasher and microwave safe.    Details: Dimensions: Holds 11 fluid oz.  Materials: Ceramic  Licensed by: Cheech & Chong...

    C$15.99
  • Christmas with The Golden Girls Mad Libs

    Adult Mad Libs: Christmas with The Golden Girls

    It’s a Christmas miracle! The Golden Girls are back by popular demand in a holiday Mad Libs fit for a queen… or four.Merry Christmas from sunny Miami, Florida where the temperature is hot but the cheesecake is cool. Catch up with Blanche,...

    C$7.99
  • Dancing with Jesus Bobbling Figurine

    Dancing with Jesus Bobbling Figurine Mini Kit

    Set your feet a-tapping with a collection of original dance moves inspired by Jesus and the likes of Moses and John the Baptist. This slyly irreverent mini kit includes a 3" dancing Jesus figurine on a suction cup base that you can attach to your...

    C$14.50
  • Santa Gnome Garden Statue

    Santa Gnome Garden Statue

    Welcome everyone this holiday season with this Santa gnome garden statue that features a red and white gnome holding a mini Christmas tree.  Made of resin and hand painted, this statue is suitable for indoor or outdoor use. Dimensions: 6 1/4"...

    MSRP: C$29.99
    Was: C$29.99
    Now: C$17.99
  • UG-5418 Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle UG-5418 Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle- back Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle UG-5418

    Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle

    This beautiful votive will show your devotion to St. Freddie, exemplar of rhapsody, bravura, and champions!Place it in your studio for inspiration. Set it on your piano when you compose. Raise it high overhead when everyone sings: We are the...

    MSRP: C$19.99
    Was: C$19.99
    Now: C$11.99
  • Because Wine Stainless Steel Wine Tumbler

    Because Kids Stainless Steel Wine Tumbler

    This double-wall insulated stainless steel wine tumbler doesn't judge...it understands that everyone needs a few glasses of wine now and then, especially when they have kids! Our wine tumblers are made of double walled stainless steel and include a...

    MSRP: C$26.99
    Was: C$26.99
    Now: C$16.19
  • Bendable Jesus of Nazareth Figure Packaged View Bendable Jesus of Nazareth Figure Unpackaged View

    Jesus of Nazareth Bendable Figure

    Spend 40 days and 40 nights getting bendy with our Jesus of Nazareth pose-able action figure.  The holy figure stands tall in his red and white robe, arms out, ready to get his flex on.  Whether you want to recreate the New Testament, or just...

    C$17.99
  • Bird Toothpick Dispenser

    Bird Toothpick Dispenser

    What says love and friendship more than a bird toothpick dispenser?!  Press down on the head of this helpful little bird and he will peck a pick for you! The hollow base stores toothpicks (some are included). Details:  Dimensions: 5" tall x...

    C$12.99
  • The YES! button The YES! Button with Box The YES Button

    The YES Button

    ** Watch the video in the Videos tab. Here's the Yes! Button ... the perfect complement to our best-selling NO button! For those who LOVE saying yes. The only thing more fun than saying YES! is pushing a button for it! Plays ten different YES's with...

    C$18.99
  • Joke-A-Day

    Joke-A-Day

    Just spin the wheel and see which joke you will play today. With 7 jokes to choose from, every day will be a joke filled day. The perfect gift for any dad, kid or jokester out there!   Details:  Dimensions: 10.75" in...

    C$16.99
  • Ultimate Geek Pen

    Ultimate Geek Pen

    Indulge your gadget-loving geekiness wih this high tech pen!  This high-tech gadget has enough bells and whistles to make most geeks drool. Twist the metal tip and you get a ballpoint pen. Press the top button to turn on the laser pointer, press...

    C$13.99
  • The Willy Warmer Packaged View The Willy Warmer Unpackaged View

    The Willy Warmer

    Prevent embarrassing shrinkage when the temperature drops (or when your most important extremity pales in comparison to the rest of you). Our Willy Warmer is a hysterical gift for any occasion! It’s a heater for your peter! Details: Dimensions:...

    C$15.99
  • Unicorn Discovery Kit

    Unicorn Discovery Kit

    All the stuff you need to find a unicorn is in this box.  Ok Ok...  You don’t really find a unicorn, but a unicorn does find you!! This kit helps you discover your inner unicorn and perhaps attract the unicorn of your dreams. Includes a...

    C$19.99
  • 12897 Stress Turkey Stress Turkey 12897

    Turkey Stress Ball

    INSTEAD OF STRESS EATING, WHY NOT BE STRESS SQUEEZING? Big family meals can be stressful! Just keep this Stress Turkey in your hand and give it a squeeze every time someone tells you what you should be doing with your life or talks about the next...

    C$11.99
  • Laughing and farting snowman

    Animated Laughing and Farting Snowman

    Bathroom humour enthusiasts - this little guy is for you!  Our adorable snowman looks innocent enough... until you squeeze his hand!  He laughs so hard, he toots!  We have no doubt his infectious giggle will make you laugh too.  In...

    C$36.99
  • Stuff The Turkey Unboxed View Stuff The Turkey Game Boxed View

    Stuff The Turkey Game

    WATCH THE VIDEO, BELOW Probably the funniest holiday game ever invented! STUFF THE TURKEY is a fun and frantic game for two to four players. Stand the Turkey on a table or on the floor. Each player takes a plastic brussel sprout and a party blower and...

    C$18.99
  • T.P. Roll ornament

    Toilet Paper Personalized Ornament

    Know someone who loves Toilet Humour?  This is the ornament for them! Our talented artists will personalize it with a name, year and funny message. Let us know what you want to see, and we'll make it happen! Details: Dimensions: Approx 4"...

    C$15.99